Strippers lap dance & A giant finger in my ass! - Ask The John

[desimateee]

stay away from champagne, that chick will fucking clean you the fuck out

[Sicj]

Considering she was drunk Luckily i was getting a bj in the tub or that woulda hurt a lot more. Yeah i stood up like WHOA what the hell are you doing!? You gotta lick some butt before you go sticking your finger in it!

(The largest load of bullshit ever conceived in women's magazines. Men having stronger orgasm when a fingers up there ass. Some feminist council of gays sitting around plotting the demise of every decent mans asshole.)

No seriously i just told her to stop

:D

[thafr0zen]

she better scream "LEEEEEERROY" before she does that....

[360SnipeProductions]

if that happend to me id take tha shit out of my ass and my cock in her mouth, lets see how that bitch feel when i shove somethin of mine in a place she dont want it

[kingpedro36]

Id be like WHAT!? Hey, you can't just do that. Then Id ask if she wants it in the butt. lol

[wastedbime]

i'd say whoa that's a little too freaky for me - and then laugh so she doesn't feel weird.

[xox2010xox]

bhahaha! this is funny!

[AlexZeBeast]

1#

I would pinch my cheeks together and break her finger straight off!

[Blacksoljah]

I never whipped my ass where shit got on my fingers before...but okay skyy.

[Selesify]

I had that happen, I turned around and slap the hand away

[FREDsucksDICKS]

id tell her to put her whole fist in there :D

[KittyLove89]

omg ive had that happen to me, hella not cool i was like wtf...

[Bluessole]

What the fu? I'm a guy! this is suppose to be the other way around.

[aussiebear22]

Mareedee206 = If you're gonna get your ass blasted, you better keep it clean. All sorts of bacteria there.

Badthat12 = Don't be their white knight and try to save them. Strippers are only in it for your money.

[cortenb]

Aye man... sacrifices must be made. Just as long as it doesn't fuck up my Natalie Portman experience.

[roeterdink21]

Skyy you should serieusly think about doing stand up comedy!

[JasonNepster]

Fuck a stripper? I can do that :)

[Gothhana]

My ex stuck his finger up there, and i kicked his faggot ass off the bed and dumped him. :/ any dude that's into anal even with chicks is gay imo, that's not bad but go be with a pretty dude then. :/ Just my opinion tho.

[Trixiaoyu]

@Gothhana - Ok, then using that 'same' analogy, does that means that any dude who's into receiving blow-jobs and hand-jobs are also gay?

[Gothhana]

@Trixiaoyu Lol you misread my comment's mood. But he'd be gay if he'd do that to a dude.

I dunno psychologically guys do that shit because they find it fun to do something taboo. I still think anal sex makes the guy kinda gay. my ex that did that to me liked recieving too so yeah lol. might be why i see anal like that.

[akascipio]

Fuck that, i got stabbed by a Thai hooker for puttin a finger in her ass, learned my lesson real well... Make sure there are no weapons present before doin it again!!!

[Trixiaoyu]

@akascipio - Why were you sleeping with a Thai hooker? I think she would have stabbed you regardless.

[hip2dadip]

If someone shoved a finger up my ass i'd say... Where's the rest?

[ruke0000]

i would knock the fucker out. that shit is fucked

[skeletor555555]

If he shoved it up my ass...I'd take a shit.

[Trixiaoyu]

@skeletor555555 - You're supposed to no eat 24 hours before anal sex, my friend.

[Larrygallis]

"Champagne you could be a CEO, all you have to do is believe!" LMAOOOOO

[Larrygallis]

The finger in ass thing needs to stop! WTF is up with you dudes and anal?!! Is your girls vagina that huge?

[TheWildGiraffe]

@Larrygallis It's just something we don't get much so we try it with every girl hoping for a winner lol we just wanna see what the fuss is all about

[Trixiaoyu]

@Larrygallis - "Is your girls vagina that huge?" - Yes.

[MrFreddy999]

id kick her and be like wtf bitch????

[sharingun0sister]

if a guy puts his finger in my ass i'd say something to him right then and there.

Not down for anal. lol

[BallackISALORD]

Id stare at her and be like WTF! Put her face down and get her ass up and keep going! MOVE ON FROM IT

[fisterfight]

Release the bowels. That is a one way gate and that'll prove it.

[jordankriese]

I'd shit on her hand...she wants to stick that shit up there, she deserves that shit...

[span89]

You guys telling me that if you were fucking some smoking hot chick and she slammed a finger up there you'd stop her?

[123bathinapes]

@span89 Ehh.. yeah

[shotyaface]

Fuck that. I got SEAL Team 6 covering my backdoor.

[Typhoon792]

This was the best one in a while. Thanks man. This is good shit!

[DsexLive]

I'd time my fart so that when they pulled their finger out, I'd shit all over the place.

No more fingers in my ass :D

[Atheist269]

@DsexLive lmfao thats wrong in many ways...

[ThinkLikeP88]

I'd fart.



[SirRuneRange4]

i was drunk and went down on my gf out and i kinda rammed my finger right up there.. worst thing is she went completly ape on me and i was too drunk to realise what i just did... >.< and now im bricking myself everytime i go down on a girl now..

[firexeye]

I pulled his hand away

[jazzplayer9]

Sounds like Skyy's had a bad experience with someone named "Champagne."

[iLikeCookie88]

Anything to do with the ass is just a NO

[shoes2shoes]

i wish my girlfriend would play with my asshole but she isn't as much of a kinky bastard as i am

[IonelG56]

I'd fart on her finger, guess she won't be doing that anytime soon...

[restrictivetrouser]

If a girl stuck a surprise finger in my ass then I'd just surprise her back with a quick pussy-to-ass redirection of my dick. Then shout "THIS IS SPARTA" just as you do it so she understands not to fuck with you.

[cynmille2000]

i love anal sex

[darkENhandsome]

I would freak the heck out!

[LateNiteAlum]

A finger shoved up my ass? Someone's getting a donkey punch.

[SnakeGartman]

Even a girl's pinky finger would never fit in my tight ass without hella lube.

[RainMoontide]

ask them why was it's his penis in there.

[Belgianidiot]

I'd roll with it... why the frick not

[YajT89]

My BF did this to me, and I did ask him. We tried, I didn't like it much, so we don't anymore. But hey, some girls enjoy it, at least now I know!!! lol

[Meeko86]

Lmao reminds me of my stripper sister. She has like 800 pairs of shoes and doesn't give a shit.



[pawelgrom]

hows that losing weight going for you fat bastard?

[Xviann]

If a chick put a finger in my asshole, i'd tighten it to the max so she couldn't pull it out and then laugh at the poor bitch.

[flonkas]

Calm down everyone. Just send them back to the kitchen, it will be fine.

[aassaa99]

i would be like wow wow wtf bitch that felt good do it again

no not really i would probably smack her in the face and say dont you ever do that again.. shiit i might actually like it who knows

[Player21398]

If a chick puts her finger up my ass I'll take a shit. :)

[1GoodRiddance]

Instant like just from him reading the first question.

[bp56789]

3:19 - "Fuck a stripper"

Poor choice of words my friend.

[Mooseboy240]

I'd shove a thumb in hers lol

[newstuntzcrew]

i'd clamp and cut the finger off like it was a cigar and my asshole was a cigar cutter.

[7SaintsRow]

You might as well be in prison if a man wants something up his ass SMH...Soap droppin mutha f*cka LOL

[europeanwonder2]

If a girl shoved a finger in my ass i would punch the bitch in the throat

[SlimJim58]

I'd pull a Mike Tyson and bite that bitches ear off... fuck dat!

[TishDahFish]

When a chick gets something shoved up her ass it doesn't do much. When a guy has something up there it is prostate stimulation and feels amazing! Apparently. When my man first did it I just kept subtly pulling his hand away as soon as it got anywhere near my ass, cause apparently his past missus LOVED it. After we had been dating for a while he tried doing it over and over. So I jumped right off him and told him if it came near me again I was walking out the door. Never tried it again since =)

[liteprotoss]

I heard that if you stimulate the prostate (via the ass) you get a more powerful orgasm. In simpler words, if a chick shoves her finger up your ass, you'll cum harder. But still that's nasty and nobody wants to see shit coming out of their ass

[AnonymousSuperTuber]

Scream and cry

[erapedu]

Deadly Premonition?

[lachhman123]

If a girl stuck a finger in my ass i would bitch slap her, and before i tell her to get out, i would have already physically kicked her out the door

[steviesbackbitch]

I had a chick try to reach for the back hole once.  But I used my cat-like reflexes to prevent that.

[yafafly]

If someone tried to stick their finger in bootyhole, i would just say....

"We ran out of Charmin this morning, have fun"

[thatlsk]

The problem with strip clubs is you spend all your money and get nothing at the end of the night but a hard dick, I'd rather save my money and watch some porn

[TheatreOBlackRomance]

Eh, wasn't this stuff going on your main channel ?

I'm ... very confused.

[BlackhawksFan247]

probably hit her over the head with a shovel as a natural reaction

[gickymobile1]

it would hurt like hell

[2Lazy2ThinkOfSomthin]

I would put my foot up theirs!!!

[dbozsoccerplayer]

Go back to the old song for comments...what is the old one called?

[TiagoNigga]

I'd take a shit in that girl's hand and make her SWALLOW IT!

[dogman683]

id kick that nigga's ass!!

[CheeeseGoneBad]

no one is sticking their finger in my ass

[keefeholdstock]

i'd pucnh the mother fucker, putting all his finger in my ass, i'll break the fuckers nose!

[aylix89]

i would break with him ...my ass is a no go

[catalin357]

squise my buttcheeks?:))))

[ArichManas]

sex and a free prostate exam? sweet deal.

[Haxzaw]

...even though I don't approve of it... I blew my load.

[socc3rchamp]

I would take the finger, rub it in my ass real thoroughly, then stick it in her mouth. A taste of shit and ass hairs will guarantee I never have this little encounter again.

[juniorman15]

dude put the old music back pls

[SkyyJohn2]

@juniorman15 Which music are you talking about?

[Unknown1101]

do u really cry a lot skyy?

[SkyyJohn2]

@Unknown1101 Only for great strawberry shortcake. You got any? lol

[Floarti]

@SkyyJohn2 should tap that milf mell or mel idk some good stuff right there

[rdunikk]

Fuck you sky for not answering my question.

[SkyyJohn2]

@rdunikk What the hell was you question?

[rdunikk]

@SkyyJohn2 I reposted my question, please answer :)

Otherwise fuck you :D

[overcastkid721]

@rdunikk he can't answer EVERYBODY'S questions, i'm sure he gets really stupid ones, or shit that just isnt interesting enough to put on the show.

[rdunikk]

@overcastkid721 Are you saying that I asked a stupid question?

[batesoe]

@SkyyJohn2 regarding anger management perhaps?

[wiIlybobo]

@SkyyJohn2 he never replied and told you his question...

[xristakosxxx]

How come you did not make any video about bin laden :P

[TheOnlyU1]

a girl slipped a finger in during a bj, i said nothing at first because i was surprised... then by the time i realised i didnt like it, too much time had gone by for me to tell her to take it out... not my proudest thursday....

[bizarrebob]

Ok this is a true story, my friend met a girl from a dating site and things were getting hot n heavy, and she stuck her finger up HIS ass. He bit her lip, making it bleed, headbutted her by accident and ran off home.... never spoken to her again!!!

[JonJon3794]

I feel sorry for guys in prison. They have no say in the matter.

[alfarex25]

shit on it >:l

[auron2214]

I'd be screaming wtf as loud as I can and pull a Peter Griffin running home butt naked in the street crying!

[skaplis]

your new comment music sucks :/

[ItsRapBoy]

those morons who left comments about the coke line are just a bunch of monkeys.

all they do it talk, none of them would do that...

[lukelavo06]

Being honest, all jokey comments aside.. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do! Probably end up in a domestic.

[RSchrisykane]

id listen to eminem fack =p

[RicRagsLive]

I don't really dig the anal stuff but I have to admit the opportunity to shit on some one and see their grossed out reaction is tempting. say hello to captain starfish and the brown scalops.

[moXon460]

Chocolate Rain...

[MattEdmondsonx]

the only time skyy cries is when he sees the most beautiful piece of strawberry shortcake in the world

[TheLamphinator]

id diahrea on them on purpose

[sweetSachiko]

nice shirt :D

[RufaroDiaries]

"champagne, you could be a c.e.o.!!" ROFL

[jorgev651]

in my experience femals like it when you stick a finger in there ass even if there not open for anal its an added stimulation

[seand67]

Damn Skyy, that was too funny

[Kogerii]

Today's Q: I'd be like Tom from Tom&Jerry hollering

"AAH!"

and holding my ass while I jumped.

[Andale12]

If someone would put his finger in my ass, I would give him a dirty sanchez with that finger!!

[Chulekid]

I'd jump up in the air and scream like a bitch! That's some scary shit!

[Justicemaker]

do you sometimes get messages back of people who used your advice? it would be cool to hear that haha

[Pyware50]

press 8 then 2

[MrHav1k]

@Pyware50

lolololololololololololololol

[newnumide]

or may be just ask if she finds tight?

[newnumide]

if she put one finger im my ass i would put 10 fingers in hers

[ACDCFan15Swe]

Nice self insult @ 4:32

[cheatdath]

u hav highest IQ man

[MiissCarrasco]

if a guy shoved his finger up my ass. I'd shove a dildo up his ass and see how he likes it! pussy fucking FTW!

[WhiteyMoss]

id stick his finger in his mouth and boot his ass out the door

[KaiserFlamberge]

Never in my life would I put my fingers anywhere near there. I absolutely abhor feces and..Ew. No.

[whatevur123]

If my boyfriend stuck his finger up my ass I'd bitchslap him and tell him out the front door, not in the back)

[DeepBlueSkyy]

For oral sex by Skyy press repeatedly 0

[cottncandey]

LOVE YA SKY 

[proteuseffects]

a finger up my ass equals a foot up theirs

[xxh2022xx]

SKY QUOTE OF THE DAY

"FUCK A STRIPPER"

[Rafahil]

I got a natural line of defense called: ASS HAIR!

[2505pacman]

@Rafahil hahhaha

[OhiosBadBoy]

a finger up ,my ass? first off she would not have gotten that far, then i say bitch your walking home you try that again. thats an exit only only thing coming near that hole is a wade of toilet paper after i shit.

[OhiosBadBoy]

a finger up ,my ass? first off she would not have gotten that far, then i say bitch your walking home you try that again.

[MilbyDragonBlade]

i want a finger in my gapping ass when he cums i want it in my ass then he can slurp it back out then transfer it to my mouth where i will swallow my own anal sepage and his bodyfluids.

[laxgod01]

@MilbyDragonBlade O.o

[Trixiaoyu]

@MilbyDragonBlade -- oooook?!

[cagibuf11]

That's a sensitive area.I would cry and puke at the same time...

[psalib89]

I'd be so surprised my butt cheeks would clench up so fast it'll cut her finger off

[deadmemoriezs]

I'd get a rimjob while she's at it.

[nordlac]

ill pull a luke skywalker on her ''sense a disturbance in the Force!''

[fatman45378]

when somebody randomly stuck a finger in my ass he would probably find some gold

[MrSteak]

There are a lot of things worse than coke... AND there are a lot of people who'd do the coke for free.

REWARD > risk

Hey... you never know, you could bang this celebrity and end up marrying her, and being set for life. You'd be a fool not to do it.

[legendaryicecream]

skyyjohn2?

[TheY2T]

I would immediately drop to the floor in shock. While I'm rolling around slowly, quivering in pain, she would ask me whats the matter? I'd then whisper "you got penetration....."

[fallenangel1624]

im male , so i would bitch slap her then hide with the shame or been anal raped

[SirKnobofCheese]

I find it hard to believe that sky is a bartender in LA and he doesn't do coke.

[coolsjay808]

press 4 and his barking at his iphone lol

[Ashran]

I would fucking knock them so hard because I prefer shit coming out, not shit coming in. Aint my cup of cake, at all.

[satanshollowd]

Make that :O surprised face

[doof69er]

After following these videos for a while now and reading the comments I have come to the conclusion that the majority of the bastards and virgins or <18 yo

[GreyBones215]

I'm a str8 man sky i think i would take it as a fight challenge lol

[bobfan224]

I would take a broom and shove it up his ass and see how much he likes it

[ucemujeproblem]

You should do Ask the John more frequently.

[Naturepheonix]

Who da fuck shoves a finger up someones ass????

If you're a guy, you can slowly rub the ring of the anus of the girl just to increase pleasure for her while doggying homeboy!

[SexyRolex]

Cocaine + Prostitutes finger up ur ass + masturbrating = Great Fucking Orgasm !!

[manuelschindler]

sportin the hofbräuhaus shirt from munich, germany!

way to go skyy!

[homer004]

whats wiv the blowjob face at the start?

[homer004]

id feel sorry for em wiv the stuff up my ass doubt theyed get the finger back lol

[Zero7evenX]

Put your hand down on the chair just as your mate sits down and then force your finger right up his crack. you'll see him pull some Michael Jackson moves. If he doesn't find it funny, fuck him and do it again, cos then its double funny watching him do MJ dance moves with an angry face

[smithdave2237]

motherfucker come onto vokle at reasonable times not 3am in the fucking morning! also you said 2am gmt which is technically correct except we're on bst now you bastard! the clocks have moved forward 1 hour so 2am gmt is now actually 3am bst! i didnt notice the gmt and im there at 2am bst thinking where the fuck is everyone?! i had to go sleep so i missed your damned live show. aaaarrrgghhhh!!! laters lol

I went to the urologist once to get my pros