Why Am I Failing English

[moonlightkisu]

"I meant balls."

[jackspaceyferry37]

can you say the phrase, "Do you want fries with that"?

bahahahahahahaahahaha

[Progo35]

"One of my ovaries fell out."

[jackspaceyferry37]

@Progo35 i meant balls

[heyfuzzycub]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[dogfight156]

excellent vid!

[bast963]

Student: "Okay, I got here on time all classes, have perfect attendance, I did all your work, I never used a phone, and I passed the final. Why do I have an F anyway?"

English composition professor: "Because I am high standard jackass and your essays had errors that are really difficult for college students to notice. Also, you passed the final with a D+."

It says something when the hardest course for half the majors in a college is the stupid English class you take freshman year.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

"And your personal ads at 'I Have a Hardon dot com.' lmao

[msteber88]

This clip makes me sad when I think of the students who slacked off in one of my college English classes. Clearly I was one of the few students who gave 100 percent effort and subsequently received an A. It broke my heart knowing that my professor gave the students many opportunities to ace the class. Sadly, some of them squandered it.

[Sallyallie89]

I thought college students actually geared themselves to pass, but once I got to college myself I realized this was far from the truth in the general education classes anyway, such as English. Clearly their parents are forcing them to attend college and paying their way through it, hence why the students are lazy. I myself want to get a career, so I am in college thanks to my dad paying for me to go, but I am actually passing! I'm down to my last semester in fact because I actually car to pass.

[Sallyallie89]

@Sallyallie89 care*

[TheWaynelds]

Why did you give them both the same voice? you shouldve used a females voice for the student bear.

[sapphirerocky]

lol "one of my balls fell off".

[TheBeardedTrombonist]

I want to take intro to Elvis.

[PredictorX]

The pause at 2:25 is classic!

[superkawaii09]

I actually used to know someone like that lol



[novascot60]

Perfect! I've heard them all, already!

[Captain711Kirk]

Hahaha. I've had this conversation with students before!

[SuperKitttycat]

"Just three of them." Wow. Only three?

[nowhereboy]

"Do you want fries with that?" What he'll actually be saying in a few years is "Mr. Speaker, may I have another three minutes." or "My fellow Alaskans." or "Thank you for taking my call, Mr. Limbaugh."

[jeffhaig]

I deal with this all the time

If you like to see creative student excuses - join my facebook group "student excuses"

[peterpetro123]

This is amazing. English professors are not the only teachers that have to deal with this. It seems like I hear this every day.

[Roselynde]

Ordinarily, the monotone voices would drive me nuts. In this case they really enhance the writing.

I also love the little *wiggleduh* they do.

[uriah768ok]

@Spattinfire....That was a brilliant observation on your part. LOL!

[artaddiction101]

LMAO "In my Intro to Elvis class, I learned Elvis is black, jewish and invented hip-hop." wow

[Spattinfire]

I feel like this was made by an English professor...

[sillygramcracker]

I feel sorry for any and all Intro to Writing professors who have to deal with this bullshit.

[jackspaceyferry37]

@sillygramcracker all the time

[dragondude21Rumble]

LOLLOLOLOLOL

My favoriite song is smack my bich up LOL

[liebetrance]

LOOOLOLOL

one of my ovaries fell out LOL

[Mark710]

no wonder we have so many graduates who would be cleaning houses in other countries lol

[Mark710]

LOL I would never spend so much time on such a moron. He is afraid he will be out of school lol he should have never been accepted in the first place lol

[Mark710]

stupid student. If we have such students, they will be better put to use doing some useful labor.

[Randomchad100]

8:00 the joke is because he will be working in a restaurant LOL

[Randomchad100]

7:32 epic "NO"

[CrazyMazapan]

I teach English at oil companies and can soooooooooooooo relate! This is just unbelievably accurate! I love it.

[andreaLR24]

LMFAO.



[josejared]

"I don't understand why all of my professors hate me"

I understand your pain ._.

[mrlegofan404]

@josejared they are called teachers

[OperationAnime262]

He wants to go to college with his attitude.

[electrictroy2010]

"The white bear is trying to keep the black bear down!" - Al Sharpton

[lisapoet]

I wish there was a PG version to show to my 8th graders.

[KuanDeedee]

@lisapoet you can make your own, just go to the xtranormal web site.

[thunderinthevalley]

funny video i just think it gets too sexual for a general audience

[TheTsegaandyeshi]

quite good

[ckmclements1]

Yep. That's just about correct. I wonder if I should make this required viewing for my classes next semester? :-)

[Kealoveslegos]

lol. But shouldn't an english prof know how to edit?

[PyorPat]

Thank you!!