"Hi, hello. My name is Kendall J. Barnes. I will suck your dick for a .009 mm guage set of strings. Poke me in the ass for a .72 mm guitar pick. Jerk off on the face of my wife (Jennifer) for a 1/4 male input connector. Just please don't stop the sweet, sweet music."
Another Example of Adnoydall Responding to his m4m post on Craigslist !!!
@fSantos5150 He just wasn't good for his bass playing... theres no better backing vocallist than Mikey. They need to get rid of Wolfy and bring back King Mikey!!! Unparalleled
I didn't know until recently that the top neck is baritone. How interesting. I would have my Wolfgang in that colour and finish. Or even better Eddies Ernie Ball there.
@phlip5150 if it was a six string bass, the neck would be about 4 inches wide. the top neck is the same width as the bottom neck. it is a short scale bass length (30") yet has the neck width of a standard guitar
Van Halen had great sounding tours with Sammy but especially this tour(FUCK album) and the Balance tour. The performance of their playing, sound etc...was just spot on.
weak vocals
silentnlurking 2 weeks ago
@silentnlurking No, just a weak post from a weak person. Don't bash Sammy
clockworkmike83 1 week ago
I love Mike's bass playing on this.
SpiritKnob 3 months ago
Phew!!..I swear the temperature just went up by about 20 degrees.. ;)..
Awesome tune!
GottaLoveEddie 4 months ago
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"Hi, hello. My name is Kendall J. Barnes. I will suck your dick for a .009 mm guage set of strings. Poke me in the ass for a .72 mm guitar pick. Jerk off on the face of my wife (Jennifer) for a 1/4 male input connector. Just please don't stop the sweet, sweet music."
Another Example of Adnoydall Responding to his m4m post on Craigslist !!!
EVH is GOD
PISS on YOU
kendallsucks1 5 months ago
Pas mal la version studio est la meilleure.
Electricguitar94 7 months ago
@Electricguitar94 je suis d'accord.
geneveiveharper 1 month ago
I remember when i saw this tour live & they sung this song in August 1991 & April 1992 in St. Louis.
therealraybaby 9 months ago
I like how the song is about jerking off
MegaWallace26 9 months ago
Still one of my favorites!
bwtsteve 9 months ago
Only time I saw them was on this tour. I'll see VH without Dave, but never without Michael Anthony.
benchracr73 10 months ago 15
@benchracr73 Same here man.
SKejtzazivot 10 months ago
@benchracr73 yeah, wtf is up with them replacing Mike with this Wolfgang? stupid...
91nickt 6 months ago
More brilliant lyrics here from the Cabo Wabo clown.
Kickstart25 11 months ago
Dowwnload the audio from this clip at soundnabber doht cohm.
BunniePetrarch052 1 year ago
Michael Anthony is epic excelent bassist, punch in face!
fSantos5150 1 year ago 13
@fSantos5150 He just wasn't good for his bass playing... theres no better backing vocallist than Mikey. They need to get rid of Wolfy and bring back King Mikey!!! Unparalleled
JeffVHFan 7 months ago
i have a feeling...that this song will be deleted soon :-(
copyrights or something...
until then...wooooooooooooooooooot !!! :-)
StevaManStevaMan 1 year ago
I didn't know until recently that the top neck is baritone. How interesting. I would have my Wolfgang in that colour and finish. Or even better Eddies Ernie Ball there.
VanHalenLedZeppelin7 1 year ago
@VanHalenLedZeppelin7 Actually the top neck is a hollow body 6 string bass that Eddie plays.
phlip5150 10 months ago 2
@phlip5150 seems logical when you look at the thickness of the strings, even more interesting
VanHalenLedZeppelin7 10 months ago 2
@VanHalenLedZeppelin7 I heard Ed talk about it years ago on an interview. The guy is amazing man!!
phlip5150 10 months ago 2
@phlip5150 the top neck is a baritone, not a hollow bodied 6 string bass
iLostTheGame00 7 months ago
@iLostTheGame00 Whatch the VH behind the music the second edition, Ed talks about that guitar and he says that it's a hollow body 6 sting bass.
phlip5150 7 months ago
@phlip5150 if it was a six string bass, the neck would be about 4 inches wide. the top neck is the same width as the bottom neck. it is a short scale bass length (30") yet has the neck width of a standard guitar
iLostTheGame00 6 months ago
@iLostTheGame00 I am just saying what Ed said in an interview about that guitar....
phlip5150 6 months ago
@ humppicsami, its a baritone, and yes you gotta love it
skrewflanders 1 year ago
Good God Almighty...thank you for creating Sammy. Your most perfect work, right there...wow.
RedJeanette 1 year ago
@RedJeanette amen!!! thank god.. and Sam's parents
redhed5150 1 year ago 2
just love that exxxtra low E-tuning on this song!
humppicsami 1 year ago
Van Halen had great sounding tours with Sammy but especially this tour(FUCK album) and the Balance tour. The performance of their playing, sound etc...was just spot on.
Rockywaves73 1 year ago
well thats just BULLSHIT
americanpecker 1 year ago