THE GENITALIA PROTECTOR!

[utubeoholic]

I came across this and was like omg! Look how much weight Shay's lost...that's amazing

[1996isover]

Birthday vlog!

[RobinSwifty]

Wow, it's insane how much Shay have changed in just a year! =O

[jaywhip123]

love the hello kitty shirt. ;P

[DesignMads]

@nati8408 is it good? lol

[rubyylover]

LMFAO stupid 21

[password9319]

He shouldve said "forever stupid"...

[duvillas]

Maybe that Brazilian place is a "churrascaria". And the buffet is called "rodízio". We have like a billion of those here in Brazil and the better ones are in the south, where I'm from! xD

[JJCJLOVE911]

@duvillas No it's called "Rei Do Gado" they have one downtown here in San Diego, my mom's side of the family is brazilian.

[duvillas]

@JJCJLOVE911 "Churrascaria" is not the name of the place, it's a kind of restaurant, it means "steak house". "Rei do Gado" is a steak house, which means "churrascaria" in portuguese. The name "Rei do Gado" is just a brand.

Well, I think you've got it. The name of the buffet he was talking about is "rodízio", where waiters bring lots of different types of meat to you.

I'm brazilian and I was born in Rio Grande do Sul, the state that "exported" those restaurants to the world. ;)

[nati8408]

shay!!!! Come to Brazil, we have Brazilian food here :DDD hahahaha

[Stompy77]

Every time I watch this vlog, I lmao every single time

[vbhunter001]

I honest to god thought the title was "the genitalia projector"

[legoworrrior]

good song at that store, ITS FUNNY AND COOL. and ur cool shay.

[audioa41]

so casual . . . "hey guys, i'm vloggin"

[andrewthao99]

This was on my B DAY : )

[davidandrex2]

whats the song that was playing in the store? i want to headbang to it

[fuzluv95]

"It doesn't mean I don't love you, I'm just leaving." Lol, taken out of context, that could mean something COMPLETELY different.

[getinmybelly12]

hahah even though this vlog was short and on your iphone i actually loved the whole thing!! so funny! the head banging was the best!

[theadventuresofmeeee]

" shes in there in stupid 21... " :D

[PoshPartyUSA]

That girl had a pot leaf on her jacket

[benlowney]

the shitness of that video

[BostonBrawler7568]

Shaytards #1 Fan!!!

[anderton35]

I live In Utah!

[emmabee11]

BRA DANCE!!!

[MagicMistaken]

Wow that's sad take that bitch down

[MagicMistaken]

Wow that's sad for u now u must take revenge lol

[elazapa11]

@IbeTrollin0501 celebration by madonna :)

[Lonaug]

Yeah! Brazilian place!!! \o/

I'm a Brazilian who watches and follow all your vlogs!

=)

[zydnaay]

baha, stupid 21 lmao!

I love forever 21 they have gorgeous cloths, it'd be hard to get me out of there too lol.

[therealtaylorallan]

loveeyoushay. :)

[RondoNumber9xo]

The head banging -33

[CeruleanIncubus7]

omg the Faceless Genitalia Protector made me LMAO soooo much!!

[caffeinehighsquirrel]

Love u bye buuuu

[TheMrMightyMe]

first thing that come to mind was "U! SHALL NOT PASS!"

[TheNexxtGreatThing]

Stupig fat fuck

[regularguy5mb]

Happy Anniversary!!

And Happy Birthday to Shay's mom!!

[ClassicNatalie5]

my dog died on this day....

[EXiisch]

@ClassicNatalie5 That is so sad. R.I.P <3

[the2ndswitch]

way to represent Buckle!

[ariezj]

@jdmek04 Thanks bud..Ive been searching for this mix forever...Niceeeee

[ariezj]

@fpsugar Did you get the name of the song playing in the background..Ive been searching all over for it....no luck yet...

[ariezj]

@Twsaga1994 Hey any idea whats the name of the song..Ive been searching all over the web.....

[ariezj]

Name of the song plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz at the beginning

[ariezj]

What is the name of the song playing in the background in the beginning..

[KSE828]

Sorry to be a dumbass but what the hell is a unitard?

[TheBDubShizzle]

@KSE828 It's basically a onesie.

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

aww u two got married on ur mom's b-day :-) that's so sweet

[nevershoutshelbee]

I luff mommytards curly hair :D

[kirby4evva]

mommytards hair is curly!!

[JoannaGabriellaaxox]

my forever 21 doesn't sell bras! D:

[BuffRulz]

Whoops was jus gonna comment on this vid via I touch and acidently hit 'flag as innapropriate' sorry Shay, slip of the finger!!! Btw I love love love love Mommytards hair in this vid!!! : P

[chichi415frisco]

you should fist pump

[MsMarymaryjane]

haha the stoner in the end... love her outfit

[HowLongChong]

@MsMarymaryjane and you came to that conclusion how?

[JJCJLOVE911]

@HowLongChong Maybe because she is wearing a jacket covered in marijuana leaves...

[HaliePultzVlogs]

I'm just now starting to do daily vlogs. I would be greatful to have someone be my first subscriber.

[n8wolin]

I have no face, but I protect genitalias. lol

[CourtneyLobster]

oh my gosh! Shay said "hell" haha not that it's bad, you just don't hear that from him much (:

[LightningbugsInAJar]

the title made me wary but the vid is hilarious

[MuellerVLOGS]

Hey Shay I just wanted to say that I'm a big S.T fan and that you have inspire me to start my own vlogs. And the rest of you can check em out if you want on my channel, and give me some feedback good or bad.

Thanks, Isaiah

[hide21998]

Shay pulled a 50 Cent in this video Forever21's stocks WILL fall!

[InsaneButFunx43x]

Mommytard's hair looks so pretty!!!

[trader2340]

The ad I just got was a Kinect commercial with the Shaytards in it. Best. Ad. Ever.

[MaryWithaZ]

i used to have a condo there! i loved being able to walk outside and go shopping haha. i'd really want to move to salt lake permanently.

[cchope1]

i cant believe how close you are to me all the time, you are in salt lake, your up skiing, your at ogden, i just WISH I COULD MEED YOU! i likve in ogden :]

[f1nal0ne34]

Woah that's who you look like!!!!! ZAC BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!! haha ur hilarious Shay.

[Gernand11]

@f1nal0ne34 I've noticed that too. I thought I was the only one.

[MrKgb711]

Lol That's me and my two friends

[1216laoboycash]

WOAHH THE AD IS SHAY!!!! PLAYING THE KiNeCt

[carole216]

"Stupid 21"....lmbo! Shay is HILARIOUS! 

[zzg9900]

A shay tards commercial for a shay tards video?

[tayirjan]

how u can talking too much ? but lol

[Jguy12088]

@Floodsta3 I was saying it as a joke haha

[angelhearts34]

OMG THE AD!!!!!!! THE AD WAS THE SHAYTARDS PLAYING WITH THE KINECT!!!! :DDD IRONIC!

[HereComestheSunxxx]

sounds sort of weird but i go to boarding school and whenever i get depressed, i always watch a SHAYTARD video :D it makes me so happy!

[yoli159]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMATARD!!!

[shortneyb]

Texas de Brazil??

[Mack10sDad]

I prefer the Gateway mall in the warmer months. Still a cool place though. Stupid 21 LOL!

[JimmyakaSantiago]

ahhhhahahah MOMMYTARD!!!!!

[cleetusmack]

So when are u going to come out of the closet??

[MrBigolteddybear46]

It's your anniversary, and you won't be able to get it up?.... That's bad Shay... rofl 2:56

[MrBigolteddybear46]

It's your anniversary, and you won't be able to get it up.... That's bad Shay... rofl 2:56

[NannersFromDaHood]

LOL did that girl's sweatshirt have marijuana leaves all over it?!

[lorin37211]

hahhah 

[JosephCee]

awesome! that girl video bombed :D

[THEscOrpiOo1]

im also really bored in stores like that. Idont even want to enter them, but if i do enter one i want to almost leave at once. They are so boring and hot. The only thing you can do in those stores if you are not shopping. Is to walk back and forth and if your lucky they got a chair you can sit on, or you can just do as Shay headbang to the music.

[FakePlasticShrimp]

So yesterday he did a 5minute vlog and today he did a nearly 4minute vlog (yesterdays used the previous days footage).. im hurt and let down

[cheets69]

I dunno, I dunno. Like I said before.... can we go??

[naklinds21]

Me and GrandmaTard have the same birthday.

[CoolioNH]

how annoying!

[BonelessSausage]

@CoolioNH Yes, you are.

[ConnerDrummer]

was the brazilian place toucanos? if so, that place is awesome.

[LegitAsianKid]

1.Pause video then go to 0.00 sec.

2.press up and down keys at the same time

3.Play Snake

4.Thumbs up if it worked

[youngsportsguru]

where do the shaytards live?

[LegitAsianKid]

@youngsportsguru Salt Lake City? and if you want their home address than awkward....

[youngsportsguru]

@LegitAsianKid lol no i was just asking for the city thanks

[lulipeke7]

@youngsportsguru Idaho

[WisemanTimes]

ShayTards Ive Told Trippy this... now you as well!!! you guys are an inspiration for millions...you got me off my lazy butt and got me vlogging... now my life is positive and active...thanks guys.. you are my role models!!!

[javierchristine]

i love forever21 LOL

[COD4SNIPER2]

fyi....F5 skips ads

[swissmrkc]

whats shays hat?? anyone know

[abercrombielover42]

@swissmrkc utah jazz

[WiBroadcasting]

1.Stop video at 0:00

2.Press LEFT key

3.While pressing Left, press UP

4. Now you can play snake...

5. Thumbs up if it worked!

[hellovideosXD]

lol did you guy see that girl with the marijuana jackect? smh.

[leebunce]

ok then



[haleyhorrorify]

i want a weed jacket!(:

[FreddyandTania]

Hey Shay, you inspired us to start VLOGGING and we recently made YOUTUBE PARTNER! Swing by our channel when you get a chance =)

[SkizzyKills]

Lmfao at the girl with the weed jacket.

[twelge15]

Oh. You guys went to the brazillian buffet place in Trolley Sq.

[thepinklover71]

lol shay we're gonna get kicked out! good cause i wanna get the hell out of here right now!!!

[Complete420]

@dv122 and yet here you are still watching and posting on his videos...

[dv122]

he makes a illuminati sign @0:43 , thats suppose to put people in a hypnotic trance or something. maybe thats why he gets so many viewers watching his shitty videos. they are all hypnotized

[gmanthebeast1]

@dv122 lol

[Omegahedron83]

Whats name of the track played in the forever21 store? Sounds cool :-p

[FunLovingCriminals77]

hillbilly

[bluemoonicecream22]

woah, woah you guys are freaking rich.

[xXGh3tt0st4rXx]

Can I be a Genitalia Protector,too?! :D

[nsstv]

Texas do Brasil nom nom nom. Soo goood

[IbeWeirdoX]

LOL OMFG I THOUGHT THIS WAS A VIDEO ABOUT ONISION WITH THAT TITLE LOLOLOLOL

[sorenc3612]

Isn't this supposed to go to IphoneTard? 

[WisemanTimes]

shay your awesome and have inspired me to do a vlog!!! and I just got accepted to the YouTube Orbit!!! YTO represent...thanks shay!!!

[crazycomic]

You should have told those people that were on the vlog to subscribe LOL.

[WisemanTimes]

i got canadian content like shay and ctfxc!!! totally inspiring you guys are!! keep it up!! your changing lives!

[gmanthebeast1]

@WisemanTimes stfu whore

[JerXpert22]

Happy Anniversary! Ur awesome SHAYTARDS.

[Spartarockz3000]

lol wuff you shay

[lCookieZl]

@jewcy21 Add the channels katilette + shaycarl + shaytards + iphonetard = forgot idk 1004 videos now? or 1003

[faeriebutch]

I want this to be on a T-shirt: " You will not come into this genitalia zone. I am protecting these genitalia. I am the faceless genitalia protector. I have no face but I protect genitalias." with a picture of those mannequins

[ChrisOrtis2]

It's called Forever 21 because it feels like FOREVER when you're in there! DX

[xRYOKOx]

I don't think I have laughed so hard from a Shaytard's video xD

[swiimgfreek]

Haha have you ever noticed that all of the manicans in shops like that have perky(pointy) boobs? I think it is because they are cold and don't have a sweater to put on.

[luvpug5]

NOOOO:) I LOVE FOREVER 21:) HAHA.

Stupid 21.. not cool;)

[BrookieVideos]

causes its normal to see a man with a bra on his face in Forever 21.

[TheDestructionking4]

watching all your vids

[NeonColorsLove]

stupid 21 made me laugh(:

[luv4drums1]

3:20 omgg her jacket :DDDDD

[TheArtObsessed]

hmm serious case of deja vu

i swear i just watch this video 2 or 3 days ago

[dancefreak0595]

hahahah press 7 repeatedly

[SufferBuster]

@Goobian uughh ! i am really pissed i couldn't believe that all shaytards is a SHOW :( i am really moody now.all videos on youtube looks fake now :( fa r ck you youtube :@

[Goobian]

@SufferBuster The Shaytards are not fake. He really does vlogs of his family. You should watch his iphone video channel called iphoneTARD.

[EUREKAPRODUCTION]

cooll heeyy

[DanieStarRocks]

Guarding the panties hahaha

[MinecraftArt]

lol extremely dirty

However I will most likely be voted down for spam..

Click on the screen to pause the video

Next keep hitting the '1' button on your keyboard and watch shay whip off a bra and have mommytard say 'No'

NEXT!

Hit 2 and watch shay say 'Cum into this' with the people haha! :)

[viewtube0504]

LOL at the genatilia protector :L'

[ezabil12345]

@waeil123 aww thx ur so sweet :)

[southerngal81]

Happy Anniversary guys! I wish you both many more blessed years to come.

[XAnonymousdX]

OMG she gets to have sex with him and I can't?!?!

[thaibaby86]

watch?v=wERdhpJVOe8 <------ Ted's new job

[yominge]

i love how the girl that waves to the camera at the end has a giant pot leaf on heer back

[nikkisaoka1104]

SNOW!!!!!!!

[IzzyAleman]

:50 lmao...

[mizzpicklezz]

LOL!!! I loved Mrs.Shaycarl's hair! I think all husbands hate shopping! Mine can't stand it either LOL!