Luke Clements - Britains Got Talent 2009 - Auditions 7

[herpderp74]

NOM NOM NOM

[toto6271]

freeze the screen at o.oo

thumbs up if you laughed

[m4n52k10]

how about net round 5 clubs behind the back fucking hack

[TheSuperSoccerStar21]

The next round he juggled melons just like Simon asked and he didn't get through :(

[paranoidpfanclub]

@TheSuperSoccerStar21 I like juggling melons!

[At0m1ct3rr0r]

lol i just spammed 2 and pmsl :D

[JordanF1rst28]

ghruuum GHRUUMM GHRRUUUMM...

[poorkingz]

A one-year juggler could do this.

[Tennisers]

@poorkingz a 2 or 3 month juggler could do this.

[Tennisers]

Jason Garfield would strangle this guy. Really stupid, easy shit that gives good jugglers a bad name.

[MarioBro15]

@Tennisers Yeah right this act gives juggerls and new good name. Everyone was getting bored of the same juggling acts. They all said yes because he changed it up. If he went in there just juggling apples do you think he would of gotten through? No.

[Tennisers]

@MarioBro15 "Changed it up"? This is the oldest, stupidest and most cliche thing ever. You, like 99% of the world, know nothing about juggling. You associate juggling with circus. Good jugglers are people like Thomas Dietz, Wes Peden, Joelle Hugenin, Doug Sayers and lots more. Almost nobody has seen actual juggling.

[MarioBro15]

@Tennisers so your the 1% of those other people that take comments from other very offensive

[LazyScott99]

@Tennisers who? no-one has seen real jugglers because juggling is boring....just because you like it doesn't make the whole world want to do it! I like to stick postage stamps on my backside but I don't see it catching on as a national pastime!

[Tennisers]

@LazyScott99 You seem like the kind of person who would say that you wouldn't read because it's for "awkward nerds" and "it's boring".

[LazyScott99]

@Tennisers not at all, I just don't care for people who say.....what do you mean you don't like that? I like it so you should as well. How long can a person watch a juggler before they get bored? It's the same as a mime......I know it's extremely difficult to do, but I can't seem to watch a mime for more than 3 minutes before I have to move on......doesn't mean they are rubbish, just means I lose interest fast.

[bballrocks59036]

@LazyScott99 Don't let this guy be your exposure to juggling. I would recommend at least searching up anthony gatto and fthe video "five years of the world juggling federation" (the edge of technical ability), and then wes peden, giving you the creative and technical approaches to juggling. Watch some of their stuff (like "counting escalator steps" or "wes peden" for wes) with an open mind, and then decide if you like watching it. If not, that's fine, never watch it again, but don't judge yet.

[bballrocks59036]

@bballrocks59036 and heck, if you really do end up liking it, why not try learning the basic 3 balls? see if it's more fun to do than to see. If you search on youtube "wjf 3 ball", the first video is the most comprehensive freely available tutorial on the basic juggle.

[Tennisers]

@LazyScott99" what do you mean you don't like that? I like it so you should as well."

No, that's not it. It's that juggling isn't accepted. It's probably closest to figure skating or gymnastics as a sport, because there are many similar elements, but people associate juggling with this crap, so that's why they instantly reject it as uninteresting.

[Draitube]

@LazyScott99 Most people aren't interested in juggling because they don't understand it, much like why most people aren't interested in most things. I would suggest not assuming that there's nothing to something like juggling before you understand it. There are a lot of interesting things in juggling but those things are only interesting to somebody with a certain level of understanding.

[mistermoo564]

@LazyScott99

If you haven't seen real juggling, how would you know?

Just sayin'

[MlleSarita]

I love how his job is written as ''company director'', i don't know how big his company is, but imaging seeing your boss do this on TV.

[Richied4781]

Agmmm agmmmm agmmmmmmm arrrrggggghhh lol

[068021856hvtt74]

i LOVED the apples xD

[SuperRyan80]

AHAHAAAAA COOL!

[FanClub64]

GROSS !

[triky3000]

I saw him today performing in the street at Truro. amazing dude.

[matthieus2]

Haha. That was awesome. I remember seeing this when it aired. Thanks for uploading this.

[sakura0to0okashi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!

kind of hability !! he is fast !! & funny xD

[cocoxmaniak]

OMG eww! xDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Molliebabez5]

wow tht is the highest quality video I've ever seen on youtube! x

[BahamutChaos63]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Elgguj]

jugglers make fun of the apple trick.. but that was actually impressive!

[MrCombonation321]

my name is luke clements! :D

[Da7xT]

ahahhaahha i love the munching sound he makes when eating the apples aahhahaahahahah

[diddidanny]

I love the sound he makes when he munches the apples XD

[heyjeySigma]

yeah it's really ridiculous. These judges might need to get a good reality check.

they got weird taste

[PicklesRTasty]

If the apples were on fire that would be epic

[toomasmoore]

as a juggler i could easily do what he did here,it's rediculous that the judges liked it. it thought they'd have said "i've seen it before". this is what most street jugglers do. Why the fuck didn't he just juggle the melons, i could have. at the same time i'm glad he doesn't need the show.

[kreativekaren]

well, then go on the show and juggle melons....or other nonsensically large fruit. Just remember to up the stakes when you go to the semifinals.

[toomasmoore]

maybe in a few years if i needed the exposure as a professional juggler, but i'm 17 and don't really know if i should be a profesional juggler. watch my juggling vids if you think i was just being cocky of whatever. i was just saying the judges know nothing of talented juggling as every juggler could probably juggle melons.

I'd have juggled 5 fire torches if i were him. or fire torches on a tightrope - that may have impressed the judges.

[1Dreamking]

Well if you check out the semi-final clip the judges says that the juggling of torches is what every juggler does and not what they want to see. ;)

[toomasmoore]

I do know that, what i'm saying is that juggling melons requires less talent than melons, he could esasily have done it. Also i said FIVE torches. it would have been more impressive because few jugglers can do that. I bet no juggler has ever juggled 5 torches on this show. And the apple thing in the audition was terrible, every street juggler does that so why did they think it was so great.

[1Dreamking]

I see your point.

And perhaps they are like me impressed at anyone that can keep 3 balls in the air. I watched your videos btw and damn you make it look so easy but for me its pretty damn impressive. I have never even succeeded with 3 balls. haha. But agree with you.. they should have higher standards than a mere mortal like me. =)

Anyway when I saw that biting apple stunt I was impressed but havn't seen much juggling lately. I found one a long time ago that mixed juggling with humor and music

[toomasmoore]

If you type anthony gatto into youtube and watch all his vids you will see true talented juggling, and you'll see how much higher the standards on this show should be.

[1Dreamking]

Wow thx! I watched one clip so far "Monte Carlo 30th festival performance" and damn he is good. Only thing is that someone with that kind of skill would probably already have a career/job somewhere and not be found on a got talent audition unless he/she just wanted publicity. If you know what I mean? =)

[toomasmoore]

Indeed. Hence the public view of jugglers becomes more degraded. It's a shame but it just goes to show that the judges on that show don't really know what they're talking about half the time and don't really qualify to judge a variety show.

[CrowsOverHead]

sheer genius.

nothing else to say

[09soosoo]

Ant and Dec really loved that...lol

[09soosoo]

Brill

Hes juggling with fire coz it showed him on Britans got more talent with a preview with all acts n he had fire

[MissJess08x]

he juggles with fire next

[snowmans30]

Funniest act ever and amazingly actually made me laugh out loud and should win!

[omfgclaudia]

i was not expecting that!!!

i'm loling so hard

[madyakker1]

Hey Luke. You performed at my mum's birthday a few years ago at the Yarner Trust and would just like to wish you the very best of luck. You are a truely great and funny act. Best of luck fella. Jody

[fraserbro]

Amazing.Simply Amazing

[Lilacgirl5]

i cant stop replying this video is hilarious!

[gunshotsbycomputers]

he was amazing! him or stavros flatley to win!

[jakdax77]

whats he gonna do next?

[itstheit]

Juggle.

[MissJess08x]

with fire

[jaymos777]

This is amazing! So comical, was in stitches watching it! Best thing done with apples since Newton first observed one falling from a tree. Maybe even better then that!!

[chancherry]

lmao i like tht.

[DarkBandicoot]

LOL! On tv I about died with laughter at this.

[LEWMED29]

2nd!!!!

[evil99019]

lol company director... must have learned this shit from his office lol