Movie Review of The Love Guru

[acdrocks100]

Everyone out there This movie review guy ROCKS!!! NOW that i got your attention THE MOVIE ROCKS!!! you guys just dont know what a movie is because you guys are watching gossip girl jersey shore and tha ttwilight stuff ... i have spoken

[gamersixteen]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

[devin11007]

This movie sucked ass!!

[AlainDawAwesome]

I miss when u could rate 1-5 stars :( also love guru pwns assss

[5plumposts]

hey baldy you suck ass like the movie ha ha

[jigglez585]

I take it they werent going for realism. toronto wins the cup. this critic sucks

[LTYUKON]

@jigglez585 actually thats the only way the leafs could win the cup if all the other teams felt bad that they had a midget caoch

[JACKALSPLICER]

Mike Myers is a fucking BOSS-The End.

[zaneoninternet]

i actually loved this movie.

[AnOceanState]

I saw the movie last week. I thought it was going to suck more than SBJ Day, but it actually was pretty uplifting. I enjoyed it. Though Myers, Alba, Timberlake, Kingsly and Chopra were all great together. Oh, well.

[adamenti]

i love the leafs and hockey is my life and i still thought this movie was fucking terrible, what is this guy saying

[WorldPillowFighting]

idk how this guy liked this movie. It sucked so bad, i almost turned it off and went to bed at my house. The guy must have been on drugs when he saw it. :)

[demonman212]

Ok so the guy liked it, so what? Does everyone have to like or dislike the same things?

[aerrow179]

haha this film is hilarious 

[lynchaxxonn]

Chuck the Movie guy got owned this movie is a trash. I hope Chuck reads my comment and i deeply hurt his feelings.

[TheChristmasFan]

"Very very funny" This movie sucked

[scottieman2]

I heard this movie was horrible. Is that true?

[xxfiloxx]

Oh come on...I thought it was pretty good. :D

[BuckWheatJimCrow]

i made it to :40, i win

[105km]

I couldnmt even watch this shit till the end

[azjscott]

So funny!!! I love this movie. It grows on you like "Axe Murderer". " Head; Pants NOW"

[TheGing25]

the movie was facking awesome

[FoolOfGods]

@TheGing25 Agreed this was fracking ace ... I didn't get paid to post this, I'm not that shallow ... What is the odds if the ice hockey team featured were the Bruins, Kings or Penguine's we'd be looking at much more favourable reviews. Years from now well see this movie being compared to those lamentable Brit 'Carry-on' movies ... I'll skip my slagging of 'American Pie' ... it's too obvious and puerile ... but you get the idea. Thanks for uploading this ... :)

[marcorobinstudios]

Well I don't care what everyone says

I did love the Love Guru

[Nanaman12345]

THE FUCK?!

This movie's ungodly terrible. It's NOT a funny movie, and it's NOT good. You 100% got paid to say that.

[95pens]

omfg, why does everyone say it sucks, it was soo funny, and i loved it!!!!

[chowdhurymandela]

ok, i'm a movie critic, and yes this movie was complete shit

and also, i'm pretty sure this critic is sucking meyes tiny cock, this critc should be ashamed

[placebo4yo]

this movie is another lame one people like mike myers and will ferrell does to get back in the funny business. as funny as they were before, their movies now suck. and the love guru was just a childish movie. anyone finding it funny in my opinon seems like a little kid.

[jaredgroshen]

I haven't seen it, so I can't make a valid comment either way,

Am i still going to get lots of thumbs down and angry comments?

[sbwords]

Just watched the movie - it's funny in places with a few real gems, but not Mike's best. I suspect he was trying too hard.

[bahamn15]

the movie was a complete bastardization of west indian culture!!!!

[lossar]

Not abad movie, but you can only watch it once, before it loses some of the charm and humour.

[checkmark56]

this movie was awsomr

[drew132813]

this was a good movie dont hate

[Hotmanprodigy]

The worst movie of all time. Makes good toilet paper though. Highly recommend it be used for that.

[momo9700]

how?

[DarkProphet94]

please god tell me ur joking. if u actually LIKED this movie, ive pretty much lost faith in humanity

[superflower321]

o god

[LilPinkUmbrella]

the so called jokes in the movie are tasteless, cheap and a lil bit too predictable. I thought it was a reeally bad movie honestly.

[finnobrit1]

I don't know what's more frightening, that someone would pretend to like the Love Guru or that someone would actually like it.

[AdamG4062]

this movie was hilarious

[MrSupereddy]

Marisika hargeteck!

[SuperTrooper107]

I hate these videos they aren't Reviews they plot synopsis videos, and the movie was what Master of Disguise was to Dana Carvey

[mr1mills]

This movie was terrible. I did not laugh once, it was shit and I was dissapointed.

2 out of 10.

[mrrealtime]

the movie was hilarious, Mike really perfected the style he created in the austin powers movies and for some weird reason, no one got it, or perhaps just jumped like sheep on the smear campaign band wagon. I figure Mike must have pissed someone off at a party because the movie was excellent.

[PorckChop]

only reasons why i look past at how bad the movie actually is...because

1. Leafs win the cup lol

2. Jessica Alba AND Meagan Good DAMN!

[ZiggyZaggy1369]

srry im quoting him.. "Possible elefant sex hahaha

[ToroTheIllusionist]

Who payed this guy to say that? I mean seriously, I left the theater half way through, just because I couldn't take another minute of terribly executed jokes.

[CopyboyVideo]

What? What? This movie was horribly, horribly bad. It was so not funny that I got bored half way through.

[puppetman27]

i LOVE this movie

[DFURY09]

wow I think this dude is the only person on the planet that actually liked this movie.

[JustinHSabaj]

No, i loved it, too.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

i expected this movie 2 b good but it was actually crap. i did not 'laugh my butt off' even though i really did want 2. unless u're a retard like this guy, smoking pot, drunk or under the age of 1, u wont like this film. only reason people watch it is to see the hot girl and justin timberlake in his pants

[sampsonoff]

wow this reviewer sucks.

voted worst movie of the year

[90048438]

Damn. I just rented the movie on my x-box and its downloading cause this guy said it was good. But everyone is leaving comments saying its bad... Should of checked the comments first

[XEROgravityy27]

i LOVED this movie and for enisijzer's comment down under mine., Meet the Spartans was my favorite movie and u people should all go get a sense of humor cuz these are like the most funnyest movies ever made

[crycrycry16]

*high five* i thought guru was funnier than spartans though

[enisijzer]

Look XEROgravityy27, I have a sense of humour. GOOD movies make me laugh, like Superbad, Hot Fuzz, Naked Gun, Office Space etc. The Love Guru is just full of stupid and unfunny dick-jokes and the acting is just godawful. Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie are just random pop colture references that make NO SENSE. And Carmen Electra may be hot, but she can't act for the love of fuck. If you even have half a brain cell you'll avoid those movies at all cost.

[crycrycry16]

its simple humor hello, get over urselfs and laugh at stupid things once in a while

[enisijzer]

You say it's simple humor.. that's strange. I didn't find anything really humorous in this entire movie. Just because I don't laugh at this garbage, I should get over myself? There are lots of movies out there that are actually funny and clever, so why should I lower myself to the level of The Love Guru? The Love Guru, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie are withouth a doubt the 3 worst movies of 2008. Avoid at all cost!

[crycrycry16]

it is the simple things in life that make life interesting my friend, and i see since you are trying to start an age long arguement on youtube that yes you need to get over yourself :)

[enisijzer]

You still haven't said why I should lower myself to the level of The Love Guru, while I could also be watching something good like Superbad, Hot Fuzz etc.

[crycrycry16]

un-funny dick jokes compared to the unfunny boob jokes in superbad, come on. and ur still arguing on youtube, do you live off of computers and movies? go outside and breathe in some fresh air. also why do u keep mentioning disaster movie? nobody except you keeps mentioning it. go for a walk "enisijzer" maybe you can see the real world and even realize that u are an unfunny dick joke yourself. i would continue this battle of wits but you are clearly unarmed, fare-thee-well

[enisijzer]

Superbad works because of the chemistry between the actors and the way they nail their characters. You're probably too simple-minded to see that some movies have something more to offer than just one lame gag after another. I don't mind toilet humor, but there is just nothing clever in The Love Guru. I mentionted Disaster Movie because it's about as bad as Love Guru. Besides, you don't know me so you can't really judge my life, now can you? Your argument for seeing Love Guru still makes no sense

[crycrycry16]

idiots like you who cant stop arguing about stupid shit is the reason why there is no peace in the world, bye

[enisijzer]

Ok, so now you're blaming me for living in a world without peace, you still didn't give ANY reason to see The Love Guru and you say I'm unarmed? It's obvious you're out of arguments, so I bid you farewell my ignorant friend.

[crycrycry16]

i may be ignorant for not wanting to waste my time on a idiot like u but at least im not as brain dead as u. i never said i was giving a reason to see it dipshit i was merely saying why i enjoyed it and was questioning why u cant appreciate simple humor, get over urself u 14 yr old youtube geek who has no human contact whatsoever so u must continue age long arguements through the computer; drink some sunny d eat some cheesy poofs and go back to ur 10 other arguements going on throughout youtube.

[enisijzer]

I just love that you say that you don't want to waste time at an argument and at the same time, you have the urge to respond every time. As you run out of arguments, you just make up random stuff making you think that you're a better person.. Claming I'm a 14 year old with no human contact? That's pretty weak. Why do you keep defending this movie? Just admit that it sucks allready. You're saying that people who hate this movie should get over themselfs. That just makes no sense.

[crycrycry16]

i like it u dont have to, i respond cause u are annoying, u are the who keeps responding when i clearly said about 3 times bye u want the last word? k i'll let u come up w/ whatever u got & if u do respond to this comment then i'll understand that you crave attention very similar to those 14 or 40 year old shut ins who start arguements on various sites or chatrooms. i liked love guru dont care if u did or not.

[crycrycry16]

plus i dont really care about everyone who doesnt like this movie nor did i say that they should like it, you are the only one who needs to get over themselves, now i'll be quiet so you can get your "last word" since you think it makes your life valid :) nice arguing with ya

[xmisticalforcex]

Dear God. That guy is pathetic.

[Saga619]

This...movie...is...shit!!!

[ChadFalcon]

Wow

This guy is an idiot

The movie sucked dick!

[cRaBuLaR]

fuckn shit movie worst iv ever seen

[milkshakeXo]

okokokopkoolol

[kristallspray]

I craped my pants when i saw this movie...

I just wanted something to laugh about..

so i craped my pants..

[Shuton2008]

do not watch this movie..its boring..

[enisijzer]

What the hell is this guy talking about? This is one of the worst movies of 2008. I didn't laugh once during this piece of shit.

[magnoliagoddess108]

1234567890yoman22, you are SO negative...clean up your own life before you go judging others...further more your negative comments are very un-attractive!!!

[1234567890yoman22]

Get a fricken job loser. you suck. fatty lose some weight

[Gyropitus]

It's not a bad review per say. But how can anyone truly trust a film review by a non-Lemurian? It's like buying cornflakes from a Sports shop: you still get your cornflakes but are they real cornflakes or substitute?

[BulletShootingGuys]

I agree that this movie's hillarious, but am I the only one who found this review to sound a little..... rehearsed?

[angrynintendonerd24]

no this movie sucked

[icecsm16]

This movie is not funny in the slightest. I felt sorry for Ben Kingsley. This was the same guy who played Gandhi years ago and won an Oscar for it!

[magnoliagoddess108]

This movie was lmao funny!!!

You gotta see it.

[Gwilson2002]

damn megan good is hot.

[okthenimfine]

this is funny if your in like 8th grade but IDC im in high school laughing at this...you never can get enough of Mike Meyers..so funny...

[VladtheEmailer]

This movie was EXTREMEMLY funny! I almost didn't see it because of the lousy reviews, but luckily I decided to rent it. I watched it 3 times and I'm still laughing about it while at my desk at work! Yes, the humor is childish, but sometimes intellectual. If you aren't laughing, it means that you don't get it! You might need a little D - R - A - M - A !!

[HerrLicht]

The only - repeat - only funny line in this movie is: "So what is it you can't face?" - "What did you just call me?". And it's hardly original. If you like penis and lame penis jokes, go ahead an watch it. On DVD.

[TheElite4]

This movie was very funny in my opinion.  You guys must have seen a different movie than me. How can you not laugh at this great movie?

[hoboterror]

this movie was great

[easye46]

wow, what was the movie guy smoking when he saw this?

[ecwfanatic93]

dude, what is ur problem. That is just uncalled for. You shouldnt be glad that anybody is gettin killed. I dont see how u can wish innocent people to be murdered when all they are doing is spreading Christianity and tryin to help people.

[E30s]

its funny because you are a hypocrite saying that christians dont respect other people's religions, and here you are preaching about hindu's killing christians.......smart move

[StyxMason]

you are freakin retarded how much are you getting paid dude.

[zubelerr]

can sum1 plz tell me wat this means....

if ur uncle (wot ever his name is) helps you get of an elephant would you help your unclce get off an elephant...

[cakeandcereal]

if ur uncle Jack helps you off an elephant would you help your Uncle  Jack-Off and Elephant?

[GuanRy]

hahahaa

good one. YOu're probably right lol!

[Chikalita2]

hes riding that little car thing and hes his phone

YOU ARE NOT HIGH THIS IS A FLYING CARPET I laughed so hard!!

[lieblinator]

i think mike myers was awesome but i dont think this funny guy could pull off a sad movie like adam sandler in reign over me

[Maxikiss08]

This movie is the best of mike myers ....i so it at the cinema ......i couldnt stop laughing.......hey mike keep going funny !!!

[BulletShootingGuys]

I do agree that it's funny, but I didn;t think it was Mike Myers' best; that would be Shrek 2 IMO.

[randomactsofcrap]

what r u talking about? austin powers was by far his best

[BulletShootingGuys]

opinions are like assholes; everyone has them, and they all stink! :P

[harrar83]

This movie was really great.

[maiden10101088]

this film is hilarious, if you dont think this you are boring and have a bad sense of humour

[Shuton2008]

wow...hilarious? then your sense of humor is not of planet earth...couse the movie SUCKED.

[adamredrup]

Im sorry to disagree but this film was a shit storm

[invis648]

this is an epic fail. Mike Meyers must have paid off chuck the movie guy to give it a good review. haha. 3.6/10 on IMDB LOL.

[BrianASoto]

No accounting for taste I guess. At least I know this guy's reviews can't be trusted. This movie was abysmal.

[taydog95]

this movie wasn't that good,the preview is better then the movie, but there is some really funny parts in this movie

[deeler202]

this movie sucked hard!!

[CrunkSoulja]

LOL I actually didn't notice the that guys name was "coach Cherkoff" throughout the whole movie. ROFL (coach jerkoff)

[scorpweb]

this movie was amazing! :D fukin hilarious

[AerialDeathFireStyle]

u suck , ur life must suck to give props to such a crude film

[BulletShootingGuys]

You suck harder to pick on such a good movie.

[LC1Banana]

eah u have really bad taste in movies, i was so dissappinted in this movie...it sucked, chuck u have no taste

[mizzomuffin]

how much did they pay you!

[Hellborndelux]

I shit better reviews on Flixster than this guy.

[pandora7891]

mike myers probably paid you alot as well, you sell out!

[chillientertainment]

What is it you cun't face? lol!

I realy liked the movie, sure it's no austin powers but hey it was funny!

[BoSSMaN52]

I think mike myers paid this guy off for this review because myself and everyone else thought this movie sucked. Mike...stick to austin powers

[Desore]

it was the worst movie ever you fucking bald fuck.

[mrkemrk]

Chuck, seriously...who cut you the check for that review?

[Osicles]

Damn straight.

[ricolema]

utter crap, how can you say this was funny. Some of the jokes were boring. I like mike myers, but this movie was trying to hard to be funny. The story would jump all over the place, the music hurt my ears. I miss austin powers, they should have used austin powers in a different role. as if he left the spy world and became a love doctor. That would have been perfect. Shagadelic baby yeah!

[EmcioProductions]

Sell out. Bet this guy promised to give a favourable review in exchange for the interviews he received from the cast.

[BulletShootingGuys]

This guy is so right! This movie is hillarious! I was suprised at the popularity, though. When I went to see it, I expected it to be packed, but other than me, there was just this old lady.

[BoSSMaN52]

because the movie sucked!

[shinyjewelsz]

honestly, i dont think it was well advertised. i havent seen much advertisement for it as opposed to say Hancock. Um, I'm on the fence with the movie. It's something you watch with your best friends that help make the movie funnier.I actually liked the music. Some of the jokes were really blah. What cracked me up was the Short jokes Mike kept cracking with minime and the hockey sports announcer. LOL.

[Steadno]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!­!!

[nbvcxx]

whats all this talk about Jennifer Alba?

she can't even compare to Meagan Goode

[541967]

I'll agree Meagan Good doesn't receive enough attention but both she and Alba are very attractive!

[XeliteplayaX]

its jessica u dumb ass. ur such a fuking douche bag

[arviagent13]

LOL!

[kfki]

no i will do jessica alba all by myself.

[DomWogboy]

yea jessica alba.. i'd do her

jest thought let you no a little bit about myself

[google2com]

I DON'T like jessica alba...and justine timberlake should just stick w/singing...

[BroadwayBoy2007]

you havnt seen sin city if you hate alba

[google2com]

oh come on...playing innocent sexy bimbo is the only thing she's good at...r u seriously saying that she's a Oscar-material actress??? if she wants to be taken seriously, then stop posing for GQ and Playboy every now and then.

[BroadwayBoy2007]

i never said she was oscar material. but i have enjoyed her in the roles she has played

[google2com]

yeah, well...personally i think most of the roles she played would be much better when played by some other actresses who can actually act.

[saynotodrug999]

he sucks at signing so he should of just stick with the Backstreet boys and get the hell out of the MTV air waves

[GiantDevilfish]

Finally! Yes, The Love Guru is brilliant! If you like Airplane, Kentucky Fried Movie, and Take the Money and Run, you'll enjoy this one too.

[St00pidMF]

This movie was hilarious.

[kas120587]

wow

[cheezyburritoez]

i didnt laugh once and me and my friend were stoned as shit when we saw it

[saynotodrug999]

i was stoned as fuck plus i did shrooms all day prior to wacthing it and i laught my ass off

[arviagent13]

LOL

[saynotodrug999]

BIBLE... Basic Informantion Before Leaving Earth

[Commanderlewis]

Movie sucked ass.

[LLCoolJack]

Movie sucked ass.

[LLMelvinL]

This movie was bullshit chuck you need your ass kicked for this!

[nightmayer666]

Hey Chuck if you actually liked this movie, you aren't a "movie guy." You're a moron.

[mrreality]

IMO.....this movie sucked big time!

[thisnameisnottakken]

everyone said it was crappy

but i thought it was pretty

good. keywords = pretty good

not great but not shitty

[Orit96]

shit this movie sukeed ass

[DisturbedRokker]

i just saw that movie today and it was HILARIOUS, but there was only 2 other ppl in the theater watching it, which was better : )

[kailali2]

i love this movie it was really funny!!!!!!!

[CrossOver2626]

worst movie ive ever seen in my life.....that is the type of movie that may have been funny 5 years ago...nobody likes this kind of comedy now

[101timmy11]

Ok... If you want to see the absolute worst movie ever, WATCH THE BLACK DALIA! Not the new one,BTW.

But, I havent seen the Love Guru.

It looks awesomely awesome compared to the Black Dalia.

[lenaNtaylor]

i loved that movie! how can you say it was not funny? everyone in the theater was laughin the whole time

[thepossessor]

well I guess everyone in the theatre must have very bad taste, and loves dumbed down humour

[oneonthenet]

Chuck the Movie Guy how high were you when you saw this movie? The theater I saw it in was pretty full yet most of the infrequent laughter in our theater was nervous laughter because the movie was so embarrassingly bad. Don't waste your money at the theater. Wait for the DVD then pass on that too. CHUCK YOU SUCK!

[masterbation365]

i trusted him and i watched it and it sucked....not going to trust him anymore......and not going to subscribe to him as well....i rather watch indy again....

[ukraineintherain]

this movie was worse than the new indiana jones movie, i hardly laughed.

[Panpizza15]

I hated this movie, in the theater I was in, there were like 2 laughs. The only one who laughed the most were young children. I want my money back. I'm glad this movie bombed.

[SlimShady5677]

DUDE I LOVED THIS MOVIE ITS WAY TO UNDERRATED!!! i loved Zohan to sur there is better from mike and Adam but i think the real reason u people hate this movie is because we have't seen myers in a movie like this since 2003 and we've lost our since of laughter and our hungry for this type of "Austin Powers" movie. SO WHAT IT WAS DIRTY AND LOTS OF BALL SACK JOKES AND WEINERS AND PENISES GET A LIFE ITS COMEDY DONT BE OFFENED BY IT THATS WHY WE FELL IN LOVE WITH AUSTIN POWERS, BILLY MADISON, & CLICK.

[rjstacey64]

Did Myers pay you for this ass-kissing review? This has to be one of the worst movies ever made. I give it a Z minus.

[seicomoe]

Yeah! At least someone has sense. I made a review as well :) I generally liked the movie.

[photobscura]

WHY IS HE LYING!?!?!?!This by far has to be the worst movie of the summer. It wasn't funny at all, the whole movie is littered with ridiculously immature jokes. I've never felt more robbed of an admission's fee in my life. And I'm going all the way back to the movie "The Game Plan" with the Rock. Yeah, it was that bad.

[nowrongway19]

this guy is crazy retarded.

i think i want to die now.

[solidussnake03]

SELL OUT HE GOT PAID BY MYERS!!!