haha great opening comment dude, I feel bad for people with girlfriends and kids too.. poor bastards. all girlfriends can do is suck and cook the rest is a 12 hour a day grind with those bitches
@hotlesbianassassin Darn, well anyway I found your review very helpful and I grabbed a copy of dragon age. And I must say im loving it! You can actually be a hot lesbian assasin, and have sexual relations with a hot lesbian assasin (Leliana.)
This game has enough lesbian lesbianish features to fufill my lesbian fantasies!
@72metallicafan can't really say. i didn't find the grind all that bad. but i know others who found it unbearable. i guess it would depend on whether or not you enjoy the tactical combat. i for one loved the combat, so doing it for a few hours at a time was enjoyable. for those that don't love the combat, i'm sure it'll feel like a grind.
With a story-line like this, i can now expect so much from BioWare on "The Old Republic"... they could make some great movies from these games, problem is: too much content for a single movie; and with all the choices, which one would you pick for the movie ? :-o
Great game, great story, it just takes too damn long to finish and i am so eager to find out other endings and to explore all the different choices you have.
The story, was DEFINATELY the best i have seen in a videogame.
This is personally, the greatest game i have ever played, the cutscene at Ostagar was EPIC. When i saw it, i was emotional, as when Duncan and King Cailen died. But, the DLC Return To Ostagar, i felt like their story was fulfilled and that Cailen was laid to rest.
And the Expansion Awakening was definitely the greatest DLC/Expansion i have ever played for a game. It added so much more to the game.
Seems to be a great game! I liked KOTOR2 and will like this as well. Great graphics, great story and not-so-appalling pause system equal to great fun. Also seems to be a good change for my usual WoW evenings. So I'll be geting it.
Also a nice review.
What I would like to know is what class and what subclasses go together?
@hotlesbianassassin Great review, thanx a lot :) still don't know whether or not to buy this game, the increased popularity of the new DLC's is pushing me to get it. what do u think?
That said, I can't bring myself to playing through it again. Although I want to see different endings, the game just has too much filler. So many of the quests are just about getting from point A to B while stopping every five steps to kill 20 baddies. And some? The Sloth demon in the Circle Tower? Just what I wanted after crawling through a dungeon for 4 hours... Another dungeon to crawl in for another 4 hours! Just let me progress the story already!
I've tried to like this game but cant my main problem is combat. Its woeful when compared to BG2. The main problem is taking out attacks of opportunity ( AOO ) when enemies leave your combat zone. Take for example BG2 the warriors or high AC held the front line while the DPS classes fired from behind even with me trying it vice versa. The AI and myself knew to try and take mages out but at cost of AOO.. All my DA fights end in a big brawl with no tactics it feels to arcadey even with pause
I don't like the game. Fantasy stuff is not my kind of thing, I find it too gay but that's just my personal opinion and reading thousands of lines of text is also not my idea of strong gameplay...
i changed it so that posting comments requires my approval, because some asshats were promoting piracy of the game. do not fret; both negative and positive comments will be approved, so hate away!!
having a life, girlfriend and having sex is good, only wish time stopped everytime i play a rpg or long game... btw, my favorite game is baldur's gate 2 also!
@TheSphynx88 The PC game has been set a lot harder because of the tactics, on console you can battle in realtime for hours, without ever pausing. This is impossible on PC. Most people complain about the uneven difficulty. That you often have to go down to easy to beat certain battles and others you breeze through and think you could win at hard difficulty.
Really liked how you went into detail helped me out greatly and because off your review only I'm willing to pay out $60 for this game(and I'm a tight a#5 about cash).
oh and hell don't listen to serzh, people like him will never change this world(serzh want to prove me wrong?) in any shape or form.
Lol. Dragon Age Origins is indeed a great game. However. Why they chose to completely copy Final Fantasy's 12 Gambit System is beyond me. The tactical combat is good, but I do agree that Baldur's Gate is unmatched. They should have been able to enact more unique types of combat.
oh, i deleted a comment by accident. something about my username sounding like a poor character in world of warcraft. just putting the gist of the comment back, for everyone's reading pleasure. the comment was by UnholyCathedral or something along those lines.
oh noes, dude, i sound like a loser!!! this is what i've been trying to avoid my entire life - sounding like a loser - and i have failed!! woe to me, for failing to sound like a winner.
woah, dude, you sound like a dumb ass. seriously, make more intelligent comments
i'm no expert, but i find that stun or freeze or paralyze spells work well on revenants (or any tough enemy). i usually have two mages: one one dps, one heal. morrigan and wynn work well together. and then have a tank that can keep the aggro on him (with talents like threaten, etc.) and another dps (like a rogue, either ranged or backstabbing), and that usually does the trick, at least on normal difficulty. against the redcliffe castle revenant, you can open the gate and have up to 4 npcs help.
my top 10 are team fortress 2, front page sports: football pro '95, baldur's gate 2, half-life 2, doom 2, fallout, master of magic, vampire: the masquerade -bloodlines, x-com: ufo defense, and red baron. most of them are pretty games.
Think of it as a tactical rpg + diablo(except the hacking is automated), the pause function is actually essential to make to game not too hard nor too easy.
Considering the amount of work bioware has contributed to the PC version (unlike infinity tard), the game is a must buy. (great gameplay, mods, blah blah blah)
aha, i wasn't upset. i actually didn't intend to respond to you, because it seemed like you were joking, but then XxFallenPassionsxX responded seriously to you, so i decided to respond with a simple explanation, just so that others will understand that i was kidding. already, two people (Xx and CrutialCruz) have misunderstood my intent. anyway, thanks for clearing that up. :)
i played mostly on normal difficulty, but there were several fights that i just couldn't win, for whatever reason, and i switched to easy for those fights. yeah, this is not an easy game to play on normal difficulty. and easy seems a bit too easy, most of the time. i wish there was something in between easy and normal.
@hotlesbianassassin i had the same problem the difficulty spikes where the only major annoyance, i would breeze through a boss battle on normal only to have my ass kicked by a few outlaws a seconds later, i felt kind bad for putting it on easy but oh well.
Well i feel bad for you cuz people with so called lives and girlfriends don't sound as pathetic as you sound in this video. So don't feel bad for them cuz we feel bad for you and its a good thing to have a life DOUCHEBAG!!!!
it's called a joke, you dumb ass. as for including yourself with those who have so-called lives with your use of the pronoun, "we", you're a 22 year-old living in the united states, watching a game review and commenting on my profile at 3 o'clock on a saturday morning. i don't think you're qualified to speak for people with so-called lives!!!
Your unnecessary exclamation points and generally poor grammar and spelling leads me to believe you're too young to understand when someone is being sarcastic or not.
i grew up living in korea, england, germany, and united states, which resulted in me having a terrible accent that many seem to think is a poor attempt at an english accent.
knights of the old republic is one of my fav games of all time is so epic i have replayed is many many times and i have started to like dragon age almost as much.
I play games ,every girl i know likes me and I have a girlfriend and to top it all up I love getting drunk at parties and just having fun !
MrAlexanderJU 3 weeks ago
What is the level cap
truewiddy 1 month ago
haha great opening comment dude, I feel bad for people with girlfriends and kids too.. poor bastards. all girlfriends can do is suck and cook the rest is a 12 hour a day grind with those bitches
Thegroundissour 6 months ago
@hotlesbianassassin You should do a review of Baulders Gate (1).
Conkern65 8 months ago
Im playing tho awakining,fallout new vegas, mass effect and oblivion
kris10ish 10 months ago
SEX dragon age IS SEX
kris10ish 10 months ago
you are very specific about all of this.....I'm mostly like : SLASH, KILL, DESTROY, PLEASE ALISTAIR!!!! >:)... ^ ~
ImaXXeatXXyeh 1 year ago
I can't give myself a blowjob.... so could you give me one? After all, you are a hot lesbian assassin.
TheTechnoTaco 1 year ago
@TheTechnoTaco i conferred with my lesbian manual, and it says that i may not give men blowjobs.
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago 7
@hotlesbianassassin Darn, well anyway I found your review very helpful and I grabbed a copy of dragon age. And I must say im loving it! You can actually be a hot lesbian assasin, and have sexual relations with a hot lesbian assasin (Leliana.)
This game has enough lesbian lesbianish features to fufill my lesbian fantasies!
TheTechnoTaco 1 year ago
@hotlesbianassassin lol. he is a lesbian trapped in a mans body
laredo444 1 year ago
one question....is it like grindy? is i fun from the beginning?
72metallicafan 1 year ago
@72metallicafan the beginning is quite fun, because of the origins quests. but there is some grind involved, especially further on in the game
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago
@hotlesbianassassin is it like....grind for a very very long time or just like a few hours?
72metallicafan 1 year ago
@72metallicafan can't really say. i didn't find the grind all that bad. but i know others who found it unbearable. i guess it would depend on whether or not you enjoy the tactical combat. i for one loved the combat, so doing it for a few hours at a time was enjoyable. for those that don't love the combat, i'm sure it'll feel like a grind.
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago
With a story-line like this, i can now expect so much from BioWare on "The Old Republic"... they could make some great movies from these games, problem is: too much content for a single movie; and with all the choices, which one would you pick for the movie ? :-o
Great game, great story, it just takes too damn long to finish and i am so eager to find out other endings and to explore all the different choices you have.
Sith90lord 1 year ago
gay combat mass effect 2 wayyyyyyyyy much funner and the story is great also
JOAOBUNITAO 1 year ago
@JOAOBUNITAO way much funner? wow learn how to speak idiot
cheesefruitjesus 1 year ago
I detect braces....
foxworthy21 1 year ago
@foxworthy21 hyuk, hyuk
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago
Best game i've played.
The story, was DEFINATELY the best i have seen in a videogame.
This is personally, the greatest game i have ever played, the cutscene at Ostagar was EPIC. When i saw it, i was emotional, as when Duncan and King Cailen died. But, the DLC Return To Ostagar, i felt like their story was fulfilled and that Cailen was laid to rest.
And the Expansion Awakening was definitely the greatest DLC/Expansion i have ever played for a game. It added so much more to the game.
PopyseedStudios 1 year ago
@PopyseedStudios
Agreed... I love the story and characters.. especially the characters (I am playing it again mainly to build relationships with a different party...)
MAJOR SPOILER:
Sten loves cookies :))
ZenOfEmotion 1 year ago
Lol anal *reaches maximum immaturity level and explodes*
TerribleSniperX 1 year ago
Extreemly ANAL? :L
Vidsofmasdestruction 1 year ago
Seems to be a great game! I liked KOTOR2 and will like this as well. Great graphics, great story and not-so-appalling pause system equal to great fun. Also seems to be a good change for my usual WoW evenings. So I'll be geting it.
Also a nice review.
What I would like to know is what class and what subclasses go together?
Cheers!
nabapoisu 1 year ago
@nabapoisu: usually, a healing mage, a battle mage (area effect), and two tanks (or a tank and a rogue) make for the best combination.
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago
@hotlesbianassassin Great review, thanx a lot :) still don't know whether or not to buy this game, the increased popularity of the new DLC's is pushing me to get it. what do u think?
wowluke1 1 year ago
@nabapoisu whats KOTOR? XD
19XxMAGGOTxX95 1 year ago
Well I get VAGINA
AND GAMES
SOOOOO FUUUCCCCKKKK YOU
good review btw toooo fucking long
and fuck you kiwis
superbadstudio 1 year ago
after playin Fallou3 i learned to shut up. i also thought pause and go combat was boring but boy was i wrong. i think i'll give this game a shot
fbbskinz07 1 year ago
I loved the game, and your review is great.
That said, I can't bring myself to playing through it again. Although I want to see different endings, the game just has too much filler. So many of the quests are just about getting from point A to B while stopping every five steps to kill 20 baddies. And some? The Sloth demon in the Circle Tower? Just what I wanted after crawling through a dungeon for 4 hours... Another dungeon to crawl in for another 4 hours! Just let me progress the story already!
Hndshks 1 year ago
yeah, that's a common complaint. i haven't gotten around to playing it again either. not sure why.
hotlesbianassassin 1 year ago
I've tried to like this game but cant my main problem is combat. Its woeful when compared to BG2. The main problem is taking out attacks of opportunity ( AOO ) when enemies leave your combat zone. Take for example BG2 the warriors or high AC held the front line while the DPS classes fired from behind even with me trying it vice versa. The AI and myself knew to try and take mages out but at cost of AOO.. All my DA fights end in a big brawl with no tactics it feels to arcadey even with pause
circusskillz 2 years ago
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I don't like the game. Fantasy stuff is not my kind of thing, I find it too gay but that's just my personal opinion and reading thousands of lines of text is also not my idea of strong gameplay...
Kjxx1 2 years ago
combat looks boring all u do is pause all the time
bum813 2 years ago
someone said hey in steam :o
MrAntiViruz 2 years ago
looks good might get it i subscribed
lukeskywalkerrules 2 years ago
i changed it so that posting comments requires my approval, because some asshats were promoting piracy of the game. do not fret; both negative and positive comments will be approved, so hate away!!
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
im missing out on pixels for getting laid.. what world are we living in
Slightlyconcussed 2 years ago
having a life, girlfriend and having sex is good, only wish time stopped everytime i play a rpg or long game... btw, my favorite game is baldur's gate 2 also!
daylightghost2009 2 years ago
Excellent review! (Both parts!) Detail that is needed in professional media reviews, that hardly tell you anything nowadays!
Also, try the Paralyse Glyph spell overlaid with the Repulsion Glyph spell.....!!
HardWarUK 2 years ago
@TheSphynx88 The PC game has been set a lot harder because of the tactics, on console you can battle in realtime for hours, without ever pausing. This is impossible on PC. Most people complain about the uneven difficulty. That you often have to go down to easy to beat certain battles and others you breeze through and think you could win at hard difficulty.
HardWarUK 2 years ago
trust me, a gf isnt so bad
gameplaya117 2 years ago
good review
kllaus8d 2 years ago
What do you reckon, Dragon Age or Borderlands?
Orangeshirt211 2 years ago
@Orangeshirt211 both!!!! trust me on this
erty768 2 years ago
Yeah I am getting both I saw Dragon age for $40 on steam and I was like "Sweet" and im getting border lands this wednesday
Orangeshirt211 2 years ago
Borderlands isnt that good....
UndercoverCracker 2 years ago
Great review.
Mahknz 2 years ago
u do sound funny lol :) no offence
leon888111 2 years ago
thanks!
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
Great video man.
Really liked how you went into detail helped me out greatly and because off your review only I'm willing to pay out $60 for this game(and I'm a tight a#5 about cash).
oh and hell don't listen to serzh, people like him will never change this world(serzh want to prove me wrong?) in any shape or form.
FAYcr 2 years ago
hey, thanks for your nice comment. hope you enjoy the game.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
i aggree dragon age is alot better
cool review
TheGingerninger123 2 years ago
watched the first :36 seconds...and realized im not buying this game...thanks for helping me make my desicion
FlashandFire 2 years ago
lmfao
leon888111 2 years ago
Dragon age is great, i cant wait for the next one.
Alty732 2 years ago
Lol. Dragon Age Origins is indeed a great game. However. Why they chose to completely copy Final Fantasy's 12 Gambit System is beyond me. The tactical combat is good, but I do agree that Baldur's Gate is unmatched. They should have been able to enact more unique types of combat.
RaGeX666 2 years ago
oh, i deleted a comment by accident. something about my username sounding like a poor character in world of warcraft. just putting the gist of the comment back, for everyone's reading pleasure. the comment was by UnholyCathedral or something along those lines.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
:10 - :25 wow dude you sound like a huge loser, make your commentary more entertaining
serzh123aaa 2 years ago
oh noes, dude, i sound like a loser!!! this is what i've been trying to avoid my entire life - sounding like a loser - and i have failed!! woe to me, for failing to sound like a winner.
woah, dude, you sound like a dumb ass. seriously, make more intelligent comments
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
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FAYcr 2 years ago
lmfao
leon888111 2 years ago
who do you recommend you have in your party to kill the Revenants ???? because those things are ridiculously brutal
Jedd41 2 years ago
i'm no expert, but i find that stun or freeze or paralyze spells work well on revenants (or any tough enemy). i usually have two mages: one one dps, one heal. morrigan and wynn work well together. and then have a tank that can keep the aggro on him (with talents like threaten, etc.) and another dps (like a rogue, either ranged or backstabbing), and that usually does the trick, at least on normal difficulty. against the redcliffe castle revenant, you can open the gate and have up to 4 npcs help.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
What are you favorite games?
Lochlan360 2 years ago
my top 10 are team fortress 2, front page sports: football pro '95, baldur's gate 2, half-life 2, doom 2, fallout, master of magic, vampire: the masquerade -bloodlines, x-com: ufo defense, and red baron. most of them are pretty games.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
Yea I'd rather have sex than play a great PC game any day!!!!!!!
pdidyking 2 years ago
odviously uve never played half life then lol jk
xblizkx 2 years ago
2:44 he named the dwarf dumass...
moviedragon5000 2 years ago
@Mr. AntisocialFatman
Think of it as a tactical rpg + diablo(except the hacking is automated), the pause function is actually essential to make to game not too hard nor too easy.
Considering the amount of work bioware has contributed to the PC version (unlike infinity tard), the game is a must buy. (great gameplay, mods, blah blah blah)
jiesheng90 2 years ago
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!
Kingeptacon 2 years ago 7
lol did he say he feels bad for plp that have girl friends and have sex all the time becuase they cant play the game?!?!!?!?
bjross93 2 years ago
I think he did... i have to say, sex over video games seems pretty good to me.
XxFallenPassionsxX 2 years ago 4
it was a joke.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
lol i know i was just kinding dont get upset =)
bjross93 2 years ago
aha, i wasn't upset. i actually didn't intend to respond to you, because it seemed like you were joking, but then XxFallenPassionsxX responded seriously to you, so i decided to respond with a simple explanation, just so that others will understand that i was kidding. already, two people (Xx and CrutialCruz) have misunderstood my intent. anyway, thanks for clearing that up. :)
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
what difficulty level are you playing on?
I started this game normal but it got really really hard.
theREALChadsexinton 2 years ago
i played mostly on normal difficulty, but there were several fights that i just couldn't win, for whatever reason, and i switched to easy for those fights. yeah, this is not an easy game to play on normal difficulty. and easy seems a bit too easy, most of the time. i wish there was something in between easy and normal.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
@hotlesbianassassin i had the same problem the difficulty spikes where the only major annoyance, i would breeze through a boss battle on normal only to have my ass kicked by a few outlaws a seconds later, i felt kind bad for putting it on easy but oh well.
yayap001 2 years ago
good review man because of you I'm going to buy this game it looks like a good RPG and fuck off trolls
rabbirabbit5 2 years ago
A very comprehensive review. I agree with most of the points you made.
Stormy2021x 2 years ago
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Well i feel bad for you cuz people with so called lives and girlfriends don't sound as pathetic as you sound in this video. So don't feel bad for them cuz we feel bad for you and its a good thing to have a life DOUCHEBAG!!!!
CrutialCruz 2 years ago
it's called a joke, you dumb ass. as for including yourself with those who have so-called lives with your use of the pronoun, "we", you're a 22 year-old living in the united states, watching a game review and commenting on my profile at 3 o'clock on a saturday morning. i don't think you're qualified to speak for people with so-called lives!!!
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
I dearly hope you're joking.
Your unnecessary exclamation points and generally poor grammar and spelling leads me to believe you're too young to understand when someone is being sarcastic or not.
People like you need to die now and die slowly.
LiamNeesonsDick 2 years ago
Great review. What accent is that?
Maxfield93 2 years ago
i grew up living in korea, england, germany, and united states, which resulted in me having a terrible accent that many seem to think is a poor attempt at an english accent.
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
calm the fuck down!
halodanny77 2 years ago
who are you addressing? and why?
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
what the fuck I'm addressing
CrutialCruz
rabbirabbit5 2 years ago
i'm so confused!! :(
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
oh, i see. ok. never mind! :P
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
Yeah, sweet review bro. I'm about 16 hrs in and just got done with the Redcliffe area. I'm loving this game!
SuttonSantiniPaulo 2 years ago
very good in-depth review, exactly what I was looking for.
sl2mmer 2 years ago
Excellent review. I can't wait to give this game a go.
craig64 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I think dungeons should have been cut by about 70%
FalloutMazza 2 years ago
knights of the old republic is one of my fav games of all time is so epic i have replayed is many many times and i have started to like dragon age almost as much.
yayap001 2 years ago
yes, kotor is an excellent game. i'm glad you're enjoying dao!
hotlesbianassassin 2 years ago
Damn straight such as the aforementioned Fallout or Vampire!
Extremely edutaining review. I hate pause & plan combat, but you make it sound very appealing!
antisocialfatman 2 years ago