Funny Navy recruitment video

[jaminwithjme]

United States Navy baby!

[aceflyer89]

*In tears laughing*

[JEpton73]

CVN-72 Baby!!!

[SleazeGeneration]

I have been watching this video for 4 years...its still funny

what i dont get..is the bird on the ship at :20

[darrenzimm]

@SleazeGeneration I watched it once b/c the title says funny however it's stupid as fuck. I also feel really bad for you b/c you have been watching it for years. You need to get a life SleazeGeneration. Is that what they have dubbed people born after 2005?

#1 Ba-ba-bird. The bird is the word, haven't you heard? It's a toy ship.

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[SleazeGeneration]

@darrenzimm ooh somebodys a bit fiesty. I need a life? im not the one trolling a youtube video bro.

[SporeNaruto23LOL]

song in the background plz!!!

[rookieshooter1]

Hilarious!!!

[MsMAManon]

Marines are a hell of a lot smarter than you're giving credit for, and I hope you know Marines were the ones who protected the Navy's asses whenever they were on ships. Marines were the ones that kept the crew from mutiny and killing all of the Navy Officers. They were there for discipline, and they deserve respect.

[ThePedub]

MARINE stands for: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected.

[MrPhilipbgj]

@ThePedub It can also stand for: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

[bananaza909]

@ThePedub Semper Fi

[YondaimePownz]

0:23 damn we ain't got shit on that.

[TenderLover]

ROFL!!!

[EragonXavyer]

USMC Is the Infantry (in-FAGGED-try) of the Navy, PERIOD !!!! There's an old Navy-Marines joke: What you got if you put 200 Marines next to 200 Navy Sailors ??? 200 gay couples, LOLLLL !!!!

[supajero]

0:43 I love that pic XD

[NavySkits]

best version of this hilarious - and true - video

[airdaleva42]

I was an airdale 16 yrs. Laffed my ass off. But if all the women in the navy looked like that I would have behaved andc stayed till killed. it hilarious

[airdaleva42]

I was an airdale 16 yrs. Laffed my ass off. But if all the women in the navy looked like that I would have behaved andc stayed till killed.

[Nugraii]

i am army, my best friend of 16 years or so is in the navy, i am in iraq, he sent this from back home.

i. can't. stop. laughing.

but i have this to say: the village people did not write a song about the Army, Marines, hell, even the airforce escaped em, that says something O.o

[Barnstormer1969]

That is so hilarious.

[WhiskerBisquit1]

check out "in the navy" by village people, it will change your mind about the NAVY hahaha

[ArmaEditor]

@WhiskerBisquit1 You do know that was a joke right? That was not even filmed on a ship. Most of them are not even in the navy.

[BADassDANTE]

@ultramarine217 haha its kind of funny though im joining the NAVY haha you know you want to laugh NOW!!! xDD

[Patriot725]

this made me crack up. im interested in the navy, and i have a buddy in the army right now. i just might send this to him. he keeps telling me all those damn gay jokes.

[Cptahabify]

The Gavy.

[sethbobrocks111]

the navy is METAL!!!!!!!!!!

[BADassDANTE]

Need Any Vaseline Yet = NAVY LOL its a joke meaning gay sailors need ass lube

NO ONE GET MAD ITS ONLY A JOKE im sure theres others for ARMY MARINES and SUCH

[idsman75]

This may be an exaggeration but it's essentially full of the same things the Navy recruiters would tell the guys back home who were thinking about enlisting in the Army. Funny thing is, the EOD guys were Navy where I was at in Iraq.

[loveya3345]

haha. hilarious and i was in the army and the marines. really funny! lol

[kinbigbird]

Funny Video But not true, most of the time during my service we worked hard and played harder(fact) GO NAVY

[LaClairsts099]

things like this disgust me. i do not appreciate this video. it shames the Navy I am proud to serve in

[manihick]

you must be a booter

[tesster6969]

Obviously no sense of humor in the Navy, LaClair. Officer on deck. (Did he jump?)

[bigpimpin89898989]

hooyah navy lol...50% true and a lot are misunderstood but great vid lol

[FioratoJM1986]

Does anyone know where I can get this voiceover...

Thanks...

[behemoko2]

lol. As for the credits, wouldn't it have made more sense to list the republican side. ;p

[Nolen87]

lmfao.

[hole4hand]

Dont Ask Dont Tell

Just do it if it feals good

[trendelicious]

psh, I got laid more my first year out of the navy, than I did WHILE I WAS IN THE NAVY!

...maybe I wasn't doin something right. lol.

[blueeyedgal91]

yeh im in the navy

:D

[idensunrise123]

we need nursey to look afta r youngin'z exceptionly good givin' they're all in everyway is mandatory, but only in accord to need... of course.

[wardoghk]

Great Britin: aircraft carriers: 2

US aircraft carriers: over 50

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[RioXavier]

Dude, Navy chicks are nasty! are you kidding me? I wouldn't stick it in them with your dick and your buddy pushing lol.

[datamarine0651]

The Marine Corps is too good to be mentioned and the Chair Force is too pitiful. Semper.

[purpleeggsearea51]

what are you talking about the video is all about the you! you should know better! You are Navy! LOL! hahaha!

[datamarine0651]

On the contrary, sir, we're a DEPARTMENT of the Navy. We're our own seperate branch and fighting force. Let me break it down:

We are a department of the Navy, NOT the Navy. FACT: We deploy on their ships. FACT: We use the Navy Corpsmen. FACT: The name tapes on the Corpsmen cammies read 'US NAVY'. The name tapes on the Marines cammies read 'US MARINES'

That processing through your brain housing group? Groovy.

Have a meritorious day.

[purpleeggsearea51]

Then why do we still get their pay checks from the Navy? It says Navy all over it! Look at your payments! it even says it in big bold navy letters!

[datamarine0651]

Well, appearently you don't know how to read or else you would have seen that I wrote about how we're a DEPARTMENT of the Navy. Jesus fucking christ, are you really that fucking illiterate? Do you not understand the simple fact that while we're a department of the Navy, we are not the Navy. We're the fucking Marine Corps.

[purpleeggsearea51]

sorry about that bro, but still, it says navy! Whats your Rank now? Its been a while since I got promoted. I've been a PFC for like a year and six months. What Unit are you in? You better not be a POG!

[datamarine0651]

I've been a Lance for two years. Thanks to a nice NJP. I'm with the Thirty-Worst MEU in Okinawa. And a POG....hmmm, let me define that. POG: Personnel Other than Grunt. Basically, the people that the grunts will have a hard time doing what they do without. Proud POG here, man. I'm proud to have an IQ over 80 and being able to utilize it in the Marine Corps. :D

[purpleeggsearea51]

Hey! I'm in the 24th MEU we all got our place in the military, Are you going to Afghanistan anytime soon? It sucks! the civilized persians are sexy and the food is great!

[datamarine0651]

I was supposed to go with CLR-3, but I got stuck on the MEU for my fourth fucking 6 month cycle. How's the 24th?

[erikeccles]

the USMC is the MEN'S department of the navy!! BITCH!!

[purpleeggsearea51]

hahaha! USMC is navy just deal with it!

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

hush now little child, the marines are a department of the navy, they are their own entity.

So stop running your mouth about things you have no idea about.

[purpleeggsearea51]

LOL! NAVY! hahahaha!

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

Exactly what do you know about the U.S Military?

I'm not playing, legit question here.

[purpleeggsearea51]

hahaha! I know that Marines are Navy!

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

u see, its people like you who have no life whatsoever, so they come online, talk shit, and find themselves soo funny they feel proud or confident about their fucked up lives. You kno what man, Imma let you continue makin an ass outta yourself, I mean, if it makes u feel better bout yourself, and the rest of us find it funny because of your childish shit. You have my blessing, say anything you want buddy. Be my guest. I'm not gunna say or do anythin from now on, I wanna hear more from a tard.

[purpleeggsearea51]

stop talking about yourself, I'm just pointing out a fact that........... Marines are Navy! hahahha!

[WEEJOCKTIPTOPMCPLOOP]

hey man that dude is rite, u r such a TARD hahahaha

marines is own organisation, not navy.

moron lol

[purpleeggsearea51]

Wow! where the hell did you come from?

I love the Navy. And I love how the Navy has its own organisation. Why are you so mad?

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

i rest my case.

[purpleeggsearea51]

hahahaha!

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

lil jock lol

I like ur style man lmao!

[WEEJOCKTIPTOPMCPLOOP]

anytime bro, sumone needs to tell this dumbass wats wat. He started to depress me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stay cool my duuuuuuuude

[THEONLYBIGBOSSMAN]

ight bro

thank god someone here has a fuckin brain that functions lol

In future tho, dont even bother checkin this fool.

peace my bro lmao!

[MisterHougy]

Wrong.

Marines are under the Department of the Navy. They even use Navy doctors (FMF)

[Gpk76]

True, but Militarily, they are sovereign from each other

[tesster6969]

and medical corpsmen and nurses as well for that matter, MisterHougy

[Robin360]

@WEEJOCKTIPTOPMCPLOOP Are you serious!? Marines are under the Department of the Navy.

It's not an insult it's a fact.

[erikeccles]

i'm in a MCJROTC, and i'm heading to the army after high school. i'm perfectly aware that the globe in the EGA stands for navy ties. i just like giving the navy shit because that's where my friend's going.

[erikeccles]

scratch that. one below, put anchor, not globe.

[purpleeggsearea51]

Okay, Anchor, thats right, that is what Navy ships use Anchors! The Navy uses Anchors and anything that has an Anchor on it is the Navy! The Department of the Navy, and anything with the Navy, Anchor,. Thanks, I know now that Marines are just a fancy name for Navy. An Anchor.

[TheSweetNSpicyGal]

wtf at :28??

what are they trying to say??

[JonAndCorey]

That you'll get laid.

[culinarychick109]

ok im in the navy and we dont party all the time from what i do i worka lot and support my country i alot of ways. i went to iraq twice so if you call that fun then you should join and know the real thing

[roguej15]

holy shit...this is exactly what my recruiter told me before i joined!

[WildNice]

LOL!

[killiansirishred08]

Haha, that's pretty good. Although I have to say that we don't party all the time. We work and slave our asses off 70% of the time, 20% of dealing with asshole supervisors, and 10% partying.

[2010025]

WTF AT .14

[KickinSand2010]

who cares whats apart of what... the bottom line is we are doing that same shit... fighting for the same reason... we took the same oath... except for the air force... god bless that day care

[kkingsternsloami]

why was their a child soccor team wtf??!?!?!

[dounothemushroomman]

ok, u guys take this video waaay too seriously

[kalthaeden]

Ha! That was funny at the same time it wasn't. That's kinda like the recruiting ad for the Army in the "Family Guy Series"...lol. It was the one where Brian and Stewie join the Army. Both are equally the same, it just makes you feel embarrassed and angry at who had created it. I'm giving both videos a thumbs-down because I feel that it doesn't accurately represent either of our branches of service accurately. Here's a Navy Hooyah to both the Army and us.

[MOUNTAINDRPEPSIDEW]

@kalthaeden thats what i was thinking!



[kalthaeden]

@MOUNTAINDRPEPSIDEW 3 years down the road, now I'm saying hoowha? Nah, lost the love for working in the Navy a while back. Getting out of here in a week or so, so that's awesome. Time to get back to a normal life.

[MomOfSailorOnUSSKH]

I know this is just for fun, but the reality is, the navy sailors cannot have relationships, it is against the rules. If you are caught you pay big time in many ways. Remember this: When you do something a little bad in the Navy, you get in trouble big!

[12345635]

its all about the marines

[uncut1111]

OHH The Navyisnt so bad... ^^

[FlaggyStar]

um the marines are part of the navy yes we really on the navy for medics and transportation but we have our own tanks, helicpoters and planes. We only report to the secretary of the navy however once again we are not part of the navy because a chief petty officer or an admiral can not order the commandant of the united states marine corps.

rely and part of are two different things.

[jonseig]

Awesome its funny cause its true I'm in the ARMY LOL!

[Dahleer]

lol! My friend is in the navy!

[usnavy64]

freakin awsome, army got powned there, go navy

[Athanatos77]

Army Rule !!!

[putukumel]

go navy go navy hell yeah.

[kunoichixlover]

Sign me up.

[mxhonda3]

oddly, i have never wanted to join the navy......until now!!! lol, great vid!!!

[JacksonShredder138]

i love this video, spent 5 five years in the Navy, proud member of the "pilipino mafia" only seadogs would know what that means!!!

"without us, the fleet wouldnt eat!" hint, hint!

[eocrwade]

my dad was a fleeter and told me about the philipino mafia. i am in the seabees home port sucks so far. i think the fleet would be more fun. but i choose my rate and happy with it

[CVAN687478]

pealings , ,orange & fotatoe pealings...Bugows

[AMMO72]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[straifer125]

im in the navy woot cant wait Aug. 18 going to boot!!!!!!

[eocrwade]

boot camp is the easiest thing you will do in the navy. i am a seabee and graduated boot camp in june of last year. good luck

[lemonpop4u]

i wish i had seen this before i joined the Marines

[queeny1616]

hell yay ive had alot of family in the navy cant wait lol 24 sec

[LLP81]

Takes big nuts to be a squirrel sniper!

[mesoperty]

oh my god I love this one!!!!

[MOMofUSsailorONKH]

I heard that the food on a Navy ship are stamped with expired dates and "Not for Human Consumption". Yum Yum

[NavDDG54]

being on a navy ship we have received food like that, however the reason it's not 'fit for human consumption' is because in whatever state it was to be sold in it didnt meet some minor requirement or something, the food is perfectly healthy (just tastes like crap)

[MOMofUSsailorONKH]

yeah in the navy, my son ate Kangaroo, Aussie Snake, Emu, etc. Yum Yum, the viddles in the Navy are great!

[kadeemtheking]

I have never had kangaroo

[evilcrusher]

m.a.r.i.n.e stands for my ass rides in navy equipment. never been more true sacredshade.

[quagga15]

nice one

[daniel8chang]

Hot damn, I recognize one of the sailors shown in this video!

[UnspokenSoldier]

Army > All but in Reality All branches have the same loyalty Duty Rights Respect. Even tho the 1st 30 secs of this vid is so true lol

[shihany2]

cool

[drunkinbunkin]

I hope your right dude,I ship out on october 10th--funny shit

[mturner29]

marines are part of the navy? why cuz m.a.r.i.n.e stands for my ass rides in navy equipment. youre kettin made fun of just as much as the army!

[sacredshade]

no marine stands for

muscles

are

required

intelligence

not

essential

[objordal]

haha xD lol!!

[guitarplayer1776]

lol i like that one

[kadeemtheking]

no actually the marines are literally a branch of the US Navy, and they use a lot more than our equpiment, the sheer fact they depend on us medically shows that

[piggyspizza]

The United States Marine Corps (USMC) is a branch of the United States armed forces fucking retard, they WERE part of the Navy not anymore, and if you honestly think they can't train medics, then your a god damn retard.

[tacticaltaco]

You fucking suck. I'm a moron, and even I know that the USMC have Naval Corpsmen.

Not medics. Corpsmen.

[kadeemtheking]

and in case your dumbass didn't get the reply heres the same thing right back at ya actually dipshit even though the USMC is considered its own "branch" its Administratively "owned" by the US Navy aka part of the Department of the Navy and relies heavily on the navy for many things

also to the other guy a Corpsmen is a doctor I didn't say medic I said medically, you can't tell this sailor about the navy, I know what I'm talking about...even if I shouldn't have said "literally" in my first post

[kadeemtheking]

actually dipshit even though the USMC is considered its own "branch" its Administratively "owned" by the US Navy aka part of the Department of the Navy and relies heavily on the navy for many things

also to the other guy a Corpsmen is a doctor I didn't say medic I said medically, you can't tell this sailor about the navy, I know what I'm talking about... even if I shouldn't have said "literally" in my first post

[Alexn1067]

actually dipshit, the marine corps is a branch of the Navy. All their equipment is supplied by the navy.

[kalthaeden]

You are a fucking idiot, piggyspizza! Then what in the hell do you think it says on the marine insignia? Department of the USMC? No, it doesn't because there isn't one. The marine corps does a lot of stuff on their own, but they are still administratively ran by the Department of the Navy. Differently, true such as the example listed below. Furthermore, the USMC has Naval Corpsman and you'll rely heavily on the equipment supplied to you by the NAVY.

[fishunter11]

coed showers oh yer!!

[snowbirddude]

i so want to join thhe navy now!!!!

[ggiippffeell]

...now we know what it is like being a marine

[pirategrammaman]

True Story

[stusurf1]

wish i joined the navy fuuuuuk! oh well

[squirm81]

lmao....has to be the most accurate video on youtube

[HeavyPantolones]

I have a really bad flatulence problem. Can I still join?

[scoutsniper100]

I'm joining the marines, and they're part of the navy

[Darinvonbock]

I'm in the Navy...It's true!

[RGMerkel]

I'm in the Army and even I had to laugh at this.HAHAHAHA

[Nightmastercool97]

great poking fun at the services (army, marines, navy) because some people think that joining the service is the only way to serve their country but those people suck other people can not join because of homosexuality, seizers, panic attacks, flat feet, immigrants, under eighteen, mentally ill, have a physical condition, handicapped or in a wheel chair. didn't mean to offend anybody.

[toddpeterson86]

There are reasons in which flat feet and mentally ill people cant join this video is not the navy 24/7. One you have to pass physical requierments, so flat feet out, let me know when you find someon e who can run a 10 minute mile with flat feet. Two ya these guys may be "dicking around" but when all comes to needs of seriousness, they have the mental appitude to accomplish what they need to. So yes, they are "dicking around" in reality sure they got in trouble trust me

[TrueCourse]

LOL.... hilarious! Made my day XD

[candehmachine]

haha my exact reason for enlisting. :/

[yauhin123]

o____o

Time to enlist!