Caught masturbating in public! Very funny!(plz read description)

[fangx17]

hilarious lol now you have fucked up

[sabdow]

This guy wasnt masturbating.

Trust me, I've masturbated in public many times. Sometimes I got too close and the young (12 or 13 years old) school girls have seen me.

Sure, they may have reported me to the police sometimes. Sure, I may have gone to jail for 3 years once in my life for 'allegedly' doing some bad things. And sure, maybe Im guilty for whipping my cock out on a Monday morning on the train to work

But you know what? Obama will probably win the next election because he's Black

[fangx17]

@sabdow da fuck lol

[MrLolwat1]

dumbass bitch

[jrjr143]

THIS IDIOT GOING TO JAIL FOR WHACKING OFF TO THAT?????? HAHAHAHAHA

[MrKerrTV]

haha

[enailer1]

Try that one in Glasgow and end up in a body bag and your parts still in the bag PERV lol lol flmao

[SlxgghyHD]

" AND I SEE HIS PENIS OUT " .... Lol he's not embarrassed because she saw it , hed embarrassed because people keep asking to see it & his doesnt have a microscope with his :P LMFAOO

[DJChiMiko]

so funny..XD

[cacheboo]

must be in san francisco where are the weirdos live

[polaroidandvans]

"and then i see his penis out. that's it!" lol lol lol lol

[jamcrane3]

Good for her.

[Mr72855]

I heard a about that in paris to a friend

[SyndicalistTimes]

this shit's goin on youtube yo

[Mickr4]

woaaa what he did is so fucking horrible... He definitively deserve prison for playing with his dick.. Stupid ho

[TombstonexXXx]

LOL



[Hrogerspn1]

rofl

[808crazyshit]

This guys like she likes me and she dont even know it yet. Gotcha

[jagjagin]

lol wtf they were trying to record his penis at the end

[newcomer9747]

@jagjagin i was wondering the same thing too

[0MrRib0]

"OOOHH this is goin on youtube" HAHAHAHA

[FEROCIOUZ]

I thought he was gonna have a heart attack..

[foshizzle96819]

@Kevvo2011 how the hell am i gonna do that haha, and i aint making no video just for you

[MrDeerman85]

the end part is from the Whitest Kids

[foshizzle96819]

@Kevvo2011 not really

[Kevvo2011]

@foshizzle96819 Okay, prove it.

[jedidude04]

What in the actual fuaaark. 

[Kevvo2011]

"See his---penis" lol, that rhymes!

[polarbeach]

@Kevvo2011 ahhh no it doesn't

[Kevvo2011]

@polarbeach Yes it does. "See" rhymes with "pe" or "pee" (as pronounced) and "his" rhymes with "nis". "See his; penis".

[cvau32]

I guess Indians like white meat to NOT that's funny just the and>>>well did the conductor.cops come?

[candied88dj]

shes like a mom

[waterninja8]

The guy looks scared shitless

[Gixxer0383]

She's hot...but not hot enough to get arrested over.

[JurassicCock255]

lol she went ghetto quick

[ageniusx187]

lol, is that bitch angry bec an old man fancy her? you can see that she is that kind attention whore! and plus that guy looking like he still wants to finish off!

[waterninja8]

Wtf. eFukt is a porn sight..

[CyberMan14]

Love when they say "this is going on youtube" something so hypnotic about it...

[mendel278]

now you f*** up you f*** up now hahah

[79Testo]

"dude was rubbing his cock up against this woman" also?

I thought he just flashed her?

[LexieDi]

Until you were sent to prison and sexually assaulted yourself... soooooooo.... have fun with Buba

[LexieDi]

No. Just no.

[tooth8791]

DAMN

[farronx]

White women are very very funny when angered. That pause & look on her face @ 00:17 sec. is hysterical (simply priceless) I replayed it 5 times.

This poor illegal alien has the right to cross the border & air his balls out behind a bag doesn't he? Why is this horrid women harassing him? Wtf is the world coming to? White privilege gone awry(again) huh? This white women should be ashamed of her reprehensible acts.

You'll see more of this racist Bs if you vote Ron Paul in 2012.

Smfh

1love

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[Yognaught111]

@farronx dude... he was sexually harrassing her. he was rubbing his cock up against her.

[farronx]

@Yognaught111

You can't be that STUPID; or can you?

Obviously my comment wasn't to be taken seriously...

[shizznugget]

@farronx fuckin lol

[iFreNZyTM]

WKUK

[qnzecuatoriano62]

lmao

[truepridejb]

penis in your ass bitch

[DanielJ1609]

fucken train sex lol

[naturalmystic33]

can you blame him? that little redheaded flame is hot and has a dirty mouth...

[imjustsayin1199]

@brayshay dumbass i already explained i know i derped up scroll down. idiots these days

[swantonkid12]

the end LMFAO XD

[romoisabiyatch]

who's the guy at the end going in for the pic lol

[MrJunkkido]

and i saw his penis out!!

[godzilla345345]

You know your fucked when

[busymavado12]

Lmfao ahahahaahaha hahaaha

[jamespk3run]

DAD :O

jks im English!

[955551000]

so was he masturbating simply or touching the lady with his penis while jerking or was he actually innocent with that trust worthy face?

[yunesbb]

that woman is a whore !!

i mean shut the fuck up and go to your kitchen !

[RAWRgoestheDINO1994]

soooo dinner?

[foshizzle96819]

Ohhh now you fucked up, now you fucked up !!!

[bandola09]

what a fucking bitch there is too many of these kinds who dont get the attention they want once something happens they make a big deal out of nothing,you deserve a fucking gang bang with the recycling truck people.

[Alienator98]

@bandola09 if the guy whipped his dick out on a train it is relatively creepy dude. i just think your the guy who got arrested and your a little sore you got caught. just buy a hooker its cheaper than your bail money.

[bandola09]

@Alienator98 oh really ?fuck you fuck you fuck you do you thinh i am a dumb to be in a such situation?

[Alienator98]

@bandola09 lol. for someone arguing against being stupid you completely fucked up that entire sentence grammatically and failed to put your words in proper order. so maybe you are "am a dumb to be in a such situation"

[bandola09]

@Alienator98 ok thank you teacher you gotta be in harvard university.what a douche bag.

[Alienator98]

@bandola09 I am not in harvard nor did i finish college at all yet. Harvard is an over-rated school for rich kids. Realistically college is worthless anyways and is only there to suck more money out of people who wish to learn more. I only attend my college to get a piece of paper that says i qualify to do something i already know how to do. I am sorry you werent born with any tact & respect but i am not sorry for anything else about you. your an ignorant fuckface and i am done with the argument

[JVLigon]

@Alienator98 College is worthless? I don't think so but you can think that i don't care

[aggrtt]

@Alienator98 finally someone who gets the idea of "going to college" because every single time i tell people that i only go to college to get that stupid paper that says i can do something i already know how to do it they start arguing and talking nonsense..

[abcderf09]

why would she look there? shes the pervert

[annolov3r]

shit man dude WTF?! it aint even legal. all you perverted ass out there go and find yourself a slut or something. respect woman like you do ur sister and mother even daughters. if your horny go and jerk off somewhere else!

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

THIS IS DISGUSTING i would never masturbate to such an ugly girl i would find a hotter 1

[Alienator98]

@WaKeZnDrAnKz in her defense this video was shot in horseshit resolution and her head is squished lol.

[drdelta24]

Ohhhhhh! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! You had fucked up now!

[iluvtwilight34i]

@drdelta24 Rofl

[imjustsayin1199]

yes, i know the conductor dosent drive the train. i wasnt thinking when i typed it. calm down.

[imjustsayin1199]

@d0p3rag3 i apologize for not having a vast knowledge on trains. dont get your panties in a bunch.

[johnnygamer2011]

Bitch, my plans are set for tonight as well. I'm escorting you to my room.

[GuerillaInThaMidst]

ugly hag should be happen a dude rubbed his wood her evidently uptight ass!

[zezbid4]

cammun is not a big deal, Im sure after a bit of conversation the lady and the maniac guy, ended up fucking and composing their differences... ;p

[DanReborn]

whats wrong with that bitch? if i were that guy i would have done the danger wank right there and then and busted a nut all over her on camera. She would then be the one looking like a fool, not me

[asentic277]

@DanReborn what is the danger wank, im 15 so tell me ya.

[DanReborn]

@asentic277 a danger wank is when you wank with a serious risk of being caught or seen. The official danger wank game is when you are in your room, start wanking and you scream and call for your mum to come quickly, you gotta finish and have your dick away by the time she gets upstairs to your room :) have fun kid. (note: if you dont cum in time, you cant stop, you HAVE to finish, and if that means carrying on while your mum walks in then thats how it has to be).

[Contantina46]

She had the right to get mad

[johnnygamer2011]

@Contantina46 women don't have reasons to get mad

[lilbear1805]

Funny part is all the assholes saying that she should shut up are most likely to be perv who already done this. SMH

[WoebringerofDoom]

that bitch needs to be glad someone thought enough of her to rub their dick on her.

[JeffroTV]

If a woman was rubbing her putang on me, I'd escort her to the motel.

[JeffroTV]

ohhhh. This shit's going on Youtube yo!

[NZtenga]

bitch just put that dick in your mouth and shut up

[MajorArtillary]

Yeah because you will be a hero for reporting this guy. Public nudity is like what, a misdameanor? What, are you gonna hold his hand all the way to the police station? Stupid bitch has no fucking clue what to do when he get's of the subway.

[waswestkan]

@MajorArtillary Most States have lewd behavior statutes on the books on the books, in the event she captured him rubbing his pecker against here, assault might be in play. May or may not be misdemeanors, but something you would want on record of doing. She was an unwilling participant &he' a perv. A perv. who would be better of going to a prostituted to get his jollies if he can't find a consensual partner otherwise

[MajorArtillary]

@waswestkan I'm not defending him, I'm just saying that I've seen stuff like that happen before. I wasn't there so I don't know if he was putting his penis on her but if he did she can't prove it. I am just incredulous about how people go off like they are gonna form a lynch mob and kill someone. Then again, if it happened to my girlfriend I'd probably do the same thing.

[nicholas5674]

she didn't have to make the perv man look bad in public. fucking bitches!! women are from hell!

[Appollux]

Guy with his ding ding out+Escorting him to police= RAPE. DUHHHH!!!

[KGofeny831]

Drops her plans LIKE A BOSS...

[volli56]

you could just approach her for sex or something. Just ask! =D

[XavierEightSeven]

PERVERT PWNED!SWEET!

[ScorpioNy6]

Funny lmao!!

[PharaohII]

LMAO!!!!

[kellerr13]

Whats wrong with the fucking lense?

[xXJustinBernardXx]

stupid people loved that shit!!! all of you people having problem with your minds.. would you hold your breathe for a second if she was your mom? or your sister? or even daughter? donn think so unless your a FUCKING PERVERT!

people were just staring there like there's no a big Deal well fukk dat shit

[stopglobalswarming]

Damn it I thought this would be about the woman doing it.

[dimransee]

fierce woman!! the amount fo times i've wanted to do this to creeps...

[nvinfamuz]

lmfao @ 0:33 " oh this shits going on youtube... ha"

[asskickingness11]

she liked it

[cs16888]

OOOOOHHHH NOW U FUCKED UP NOW U FUCKED UP! :D

[sandro4646]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHA

[Scullnblades]

Lol, just wondering, what kind of punishment would he get for this?

[almasdp]

@Scullnblades i was wondering that too!!! 

[DustinHahnMusic]

She overreacted.

[The666Reaver]

@DustinHahnMusic excellent, now I know who to rub my cock up against on the train without getting in trouble ;)

[DustinHahnMusic]

@The666Reaver Oh, you'd get in trouble. I'd just not overreact.

[The666Reaver]

@DustinHahnMusic Lol, i'll have to be extra sneaky with you then ;p In all seriousness, i think she didn't react enough. If some pervert was rubbing his junk up my back on a train, i'd kick him square in his naked balls! (then point and laugh)

[DustinHahnMusic]

@The666Reaver That's all fine! I just don't think shouting like she did would help anyone any. lol

[shoeswithoutshoestri]

hes turning japanese... oh wait

[imjustsayin1199]

where is the conductor??? probably driving the train... derp

[sofiadragon1979]

@imjustsayin1199 the conductor doesn't drive the train.

[Spandex08]

@imjustsayin1199 conductor doesn't drive trains he probably checks tickets...derp

[alexpuffer001]

@imjustsayin1199 Rite freakin retard where else???Whacking off like tht other guy??? i thought asins cant get boners!!!

[johnnygamer2011]

@alexpuffer001 asians, whites, arabs, jews and mexicans all have tiny dicks. only niggers have big ones.

[GangstaJsay]

@imjustsayin1199 the conducter doesnt drive the train

[johnnygamer2011]

@GangstaJsay Maybe that wanking guy was the driver. The conductor had to take over the driving.

[d0p3rag3]

@imjustsayin1199 you dumb shit the conductor dont drive the train hahaha the driver does! plank

[dfgdfgdryn]

@imjustsayin1199 conductor dont drive he sell tickets hahahah idiots...

[imjustsayin1199]

@dfgdfgdryn bro, i already explained twice... i know the conductor dosent drive the train i wasnt thinking when i typed it. chill

[brayshay]

@imjustsayin1199 you and 64 other people don't know what a conductor is.

Wiki "A conductor is a member of a railway train's crew that is responsible for operational and safety duties that do not involve the actual operation of the train"

"derp"

[GREATCORNHOLIO1PSN]

god dammit no more jackie chan movies

[kelvinjiro]

"oh yes...oh fucking yes...

[TheZietgiest]

wtf

[MrArrmageddon]

@adamlikesmusic1231 Thank you.... lol Funny comment.

[wsworld568]

he watched too much porno

[Valoe7]

She wants his dick.

Sure she's acting like she doesn't want it, but she's going to

"escort" him to the police station?

I'm sure she knows what an escort is.

She wants his dick.

[DeadlyDictator]

haha the site at the end is an awkward porno fail site

[aidniymevoli]

Lol, Mexican guys are soooo horny!!

[zimmyzimgir2]

I bet she secretly wanted to get fucked by a nice big cock in front of everyone, fucking liar

[kbgrowkid420]

she wants to suck it so bad

[noiselyfe]

LOL wtf is with all these comments sticking up for the guy? I'm a guy, and if I saw him doing that I wouldn't call the cops, I'd fucking cut his dick off AND take his wallet!

[NYCvee]

fuckingg white girls act as if their slutty selves dont like that. i bet she loves cuckholding as well. and this is comming from a girl.

[DeathToNeoCons]

The guys were saying something about a condom??? So he tried to penetrate her???

[TVguy2011]

@DeathToNeoCons no they said "u need a condom"

[Xetenor]

This bitch needs to calm the fack down and be happy she is viewed as sexually attractive by a man and simply go home and masturbate that night. I bet she did. rofl escorting to police? How? He would rape you by the time you get there with his sexually frustrated dick. Prob not getting any from his gf/wife anyway lol.

[tannalv]

@Xetenor She's probably a feminazi. They don't believe in heterosexual sex.

[ALLTHINGSINMYHEAD]

just a fucking ginger with no soul

[q0zi]

Why the hell is she flipping out? If anything it's some sort of compliment. That guy would've been the man if he kept going or said something...

[blaircolbie]

@q0zi You're absolutely right. There is no classier way of complimenting someone quite like getting out your dick and rubbing it all over someone you are standing next to on the public transit.

[q0zi]

@blaircolbie That is true.

[aidniymevoli]

Lol....he is a japanese!!

[iRetox1]

@aidniymevoli Are you kidding ?? He's obviously some kind of mexican or indian, but not japanese ! xD

[kelvinjiro]

@aidniymevoli ...Japanese porn just for watching...not for real life

[gunman7100]

in his counrty it is ok to jerk off in public

[pandelosu]

he should get shot fucking retard

[TehHoMeLessKid]

@TheSpeckofdust we get it you have fetish for indian guys masturbating to white girlz



[TehHoMeLessKid]

video camera guy: This shit is going on youtube yo

[rtacck]

what a fucking bitch

[ignatei]

@TheSpeckofdust He is Fijian (50% Indian, 50% Islander), to be exact. They are so sexually frustrated for white women. Fuck Fiji, this jabroni got what he deserved.

[blackBATauto]

fuckin pakis

[realtruthist]

@TheSpeckofdust

u bastard... everyone knows that he is not an Indian... punda baadu.... chappu da..

[bigmoney66b]

Great idea for a movie - Girl ends up "escorting" him back to her place.  And you can guess what happens next. GREAT. :D

[ubiquitousfacts]

I would have peppered sprayed his dick.

[2012XF3]

my favorite part was the ending,like the voice haha.

[asdfadlord]

Snicker...cough...wtf....lol. I actually didn't realize everyone wore so much.

[MiaMccB]

She probably feels really violated...I would have punched him.

[shinedownfan1992]

the only problem i have with him doin what he did is his taste in women!! lol she was a butt ugly cunt,cmon bud you can find better than her hahaha

[killyou45]

Why is this guy masturbating in a public subway anyway? Pretty fuckin' weird....

[qwertydubstepout]

good cunt, i wish i got that sorta treatment back home

[FallingSky7]

I got caught masturbating so many time bathroom,living room,friends house, heck even in the restaurant ( the cashier chick turn me on) but so it nothing new to me<==== Pervert!!!!!

time to rape a bitch