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  • "I met him out." hahahaha what a dumb bitch

  • they are all actors in a play.................

  • cute tho!

  • NASTY HO!!

  • Alright well I'm gonna....you know....go maintain my instrument now...

  • THAT GIRLFRIEND AND HER INSTRUMENT IS ONE DINGGY BITCH

  • That hooker was awesome. "Maintaining my instrument" lol, classic.

  • Was her plan not to let the public know she was a stripper? It backfired because we all obviously know and now her strange behavior is going to get her on TV.

  • where were the fckin gloves?!! 'Nothing to fit? Please do aquit!' And damn she's fine

  • A Rogue Doctor who cared about GETTING BOOTY from the expense of Michael Jackson

  • fuckk dude he has like 7 kids and like 50 gf's and their kinda hot

  • Her instrument would not be her brain, I am certain.

  • @blackaristo: She means her vagina(her most valuable asset))...lol

    

  • Those were actually clever answers :D

  • I think I'm in love with Ms Deborah Brazil.

  • Murray is a pimp! LMAO!

  • The question they should have asked was what kinda movies was she in, and where could they find a copy. Then we'd be in a bad nineties comedy.

  • R.I.P Conrad Murray. He might have been guilty, but it's still sad he got killed

  • Other than the word choice of "instrument" i don't see how this girl is strange.

  • Her being a stripper isn't really a big deal, just tell the jury what your occupation was and keep moving. It's normal to ask a person on the stand what their occupation is. Secretary, plumber or circus juggler, just answer the question. Listening to her tip toe around her past was hilarious for me. I'm surprised no body in the court room laughed out loud at her.

  • I don't see what her being a stripper has to do with Micheal Jackson's death?

  • I expected her to have a lower, man-ish voice for some reason. LOL

    She's certainly very entertaining, and I like her weave too! haha

  • Ugh.

  • She's totally trying to play herself up to get some kind of a deal out of this trial. Complete gold-digger.

  • @july7nyc probably not tampons though. What was she in 98? Like 10?

  • Cenk is less of an instrument and more of a tool.

  • wow nice to see my video on TheYoungTurks. ;-) you can watch the entire trial on my channel except for day 1 and 2...124 videos right now of the trial.

  • wow nice to see my video on TheYoungTurks. ;-)

  • She's actually very entertaining lol

    And I love her weave!

  • Oh I maintain my instrument.

    Let the uncontrolled lul'z commence...

  • Ho, she's awesome, verbally eloquent, pretty & smart. What more could you want from a woman? I'm a woman & I envy her. I think she'd make a great actress & this court session proves it entirely! As a Canadian I think the best actors are comedians & there are too few female comedians. Go girl!

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    can't , stop , loling..........

  • Lol! What a tool. She probably got her SAG card for some tampon commercial she did one time and has been holding onto that membership for dear life ever since. Lol!

  • Freak

  • If she's with the Screen Actor's Guild, then their standards must have dropped to the fucking floor.

  • "When you refer to an instrument, what are you referring to?"

  • Psh,I wish my days consisted of me maintaining my instrument.

    What movie/t.v program/music video/commercial or other media source has this girl been on?

  • No Cenk, as a guy, you can't maintain your "instrument" all day long. Although women can.

  • Everything she said was borderline purgery. If she was going to try to be evasive, she should have planned a better strategy.

  • "In a social setting"

    lmfao. I love how she doesn't want to say "I met him at a club", LOL. Fucking busted.

  • Anna's "instrument" is the most beautiful in all of journalism. Please marry me.

  • @RICE510 well lets hope you get passed the first gate...

    are you of latino descent?

  • Fuck Michael Jackson his music sucked colossal dick. Its too bad he didnt suffer more when he died. We should give Conrad Murray the Nobel Prize for killing a pedophile rapist who was too rich to go to jail.

  • @Farf420 You sound perfectly sane and I'm very fond of sarcasm.

  • I understand why she's being standoffish. Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she wants the whole world to know and to make it public record. Give her a break.

  • I DO NOT give a fuck about this. WHO CARES? Michael Jackson is dead and the Doctor messed up.

  • Honestly on this clip Cenk and Ana are just wrong. This woman was right all along, she is the instrument, classiv clip of bullying imo.

  • @freshhug OH FFS!! Bullying? Are you fuckin kidding me? That bitch was no more an actress than I or you are. The only instrument she uses his her looks & vaghole to get money.... I think there is a word for that... I thinks its PROSTITUTE!

  • @BlackMambakins

    Bullying might be a harsh description but they are still wrong.

  • @freshhug Look if someone decides to go on NATIONAL tv and act a fool well dont expect people to how can I say this without sounding like a.... fuck it I'm blunt why stop now. If you go on TV and act a fool and expect people to not comment in a negative light when your trying to make what ya do REALLY for a living something more fancey than stating what we all know, you ARE a stripper... dont be suprised is all I was sayin. LOL I mean whats next the janitor is now a custodial engineer/actor? XD

  • I was waiting for the soundboard clip

    "shes a bad bad girl"

    Ahahaha

  • "Actress" as in acting like she really interested in the guys that she meets.

  • I'd let her "maintain" my "instrument", if you know what i mean ; )

  • Uncle Conrad had about 4 jump offs .with that face ugh !

  • Pretty hoes will fuck any one they find only money sexy, ladies these days are sad as fuck

  • She plays the skin flute professionally.

  • Id hit it!

  • This kinda reminds me of Judge Mathis court show,when who are strippers would always call themselves dancers,Women need to keep it real,If you do what you do then be real about it.I bet she probably the kind of girl you would meet at a bus stop dressing in a mini skirt talking about GOD and a half our later would be in bed with you.

  • I just wanna hang out with Ana for a night. Maybe have a nice steak at Outback?

  • im maintaining my instrument right now!

  • She's hot.

  • @dizzymasekela she looks completely cracked out, how can you find that hot?

  • Just like Sunshine Dorre in Harold and Maud.

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  • Actress= Welfare

  • aN INSTRIMENT OR A TOOL?

  • How is any of this relevant?

  • How come he only dated nigger bitches? Why didnt he date fat white bitches?

  • She is a self-satisfied, psychologically stalwart, adult African American female who does not require the aid or companionship of any male.

    Rotating my confounded cranium in a disappointed manner.

  • @Dipstikk

    wut?

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  • You get to bring cameras into american courts? What the fuck?

  • There are a lot of guys maintaining their instruments while watching her "work."

  • Since Anas an instrument i WILL play HER

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  • When you say acting. Do you mean lap dancing?

  • I'm not saying she a gold digger , but she ain't messing with no broke

  • In other words she's a porn star, you can find her in many softcore porn videos...

  • Imagine if it was a guy. "As an actor, i spend most days polishing my tool - let me stop you, by tool, what do you mean? - *looks down*"

  • I lolled.

  • when I heard "actress" I went ROFL xD

  • this is one stupid bitch who goes after guys with money

  • I think the Lawyer was being a dick.

  • Epic

  • ana is hot!!

  • She will have a reality show soon.

  • I'm maintaining my instrument right now, I do it at school, public library, while babysitting your kids....Can I help you officer?

  • lol, i like her, she's funny

  • I want to play with Ana's instrument.

  • This was hilarious XD Lmao @ Cenk!

  • Who cares what she does for a living, really! Get a life people.

  • Wow. First chick is hot.

  • Lmao the title Gurgle in the bottom is perfectly fitting

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  • OK, no body got that huh ?!?!

    Her instrument = Chick with a DICK !!!

    Oh Conrad needed her to anal probe him. It helps with that damn constipation !!!

  • You're at a fucking MURDER TRIAL and you have a demeanor like that?!...holy shit!

  • This is weird but I don't find that answer bizarre in any way. I just graduated from an acting school, top 5 in the U.S. I can tell you that they do use terms as your body being an instrument.

  • wow! that is the answer I was looking!

    mom: what are you doing in there?!

    me: maintaining my instrument!

  • This like the game show "What's My Line".

  • I tend to meet everyone 'out'.

  • hmm....

    Ladies and Gentleman of the supposed jury....

    This is Chewbacca....

  • Conrad Whaddy trial? Is she hawt? We wouldn't mind helping her maintain that instrument!

  • Conrad Murry is "in luv with a stripper" .. LOL

    shit, compared to the pieces of meat that pass as strippers here, LV has the best bitches!!

  • I wish Ana was my girlfrend.

  • What does this have to do with micheal jackson's death, exactly? Ok... shes a stripper. And? Lol,. they're just trying to paint him even more evil/immoral. Thats all. Stick with the facts, court room, stop using ethos.

  • Herpes on a stand.

  • So why are are they interviewing the dude's stripper girlfriend and what does it have to do with killing Jackson???

  • @jumjalalabash Its called the Chewbacca defense...linky

    wikipedia[DOT]org/wiki/Chewbac­ca_defense

  • I'd LOVE to play her instrument.

  • I love strippers. Fuck lawyers.

  • @wtfdoihavetodohere - No! Don't fuck lawyers...Fuck strippers!

  • I'm a tool.., NO! I'm a not a tool, I'm a weapon!!

    wrrrrooooooom!!!!

  • YeSSS

  • Actor,..Instrument is myself,.... SHE'S A PORNSTAR!!!

  • CRACK HEAD!

  • To be honest I'm not very comfortable watching TYT publically laughing at someone who has a different way of expressing herself, or has a different lifestyle than what some of us might be used to. At least this girl probably doesn't make fun of other people for a living, and if she does they're into it. Come on TYT, this is tabloid, stay on target.

  • @xensor I think they are laughing at her because she was obviously trying to be deceptive and doing one of the worst jobs of it that I have ever seen. Additionally, I think they were laughing at her because this woman appeared so clueless that she actually thought she was doing a good job of hiding the fact that she was a stripper and an unemployed actress. They are making fun of how she is reacting to the questions....NOT that she's a stripper. Who doesn't love the strippers.?

  • @MrJmm999 They're making fun of her attitude & choice of words, & laughing about the possibility that she might be a stripper. She never shook her head like Ana did. Saying her body is an instrument of her craft sounds weird to a non-actor, & silly if you think she strips, so I get it. It makes sense to me though, & no matter what my job was I'm not sure how willing I'd be to give irrelevant details of my private life to that prosecutor in front of millions. She was being elusive, not deceptive.

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  • @MrJmm999 Yea strippers are awesome. And whether she is or isn't, she isn't doing anyone any harm as far as I know, so I give her the benefit of the doubt that she's also an actress. It's not that I don't find the situation funny (I do) and I can make light of it too, like most people. But as a large group, when we target someone with ridicule, it becomes derogatory, and I have no interest in taking any part in that. Personally I just wish TYT would stick to politics.

  • She's not an "instrument" she's a tool.

  • As a student I must maintain my instrument. My brain.

  • American justice system: just like a reality show...

  • I wax my instrument all day long!! LoL

  • "i maintain my instrument" oh~ is that what she calls it ;D

  • Screen actors Guild? Was she serious?

  • @EdgarD8387 Hate to be Captain Obvious here, but he's just making fun of the witness...

  • I'd hit it

  • @EdgarD8387 he is turk they think it is macho to rape men

  • does wayne brady have to smack a bitch?!?!

  • Why freaking skirt around the issue?.. just ask the damn question you were itching to ask in the first place...'are you a stripper'?....and be done with it....jeeze! 

  • Go Conrad well you're a chump for supporting her but... I'd hit

    :)

  • I sure wouldn't mind playing her instrument!

  • How to reach an answer:

    Court: blablablablablablabla blablalb blablalbalablb labllablba la??? lblablabl + lblalbalbalabl ??? lblalbalblalbal ? ?l blalbalblalbllbalbalblalbal ? +l blalblablablbla +?? llbalbllablalbal ?? blalballbalblabla ?? lbalbla+?+ lblablalbllalblablalla l......?

    Real life: YO BITCH JUST ASK HER IF SHE'S A STRIPPER ALREADY! jeeees.

  • @ZiqqiPH That would be objected to and sustained in a heart beat. You have to play these games.

  • doesnt really matter what people say in trail conrad screwed and going to prison because jackson was a celeberity.

  • Anna is looking nice today, think I'll go maintain my instrument?

    *bazinga*

  • Theres no reason to laugh at Nicole, and honestly its sad that they laugh at her. The lawyer was representing the reputation lawyers have as scum quite well there.

    None of that should be relevent. Its like they were trying to bring up whatever they could to discredit her.

    I would have asked for relevence of each question til she made her point.

  • @waltermh111 relevant*

  • I don't see where the story is supposed to be.....?

  • this bitch sounds like she's been out on the sun way too much.

  • i maintain my instrument

  • nicole ftw

  • my instrument is my crak

    agahaha

  • lol

  • I saw a video of Alysson Hannigan "refining her craft"...it was quite...stimulating. Yes, acting is INDEED different than a 9 to 5!

  • she looks like a man

  • You know you're BAD Murray, you're BAD, you're really really BAD. HEE HEE (grabs nut-sack)

  • why are they trying to make her admit to be a stripper?

  • I'm also an instrument

  • Two entries in IMDB "days of wrath" and "her knight" ...

    One of these was a short.

  • The best part is, she REALLY believes that she an actress.

  • "Professional actress".

    Oh yeah, I see her in movies and tv all the time.

  • @bobbytiger In "days of wrath" or "her knight"?... I checked IMDB, and she has only been in two things.

  • Shes like a stripper or porn star or sumthin

  • Mind blowing me? It's okay, I'm an instrument.

  • The word "Instrument" shall now replace "vajayjay" as the new thinly veiled code word for pussy.

  • I'd like to maintain Anna's instrument

  • so now we got less videos a day on this channel because you split it up in like 5 places? and none of those are shown on my subscribtion list.. fuck youtube man

  • see she is aweesome

  • There are a ton of easy puns to make regarding Ana being an instrument, but I'm going to let that one go.

    

    You're WELCOME Ana!

  • she's quite smart, i must say

  • I thought she seemed cool.

  • Is that an instrument Cenk? Or is it in fact a tool? :-)

  • Is she calling herself a tool?