Artie Lange Quits Pt. 2

[TheMrplayitsafe]

Teddy has no concept of what it's like to work for eight dollars an hour. He's making forty five a year in, I quote, "PART TIME HOURS". Wow. In addition Artie's also a shitty boss, for not being formal. And Howard's kind of an asshole, for not letting Teddy leave. Everybody here fucked up. Robin's annoying. Everyone fucked up.

[kennyd722]

damn two $8,000 bonuses,. $45,000 plus another $35,000 thats $88,000 a year with my math, I would be the best assistant for that money.. Oh I need a job so bad email me a dokedog@gmail.com for any good money making gigs...

[4thandinches]

Howard is very naive here. Teddy owed Artie money and had no intention of ever repaying him. Artie had EVERY reason to be angry with Teddy the deadbeat.

[4thandinches]

Teddy is an ungrateful deadbeat.

[PolaBear123465]

howard u pussy ! its just a little fight

[PolaBear123465]

robin shut up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avarioussire]

this is hard to listen to

[NY1love]

@hothotheat3000 I agree. I can't stand Artie. BUT the money is fair.

[calaftheeast]

Howard loves these moments, and he lives for them. That is what his show is and that is why he is so successful.

He is the puppet master. Everyone knows that.

[hothotheat3000]

Artie did this to himself. If Teddy's such a pain in the ass, just fire him. I swear, Artie's a fucking masochist.

[ScottCr3s5]

Artie is right Howard is wrong. Artie is giving teddy extra money and teddy is taking advantage of him.

[pab75]

Robin shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[jackbowerlives]

Howard pushes and pushes and then he is shocked when Artie flips out? It's all about the ratings.

[kugotsumin]

ARTIE NOOOO

[TheSnoop105]

Lol, Teddy just needs to shut up and work!

[redisnotblue]

I like how people here are defending Artie. Artie CHOSE to give money to Teddy and had the CHOICE to keep or fire him as an assistant. He was clearly going through drug issues and Teddy just happened to make a mistake on the wrong day. Teddy wasn't robbing Artie unless Artie is retarded or Teddy had a gun to his head.

[ScottCr3s5]

@redisnotblue its clear artie is being robbed if teddy is taking money on top of his salary and using it to go to amsterdam

[redisnotblue]

@ScottCr3s5 "Taking?" Artie CHOSE to LOAN Teddy money. You shouldn't be loaning people money if you are going to be analyzing every single penny they spend and freak out when they spend money the way you don't like. I also love this attitude that if you borrow money from someone you should live in total misery and not enjoy life until that money is paid back.

[ScottCr3s5]

@redisnotblue He CHOSE to LOAN teddy money cause teddy told him he was in financial problems. If you give someone money who tells you they're in financial need and they spend it on vacation your being ROBBED!

[jordanv78]

Artie was way over the line. He had some legit complaints, sure, but he shouldn't have acted the way he did, insult the guy, and yelling and screaming, but it's hard to think clearly when you are an addict I guess.

[gamingeugenics]

here is your artie. here is your artie on drugs. any questions?

[gamingeugenics]

What the F is going on here? Nice

[thejobloshow]

Artie was fucked up on heroin during this time.

[JustAWasteOfTime]

Opie and Anthony 6am-11am

Ron and Fez 11am-3pm

xm 202 sirius 197

[ricmoz]

its Howard's fault? you cant blame someone else for lashing out.

[fagggg101]

Teddy is still there and Artie is gonna die

[TheUSK0]

Teddy is so stupid.

Artie pays Teddy his paycheck. Then when Artie gives him extra money (a bonus) Teddy gets mad that he has to do extra work for it?

[campbpar]

4:30 Snore. Tame as fuck some jelly belly stumbling around.

[jimijackson]

howard stern does provoke. unfortunately...artie isnt in a normal state. the drugs made him react badly

[thisgame2]

my generation is a gaggle of entitled garbage, what happened to respect

hes making almost a g a week

[dankmon1992]

did artie try to fight teddy or something?

[charleybelledog]

@dankmon1992 yeah he threw some stuff at him and chases him down a hall. the videos on here somewhere.

[Asscat55]

That guy is such a deadbeat, he gets paid a salary, Artie GIVES him money if he asks for it. You don't take money then insult your boss, this is the real world, I be Teddy is doing NOTHING right now. He deserves NOTHING.

[tony28nawlinz]

thumbs up if you think howard instigated this. .its so obvious that howard instigated this.

[usdm420]

How is this fucker complaining for $45K/year for running errands? Dick face.

[atcm007]

WHAT DOES ROBIN MEAN BY YOU PEOPLE?

[klwewf]

@atcm007 Anyone that's not HER.

[alexandreleverrier]

great radio ! Stern heated Artie.

[howardthecoward07]

arties so fuckin dumb

[Dontwealldigmusic]

I thought i felt bad for teddy, but fuck that sounds like a sweet job, flying around the world running errands for artie, getting high, making 60 grand for bullshit. I have to taste lead based candy for 12,000 a year, thats all i am qualified for.

[hyperdog67]

Howard prodded him and he got it.

[hivelocity100]

Artie should have just fired him months ago, rather than keeping him on and having a frustrating relationship with an employee

[arrozconsalsa]

oops, i meant sanity, not santy

[arrozconsalsa]

howard totally manipulated this. i didn't realize he was so good at manipulating situations. this show was not good for artie's santy...or state.

[gatsu6969]

teddy is an ass, and artie.... is just odd. Why would he give away so much money ? oh well, i wouldn't mind being his assistant, and borrowing money

[kangaroo1119]

sounds like they are having a homo relationship....

[bottleracket]

ROBINS VOICE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING

[WantTeaBag]

i feel for teddy,hes a shit assitant but didnt deserve this

[ronsmac]

Teddy is an asshole.

[jaynez78]

howard is a fuckin loser he knew what he was doin fuckin instigator

[jeremyraybrown]

@jaynez78 I agree, he is an instigator. I would instigate too because this was funny.

[TheHbkbestever]

i wish teddy would of fucking beat the shit out of artie, i would fucking killed useless piece of garbage, he is nothing but a drugie, why is that piece of dirt still alive he should be burning in hell right now, joe buck should of sued him for all his fucking money, i wish howard would of kicked him off the show

[VanillaShoelace]

This was Howard's fault, he always instigates fights then stands back and acts innocent.

[itpduder]

@VanillaShoelace absolutely. Howard is not innocent in this situation and not innocent in the Artie suicide attempt.

[loxj]

Artie = shrill, out of control bitch! Just shoot him.

[dale83jr]

$45.000 a year would be fine with me

[itpduder]

@dale83jr but those are NYC dollars. You see how much it costs to park? Yikes.

[NY1love]

@dale83jr I thnik 45000 is plenty fair for that job. I mean for that money, just do it as a fulltime job.

[kidlou]

TEDDY CLEARLY SAID HE WANTED TO LEAVE BUT HOWARD KEPT BUSTING BALLS AND ESCALATING THE SITUATION

[pyro4561]

tell me how robin helps howard's show?

[gyromancy2]

Robin went nuts. Why does she care so much about this? It's a good bit, if anything.

[jdaking1]

I love how Robin stfu when Howard a Addressed her

[lsufanjoe]

i don`t miss that fat fuck at all,blames everybody else for his bullshit.

[mrfinn9]

very telling at at 7:28. Artie fucks up and starts to say "he's got di." meaning dirt. That explains a lot.

[TheRayRogersShow]

This was ENTIRELY Howard's fault. I think he DID know what was going on, he DID prod Artie and he DID know what Artie would do.

[reflex0r]

If that fat cunt Artie talked to me like that, I would push his face out the back of his head.

[PDXland37]

i lovr artie

[AMpufnstuf]

eight grand hand outs, my last boss threatened to fire me for eating a granola bar on my shift

[blackshogun77]

@AMpufnstuf dude, I would never fire you if I was you boss for eating a granola bar. Your boss is a giant ass.

[LaSoldat]

"WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE!!!"

[lander77477]

@LaSoldat fucking good radio, thats whats going on here

[empireemp24]

Howard totally is at fault here...this was obv a matter that bothered Artie and Stern poking and proding him didnt help things at all. Howard Stern : great radio personality, bad friend.

[netfan44]

When Robin says What the F is going on here!! i wanna smakck the shit out of her!! She is so annoying!!!!!

[jcalli66]

@netfan44 - my reaction too--Artie should've ran back in while he was still in a rage and punched her face in. Would been the best moment in Stern show history.

[CQ1981331]

robin says-what the ''f'' is goin on here......howard-i dont know.....haha howard is the one that was pulling the strings the whole time..hes a puppet master....but a great one

[meishern]

whats his assistant doin now?

[dabearcub]

@meishern Probably still mooching money off Artie... A shame, Teddy's a white piece of trash.

[citizenkeane]

Teddy is sounding like a tool, don't blame Artie even though he's a mess.

[ULTRADREW1]

Artie is one hell of a boss-I would to punch Teddy in his stupid face!

[oohlalalaohhlala]

teddy is a scumbag

[TheMrplayitsafe]

poor artie. we've all felt like this - ganged up on. if you're on drugs it's even worse, i gather. artie doesn't know himself for shit - why lend someone money, and then try to kill him later for it? so teddy could get a fuckin motorcycle? for all artie's tough guy blue collar persona, he's the softest bleeding heart on the show.

[surrey101]

i hate robin soooooo annoying

[asarotiv]

Robin has been annoying since she came out of her motha's vaJJ!!! Someone needs to invent a software to decrypt annoying voices to pleasant voices!

[january849]

@asarotiv hey

[lesidhe]

45 THOUSAND??? to load IPODS?? Even AFTER taxes? ffffUUUUCK THIS asshole....

[jdaking1]

@lesidhe no you dumb ass, thats one of the little things he does! lmao you're a retard

[lesidhe]

@jdaking1 ...it was a wisecrack, genius. I'm a retard? At least I'm an objective retard. And if you add up EVERYTHING this fxcktard does it ain't half worth 45 grand. Fuck off and Die. =D

[endurocatfish]

artie is a fuck

[blve23]

ARTIE NO

[mlking213]

He makes 40k part time.

Plus all the loans Artie gives him that he cant pay back.

[enjoyitbro]

@mlking213 and he still bitches and moans and doesn't do his job right and he wonders why Artie gets pissed?

[truste200]

ted's an ungrateful piece of shit .if he had any kind of sense he would been rich by now just off of artie connections

[bodetree]

He had a tantrum and was playing the blame game.

[CTdirt]

wow artie snapped that was awesome

[wasteland70]

I'll tell you what, I'd be glad to be Artie's assitant for 50k a year. And I'd be on point and responsible. The problem is this fuckin' Teddy guy can't realize it's a job and he has to do it. A lot of people are working for a lot less and a lot harder.

[cameron1975williams]

Teddy, seriously, kill yourself.

[fatboymatt]

the best part is when Howard tells Robin to calm down

[Maloner78]

artie i'll be ur assisstant man for less than that dude

[drumitar]

damn this is classic shit

[tigerwoodsondxm]

teddy needs his ass whipped. and shut up robin

[doooobies332]

lol at artie "YOU coaxed me to attack him" Classic druggie behavior everything is someone else's fault.

[sarcasticraptor]

If my employees said shit like that to me one time, they would not only be fired, they'd have all of their references of the past tainted for life.

I don't get why firing this fag is such a big deal.

[lordshampoo]

rofl

robin

"WHAT THE F IS GOING ON IN HERE?!"

stupid bitch

[MozFan69]

@lordshampoo ....and Howard..."I dont Know!" lol!

[gunblade7303]

Did he attack him or somthing O_o

[Woodpipemaker]

Type in "Artie Attacks Teddy (VIDEO)".

[lllflypaperlll]

that little shit assistant is a weasel, you can hear it in his voice

[DominicMetal1979]

I don't like everyone blaming Howard for this. Yeah, Howard was egging them on, but he didn't know it was going to get physical.

[khuddle]

I'd kill to see live footage of Artie going beserk -- seven guys to hold that guy down! Dude may be fat, but he's still huge -- like seeing a grizzly go nuts.

[DominicMetal1979]

There is live video of it out there. This was live on Howard TV.

[bte320]

Howard Stern deserves an Emmy for this shit

[oceanbelow]

drug withdrawl

[Freebie1975]

WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!

[saruman84]

Hamptons Howie totally egged Artie on here.

[burkinatorous]

@saruman84 That is how you make $100 Mil a year.

[shane13769]

Robin is annoying as fuck. Teddy is retarded, Artie should have fired his ass a long time ago

[rudeman101]

Robin is an essential part of the show. Howard would get rid of her if she wasn't.

[dje81]

Pleassssse tell me there is video of this somewhere!?!?!?!?!?

[bigdille84]

ted is a cock sucker and a fuckin bum

[jimihendrixhof]

you swallow cum

[lawgdawg14]

artie is full of crap. dude makes 40 g's a year as artie's only assistant, and artie acts like the kid is a thief. artie's a professional dick

[jimihendrixhof]

i totally agree

[tunicanl]

so did artie end up firing teddys ass? Teddy sounds like a loser, imagine how many people would love to take his place for 45k a year.

[cartonhead]

I don't give a fuck arti's an asshole and that's that, you don't talk to people like that, there's always other ways to talk, acting like a fucking animal because of a passport photocopy ? and he doesn't even have the balls to admit that he's a dick since he's blaming it on howard now.

[alexcomk]

Is it just me, or is Robin really f'n annoying! She is drama queen! Her stupid overreacting is so retarded. Why Howard never replaced her is beyond me. She is a total waste of air time!

[joemj413]

It sounded like Artie was saying "he's got dirt on me" but cut it off.

[mikemai123]

haha i would love to see fuckin artie running after teddy i can just picture it fuckin hilarious i love this show artie too@!

[movieboy6]

steal my money!!!

[YouDickwod]

45 thousand dollars!

[hogger007]

someone needs to fire that stupid drama queen Robin, she's the worst part of the whole Stern show.

She's not funny and she is fucking annoying

[Zatki]

I love Artie but he shouldnt blame Howard for his own outburst.

[elmuhfuh]

ive become less and less of an artie fan over the years but i have to disagree with your statement. being married i know that some things are just smoking, but when they are fanned they turn into a blazing situation. howard definitely fanned this into a fire.

[ThatUJohnWayne]

Howard kept on telling Teddy to stay and kept on pushing it.

[SYNDICADO]

" its not working out i dont like you as a person"

LMAO!

[sserpent21]

Artie sounds like hes ready to have a heart attack not long before he attacks him.

[bulls1]

45K to hang out with Arite and do bitch shit......hell yeah.

[timoth88]

Wow I was surprised at the 45k in the first place. That really doesnt seem like much.

[KillerInstinct2006]

45k is a lot for just being a simple assistant. 45k is very decent money.

[UnicronVI]

VERY good money. BUT, that was fucked up.

[npbrain]

45 for a fucking part-time job! Plus "bonuses" and Artie "lending" him thousands! Artie is right, Teddy has no argument, but that doesn't justify Artie's behavior.

[iceboks]

what is your rate for loading an ipod?

[kensuke0]

@timoth88 My balls it ain't. I'd load an ipod and write shit down when asked to and on top of that pay back loan money within a year's time for the kind of salary and job Teddy has.

[detahdomo]

NO ARTIE DON'T DO IT

[MovieGodsLive]

And for the record, Teddy was a fucking weasel who couldn't do his job right and mouthed off to his employer. Artie had every right to be furious with him.

When Teddy said that he wouldn't pay Artie back the money he borrowed just because Artie doesn't need, I almost blew a fucking gasket. What an ungrateful fucker!

[Realizalize]

@MovieGodsLive How would Artie get his drugs if not through a middle man? Guess who was on the streers at 3 in the morning getting Arties fixes together?

[MovieGodsLive]

I agree with HookInMouth999.

The true architect of this entire fight was Howard and everyone should realize that by now. Everytime Teddy wanted to leave, Howard kept him there and wanted to drag the issue further.

And I totally understand why Artie went to attack Teddy at the end. All it took was Howard siding with Teddy and telling Artie he was wrong and Artie fucking snapped. Teddy essentially turned Howard against him so he lost it. I would as well.

[HookInMouth999]

dude fuck this teddy dude.... ill be artie's assistant for 45,000 a year... id do it in a second

[mrprisonguard]

everything was cool until robin quivers started her stupid ass bitch shit, she should have her clit ripped out of her vagina

[bulls1]

haha, Robin overreacts so damn much.

[jeremyrfritz]

Drop dead already, Artie.

[hothotheat3000]

This was GREAT radio. I was listening to this on a road trip with three friends and we were fucking dying laughing.

[JohnEko]

Everyone on this radio show is an asshole, the only time I listen to it is if Gilbet Gottfried is on it and I refuse to listen to this show without him. Bunch of babys...

[Colombchaos]

lol....why isn't there a video for this!!!! LOL, this sounds so fucking funny...I love Artie

[susanlamb76]

So what we love Artie period he's getting his shit together YAY Artie! Keeping going MUCH LOVE

[brokennarcissist]

oh to be a coked out adolescent...

[krimskrams]

LOL i like the rumbling noise when artie loses it, like an earthquake! and they way robin started to comment with "what the "f" is going on?!" *rofl*

[TheGOVHQShow]

Artie snapped! For all good reasons too. Ted is such a greedy bastard!

[HookInMouth999]

Yea and howard egged it on and then when artie snaps he acts like hes crazy for doing it... i love howard but arite's right... howard loves drama and loves to get fights going... but without them the show wouldnt be what it is i guess

[Oztrigger5]

Teddy should have got the hell out of that room

[kullprit]

You notice how he wanted to leave and Howard insisted that he stayed?

[hockeyplaya774]

cuz he knew if he stayed then he'd kill someone

[Napalmreaper]

opie and anthony, fuck howard dick suckers.

[kullprit]

... What?

[Napalmreaper]

People who listen to Howard stern like to wait in public washrooms and smell other peoples shit.

[morris0n2]

F ARTIE

[bebeoploki]

Artie seems to be very generous, and this Teddy guy should of appreciated his kindness, I mean giving 8k on christmas, wtf? then he even says just pay back 5k.... Seriously? And on top of that he fucks up on the job and makes mistakes, and he is like "whatever i got shit to do" Artie has every right to talk shit, but when he started throwing punches is when I think he went to far. But Id go that far too, so I can't blame him.

[bastardcheif]

@bebeoploki

fuck that ... teddy deserved to get his ass beat.. you don't have the right to talk shit when you owe a man a shit load of money.

[Bonobaby77]

Teddy is a real shit head ! Artie was expressing how he felt at the moment , and for what teddy made he should take it- I would have hit him

[dafdsfdasf3]

Robin: WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE

Howard: "I dont know"

looooooooooooooooooooool

[achmedlolol]

Teddy is a whiny greedy, incompetent little fucking bastard, I wouldn't even hire him dirt-cheapo

[bigbluedinosaur]

Artie is like a big fat hairy big bellied gorilla. Teddy looked like a little shivering chihuahua! They need a shock collar on Artie!

[OGdbleE]

robin whoa whoa watch using those harsh letters

[rdc501]

Wow. And then Artie took off after Teddy.

Waay too far.

[nyran125]

$25'000 a year is shit money and he should probably be getting paid way more on a base rate but then he does get bonus money but that ISNT guarenteed.