Dutch Commercial

[RidzRSBuddy]

Jan Modaal.

[wwwwwwwwwwwert]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH

[Gerald45]

my teacher played this in class last year lmfao

[enricgurrea13]

29 persons were fucked in the ass

[Kathrin2496]

@enricgurrea13 wrong, they actually don't understand english :O

[le0s0n]

:O



[hzhousorokk]

29 people were fucked in the ass

[MrAntifunctional]

29 peoples' asses hurt like hell... what a funny fucking commercial :D

[pallas12345]

geniaal

[FunKitYourSelf]

wtf tis gwn zeau ziede gij da nie kudt

[Pl4rk]

Dat klopt... maar duits is toch wel een tikkie anders :D

[Djamovent]

nou tegenwoordig kan bijna iedere nederlander wel engels lijkt mij. Iig als ze zeggen dat ze geen engels kunnen, kunnen ze het alsnog een klein beetje. Tegenwoordig worden we ook een soort van tweetalig opgevoed he, omdat we ook al commercials op tv in het engels hebben denk maar aan Tele2.

[mamavanR]

@Djamovent

Ja, nu je nederlands nog....

[Djamovent]

@mamavanR Wat bedoel je daar mee? ik maak ook wel eens typ foutjes en 'Iig' is 'in ieder geval'.

[mamavanR]

@Djamovent

Ik doelde op het gebrek aan leestekens, het gebrek aan hoofdletters, het woord 'kunnen', en de spreektaaluitdrukking 'een soort van'.

[Djamovent]

@mamavanR Maar dat maakt toch niks uit, tis gewoon ff gauw een reactie en btw volgens mij staan de nederlanders helemaal daar niet bij stil, bij dat soort dingen.

[mamavanR]

@Djamovent Tijdens een onderzoek over de nederlandse taal antwoordde 83 % van de mensen dat ze zich sterk ergerden aan de verschrikkelijke taalverloedering van de laatste 10 jaar. En daar hoor ik bij. Ik vind het triest dat de gemiddelde jongere moeite heeft om een normale zin op papier (of computer) te krijgen. Ook je laatste comment: 'tis', 'ff', 'btw'. Man, typ eens gewoon een woord! Maar dit is wel erg ver aan het afdwalen van de commercial, dus ik stop hierbij mijn kant van de discussie.

[tobiasvanyperen]

@mamavanR hahahaha jezus....

[MrHoihoihoi1]

dit is awesome :)

[4thjulygirl]

Hahaha :D Love it. ^^

[makeupbyAfsaneJ]

hallo,

ik ga binnen kort een tutorial maken in nl taal als je wilt neem eens een kijkje op mijn kanaal.

XXXjes doei

[Isa31082000]

WHaha, coole reclame. Maar je hebt gelijk, AMERICANS DO ALWAYS SAY THAT DUTCH IS GERMAN OR BELGIAN!!! PLEASE< THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE!! JEEZ, wat een lozers...

[Djamovent]

@Isa31082000 Nou ik begrijp Belgisch (Vlaams) wel dat dat op ons lijkt want dat is eigenlijk gewoon nederlands met een accent.

[eyelikeblitzin]

The Dutch are scum.

[moonmic4]

@eyelikeblitzin STFU asshole from norway

[OfficialCarmenGort]

it has been aired on dutch television, it was banned after a couple of days though.

[josgamer]

haha een van mijn lievelingsreclames!

[ravenven]

4 letters....

LMAO

[MiszAmberChoco]

GE-WEL-DIG

XD

[doooki82]

I wanna fuck u in the asssssss......briliant

[JupilerNL]

aaahahalol

ahahaha grappigzegXD

[Rogier21]

god so what if it is fake bunch of losers.

I'm Dutch and I lol'ed.

[tames123]

@alexjuh111

uhhh yes we know, people from Holland can speak english very good IDIOT

[iSeeMyScissors]

It's not 'speak english very good', it's 'very well'

[saibot237]

no, in belgian people are dumb :)

[mazajchicken10]

It's holland!

[mazajchicken10]

this is holland - the netherlands idiot

[vanderauweraw]

@saibot237

Speak for yourself

[DieGilraen]

@saibot237 the country's name is Belgium, you smart guy *face palm* besides, everyone knows flemisch sounds 100 times better than dutch

[AtGiza]

@DieGilraen I didn't know Belgium was a country, i thought it was a province of Germany. And yes, Flemish is cool, i love Copenhagen.

[ashwin6760]

@AtGiza In Denemarken spreken ze geen Vlaams maar Deens dus hoe kom je erbij dat ze in Denemarken Vlaams spreken?? In België spreken ze Vlaams en Waals!!

[AtGiza]

@ashwin6760 translation?, sorry i don't speak german

[ashwin6760]

@AtGiza Nee dit is ook geen Duits maar dit is Nederlands en anders moet je gewoon geen comment achterlaten!

[AtGiza]

@ashwin6760 No idea what you're saying but you're cracking me up.

However kudos for your steadfast reluctance to communicate like a normal human being.

[ashwin6760]

@AtGiza Luister eens mevrouwtje of meneertje, dit is een nederlandse commercial dus is het ook logisch dat ik het in het Nederlands schrijf. Dus hou die achterbakse comments van je thuis waar je ook bent!!!!!!!;)

[AtGiza]

@ashwin6760 I've tried running it through a German/English translator, but no dice =/

Is it Danish? i'll try that.

Look i'm taking the high road here man, throw me a bone.

[garelliv]

@AtGiza maybe you should run it trough a belgium/english translator, maybe you'll have a clue then

[ashwin6760]

@DieGilraen Misschien omdat je die Belgische accent gewend bent, de zachte G en al die verrotte dingen die de Vlaamse mensen spreken. Nederlands is en blijft beter dan die stomme Vlaams!!

[lucatje]

@Estherke6666 its funny because it attracts more people and also the skin that advertising is more than 20 years old so ...

[NLglennNL]

this sooo fake i never heard it on the tv or saw it cunts this is bullshit

[MvrZwarts]

That's probably because it was banned.

[TheaVetaria]

haha! this reminds me of a bellydancer I watched, also on youtube, who danced to a track about a vulger act (canabalism?) and never knew it until somebody tipped her off.

[MagicRob123]

Hell Yeah!

[TheCatracho4life]

lmao

[Lilalu591]

wahaha XD

[StarWatch]

See!

I told you the Dutch had good taste in music.

I wanta fuck you in the ass

LOL!

[iorixs]

horribly stupid and degenerate what is wrong with people

[alexjuh111]

its dutch they dont know english -.-

so they dont know what they hear on the radio

[iorixs]

yeah i got that

[NLglennNL]

dude u suck stfu im dutch this is bulshit caus i never heard it on the tv fucking cunt

[darthlozer2]

fuck you godsdamn jew!

[lucatje]

@alexjuh111 its more than 30 years old not everybody can english in yhe 70's

[cobs1130]

funny

[lilecho16]

great

[AUB0210]

LOL. Great ad ;P

[alumrof101]

AHAHAHA ...LOL

[OMGWereScrewed]

lol

[lucke001]

typisch nl gezinnetje

[patrick47506]

omg thats hella funny

[SalviMex]

hahahahaha that was very funny!!!

[poesjenoesje]

Niet gewoon geinig maar: XD

[ketchupmassacre]

Te mooi XD

[colieo6787]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eoni16]

whahaha lol

altijd leuk die bijstands lui die geen engels kunne :P

[darko55]

XD AWESOME!

[L1F315MU51C]

Haha te grappig gwoon

[inukag23]

hahahahaha!

very funny!

[Faronnis]

Geweldig!

[diegovzga]

omg

[CyberSkull]

I am so glad the volume on my computer was turned down! Thanks for pointing me at the video punkybird!

[ThenyaAmsterdam]

Great commercial! Could also be a commercial for a famous insurance company!

Great sense of humor! =)

[darko55]

omg YES!

[hezdunnah]

lelijk

[LawSmith058]

This is so fucking!! chill I wanna fuck you in the ass omgg :P and that man thinks mm nice music :P

[pieteradam]

Geweldig xD

[Denizzje]

Geweldige reclame :P.

[Genoga12]

oh my god this totally get banned XDso classic

[nattedrol]

This is a banned commercial

[TypeRacer8]

zolmfg roflmao

[si96]

Wow, did this really air on public television? lol

[FreakyDeaky1979]

yeah we can say whatever we want on television.I like the apeldoorn commercials to they dont curse in them but they sure are funny as hell

[nattedrol]

This is a banned commercial

[vincentpol]

What he meant to say was that we do have rules ,but they tend to be less strict as in other countries. However he is right though, we get to say anything if it has artistic values behind them and as long as an opposing party can't come with a good argument. You're never forced to watch TV so it should never matter if you find it bad taste

[et41994]

haha grappig

[jens1995]

geweldig

[6gizmo666]

croscream youre talking shit,, I live in holland and yeah some people like itt but not for that reasons XD

[Savatage0087]

lol, I remember explaining that one to my cousin, for he didn't speak english at that time as well..:P

[kels94]

LOL - I remember hearing this song on the radio when I was living in Rotterdam - Damn I miss my frites met....

[Nederlandac]

Geweldig.

[skullman012291]

I remember seeing this commercial in a show

[Arrialovesyou]

hahaha this is so funny

[rosannesammut]

hahahahah dutch are sooo cool lol

[neuropatico]

I heared the makers of this ad say they came to the idear when walkin by a gym and they saw senior citizens dance to 'me so horny'.

[Waaop]

dutch ftw :D

[ravenpotter91]

WOW

wat an insult...

[satomixrobin]

Noo!!!

Hilarious XD

[Tomkens1985]

This is sooo good :D:D:D

[snaggis]

"wanna" learn English, eh?

If they want to teach colloquialisms , fine, but I hope the Dutch know the correct form is "want to". You'd be surprised at how little people really know, even the smart but oh so opinionated Dutch (who seem to have a predilection for anal sex)

[MatriarkTerVel]

I found the video simply amusing. The thought of such a situation is akin to that time I was down to the... I ain't even going to share the story. :P While "want to" is the correct form in english, perhaps they were playing to the lyrics in the 'song'? :P We dutch don't have a predilection for anal sex, well, not nearly as much as these damn yankees do at least. :P

[AtreyuSucks2]

Kepp the mouth shut if you are only gonna use it to insult the smartest people in the world, you dick

[snaggis]

I see you learned English well, you pussy.

[AtreyuSucks2]

give a lick to my black hole.

You were ignorant sayin that one would rather anal sex just for being dutch, thats like saying one is a gang member just for being a negro or that is poor and lazy just for being mexican... which makes more sense, but what you said about dutched did not make sense at all. Dutches are the shit. If all the countries in the world leggalized drugs and prostitution the world would be a better place, especially USA, Mexico & Colombia.

Lets not fight anymore, k? ^^

[croscream]

No he is right. Dutch people like it in the ass. That's how the upperclass was able to have small families. The men would fuck there woman up the ass, there kitchenmaid in the butt or look for a young servantboy because otherwise there would be to many bastardchildren born.

[mdsatan]

uhm, classism is a LOT bigger in the US then in beutiful Nederland

[croscream]

I was talking about the past.

[TotalyCrazyMe]

haahah

[gssq]

Prima!

[24rocks20]

Oh man, that sucks! lol waha

[Mewseeker]

A excellent reason to learn English! XD

[isadorah1]

Meesterlijk

[HerMajestysRevenue]

Hahaha! Can't stop laughing xD

[00vaag]

Dutch Rules

[maaktnietuitwat]

It's nothing special, on dutch television you see all kinds of stuff, for instance, tits, you see them like 24 hours a day on tv here. It's a free country you know. We are not like america, were every 'bad' word and any tit on television sets the whole county in panic. Stupid county, the usa.

[manny75586]

Silly cheesehead...the USA is a "country" not a "county" perhaps you should call the number in the commercial. We have tits and "bad words" on TV it just happens to be on cable. We don't feel the need to force feed people who wish to avoid that stuff salacious content on free tv.

[simontibs]

But in holland we do :)

[grunneger89]

why are the Americans always starting to insult people ... :(

[manny75586]

you need to re-read the comment thread you replied to. The other guy was tossing out the insults first.

[caboose41]

@grunneger89 You got it the other way turned around

[Blade5468]

@grunneger89 ..Why is it the Americans? Everyone's insulting everyone.

[milcarb86]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[idotvads]

In the Netherlands most people speak English... so many probably understood the humor, although I'm sure it must've aired after 9 pm!

[LambdaComplex]

or Dunglish, to be more specific.

[FoxTot]

Dunglish?! xD

[CB0T]

HARUHRAUARHARU!!

[mickXfan]

hahahahahahahahahah!!! omg.. isn't this s'posed to be banned?

[Jozefvdv]

in holland these kind of commercials are common :p

search youtube for dutch commercial

[mickXfan]

ohh.. lol ok

[thedogisachicken]

hhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha­hhahahahahahha

[blackattackchump]

Damn, It'll be funny when the kids realize what those lyrics were.

[flyawayrobin]

lol XD

[MilOuu]

Lol, they are probably the only dutch people that don't speak english. It's everybody's second language. But omg, so funny!

[stairway11]

oh my gosh, shoot. great bloody idea for an add

[Amlder20]

Doniol!!

[Amlder20]

Hysbyseb doniol, ond dw I'n siwr mae pobol yn yr hysbys yn deall phob gair yn yr cerdd!

[FoxTot]

?????

[arwelp]

That's Welsh: "A funny ad, but I'm sure the people in the ad understand every word in the music!"

[FoxTot]

Oh haha! Thank you! :D

[notblondeswede]

hahahahhaahahahahhahahaahahaha­hahahhhaahha

[everenferno]

FA LA LA LA LA FRENCH VANILLA

[AndyTHL]

Thats really nice... :D

[liyananaznim]

interesting idea :P

[SergeAsperge]

Outhere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass

[12am]

rofl.

[Yvett89]

what's the name of the song

[RaiderOfChaos]

lol thats awesome "i wana fuck you in the ass"

[x1n3t1x]

hahhahhahahahahha so funny wahaha ROFL

[Pipermara]

dutch huh :P

[celbertin]

priceless :D

[MasterSavely]

*watching again and agian* AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[WyperXasz]

rofl XD Prachtig! PRACHTIG! x'D Wie verzint er nou zoiets XD

[MasterSavely]

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA....lol... who would of that... and did that really go on TV?

[candycsh]

how could that be broadcasted??

[jayliovesnomore]

i laughed so hard.

idk whats wrong with it.

they dont understand no harm.

:D

[kittychobit]

LMAO funny I have that song 0.0

[iTube001]

Hahahahaha.. Te relaxt zeg :p

[AjoxYT]

Seventsix, it's also banned in the Netherlands .. I really don't know why, though. * cough *

[IAmElectrospecter]

Holy crap, that is hilarious!

[marvindjelief]

haha, ik hou van deze reclame!! :D:D en ja, ik kan heus wel engels spreken! :P maar doe ik lekker niet.

[EtCom]

know whats funny? only the people who already know english will get the commercial, but it wants to lure in people who dont.

[LambdaComplex]

anyone who doesn't know the words fuck and ass, even at the age of 8, must've lead one helluva' sheltered life..

[sevenTsix]

I wish we could have adds like this in Australia. Too many uptight bloody christians though ruin the fun for us all. At least there is youtube. Funniest add I have seen in ages.

[jefdam5]

Dutch rule yay

I laughed at this one too when I saw it on my tv.

[notblondeswede]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[Jack1967]

Those girls must of known English. The grins on their face was hilarious.

[sirswish26]

damn that's funny

[Hoempfel]

im proud to be dutch now, and i can speak english

[kurtdawolf]

it does not get funnier than this.