how to pass a drug test?

[MegaBiker5]

You can make your own kit for substitution or buy the pass kit from Everythingurine like i did. They have developed a proven system that comes with lab tested urine,heat packs,temp strip,perfect bottle size,and instructions. I used it and passed without any worries or sweating. 420 time!

[XxXBloodshotXxX]

So my mom is drug testing me in 25 days, but i really wana keep smoking...what should i do fellow stoners?

[xxnickpricexx]

@XxXBloodshotXxX she fucking gave u a 25 day heads up. what the fuck. just down water a gallon a day in 25 days u will be alright

[XxXBloodshotXxX]

@xxnickpricexx i know its 25 days, "but i really wana keep smoking" :p

[LilSkeeProductions]

You could tell you guys are Still High

[niinresz257]

umm, tha last time i burn was last week. sometime dis week i have a drug test!! how do i get it out of my system?! pls lmk asap

[cepedabrunson]

found a way.....use heating pad...then ace wrapp it below your belly button...use small plastic container...and you good

[cepedabrunson]

dont work temp. wont be correct i tried it

[Trese804]

@cepedabrunson heat it before you go...it will

[MsTerra5TheDiva]

if u put eye drops or blech in ur urine does that work

[d0gm34t]

lsd dont show up on drugs test... if u wana beat drug tests dont use no shit for about 3 days.. iv passed 3 drug tests over the last few years with in 72 hours of havin ma shit... i take alot of speed and somtime pills... o yeah if u can drink alot of beers on the sunday before you have to take the test, the grog helps clean out ya piss...

[eazy131313]

bob marley behind u guys is

 hilarious

[diante21]

lol so dumb but funny u gotta do what u gotta do lol thanks for good friends tht let u use thy piss lmao



[cyberhendrix]

I once passed a drug test in two days by drinking regular Lipton iced tea. I drank a gallon a day for the tow days. Granted I'm not a heavy smoker, maybe a bowl a day of dank. I'm also fairly skinny, about 5'11" and roughly 145-150 pounds and in fairly good shape.

Just curious to know what other people thought. Was this dilution at its finest? Or was it a fluke?

[luvs2sk892]

anyone know how to pass a swab test? for weed. thnx so much.

[cyberhendrix]

@luvs2sk892 Stop smoking for 3-5 days.

[Ghostkilla360sf4]

how do i pass a urine drug test i got 30 days last time i smoked was a week about a gram....thanks reply asap...

[adog7474]

@Ghostkilla360sf4 depends whos testin u juss drink hella water and cranberry juice

[passyourdrugtest]

@adog7474 you will fail unless you substitute with synthetic like FAKE IT

[adog7474]

@passyourdrugtest welll ur wrong and thats ok but just dont go around actin like u no ery thing

[passyourdrugtest]

@adog7474 i do know everything , i have an education in this field .

[bmoreinurmouth]

that is what you call a true friend

[OI8APC2]

Find someone with clean piss. Pour into condom. Double wrap said condom. Tie it real tight. Ace bandage it under your balls. Bring pin into bathroom with you. Take out condom, poke with pin, pour into cup. You just passed.

[robinhood511]

@OI8APC2 then wouldnt we have to have a boner the whole time....

[OI8APC2]

@robinhood511 I don't get it.

[robinhood511]

@OI8APC2 if a condom is going to fit on your penis you would have to have a boner...unless you have a huge softie lol

[OI8APC2]

@robinhood511 No dude. You use the condom as a carrying vessel. You don't wear it. You keep it tucked under your nuts to keep the clean piss in the condom warm.

[rawrsaysmydino]

@OI8APC2 Not if they check for temperature, too.

[denvermedibuds420]

@OI8APC2 wont it just explode?

[hiko1989]

@OI8APC2 Will not work. They check temp of the sample. Even a time of few mins out of body can make you fail. Then they will ask you to sit and wait until you're ready to give another sample.

[TwEaKROX]

@OI8APC2 yea, tried the same thing, like the other guy said, it wont be hot enough, they made me sit and wait, luckilly i dilluted my urine enough and they were tired of asking me to retake, so i passed :)

[ladidiaz]

@OI8APC2 yo....so for a woman will she have to tape it under her breast?

[hawkdogie]

i like your urine shop set up right next to everybodys toothbrushes

[1eyedprophet]

new favorite quotes:

"just boil some water on the friggin... thing"

"what can we test your pee for?"

"those aren't gloves those are plastic bags"

"shotgun the rest of it!"

[icpauid]

This is sad.

[pelamelachilli]

passin piss tests are easy, you just have to stop smokin for like 3 days before the test drink lots of fluids, and palo azul. my friend smokes dro 3 days before he takes a piss test for his probation officer and always passes. i on the other hand have to take a hair test =/ been sober for about a month. hope thats all they take (1/2 inch)

[LegendaryRNT]

@pelamelachilli ouch...sucks to be u xD

[jimmyjimmyjimmyfuck]

@pelamelachilli dye your hair. you'll pass, no shit.

[fedtheend]

face facts. time to give up everything. mayonaise, coffee, masterbation. cigs, alcohol and weed are long gone. soon the employer job applications will be interviewing your neighbors on your mode of living which includes everything, bible study, volunteering, praise of our military, seriously people. I qualified for training but then they said I need to show I can get a job after the training and that only leaves home health aide, but I am smart enough to train for air traffic controller.

[lfc011]

that bathrooms sick aha

[fedtheend]

I just duct tape some piss in a vial taped to my underarm at work at all times. this way I can bone up while I druve a lift truck and no one is the wiser. muahahahaha! but seriously, I quit a while back because I started doing clay baths and wheatgrass, and activated charcoal , then in 3 months got a really high score on an iq test. so now I qualify for some training for free college so it's worth going clean. I even got a platinum rating on my work ready applied math certs.

[meandbreda]

@fedtheend suck y0ur 0wn c0ck already!!!

[Nizz8daGrizz8]

if you could have some clean stuff keep it in your armpit and hopefully it keeps up to temperature, or else maybe you could put it somewhere else if you were a bit sketchy on that but i wont go into details on that

[Nizz8daGrizz8]

when you piss in the small bottle mine had a strip glued to it that says the temperature, it has to be recorded within 4 minutes and it has to range from 90 f to 100 f, mine was 98f

[UAFree1]

I have searched the internet in and out trying to find methods and the only method that i know that works i got from this website

uafree.info

It gives you a full walkthough on how to pass that ua that is coming up and it doesn't only get you clean it brings success to your life.

[spinmyweb]

@UAFree1 You’re trying to sell info that’s free on the web you parasite. You can’t even get your "contact us" page of your useless blog to work, yet you want us to think you’re smart enough to know some hidden secret to passing a drug test.

You’re so thick you believe people here would know your pushing your own useless blog

[mitchell591]

wtf i thought it needs 2 b warm in order 2 pass

[Casper48022]

This wont work under most drug counseling programs and probation.. In Arizona they watch you piss, and you have to have your pants down and shirt up..

[passyourdrugtest]

@Casper48022  thats for slaves

[Casper48022]

@passyourdrugtest Which will be the new life standard, eventually..

[passyourdrugtest]

@Casper48022 hair is going to be the norm except for on site cheap test .

[Casper48022]

@passyourdrugtest It has not so far, for mandatory probationary or rehab programs.. I questioned that myself, seeing as how UA probationary tests are done up to 3 times weekly, and a single missed or diluted test is considered an automatic "positive". I asked why a hair test could not be an acceptable rebuttal in such a circumstance. Short answer basically being, rehab (thus courts, counties, and district attorneys) generate revenue from charging over-priced UA's, and hair test cost them..

[PoeticMind]

I so had this idea in my head already like 3 days ago >_> guess great minds think alike. Gonna tell my little brothers the toilets broke so don't try to flush... Then i'm gonna steal their pee >:). lmao.

[Charlymaumushi]

That chick sounds so stoned

[brightshadow121]

So, basically, you just carry along another friends pee,in visine bottle, which is clean? Awkward.

[KR3EPY]

that video was fn retarted, didn't help anything except more ?'s...

[HARDDEADSTYLE]

ya so tell us what happened? was it supervised and where did u put it, and did u pass???

[astreetmonster0]

@HARDDEADSTYLE i hear people put it up there ass with a especial tube that transfers heat from the anus into the urine

[GoldenPlatinumSTEEL]

Hey Dose Spice Show Up On LAB UA? Plz Answer

[juzcourtney]

lmao Bob Marley in the background...lord have mercy ...lol..

[Charlymaumushi]

@juzcourtney in the bathroom! lol

[redrum18751501]

drink green tea, the real stuff in teabags all day before,and the day of the test. also take 3 cranberry pills 3x a day while your drinking the tea. you will be clean....

[baby131469]

the BEST and easyest way to pass a drug test in short amount of time is to not exerciz at all the day b4 and the day of the drug test so you do not burn any fat wich contains thc and drink a alot of water the day b4 and the day of the drug test wich wil not clean ur systm only your urin 4 a day and the night before ur drug test drink a dark soda so the urin does not look diluted also drink a dark soda an hour befor actual drug test this will only clear ur piss for a short amount of time

[HighSchoolThug]

I'm on probation, Do they still drug test you for a nonDrug related Crime?

[TheBearEzentials]

possibly ..depends if your parole officer is a bitch or not

[f825urcouch]

detox doesn't work. Water, cranberry pills and lots of exercise do.

[kimmyluvsTH]

ive got a drug test 2moro at school!!! WTF DO I DO?!?! i heard that if you put a little bit of powdered bleach in the cup you pee in that they give you it will clean it.. is that true??? HELP?!?!?!?

[forest1997]

no, dont do that.... i would drink ALOT of water; drink it intuil you almost throw up. relaxand piss it all out, then do the same agian and agian. urinate several times before the test. exerzise, and drink cramberry juice

[eduardobaza111]

did u get caught ?wat happened.

[loveidaho208]

take like 20 niacin hahahahaha

[Ghostlych0b]

Well i see its three months after your drug test, but bleach, detox drinks, all of that are a myth. Only way to pass is with fake pee, or drink a lot of water and cranberry pills.

[LegalizeTheGr33n]

@Ghostlych0b i jsut drink a lot of water and about five minutes before the test either drink vinegar or pickle juice both have vinegar but pickle juice tastes better

[moxy18]

detox?

[isisbenny404]

See unless thats not done as a home screen, you are totally fucked! Dot 40 regulations require the lab to check for temperature,pH, and Alkalinity. They also make you empty your pockets out. Some facilities are really strict, and put tape on all the fixtures, and add blue color to the toilet.

[Towlie952]

would home tests have a temperature thing?

[isisbenny404]

Yes most urinalysis cups (including home testing) have temperature strips on the side. They are a black piece of plastic 1 centimeter long, and 4 centimeters wide. I don't believe that pH and alkalinity are usually checked on a home screening, but there are companies that include the test free of charge. As a phlebotomy technician i have seen many home kits, and they all use temperature strips. Please be honest with who ever is going to be testing you, your credibility is on the line!

[shootme03]

detox works just fine

[passyourdrugtest]

i can help you do this without the hasle or mess

[templecharas]

lol did he pass it?dont u guys take detox...that helped bfore.