I confess my sins! (7/16/09-134)

[thepetro100]

shay i stole a car and went to apolosice and now im in hospital :( lol just kidding love your vids im on marathon and sorry my super awsome bad super english :D

[JeroenPoll]

134/985

[crazyredsimpkins]

173/967

And people said I was crazy with the handshakes. It did originate with the left hand.

And if you were a good dad, you'd pick up babytard and put her to bed for her nap.

[danarkendrick]

babytard's yawn at 1:55 made me yawn too! haha

[Chahta14]

Betty White would kick all of their asses! I know she isn't a talk show host but that doesn't matter! :D

[hicret90]

there is also dentists on every corner lol, i counted like 10 of them on a 15 min drive in santa ana once lol

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

i was watching this and my dad came in and asked me who i was talking to.. -_-

[mileyandjonasFAN1324]

shay and phil:) my 2 favorite youtube boys:)

[Maxxxers32]

HELL YES CONAN WOULD WIN! He kicks all sorts of ass.

[RickyFromKingston]

180/851 slowly treaking along

[Shemarriedacloud]

This family never has sheets on the kids beds!

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@Shemarriedacloud do you have sex with clouds

[Shemarriedacloud]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf  No, but SHE does.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@Shemarriedacloud va bene.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@ 1:56 babytard looks just like mommytard :)

[TheKalelele]

CUTE CUTE CUTE BABYTARD!

[beckiecana]

thanks for letting us harass you ;) thats polite of him :P

[MargieMama]

Seeing Shay now, vs. back then...I can't believe what a huge difference 30lbs. makes! He looks like a totally different man. Great job, Shay!

[laurenboren94]

my friends ditched me laughed about it and are calling me a b*tch becuase i aparently dont hang with them any more i was so upset i started to cry i turned on this video and babytard just made my day do a 180 ily babytard

[alexninjaskillz]

i love how small babytards footsteps are!!!

[GiovanniRose277]

awwwwwwwww sleep babytard =D and good job shay for admitting your sins, haha

[maayanoka]

conan always wins. except if its conan vs princesstard and then PT WINS.

[AspiringArtist0]

@SpaceAgeNinja cold sore

[brendalovescake]

FTC: The sun will burn your fresh white Idaho skin!

[lexyhazeleyes]

Kimmel. No doubt.



[xyzguy123]

no coverage from jimmy kimmel live?

[katietard13]

ur cold sore looks like rudolfs nose 2 me, i dont know :)

[waterisgood555]

@katietard13 I LOVE your screen name!

[katietard13]

@waterisgood555 thanks

[BEASTYMUZIK]

@Sybax i noticed that too

[ohiocait3]

SHAYTARDS R AMAZING!!!

[caddog0sugar]

Aw Shay that's so nice that you apologized :) But I bet that guy is wondering how you got the access key.

[Bbfishman]

babytard is always sleeping

[moobee900]

rex grossman hahaha nice shay

[DaLeadBull]

Babytard is fucking awesome, does she never cry?

[SalaD891]

Wow that lady in the car had the cutest smile.

[maribethmichelle]

oh babytard! she is SO precious! It has been crazy watching her grow up!! Man I'm really realizing how long I've been with you guys!!! :)

[deelist1]

babytard was adorable just passed out right on the floor, I died laughing!! cutest thing ever!!! 

[britannic192]

im sorry shay but i couldn't stop looking at your cold sore

[bblinhui]

it is so cute that you went to apologize~~

[michelleeez]

oh shay, always talking to random people!

[GinasaurusRex14]

Heyy! Don't hate on the Bears!

[CJAllin]

Nice babytard snoring.

[themonkeylarry5000]

shay, you're like 1/2 bear 1/2 man, that's why you thought of the bear's quarterback

[Bahamutend111]

Does Babytard have a drinking problem? :)

[brownie12349]

why does it say bakugan in the tags

[dungchunker]

@brownie12349 the same reason it says fma. I don't know

[Katkat227]

babytard and rocktard are obviously related. How? they both smile whenever there is nothing else to do XD. they're obviously YOUR kids, too :)

[RavenLord95]

0:23 - 2:04 = CUTIIE PIE! :)

[TheAppleGirl100]

lol im in chicago, im for the bears

[katiesjustthebest]

dancing with myself! you were singing in the tune to that song.

love it.

[Everydayfan101]

Shay ur my role model ur the coolest person alive and ur just so nice to people. Also LMAO when phill said @ thanks for letting us harasse you"

[gallaghergirl1000]

what is on her face?

[StrawhatxLuffy]

"Don't Steal! But if you do, go apologize later *Smile*"

DAMN shay! YOU'RE THE COOLEST!! XD

[hanniballecterlover]

aaahhww, babytard is soooo cutee! and you rock Shay! you admitted your sin! awesome! (although you might have brought the callcenter girl in trouble at that time. maybe she got fired! and is depressed and has no healthcare anymore. great job shay! :p)

[teampink1000]

there was way to much PDP in this video!

[sk8alltheway95]

GREATEST VIDEOS EVER!!!!!!

[bfmv580]

I actualy laughed very hard for a good 30 seconds when shay said all the 'phillipdefranco and he has a you tube channel' kind of shit, maybe its the beers though.

[BenjaminBlogs]

When BabyTard yawned she looked well like Katilette :)

[0MissElizabeth0]

Tired Babytard is PDP !

[XTKGamingX]

@0MissElizabeth0 wat does pdp mean ??

[0MissElizabeth0]

@XTKGamingX it's an acronym for "Pretty Darn Precious" - Shay made this up and it actually got so widespread it became part of the Urban Dictionary online - and it even says something like "A term Shay Carl uses for his children" lol

[XTKGamingX]

@0MissElizabeth0 oh ok thanks lol x

[0MissElizabeth0]

@XTKGamingX yyyyyyyyyyyyyou're welllllllllllcome :-)

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@0MissElizabeth0 what does pdp mean?

[0MissElizabeth0]

@TheAlbinoplatypus23 PDP stands for Pretty Darn Precious, Shay says it a lot in the vlogs

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@0MissElizabeth0 o thx (@)_(@)

[InvaderAbbyM]

@0MissElizabeth0 omg thx cuz i never knew and i didnt wanna sound like a noob

[emiilyfights]

babytard is adorable!

[cultivator23]

Hey, i used to live 3 blocks from that Public Storage place, where the G.I. Joe poster is at.

[cultivator23]

how the fuck did they find a cheaper house (w/ a yard) in Marina del Rey than in Venice? They must have gotten lucky, big time

[babyinblack]

poor babytard sleeping on the floor.

[Strong631Island]

that shit on yo lip got sum shit on its lip

[Tjtard]

Shay - "See kids, honesty is the best pol..." BOOM Get's nailed by a car. 3:10-3:23

[thebrassmonkey100]

@Tjtard good eye, lol

[TheWhoreAble]

If you want to steal internet that how you do it

[cnsmith85]

i'm proud of you for confessing your internet thievery to the hotel!

[kosherman45]

1:58 'nuff said

[twitchmiz]

philly-d!l lol waaaaa

[iSimpleGirl]

lol yawn while smiling= CUTESS THING EVER!

[vlogsin]

it sounded like you said babyturd XD

[boonhii]

LOL I LOVE SHAY AND PHIL! Waaaaa! Waaaa! Waaa!

[teeceetime2]

where did you get that hat in the very first scene?!

[TheFagMuncher]

Lmao "thanks for letting us harrass you"

[prettyinpurple321]

WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[DHallization]

Do you want me to hold it for you....

[dittocopys]

6:05 though that whole time, who was driving?

[DudeNotSoPerfect]

@dakotazoe I totally agree shays wayyyyy better than my dad :l

[dakotazoe]

shay will you be my dad? my dad is a douche

[dittocopys]

@dakotazoe your not alone...

[themusic199]

i thought babytard had passed out!!! shay your such a good dad,and babytard is such a good sport:) i remember falling asleep in the floor and my dad waking me up and i would start to cry because the floor was confy!! lol

[KalexCullen]

#LOL Babytard is so cute! xD

[bigreddot7]

Jimmy Kimmel and Sxephil have some similarities in the facial region :) not a bad thing. i am just pointing it out.

[DADpunkskater]

katilette:hot

sontard:nice!

princestard:lol

babytard:cute

shaycarl:funny!

SHAYTARDS;AWESOOOOOOOMMMEEEEE

[UGAZTA]

This deserves more than 90K views. One of my fav videos of babytard!!

[lovezcheez]

my little brother says you have "cool hair :O" hahaha

[GroceryMan100]

What was babytards first word? And sontard and princess tard

For that matter

[ipofan]

@GroceryMan100 testicles testilces and testicles

[HydroponicLovee361]

1:58 she did the shoulder/smile thing that mommytard does everytime the camera goes on her

awe she takes after her momma.

[RandomStuffCentral]

@HydroponicLovee361 AND she has mommytard eyes :D shes so sweet

[iHannibal9216]

omg how cuite is babytard...shes so cuite

[fiscalchaos]

Whoa!!! DON"T LIKE THE BEARS!!!! WTF!

[Sinfull702x602]

shay ur a honest dude. and what the hell is on ur lip? strate trippin dawg real talk.

[lacek2700]

why do you post your life on youtube?

[BLAHpeacock]

ROFL BBTARD falls asleep on the floor ahahahahah

[zusjeszondernaam]

yay! this is the vlog of my bday

[santafeclassiccars]

the chick behind you hates your gig. lol i love it thow.

[uaintheardnothinyet]

this is definitely one of my favourite videos shay. your so great! such a good dad and just genuinely a really nice, honest guy. if we had more people like you in this world it would be a better place!

keep up the good work!

[simontheslakoth719]

Jimmys? "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!"

[littleteka]

Babytard is so friggen cute

[BethanieMichelle]

ah! babytard is so cute! shay you are a such a good Dad! yayy sxephil! ahah you harrassed that lady.

[pau18mdq]

Why babytard is SOOO cute!?. She is adorable! :)

[layahxo]

lol AW EVEN BABYTARD'S YAWNS ARE SUPER QUIET!

XD

[IlseFemkeGjaltema]

5stars for cute sleeping babytard <33

[marcushickein]

Babytard has Katilette's smile

[1stclickmedia]

she only smiles cause your such a great dad!

[foelde]

Whaha i Lol'd So hard @7:17 where phill said Thanks for letting us harras you

LOLOLOLOLOL

[GretchenLynnP]

you really should put some cover up on that thing

[TheEdgarVirus]

ha im watching your vid using someone elses wireless internet

[foelde]

Lol (unprotected) WIFI FTW xd im gonna buy a netbook the first week ill steal uhh borrow my neighbours internet and then ill buy a router / splitter

[FuzzyPurplePenguin]

BABYTARDDDDDDD <3

[nilbud]

Punching is ok, eyes don't grow back so good.

[JimmyBlade69]

i gave u a thumbs up cuz thats wat ur bro. gets

hes an idiot for being like that no offense

[rckid9512]

@brisbane1made that is just...awesome..

[2010Niamh]

LA's where it's at ;)

[2010Niamh]

awh babytard fast asleep on the floor , how cute ! :D i used to do that when i was little 2 :) Shaytards FTW ! :D x

[baba112087]

lol aww baby-tard sleeping on the floor wow the sign for GI JOE is crazy lol the umbrella dance is funny

[katiebuble7]

who was on Jimmy Kimmel that day!?

[45CaliberKid]

200 more!

[45CaliberKid]

wowzers!

[drksquee]

you are to nice shay

[gator2978]

Go Gators!!!!!!!!!!

[Springfairy92]

I slept on floor too when I was little. haha

[churrogurl99]

Shay i like you, but more videos with Phil!! lol

[WeirdKendall23]

@loketron why the hell do you post why am i still watching these on EVERY EFFIN VIDEO!!! just stop watching if you dont want to watch it!!

[mattrocksyoudont]

thanks for letting us harass you

[CIRCLEJERKSnuffsed]

i have the same suitcase yu have!!!!

0.03!!!

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

omg u saw JK live! so lucky!

[BelfastCatholic1]

is she really called babytard lmfao

[Dracomalfoychat]

hey shay nice coldsore...LOL YOUR AWESOME

[farthaha123]

he has herpes

[Eminem841547]

she looks like michael jackson when she woke up lol

[101rockbottom]

2:15 is so true don't lie

[xAfroMacx]

instafivestars

[Amberwrista]

Oh my word-I have that same umbrella!

[SEMM04]

Love your confession! Was comical

[fourhundredrocks]

when babytard rubbed her face it was soooooo cute!!!!!!!!!

[wieben7]

baby tard sleeping on the floor was so funny

[tompolo77]

Def hav to agree wit mhk

[MasterHouseKitchen]

It's a known fact that Steven Colbert would destroy ever comic out there

[tigurt]

he also played for the Broncos

[babybuddybear]

hell yeah conan owns them all :)

[kakkiOne]

That's the first video I've seen of shaycarl back in July!!!

[grndayrox777]

lol i love conan

[Pj0tter]

she really looks sleepy haha!

[mycoolusernameiscool]

mann u video and family and lifee seems so kewl

[0pancakes0]

waking up babytard in this video was one of the cutest scenes of babytard yet. and there have been a LOT.

sooo adorable!

[EnAttendantG0D0T]

1:58 << So Precious!!

[KGalvarez]

WOOO!!! Conan!!! xD

[JustPerla]

babytard has the cutest snores lol

[Sephiroth2oo6]

1:58 She did the mom pose.

[FrankiEmo92]

COLONEL!!! THAT WAS GRAYFOX!!!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

Conan PWNs

[CableBoxTV]

that was great!

[TheLyther]

is he in new york in this video?

p.s. babytard is so adorable. .

[zipitybop]

He didn't want to look at that horrid cold sore any longer...

[spacedog1996]

Shay you have such a good heart lol After you confessed you're like "I feel so much better!"

[lamilenanena]

Does phil have a diary channel??

[SimonBunker]

sxephil

[Bandtx]

lol when she smiles she looks so much like katilette