In order to have well taught students, you have to be a well teaching teacher.
I've noticed you don't even reply to the video responses your students put up on your request. Even trained dogs get rewarded for their efforts. How would it be rewarding to take a course if you don't get graded for it? I don't see many video responses in the future
Ummm... your entire existence is a satire. The irony of which is worthy of an Oh Henry award. Brilliant form of meta-satire. Keep it up. However, your voice and style are quite reminiscent of 'Ask A Ninja'.
Thank you Seccc, you were my most feared opponent. But I think we all know that just because I won doesn't mean that all of us can't both wrongfully pin fraud on orphans and bring silly string to funerals. Why are you suggesting images though? Do you dare challenge the Meat Calculator?! (the image on my channel) Ha!...Also, I'm the Royal Professor King; Ted Suzan is the inventor of the Meat Calculator, and I am its keeper...We use the same account in order to reach a larger audience....
My great picklejar, I have been working on a great evil...an evil you'll be beyond proud of....But with time Picklejar..with time I'll unveil my great evil.
they didn't give me my dollar back! crap if McCain wins then my dollar really scored some evil but I am still a LOSER. I can't seem to get over it despite the help from my therapist.
lol, I found the contest through him, and I won...and him I found because I was fascinated by the man with a lamp shade on his head and duct-tape on his chest in his 'youtube is my life' vid... If I had to have lost, I would have wished to lose to Seccc...however, I do love winning by technicalities; it is more satisfying that way...
Is Fire evil? I mean it summons images of satanism, but then so do trees and newspapers, and trees and newspapers are not evil, though if you have seen Evil Dead, you know they CAN be.
bludgeoning with a pulley sounds like a lot more fun. I think a battleship full of people would be better than rusty nails as well. The papercuts to the eyeballs idea tickled me too.
Greetings Lord Picklejar. I am truly embarrassed for you Lord at the extremely poor performance that the minion exhibited in the dollar challenge. Evil? They dare to call those wastes of camera pixels evil? Watch, learn, and take notes minion lest ye find yourself permanently assigned to the Bodily Excrement Corps in the position of Outhouse Troll with no hope of career advancement ...............EVER!
Fear not Lord, for I your loyal Subscriber13, have come to your aid, I will soon submit to you another truly diabolic video that will redefine the word evil with new meaning in it's unspeakable hellishness. I promise to make my previous attempt look like a Lawrence Whelk Christmas rerun in comparison. Till then as always............your loyal Subscriber13
You can find my Meat Calculator on the background of my channel, and I will send you a direct link to it's mighty photobucket palace. However, I encourage any evil innovations, maybe even make it a felt glow in the dark Meat Calculator, maybe 666 in the lcd screen?, I dunno go nuts whenever you get around to it. Thank you teach; I'm bathing in the vanity of having my work exposed, building my ego, and thereby furthering my self from selflessness & God(or whomever controls z Good Camp now). Rad!
Hooray, I have won a contest somewhat arbitrarily by winning a race wherein the other contestants did not even know it had begun. This certainly is a victory for the Meat Calculator; I shall send you the designs soon, Lord Pickljar. Good call on 'accidentally' erasing my first comment,btw; you almost achieved an evil I thought was only possible through the aid of loose chads and the state of Florida. I know now to never underestimate your power.
Tedsuzan, you speedy bastard! Truly the bloodcurdling red ghost in this hellish Pac-Man maze of a contest!
I shall papercut your loose chads until they are reduced to confetti! Using paper that is sharper and uglier than the chad paper! Malicious demon-paper laced with the eyelash fibers of homeless children!
Go ahead and throw your words around like dead babies at a cannible convention food fight; This fancy bastard won unfair and square! Although, I would like some of that fabulous paper you mentioned,lol.
A simple approach is to just buy matches and burn down an orphanage.
TRENKROM 2 years ago
That is an American concept there being winners and losers. Let us face it we are all losers.
Colinnnnnnn 3 years ago
Buuut I still Wuuun, Riiiight??? I live on America.
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
My evil hast been cast and proven by the minions at 11 Wall Street.
My kind Col....please HAIL SATAN!
b4gonzo 3 years ago
Why is it fun to torture poor people? They torture themselves just fine.
Torture a rich person with a dollar - now that's a challenge.
Robert697 3 years ago
In order to have well taught students, you have to be a well teaching teacher.
I've noticed you don't even reply to the video responses your students put up on your request. Even trained dogs get rewarded for their efforts. How would it be rewarding to take a course if you don't get graded for it? I don't see many video responses in the future
YourChannelSukz 3 years ago
Put down your punch cards.... I will make you punchers of men.... LOLOLOL
wupeide 3 years ago
I killed a baby with a dolalr bill
aaasamaaa 3 years ago
Ummm... your entire existence is a satire. The irony of which is worthy of an Oh Henry award. Brilliant form of meta-satire. Keep it up. However, your voice and style are quite reminiscent of 'Ask A Ninja'.
cockninja 3 years ago
Damn the Angels of Heaven I was off pouring HIV infected semen into the milk of schoolchildren and forgot to check Youtube.
Well done Tedsuzan.
Seccc 3 years ago
To replace the TV:
A picture/drawing of an orphan crying in terror as his newly adopted parents die horribly in a fire started by his nightlight.
Or: A looped video of Paris Hiltons sextape played backwards with the music of Macarron Chacarron - El Chombo overlayed.
Or: A midget with filings trapped in a cage and forced to chew on Tin Foil while doing the Funky Chicken.
Or: A picture of sXephil.
Or: A pro-scientology poster.
Or: Another bunny TV raping the first.
Seccc 3 years ago
Thank you Seccc, you were my most feared opponent. But I think we all know that just because I won doesn't mean that all of us can't both wrongfully pin fraud on orphans and bring silly string to funerals. Why are you suggesting images though? Do you dare challenge the Meat Calculator?! (the image on my channel) Ha!...Also, I'm the Royal Professor King; Ted Suzan is the inventor of the Meat Calculator, and I am its keeper...We use the same account in order to reach a larger audience....
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
My great picklejar, I have been working on a great evil...an evil you'll be beyond proud of....But with time Picklejar..with time I'll unveil my great evil.
sabrakazama 3 years ago
Woah , where the heck do you broadcast from!!!
This is one of my first times tuning in so sorry if you all know but DANG, it looks the teenage mutant ninja turtle lair!!!
Cooltastick
MeanMissC 3 years ago
I want my dollar back.
sillysillytom 3 years ago
they didn't give me my dollar back! crap if McCain wins then my dollar really scored some evil but I am still a LOSER. I can't seem to get over it despite the help from my therapist.
sillysillytom 3 years ago
So AMVs really ARE evil? I know a guy who officially owes me a dollar.
armymen4ever 3 years ago
Aww... Church of Blow was awesome.
Hunter7023 3 years ago
lol, I found the contest through him, and I won...and him I found because I was fascinated by the man with a lamp shade on his head and duct-tape on his chest in his 'youtube is my life' vid... If I had to have lost, I would have wished to lose to Seccc...however, I do love winning by technicalities; it is more satisfying that way...
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
Benji was here o_O
THExBENJ 3 years ago
evil has returned! yay!
achampag 3 years ago
I regret not checking Youtube before I yet again returned to my bed. We can only dream of a world without the nuisance of slumber.
Irockman1 3 years ago
Picklejar, I have a suggestion for you.
Well, really a question.
Is Fire evil? I mean it summons images of satanism, but then so do trees and newspapers, and trees and newspapers are not evil, though if you have seen Evil Dead, you know they CAN be.
MaulMachine 3 years ago
Should I be flattered or is it my lack of progress in the ways of true evil that you find fascinating?
TimberGeek 3 years ago
bludgeoning with a pulley sounds like a lot more fun. I think a battleship full of people would be better than rusty nails as well. The papercuts to the eyeballs idea tickled me too.
mooxim 3 years ago
Greetings Lord Picklejar. I am truly embarrassed for you Lord at the extremely poor performance that the minion exhibited in the dollar challenge. Evil? They dare to call those wastes of camera pixels evil? Watch, learn, and take notes minion lest ye find yourself permanently assigned to the Bodily Excrement Corps in the position of Outhouse Troll with no hope of career advancement ...............EVER!
Subscriber13 3 years ago
Fear not Lord, for I your loyal Subscriber13, have come to your aid, I will soon submit to you another truly diabolic video that will redefine the word evil with new meaning in it's unspeakable hellishness. I promise to make my previous attempt look like a Lawrence Whelk Christmas rerun in comparison. Till then as always............your loyal Subscriber13
Subscriber13 3 years ago
Damn! And while watching this, I have just come up with a more evil plan than anything mentioned thus far.
meoka2368 3 years ago
"cosanguinous"
Do you guys have the SAT on all levels of hell? Or just the 7th?
TormentedByDemons 3 years ago
where are you living now
zig1235 3 years ago
You achieve evil even in how you reward it, congrats...
This is the Royal Professor King BTW...
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
That was a close one!
ColPicklejar 3 years ago
You can find my Meat Calculator on the background of my channel, and I will send you a direct link to it's mighty photobucket palace. However, I encourage any evil innovations, maybe even make it a felt glow in the dark Meat Calculator, maybe 666 in the lcd screen?, I dunno go nuts whenever you get around to it. Thank you teach; I'm bathing in the vanity of having my work exposed, building my ego, and thereby furthering my self from selflessness & God(or whomever controls z Good Camp now). Rad!
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
Hooray, I have won a contest somewhat arbitrarily by winning a race wherein the other contestants did not even know it had begun. This certainly is a victory for the Meat Calculator; I shall send you the designs soon, Lord Pickljar. Good call on 'accidentally' erasing my first comment,btw; you almost achieved an evil I thought was only possible through the aid of loose chads and the state of Florida. I know now to never underestimate your power.
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
Tedsuzan, you speedy bastard! Truly the bloodcurdling red ghost in this hellish Pac-Man maze of a contest!
I shall papercut your loose chads until they are reduced to confetti! Using paper that is sharper and uglier than the chad paper! Malicious demon-paper laced with the eyelash fibers of homeless children!
TormentedByDemons 3 years ago
Go ahead and throw your words around like dead babies at a cannible convention food fight; This fancy bastard won unfair and square! Although, I would like some of that fabulous paper you mentioned,lol.
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
Agreed, we all must commit to evil.
DarkerOfTheMind 3 years ago
You surly are evil...
for not mentioning me...
I cry an emo tear...
And go forth and slash my wrist in your honor..
long live Satan...
Ramborol 3 years ago 3
Congratulations possible winners.
lebam333 3 years ago 2