The Vagina Monologues - The Moans

[annatikitiki]

lol

[Fracpen]

is it wrong i got a boner at the doggie part ?

[ForKa5T]

The African one is so right

[CrispinMcFall]

haha they actually have titles 4 it lmao

[roseheroine]

Love the Tortured Zen Moan......... LMAO.

[RandomlySuzie]

It's funny... cuz at the end those are the exact same sounds I hear coming from my parent's bedroom after my mom had sum vodka and my dad after Top Guns:0

[DaddysBabiiGirll]

I SHOULD .. I SHOULD REALLYY BE STUDING !!

[lllitrehead]

You forgot the wingeing, whining, too slow, too, fast, not enough, too much, too hard, too soft, taking too long!?!? i think im confused moan.

[nebhuskers923]

is it just me or is this not funny at all?...

[HarrowingWinter]

@nebhuskers923 Just you

[HaRuKaXll]

THE LOST MOAN LOL

[sheltv100]

Eve Ensler should have added one more moan, the Japanese high pitch moan: eeeeeeeeeeeee AYE! eeeeeeeeeee AYE!

And How about, the Brazilian moan: Aye, Aye Aye, Aye, Aye Mes Dosa!

[YBisTOP1]

lmao!!!

[LuzJazmin]

Haha, this is so hilarious...us women know how to act that one out haha

[nephy777]

Its Very Funny Because of how fucking stupid they are

[nebhuskers923]

@nephy777 true, true

[jcp210289]

the machine gun is the best!!! hahahaha

[jupamacabra]

lol the combo clit vagina mode

[eychacha]

elegant moan isn't so elegant lol

[kelsmart]

The "lost moan" is the truest thing I've ever seen in my life

[domonic50000000]

omg, sexy and funny

[sabaahemergency]

auauhauhauha

[lilangel292]

the wasp moan

[MyBlissy]

Great performance, by far the best I've seen of the moaning monologue. Question: were they real actresses?

[CassyJoGirl]

i wonder how many guys got horny watching this play

[juicysuzie3]

l can do better than that heehee!!!!

[tapapalove]

I have NEVER seen it done quite like this! I LOVED it!!! Great job ladies!

[Danish333]

it's vaginal moan, not vagina moan...

[ayengpot]

yummy..

[cerena]

I've seen this play many times and this is by far the best ive seen this one performed.. great job!!!!

[gra2goo]

wtf?! THAT'S the vagina monologue?! My mom was going to take me there but I decided not to.....

I thought it was some crappy show.

[LadyInsane96]

yeah but dude, can you imagine sitting there with your mom watching that? talk about awkward

[gra2goo]

Precisely. Hence why I decided not to..

[alashabibti]

@LadyInsane96 Even worse, can you imagine telling your mom you're in the play and having the whole family come and watch?

[cerena]

Hilarious!! I love it!

[martyrdomcausespanic]

Beautiful.

[gianna25Nicole]

I want to see the first part of this!!

[killerblowflavor]

is this suppose to be funny cuz it isn't

[xxxJokerfanxxx]

i agree, the girls are fucking hot , BUT it isn't funny at all.

[ammarhalees]

Right back at'ya

[theworldsgreatest01]

i know right

[gianna25Nicole]

This is totally different than I've ever seen it done..I LOVE the cigg part!! Very creative!

[juliatalie]

Fabuloso!!!

[Sonnedude]

Giggity

[shigshwa]

LOL!

[boomer4927]

have to get computer speakers

[ammarhalees]

@boomer4927 Looooooooooool

[haylie113]

haaa, wtf

[wow1371]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool!

wtf?

that was super funny!

[TawpDawg123]

LMAao

[tayishere202]

haha this is fucking great

[ThundermanX17]

lol this is one way to make orgasms funny as hell

[senseiphilip]

This left me a bit self-conscious about my past sexual exploits with two girls.

[xxNikkiLeighxx]

how embarrasing is it that ive been told i do the doggie moan

[numptyontheloose]

Hahaha, well done.

[oddgier]

I <3 the college moan! XD

[USMCLAWLER]

Am I the only one getting aroused here?

[singergurl31497]

nope your not alone

[FM897]

of course not :)

[IamsukoOMi]

funny!!

[hambandit64]

Pretty funny. If i ever saw it live I'd probably laugh my ass off.

[KingOfDestruction]

Whomever that women is in the black she is amazingly beautiful and has left me with an enormous erection this video is woderful. Astoundingly funny.

[playboybabe14]

IK BEN EEN HOER

[ThatRandumbbHoe]

Lmfaoo

[MrBlondeVicVega]

Would women be completely comfortable doing Vagina Monologues acts in front of an all guys audience?

[abselby]

No, i thought it was weird when I had to say "my vagina smells somewhere between fish... and lilacs" in front of my mom and brother. But no an audience is an audience.

[tiffany10001]

jennifer beals and the l word cast does it better n funnier!!

[akroyd]

The Vagina Monologues suck

[sweetchops]

Very funny! I loved the ethnic moans! LOL

Obviously, those people who have made some of the ridiculous, misogynist and hate filled comments... have never experienced a wonderful female orgasm.

Mores the pity for them.

[yourfuturebosslady]

awesome!

[uncwboy]

I saw the Monologues recently, but a different version, this is so much better, lmao

[cpqueen09]

This breaks every possible rule set by V-Day!

[divabat]

OMG. I'm playing the domme in our V-Day and this one is EXACTLY whom I'm trying to be. Do you know if there is a recording of Part One of this monologue (pre-moan) anywhere? Thanks!

[trustmetouchme]

This is such a fun one to do. I love it!

[MysticTemptations]

Unusually disturbing, but nonetheless funny.

[ypok]

i masterbated during this performance lmao jk jk

[ypok]

SWEET!

[dan4real2]

I did this monologue last year at university...it was the most amazing experience ever!

[Tempz99]

AWESOME!

[superstarbck]

this is hilarious

[EmmaXSkellington]

This show is on at my local theatre, it looks funny as shit but I'm too young to go see it :( LOL!

[dangerousandrogyne]

Ahahaha. I just got cast in The Vagina Monologues and will be performing this monologue.

These two have it DOWN. I only hope I can do as well.

[pshF0XY]

i would shoot myself before i made orgasm noises in front of an audience

[RainbowTammy]

Gosh, these are so funny xD also, that girl has guts to go up there and make all these crazy noises. Loved it!

[Mick342]

I wish i had a vagina.

[rainey53]

everyone wishes they had a vagina lol ;)

[Bmoz628]

i do :( my friend rachel said shed buy me one from walmart... since its one stop shopping lol...

[Llazytube]

lol

[heatherake]

This is sooo funny. Brill acting

[Lerant247]

@heatherake

Most women know how to do that well XD

[jerktrucker]

I'm glad i didn't pay to see that bs

[FemmeBleu]

lmao

[anasta2d]

lmao that was hilarious. It wouldnt have worked if the girl wasnt so uninhibited to go the extra mile. lol

[tulud]

dude thats fucked up right there!!

[Sputnik222345]

I didn't laugh, it just made my dick hard.

[cexitube7]

I lmao

[fuitypebbles]

so this is what the play is suppose to be about dude lol its not that bad

[ashleylove001]

I love this play, my friend was in it. And this is one of the only scenes like that, and its my favorite. It takes guts to get up there and make moaning noises, they are all very tallented. And to people who are being jerks about it, I'd like to see you try. And to justh0rni2- STFU

[keybladekyber5]

LOL AT THE LAST ONE

[queenbutterfly7811]

LOL this hilarious!

[burningm3up]

ski007mw, you ignorant asshole, pee comes out of the urethra not the vagina...heh, dumbass.

[ReliableInsider]

ski007mw,

If you sincerely believed any of that, you wouldn't have watched a YouTube video entitled "The Vagina Monologues - The Moans".

Unless you're some kind of masochist.

I think you're just demonstrating how complicated our relationship with the vulva actually is.

[Yllac]

lol, women don't urinate from their vaginas. shows what you know.

[ReliableInsider]

ski007mw,

Whoa. Those Zionists are amazing. They're like *miracle* workers!

[ski007mw]

You're obviously a fkcud up moron.Living proof that some life forms are vegetative matter and nothing more....

Remain a puppet. Play with your vagina all you want. You're a means to an ends...reduced population. They won't even give idiots like you a gravesite.

Ciao.

[Sapphire848]

I actually had to watch this for my A Level Theatre Studies revision lol- weird.

[ASPI71]

Of all the versions of this I've seen, this is by far the funniest.

[mollyglory]

pretty sure it's flagged because of the ginormous dildo on the table... just, ya know. MAYBE.

[Ward8668]

who flagged this its not inappropriate whoever flagged this video is obviously not mature enouph yo handle this

[Sapphire848]

Well, believe it or not, there are younger people who watch videos on youtube- harmless ones- and who may be slightly disturbed by orgasmic videos with ladies dressed in sexual, revealing costumes. You may be able to handle it, but it is very inappropriate for younger people. And Mollyglory has a good point- dildos are a TAD inappropriate for minors.

[klickenpod]

hahah I love it.

[kaykaysmomma08]

that is great.

my friend daniel.

recreated that for us one day...and it was so funny.

PROPS!!

[Myprivateuniverse]

This is hilarious! Thanks for posting.

[CamButler]

I'd bang that moaning chick

[woahXgirl94]

uh... gross?

[CamButler]

Shit, I'd fuck you too if you looked like that chick

[woahXgirl94]

......... more gross

[professor387]

Very Good production.

[markruffolo]

If the roles where switched, what would you say about The Penis Monologues - The Moans?

At the end of the day, the woman's rights movement of the last forty years sex to draw men's attention to their cause.

Here's a possibility, maybe explore your sexuality and empowerment privately with one husband.

[artsygirlnessa]

every other movie and THING in the media is practically the Penis Monologues. Guess can drag their dicks around all day expressing their sexuality and desire for women and no one gives two shits. Why do women have to do everything on the downlow? I think by definition of empowerment, we should be able and confident to express our sexuality in any way we want. Here's a possibility- How about as a man you stop telling women what they should and shouldn't do?

[USP1986]

I disagree, I find that there is a lot of derogatory messages about men in todays media. Men are made to look stupid, womanizing, and all in all made to look at second class people. Look at how most comedies are set up. I will give you that there are many instances like you said, but there are many as I said too. I for one support true equality. The problem is that we have to realize there are some differences, not ones that warrant different treatment but rather ones that require understanding.

[artsygirlnessa]

i agree/ disagree. all of these issues require understanding, but in staying with the topic of sexuality, one can't deny the status quo: that men are more empowered sexually than women. systematic oppression is traditionally against a particular group- that's just the reality of it. you can't downplay misogyny by saying well they say bad things about guys too. just like you can't downplay racism by saying well they say bad things about white people too. it's about power, and who society empowers

[USP1986]

I can agree that women have been oppressed sexually. I don't follow the the racism line, because it's all racism whether white or not should matter. I didn't realize the argument was strictly sex oriented.

[artsygirlnessa]

well i was just using that as an alternate example. but technically speaking, racism as a social oppression doesn't affect white people negatively. racism empowers white people based on the color of their skin...but that's an entirely other debate all together. lol.

[USP1986]

I disagree with your view on racism, not that it hasn't empowered whites in the past. But like you said that is a different debate for a different day.

[suajjf]

You've made the point for me.

Explore your sexuality and empowerment privately with one husband.

So you'd like us to explore and feel empowered but only in the ways you've deemed appropriate. A woman should only experience sexual pleasure with her husband? Not on her own or with multiple partners...not with women. You may not realize it but that comment shows just how much you've been socialized to think that you can own a woman's sexuality...like it belongs to only one man.

[hYpNoXiDe]

This was fucking boring.

I don't get it. It's probably an angsty feminist thing.

[artsygirlnessa]

i love how women's sexuality is only acceptable when it is portrayed thru the eyes of men. most people don't think twice about how women are portrayed in rap videos or sports illustrated. but take a depiction of a sexually empowered woman through the eyes of a woman, for a woman and it's seen as slutty/ whorish. the vagina monologues as a whole is a very powerful experience and personally helped me through being sexually assaulted. for all those who don't get it..open ur minds BEFORE ur mouth

[lozzyrobertsuk]

all ive seen in the comments for these clips is people really having a hard time not being threatened by it. Some of the vagina monologues is a bit feminist for me even-but more power to the people it helps be happy and comfortable in their femininity and sexuality..people calling them "whores" etc (usually men) it totally baffles me beyond belief. if you really have a problem-don't fucking watch-just go in in ur merry life and take ur small mind elsewhere and get over it.

good performance!

[Winedarkseas]

this is beyond boring.

[wowowowye1]

Who would pay to see this?

[jethangar]

Are these Barnard College's finest?

[aztec2child]

These women did very well in portraying the script! Despite the fact that others think of The Vagina Monologues as stupid or what have you, people seem to be missing the purpose. Vaginas are not spoken of publicly, and there are just some people-obviously women, who want to stop thinking of the vagina as something nasty or grotesque. Once again, these women did a wonderful job. And some people, just looking at some of the comments, need to become less ignorant and more mature.

[hijodechago]

there's nothing men want more than "empowered" sexually active woman its sex for free who needs a hooker if you can pick up an "empowered" woman? and she feels like she's doing something for womankind for being a loose slut. yes men would support that no problem. stupid bitches getting PLAYED.

[markruffolo]

"The Vagina Monologues" think that anything goes as long as they are willing to donate the proceeds to a domestic violence shelter.

"The Vagina Monologues" promotes lesbianism, pedophilia, and the view that men are violent, women are victims. The play shows men as rapists, predators, and aggressors. In between, skewed feminist statistics are offered to support an anti-male worldview.

[justh0rni2]

Most of these twisted white bitches are sick in the head and do crazy abusive things, and at the end their excuse: BIPOLAR! no shame left in these whores

[lozzyrobertsuk]

promotes lesbianism hahahaha that is fucking funny!!!!!! like people decide to become a lesbian "sorry dear-we need a devorce,after watching the vagina monologues...it's made me want to be a lesbian!"hahaha laughable!

[justh0rni2]

"It's all about empowering woman" how the fuck is that empowering women???!!! Explain how being half nude and acting like a cheap whore pretending to have orgasm in public empowers these insecure sluts?? LOOOOL thanks for the laugh, i cannot stop laughing with ur ridiculous comment and justification. ur a clueless blonde ofcourse u dont know anything!

[catgirl56kitty]

i heard idina menzel was in this?

[blondyx6]

Anybody who thinks this is degrading or disgusting has OBVIOUSLY never read The Vagina Monologues OR heard of V-Day. It's all about empowering woman and I guarantee that if you read the book or see the whole show, you will NOT walk out thinking the same thing you thought when you walked in. Don't be so damn ignorant.

[justh0rni2]

omg WTF was that? Two nasty immature low class whores making a complete ass out of themselves in public is what i see. wow anyone who thought this was worth a minute of their time money and applause is a waste of human life on this planet. Im female and also agree that women can NEVER be funny. leave it to the men for sure. This was obviously "suppose 2 be funny" lol nothing at all educational

[Alyn08]

Chill out, it's just acting.

[rootStar]

fucking misogynist. go kill yourself

[rootStar]

this was for just0rni2

[justh0rni2]

go to hell nasty slut. I hate how insecure whores try to compare...Im female so i cant be misogynist but i dont blame most of the men who are LOL.

[rootStar]

oh women make the worst kind of misogynist sweetheart. and its funny how you can type the words "nasty slut" directed at me, a woman, and say you're not a misogynist. Girl get a grip on life.

[foreverlabels]

I can't ever imagine how to rehearse this; it would be so difficult! Whoever performed this did an EXCELLENT job!!

[zzaaaid]

Women can't be funny.

Leave it to the men.

[kyo221]

zzaaaid wtf,

its just acting the show, Stupid-ass.

[nadise21]

Some need to know what you're talking about before speaking. I love this play & its for a great cause. It opens up a lot of REAL topics surrounding women. I mean honestly how ignorant can some get?!

[Bkelly2007]

This is part of the vagina monologues, a nation-wide performance of sorts that educates people (mostly women) about women and some of the problems they still face today.

It's not afraid to cross lines, as you can see here. It's also really funny shit.

[sniper6081]

This is a joke. This has to be a joke. No sensible woman would go along with this. It blows everything out of proportion. I wonder if this annoys smart women because only stupid women would like this.

[rimon890816]

Kind of reminds me of the exorcist movie hihihih

[Radioflyer51]

My daughter is in this and this is the first thing I found as to what this is about. what has she gotten herself into??????

[tkdaddy]

Just looks like a few moans to me. No biggie.

[tkdaddy]

The above was supposed to be in reply to Radioflyer51 but youtube stuck it in the wrong place. What a bunch of twits must be in charge of this site to not even be able to get these comments to post right.

[mimai1122]

you have to watch the whole show (VM) to get the whole point of the monologues...

[cloclo902003]

I want to know who classified all these mones.

[TheWalkinDude06]

This is terrible, read Henry Makows' "Cruel Hoax" to understand why

[xawurabenax]

luved it funny as helll ...