Dave Chappelle about Clinton and Bush

[wolfthing11]

Now that's what I call an audience

[Azadari4Evaa]

lool i love Chappelle

[GenoIndeed]

All elections are fixed, our votes mean nothing. Anything even involving politics has been planned out for a long time.

[BassLiberators]

@GenoIndeed

if politics were planned out ahead of time, i think america would be in a better situation than it is right now...

[NaziZombieLover1]

@BassLiberators nooo, this recession has been planned since the start of WW1, look it up.. its a way for the government to take away your freedoms.

[GenoIndeed]

@BassLiberators I never said it was a good plan. We're all shit to the government and the elites, all they want is power, that's all they want and care about. Hell, most people don't even know that we're living under a dictator now thanks to the ndaa, which secretly revoked the constitution.

[Budsmokerhaha]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[relivemetallica]

'Mr. President! Stop sucking the ambassadors dick.' lol!

[SFaPiL2]

he deserved that standing ovation XD

[mhamadac]

the sound at @2:18, "ouuh" .. TOOO FUNNY!

[XcouchpotatoX1]

lol just straight up lol

[Antoniourdaneta1]

yeeah mein

[JuanVCorona]

2:03 What we came here for xD lol Thumbs up?!

[DRisLegend200919]

this is so true except nowadays cable news brainwashes people who to vote for lol

[Tracymmo]

2:28 Ha! Totally playing to the DC crowd with a Marion Barry joke!

[danielledavis0608]

This stuff is really funny I will be laugh all day long

[buakawkaoklai]

STOP SCKING THE EMBASSADOR DICK LOL THERE WILL BE PEACE IN ISRAEL ...LMAO

[elpollo992]

come here little nigger baby MUAH! lmfao xD

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@elpollo992 hahahahahahhaha I couldn't breathe hahahahahah

[Shorty15c4007]

The president is like a child in a dysfunctional family, having mommy (Republicans) and daddy (Democrat) fighting over who is right, and the child has to decide. But what does it matter trying to please both sides when nothing gets done that way anyhow?

[CalexanderJ]

Nowadays people won't shut the fuck up about who they're going to vote for.

[myl7myl7]

...there will be peace in Israel finally O_o LMAOOOOOO

[Barca10Juve]

MMOUH looool

[CozmikMonkey]

The way Chappelle says baby is so hilarious, everytime he says it perfectly.

"...sign the treaty babeh!"

[djnoreg]

Was this before bush was elected?

[syas13]

@djnoreg Not sure,this I guess was in 2000 and Bush was elected in 2001,but his predictions came out true about how Clinton and Bush feel about Black people.That video here at YT 'Bush Wipes Hand On Clinton After Haiti Handshake' proves Dave's genius prediction.

[bangman550]

@djnoreg this happened during the 2004 elections

[LocoGroove]

@djnoreg 2000, so yes this was filmed during the presidential election

[qtippz]

@djnoreg during the 2004 election.

[skateskiplay]

C'mon , Sign the treaty baby.......... Ill suck yo dick!

[vm8444]

My bad guess he does the odd concert around San Fran .

[vm8444]

Too bad Dave quit comedy

Pretty much

Forever.,

No-one funnier

[Davide131]

@vm8444 WHAT!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 0_o

[thedudeonmars]

@Davide131 he moved to africa idk if hes still there to get away from hollywood. they tried to give him some medication and called him crazy.

[vm8444]

Yeah but 911 was on

Bush's watch

And it was an inside job.

If you still have doubts you haven't researched enough .

Best 911 doc

War by deception

Vote Ron paul 2012

Last hope for USA

[doubledutch6rudder]

@AmericanPowerBase are you serious? Bush did 3 of those things more than barrack obama, and i dont even know the point youre trying to make with licked more ice cream. Bush took the most vacations. The whole iraq war was a lie and he increased the national debt and the economy collapsed during his presidency. I know its not his fault but if that happened with Obama you would vilify the shit out of him.

[koutaman112]

@doubledutch6rudder keep in mind that bush was in office for 8 years and obama has been in for only 3 years.Its understandable why bush took so many vacations.

[doubledutch6rudder]

@koutaman112 hmmmm keep in mind Obama has taken around 60 days on vacation 31 months into his presidency. At the same point in Bushs presidency he took 180. Some of those may have been "working vacations" but it still more than doubles obama. So please stop making accusations based on ZERO facts

[doubledutch6rudder]

@koutaman112 Oh and BTW, bush didnt even cut his vacation short durin Hurricane Katrina

[koutaman112]

@doubledutch6rudder Neither did Obama.In fact it was nearly 2 weeks until Obama even bothered to visit the oil spill.

[doubledutch6rudder]

@koutaman112 You cant even compare the magnitude of Hurricane Katrina with the oil spill. Katrina was far worse. And i wasnt critizing bush, just saying that if you are gonna so blindly hate on a man you should check your facts first. He did NOT take the more vacation days, did NOT tell the more lies, and did NOT waste more money than the president before him, let alone every president in the history of the United States

[DRisLegend200919]

@doubledutch6rudder reagan raised taxes more than any president

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

@DRisLegend200919

You've obviously never taken a government class/political history class. Reagan slashed taxes for businesses and all classes

[Neumanncomedy65]

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[OnkelStein]

@AmericanPowerBase Uhh...Bush? He was constantly vacationing and lying. Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Give me a fuckin break.

[RussMusiq1]

BTW, Obama also used cocaine.

[doubledutch6rudder]

@RussMusiq1 no he didnt

[doubledutch6rudder]

@RussMusiq1 shit, i mean i know he tried it but he didnt use

[divinesleeper]

ugh...not looking at their policies and just their personality. Ruins politics. A guy who you have sympathy for doesn't necessarily make a good leader. 

[dm21415]

little did he know about what a disappointment obama would be... not to mention his past with cocaine

[NinoBrown117]

@dm21415 the cocain is just a rumor only thing confirmed is marijuana. put down the tabloits and don't believe everyhting u hear... and it's sad how u have no clue about politics... obama has no power, he can't make laws he can't change shows nothing...

[goofydog07]

chappelles funny but this just isnt true at all

[ravage53]

Why are the top 2 comment the same thing?

[FridayTeardrop]

i think what makes it even funnier is that ppl here in germany point at bush as a alcohol and drug addiced guy but complain in almost the same sentence that the goverment took alcohol off the calculation for social help rofl

[XxXAllOddsXxX]

@FridayTeardrop Im german

[NiangoChan]

@XxXAllOddsXxX cool story bro 

[MrKslice07]

Shut hatred from you people commenting.

[bigddagenius]

no, let him finish...

[Tokyuuu]

COME ONNNN SIGN THE TREATY BABYYYYY!!!! 

[curtiskessler]

Ironic that Chapelle says a President shouldn't snort cocaine, then a few years later we get Obama who has admitted in his book years ago that he used to do cocaine >_>

[bigddagenius]

@curtiskessler but he wasnt a President then.

[Nconte1944]

@curtiskessler burn..

[BlueMartini84]

A subtle way to say that the White House is a whorehouse for Israeli ambassadors to the United States..

[ReezysWay]

George Bush Jr. Be Like Muah..ewwww LMFAO

[sa79296]

loll clever dave... "there will be peace in Israel" in other words, America is Israel's bitch

[IbnNero]

dis was fun

[emoscreamoboy12313]

come on sign the treaty baby ill suck your dick XDXD

[emoscreamoboy12313]

come on sign the treaty baby ill suck your dick XDXD

[06livefast]

mister president!

[onedoggin]

the thing that subconsciously makes us love dave is his full on realization of the fact that government institutions in their entirety are COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT

[BeerInAWineGlass]

@onedoggin nah youre way off.

[hardcorelifeforus000]

dave is an OG comedian, the king

[sari90210]

Lmao!! come back Dave!!!

[Azadari4Evaa]

i love Dave <3

[Seymourb00bz]

"come here little nigger baby. Mwaaaah"

[gingerbasher22]

lol Dave you rock man

[Zarzanator]

Dave chapelle for PRESIDENT!!!!

[MrGish1]

@Zarzanator you mean mayor ;)

[burtboy213]

@Zarzanator Wee would be legal!

[burtboy213]

@burtboy213 weed*

[rahimnfl]

@Zarzanator Dude at my job we talked about how this should be a reality! I currently working on a FB page for it! President Chappelle FTW!

[malanga29]

lol

[bleachrules103]

3:07 to the end. That's pretty much politics in a nutshell.

[hyphiegirl12]

Bush sniffing cocaine is what happen to America

[TheJasonDR]

interesting both bush and clinton were southerners with accents

[TheSilentOne50]

Peace in Israel by some dick sucking?

GET OBAMA TO ISRAEL, NOW!

[10LCR]

come one baby sign the treaty...I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK !

[alibabajens]

lol

obama is the best

[creed1524]

I'm not afraid to share my ploitical views. I think we all agree that Obama sucks.

[chobitsgnarlslover]

@creed1524 cuz hes gotta clean up 8 yrs of bush jrs mistakes.

[rhfyr91]

@creed1524 Because he is essentially bush

[TheTruthNow000]

@rhfyr91 ... Really? Obama is essentially Bush? So Obama's Supreme Court appointments of Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan are essentially the same as Bush's appointments of John Roberts and Samuel Alito? I think not. And Obama ending "don't ask, don't tell." Bush would have done that too? I think not. Obama warming relations with Russia, Europe, and China. Bush did that too? I think not. Obama is articulate and smart. You think that's the way to describe Bush? I think not.

[ownagebutter]

@TheTruthNow000 shut ur bitch ass up nigger. dont get overzelous cuz hes black, there both dumbasses. george bush cuz he was a puppet, obama cuz hes black.

[TheTruthNow000]

@ownagebutter ... what are you so angry about cracker? You've got everything. You're richer than anybody else, with the most land even though you're fewest in number. You've gotten away with rape and murder. And now you're destroying the environment for the economy. You don't give a damn about future generations or what they inherit, even though everything you have you inherited. You turn your back on suffering, even though most of it is caused by your way of thinking. Is your penis small?

[dwainedibbly]

@creed1524

Obama is the best thing to happen to the US in years. Only some idiotic Americans can't see that.

[TheSilentOne50]

@creed1524 sorta. I'm liberal, and it's true that Obama hasn't done shit about shit, but you can't help it. I mean, this country is drowning itself in debt thanks to the Iraq war, and really, the only way to cut the debt is to raise taxes. But of course, the Republicans won't have it, and cutting government programs just makes you look evil. Point is, he's in a clusterfuck of financial problems.

[ROBandTHEfuzz]

@TheSilentOne50 thnx to the iraq war my ass u need to face the facts it was that dumbass george bush and dont let anyone tell u otherwise, and obama is the type of president we need to elect every time. ppl say there is more power in the people in this country which i believe, but if u want it that way u cant just turn to the president like its his/her fault. We have to blame the people of our country if we live like we do. PLEASE LIKE IF U AGREE

[TheSilentOne50]

@ROBandTHEfuzz ... um, that's pretty much what I just said.

[groovydude365]

@TheSilentOne50 the liberals have no idead how to run a country their answer for everything is raise taxes

[TheSilentOne50]

@groovydude365 same with conservatives. ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN POVERTY! HA! IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T! SO FUCK 'EM!

[88bluebirds]

see all them coons in the audience

[Dj1LL]

lmao there will be peace in isreal finally ahahaha

[trot2millah]

come here little nigger baby KISS LOL

[Hattrick121]

That might be fine for a Mayor but damnit not in the white house! LMFAO!

[MsBelmel]

come here little nigger baby LOL

[stevendelfin1]

Funny shit!



[sjbro1000]

I will sign the treaty!!! There will be peace in Israel finally.... OMG...roflmaooooooo

[lovejohnniebear24]

LOL!!!!Sniffed cocaine he still does cocaine!!!! :D

[DeCreiziMatafoquer]

and yet there he stod

[ecuaagua20]

I had to find this out the hard way....sorry i didnt believe you chappelle

[37ryan73]

wtf bush selling nuclear secrets for 20-30 dollars?funny though

[TheKatyLady1]

Was this bush senior or bush jr?

[123soonny]

@TheKatyLady1 GB jr. this from 2000 after the election.

[BureZidar]

-Mr President, stop sucking the ambassador's dick!

-No, let him finish....

Dave always crack me up xDDD

[13borisNYK]

Damn I laugh so hard in the middle of this video I had to take a piss

[streethustla24]

The King Of Comedy!!!!

[Runforestrun]

Come on, sign the treaty baby.

[BlackRepublican2010]

I wonder how Dave Chappelle feels about Obama & his former coke habit.

[TheSuperNaziBoy]

im a black nazi join my movement where we will end my kind we all smoke crack and go jail we better off dead HEIL MOORE

[TheLanydx]

@TheSuperNaziBoy You are a sick man. Get help.

[Starioshka]

@TheLanydx no, he just talks shit.

[Cajaquarius]

@TheLanydx This is a game. And you just fell for the trap.

[ROBandTHEfuzz]

@TheLanydx what did he say cause its been blocked and i want to know

[TurtleKrazy]

@TheSuperNaziBoy lol i bet ur a fail 13 year old try-hard badass LOLOLOLOL have fun smokin crack in jail loser.

[bequiaboy19]

come here lil nigga baby muwah

[goldnfaith12]

@bequiaboy19 lmao

[bequiaboy19]

"take it easy now, take it easy. so anyway i was fucking my wife in her ass" roflmao funny as hell

[D1vid3By0]

It's called the "whit" house for a reason...

[XtotheZ11]

i must be black :))))

[mayatiita1]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[mdbarnes21]

any point in voting? we get the same direction, different puppet. time to look behind the curtain...

[TerrorSquadLaxer]

was this in dc?

[xXxSamForeverxXx]

His impressions remind me of Looney Toones gone Adult Swim haha

[Aithello24]

COME HERE BLACK NIGGAR BABY! *kiss* LOL

[neutralbalance1]

3:36 - USA sucking Israel's Dick...Sums up US Foreign Policy

[IcyScythe]

@neutralbalance1 LOL

[ssrider7]

come on lil nigger baby...just kiss him..LOL

[hobbit151]

@ssrider7 < I thought that part was funny too, Dave is da best!

[venomchris]

@ssrider7 lmao, i came to watch this video now for that line alone lol

[ssrider7]

@venomchris haahaha lol.

[lanasblue]

dont be a mence : ]

[yadvir222]

Lol

[narutimate3hero3]

lol

[kinglatif2008]

i like this guy becouse he dont insult his kind as a joke

[happybirthday903]

dave take it eaasy there. take it easy. so anyways i was...

[kris9138]

C'MON... SIGHN THE TREATY BABY... I'LL SUCK YO DICK!!!!! XD BEST PART

[realrap14]

Is it me or do yall here boos when dave is dissin Bush?? lol

[bigfproblem]

you know that the world is going to end soon when the top rated comments on a video are the same :S

[rockersamurai]

i love it when dave genuinely laughs at his own jokes...muah!

[KinduVborrd]

That is not how we do business here!

[lmollot]

violence against women is still funny? ---sheep

[tywonellington]

@lmollot It's jokes, not violence. Big difference.

[d3rkaderk4]

no let him finish, I'll sign the treaty, there will be peace in Israel finally.

[raamjames1]

"That might be fine for a mayor..."

[llcooltray18]

tryna tell you bout fucking my wife asking all these personal questions

[SweetStangHeat]

I'M ROLLING!!!!

[MissCourtneyBelle]

Mr. President! Stop sucking the ambassadors dick

"No let him finish" lmfao

[HakeemNicks88]

come back Dave



[nined5thclick]

@HakeemNicks88 Interestingly enough, if you watched the lost episodes dvd. It almost seemed like he was in the middle of doing season 3 and then out of no where just walk off. I think you write the material first then start tapping. So the odd are he still has the unfinished scripped of the full season laying around somewhere. Could he come back??? You never know.

[piecrust76]

@HakeemNicks88 U can blame hollywood & and the illuminati for that 

[do0odi75]

i love it i love i love it i looooooove it 

[Shassouneh]

2:38. Come on. sign the treaty baby! ;-)

[gambino617]

lmao dis niggas a clown. i needa smoke a blunt with him

[Tokyuuu]

COME ONNNNN SIGN THE TREATY BABY!!!! IM DYING !

[gtsgamer]

AHHAHAH

[svt11111]

Obama sniffed Cocaine, what now nigga?>

[Harzburgitic]

@svt11111 But Bush clearly had a little more than a sniff!