Dave Chapelle @ kojo's Comedy funhouse

[GuitarSongs21]

"I'm a 75 percenter, My moms half white, my dads african & my wifes filipino... & So my kids are puerto rican somehow" LOL

[killamanqueenzz]

@BastardMan91 Let me just clear this up, you're comparing smoking a cigarette to raping a woman?

[mlomelic]

My penis is an humanitarian.

[Nebzz]

It's been 4 years, Dave. Let's get some more club footage.

[EDI647]

pussy is what keeps this family together lol

[oddballa]

half pakistani half scot? this niggas half braveheart n half braverheart

[downtownford2]

we dont have homeless white ppl in america?

ummmm, have been to san francisco, lol

[DonRMB]

5:36 "Skull and Crossbones.. Secret Society.."

8:38 "It's gonna be ONE WORLD soon.."

Dave knows what's going on... KILLUMINATI!

[denramluv]

Its been four years Dave!!!

[InternetSenation]

You misspelled Chappelle, twice.

[downtownford2]

'black ppl are free in America'

[Leeroynumanuma]

son...pussy is what keeps this family together lmfao

[badboi538]

@hassler100 so's your mother but you dont see people complaining

[j0j0t0]

IT'S THE FUCKING LAW IN ENGLAND YOU STUPID FUCKS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

It's equivalent to serving minors alcohol, and it seemed like Dave was just fucking around with the security guard, you dickriding fanboys need to chill.

[lilkk234]

Dave is true master at comedy. He went ten minutes unprepared, improv and killed it. VIVA CHAPPELLE!!!

[MrTopcat1000]

In London smoking inside anywhere is now forbidden, its getting that way in most of Europe too.

This clip is quality chappelle at his best

[OneWishMegaman]

Lol, greatness.

[nflmj93]

Im Nigerian:)

[BaytHerz1007]

Thumbs up if you hate that fucking "brrrrp" sound they make.

[straitblow]

are those club owers fucking reatrded? they think cig being put out is more important than dave? theey would rather it not be in there than for dave himself to be there,a fter all the prep work, etc. they r stupid. nd what wa that guy gonn do, running up on dave like hes gonna do something to him.

[shadob1]

@straitblow i agree.. but not on your basis and dave brought this up, he said im doing a show its part of my performance.. dispite the laws of smoking many places have the clause where as long as its part of a theatrical performance its allowed doug standhope in ny is a prime example, i think they were wrong for simply that aspect. imagine a broadway show of a streetcar named desire with no smoking, or 12 angry men.

[monkeypies3]

so my kids is puertorican some how hahahahah

[emceeStray]

what no one gets is i like dave chappelle's stand up....i just dont like big-headed clebrities ok? he is the funniest man on earth forreal, but he is still like anyone else

[emceeStray]

@1991nickc bitch im broken just cuz im not an asshole? best check yourself lil faggot. the only thing broken was the condom your parents used when they accidentally concieved your stupid ass

[1991NickC]

ere lads and lasses watchin this, is it just me or would it have been complete genious if hed ran with the lit smoke around the stage to the benny hill theme tune

[ggalexhutchings]

the advertisement before this video made me vomit.

[startingabandsoon]

@emceeStray dude chapelle was just kiddin about the celebrity shit he was trying to be an asshole

[ArchThomp]

@emceeStray take a chill pill mate

[1991NickC]

@emceeStray are you broken ?

[pagola]

@emceeStray easy man he was joking

[lisamjfan92]

OMG Dave Chappelle is so hilarious!

[MoanMusic]

ITS BEEN 4 YEARS !

[zedworth]

shut down that club.

[topraman519]

Can't wait for his new show!

[MrAntdoggy25]

@topraman519 he gots a new show comin out?>

[ketmod]

@topraman519 New show?

[Ifreehat20I]

man that "brap" stuff is really annoying

[75uchiha]

@hassler100 Why ??

[epauloconnor]

Fuck that security guy that made him put the cigarette out... Where talking about the funniest guy ever, and he paid a visit to some no name club in London and they made him put his cigarette out... Fuck them!

[doghartdon]

@epauloconnor but its the law in england that you cant smoke inside resturants and clubs, only your own homes

[Bakemono121]

@epauloconnor ya i quit smoking cause i had to. . . but really y do people fuckin trip on that

[KamptonSquad]

@epauloconnor lol its sad but in europe you can only smoke in big clubs like discos, its a stupid law created at 2 or 3 years

[DUGMAC1973]

@KamptonSquad You can't in England...

[MrIjazz]

@epauloconnor its the law u dumb shit

[BastardMan91]

@epauloconnor

Yeah, I'm afraid the law is the law no matter who you are. I really don't know why you have so many thumbs up. Would it be OK for Dave Chapelle to rape a woman if he was in some no name club in London? Fuck you.

[quinnweller]

@epauloconnor It's the law you dumbfuck

[jamiechang2011]

@epauloconnor it gave him material reeeeeeeeee

[banginthegroin]

BRAAAA BRAAAAAA

[kaldnm80]

lmao too bad its fuckin true in america as well now....no smoking inside...fucked up law

[ALWAYSHYPETV]

Brand New UK urban Comedy Youtube >> Always Hype TV

[Martinlavell]

I say some racist things, but my penis is a humanitarian.

[Jdoug92]

They got my gun...

But they didn't get these rocks niiiiiga

[Smardaz]

@ShugoCharaSkipBeat don't you mean Shiite?

[jasonlammons]

"This motherfucker's 1/2 Braveheart & 1/2 Braverheart"!!!!!lololololollo­lololol

[genny1roxx]

 boring

[bigge525]

@hassler100 Yeah, try dealing with the toothless, inbred, racist, armed, redneck conservatives of the United States sometime... They are no picnic either..

[gunfighterdrummer]

They laugh soooooo weird.

[TheGreatAntonio2010]

What's with the Brrap?

[SenseiBeast]

its almost 4 years!!!!

[jayzonas777]

Dave is a Legend and the only comic who exposed the NWO.. we miss you

[captam666]

@jayzonas777 George Carlin. before Dave

[hamsterpoop]

@captam666

True, but Dave still has some years to go! You would have to compare Carlin before he did the show at Carnegie to Chappelle now to make it fair. In that light Dave may not be too far off. Carlin will be very hard to top though.

[VanWorkum]

@jayzonas777 George Carlin...Bill Hicks....list goes on

[Nishua]

Please come back Dave I don't even watch comedy since you've left it. It's not the same nor will it ever be.

[Johnnythebossbrown]

"Well son pussy is what keeps this family together" haha



[HeartOfASaint]

Dave Chapelle is a LEGEND , nuff said

[ianbrownshairdo]

had it all, fucked it, for all y'all.

[bobeagle007]

never trust a nigerian with your money..

[DalerMehdi94]

you know what i say alot of racist jokes, and my mouth says racist things but im penis is a humanitarian

[cimism610]

Dave Is the trufffff

[vaumbee]

I like his expression after he said to the Nigerian guys , "you guys done paid off the global loan sharks"..."uh anyway". Dave is sharp..! funny guy.

[hemulinkulli]

@vaumbee Well,it's impossible to be born dumb,if both of your parents are professors..

[pinball281]

LOL its menatal,we cant even smoke in bus stops or phone boxes

[Skyhighblu]

cant smoke thats fuckin wack

[iLMMFAO]

thats how its gon' be in a lil while, we all gon' be beige

LMFAOOOOOO

[carter71185]

dave voice blah blah blah help!!!! lol

[mrfudgeyhead]

That was some shitty music at the beginning...

I expected better from London.

Damn.

[noluyon]

I was almost rich, bitch.

[XotchilCommon]

"my mouth says racist things.. but my penis is a humanitarian" BWAHAHAHAHa

[WNSoren]

black people in london is like chinese people in the congo

[misterbizzones]

@WNSoren uhhh no.

[WNSoren]

@misterbizzones blacks are less than minority in england. wonder why

[powersurge001]

"well son... pussy is what keeps this family together."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[CapitalBhoy78]

DAVE PLEASE COME TO SCOTLAND ONE DAY,YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND!

[RoadRunner1231]

There's a SCOT in here?!

[jc1001bestever]

Don't u taste me man lol

[privateryan18]

@jc1001bestever tazer

[kel1981]

@jc1001bestever You got it wrong

[yoonhaj]

my wife is philipeen and my kids are purta ricons somewere !!!

[yoonhaj]

what is brrrrap?



[grillz666]

@yoonhaj its a exertion of energy mimicking the sound of a gunshot

[BringbackBigPun]

@yoonhaj what is brrrap? how old are you yoohaj?

[repmyclass2010]

"and you pretend you're a nice person" i love it

[thehornypuppy]

I keep coming back...BRRRRRAP!

[EErivas92]

Can't stop laughing. Thanks Dave

[Afr0Afr0]

i MISS dave chapelle!!!!

[SHlTTER]

this has gotta be my favorite stand up routine of all time its short but that makes it better

[littlefootlongft]

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

[xsergiogx]

8:13 the english lil jon "what"

[DarkWolfSociety]

@xsergiogx  lolz

[sweetna22]

ive seen this like 5 times and i laugh hysterically every single time. long live chappelle

[sweetna22]

ive seen this like 5 times and i laugh hysterically every single time. long live chapelle

[88Hitchen]

Fuck off with your brap brap, I bet he thinks what a bunch of dickheads, especially comin from people who cant legally hold a fire arm..funny!

[Fisj]

@88Hitchen

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

[jovenpendulem]

Dave chapelle much love from somalia

[brobinson95]

they got my gun but they didnt get these rocks nigga

[gunit331]

"Well son.. pussy is what keeps this family together" LOOOOOOL!

[mrdolike]

WOW..DAVE CHAPPELLES A MUSLIM...INTRESTING

[ThatFreeThinker]

I'm stupid, what's the "bllllat" sound mean?

[CLeVeLaNd216WyteMike]

@ThatFreeThinker its the sound a machine gun makes

[javipt27]

comedy central created 25 accounts and disliked this video..bullshit

[rencrow]

chappelles still got it.

[nuknuknuk111]

"you cant smoke nigga"

lmao

[skillz139]

dont u taser me mannnnnnnnnnnnn

[Mrthrust31]

DAVE CHAPELLE IS STILL KING!,,,,

[nonofyall]

is it just me or does dave chappelle look like a somalian?

[fudgie152]

wow. british blacks. I wonder what sucks more, being a minority in america or england

[mrdolike]

@fudgie152 america is worst....in UK the people are much much more accepting than US.....

[topebrown7]

@fudgie152 they dont even call us british blacks; they call us african

[shahinur95]

@fudgie152 probable america

[xROLPHYx]

@fudgie152 American's Speak English. Therefore we win.

[868Empress]

@xROLPHYx and so do the english, hence the word ENGLISH!!! duh...

[xROLPHYx]

@868Empress No shit dickhead im English myself, ffs some right retards on here i swear

[androidt800]

@fudgie152 definitely in America. From what I know about the UK, integration took better in a smaller country.

[IWhoCreate]

@fudgie152 im thinkin bein a minority anywhere sucks pretty bad

[loopguru66]

@fudgie152 lol i love you and your observations :D

[DragonsREpic]

@fudgie152 I'd say being a minority

[farrell360]

@fudgie152 America easy.

[SPETZnev]

@fudgie152 Definitely sucks more in America. Speaking from experience as a minority with residences in both countries. In England, it's such a non-issue that race becomes an afterthought. In the U.S. race seems to be a factor in almost all facets of daily life. Not necessarily because all Americans are racist but racism permeates the culture, politics and history of America. Not complaining, just informing (because you don't seem to know this).

[Birdo661]

@SPETZnev cleary uve never seen a soccer match in Scotland.

[ukurbanfarmer]

@fudgie152 in uk its kool

[ruthio1]

@fudgie152 america believe that

[lakun76]

@fudgie152 your mother was a minority when she asked me to shoot my load all over her dry breast

[StephenJTatum]

nothing but love <3

[sophisticatedplayboy]

fili girls are slags

he got some slag pussy

[kingrocker44]

@sophisticatedplayboy you're pissed that you can't get any lol

[AK123456789123456]

"they got my gun, but they aint got these rocks nigga"! lol chappelle is too funny

[TJG7]

Son:Mom, what is pussy?

Mom: Son..well..pussy is..what keeps this family together LOL

[osiris6364]

you get dave chappelle to perform in a basement then tell him he cant smoke?...if chappelle was performing at my club he could smoke crack on stage for all i care

[RottenPeachState706]

@osiris6364 haha damn

[kilianyooo]

watchin' dis evry day haha

[Ehaggag]

@kilianyooo i laugh everytime i see this

[raphamayne]

"quotes something we all just watched"

[Tobinho14]

YOU cant smoke in here! hahaha

[capoeiraike]

Lol, "do you have any mun-ne?"

[Theboxer500]

The commercial at the beginning was fucking RACIST !!!!!!!!!

[sedahe12]

i'm beige, 4 diff races.

[Ehaggag]

this muthafucker is half brave heart and half braver heart....DAVE ORIGINAL!!!

[kruunk1]

you can't smoke inside in Michigan now either. Smokers hate it, but us non smokers absolutely love that shit.

[SanEverett]

Whats the deal with smoking? He should have walked out on these turds.

[thisisnotanick]

@SanEverett European smoking laws

[Ehaggag]

@SanEverett its a fuckin basement with an AC , i think it's reasonable that smoking is not allowed

[SanEverett]

@Ehaggag Hey dumbass..Its also reasonable to outlaw alcohol since it kills more people than cigarettes but thats NOT REASONABLE DUMBASS!

[Ehaggag]

@SanEverett Hey dumbass , if u don't drink and sitting in a room full of drinkers , u won't be bothered...but if u don't smoke and sitting in a room full of smokers , u will be fuckin' bothered. Dumbass!

[jcmrt]

Im Rich Bitch LMAOO

[Ramsterous777]

19 people smoke...

[RapMetalKing]

I love black crowds more responsive then white Crowds 

[Darklycan369]

BURRAAAH

[R0NJ0N]

god damn, why are these people shouting brap after everything he says?

[Flipmode29991]

@R0NJ0N brrrap !

[12coskun]

there's a Scot in heeeeere lmao!!