I Really Like The Video From Your Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language
I Really Like The Video From Your Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language
Your Video Is Very Useful Sharing Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language.
after i watched this video Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language, my insight is very open because the video is very good to give information
Sigh.... I wish I was 18 again and would have stayed in my computer classes in college. Now I'm 29 and I feel to f***ing old to go to back to school and become a programmer :'(
Msg("Hello Chris! I'm a complete n00b in all aspects of programming. Can you tell me which programming language is best to start learning for someone that has no experience at all in computer programming? Thanks!")
@mphello "Programming consists of hours and hours (per day), extending into months and year, hunting down and looking for a single command before one can proceed to the next step."
Maybe, if you are unable to break down problems and come up with algorithms for yourself. And can't research your APIs well enough to know what commands to use.
You must be pretty lucky to have held programming jobs if your work process really is as slow as you describe it.
That's what I said, lol. How can one actually code if they don't actually know what they're doing? Kinda like memorizing a few foreign language phrases - I know how to say them, but I don't really get what they mean. Same applies to coding.
I love it when this guy speaks about subjects he doesn't know about. But to his credit, unlike the for the question about Free Software he actually prepared himself this time.
i used to no html without even knowing it i got so bored of boring myspace pages so made my own style and people were like how did u did that myspace came and went and discarded html
to become a truly good programmer you really have to enjoy your time doing it. think, eat, sleep, drink and make hot sweaty love to your code. better stock up on lube.
if you're not using C and/or assembly, you're failing. i'm in the middle of writing a x86 PC emulator in C. so far it boots DOS, plays a ton of old DOS games, and even runs Windows 3.0!
i first started toying with the emulator concepts in FreeBASIC because it's a good "scratchpad" of sorts for programming ideas. once i saw that it was basically working i decided to re-do it and go further using C. it's literally 8 times faster.
there is a girl on FaceBook called "Mary Bell" from Nigeria trying to scam people out of our money!
her email addresses are marybell404@yahoo.com and prettycone39@yahoo.com
she tries to get people to send her money through "WESTEERN UNION" so i googled "western union scam" and this happens all the time in nigeria, the autorities of nigeria will do nothing about it.
if you dont believe me add her and tell her she is verry sexy and see where that goes!
@Mi2990 Man, that's a lot of studying! Just buy Live or Cubase or Protools and find some tutorials on the internet, find a course where you live and get started. It's easier done than said. Most software programs are user-friendly, but you don't have to know how to code to record a guitar or sample a drum loop. Cheers
if I make a game on a software, can I save the game design and load it in a different software, a better one? I want to get into game programming. and what is the best software to build games today? I want my ragdoll to fight like Ninja Gadden. I know I miss spelled that. and how many softwares can I use to make one game? thanks for the help.
Javascript is the language that powers the internet. Extensions like AJAX and JSON are part of the original specs that were exploited to create some of the powerful 'cloud' technology we're seeing today. Some people think it's even an elegant language. Go figure.
Thanks for this video! I'm definitely interested in learning more about programming. I'm totally green, but my cousin and her bf are web designers! Computers are super nice these days, and I do have that curiosity about them!
Oh, and we created a short, text game. I know the verrrry basics of programming, I use ECLIPSE. I programmed my name, and a couple other simple things. But in our game we got money and bitches lol :D
Hey everyone! My sister's friend recently got me into programming, but I've only just scratched the surface! I know ASCII language, and I think C++. I've got Octa and decimal and hex down, but he left me with a java program to help me. This is something that could be the rest of my life! If anyone want to help learn me, reply to this or pm me! Thanks!
I'm just an everyday computer, who just wants to learn C++.. and every C++ tutorial I've seen, they have used computer language as if I already knew what it meant. Does this mean I should be learning something about computers before learning a language?
@mphello sorry to say it, but you sound like a code monkey. If you are typing this and that until you find the right commands, you don't actually understand programming. Most programming problems are easy to solve once you get it right in one language. I'd say math is more time-intensive, with all the rigorous proofs you have to write to state certain solutions.
Programming consists of hours and hours (per day), extending into months and year, hunting down and looking for a single command before one can proceed to the next step. I know. I've programmed in Fortran, C++, Java, Mathematics (Wolfram Research), Maple (MapleSoft), and Mathtype. 99.99% of my programming is in MS Word and Mathtype.
@mphello Tell that to schools, libraries, scientists, engineers, many businesses (from small to large), military divisions and government agencies that use computers to get work done. Many of these people and organizations depend heavily on computers, and just because you do not like programming doesn't mean that it's impractical. People who hate math say the same thing about math, but are they right? I don't get why people who don't understand something think it's useless.
@SDenny100 Tell that to the persistent fanatic global warming deniers who repeatedly say that math and computer models are useless and wrong. They are the ones who need to be educated that math and computer models are INFINITELY superior to all the bullshit human natural language - not me.
Math theorems and computer models ARE practical - but only in a massive collective effort.
Oh, wait. I already said this. Why weren't you listening?
@mphello Computers aren't just useful on a large/collective scale. Everyday appliances (eg. washing machines), the copy shop down the street and other run-of-the-mill groups use computers to manage their affairs. Also, your comment about the Internet, though having some merit (most people I know use it for porn, Facebook or Youtube) needs some revision, because from a personal standpoint, the Internet has been really valuable for getting information. I'm sorry if I misunderstood.
@SDenny100 I did NOT mean to suggest that using the internet for porn was a bad thing. In fact, I think that is a very GOOD thing. It's an excellent alternative /outlet to unwanted pregnancies and aggression towards women.
@mphello Private business have used computers to cut down time for statistical work. A computer is as practical as its user makes it out to be.
What you mean to say really is... personal and private use of computers have some little practical benefit, but that benefit increases exponentially when they are used for a very large collaborative project.
COULD SOMEONE TELL THIS STUPID SHIT TO MOVE ON TO THE MATERIAL AND SPEND LESS TIME TELLING EVERYBODY HE'S A GEEK.........WHO THE FUCK CARES.........I HAD TO SIT THROUGH A GOD DAMN WHEAT THINS COMMERCIAL FOR THIS AND ITS WORTHLESS...........GOD DAMN IT........
@grimripah there is still a chance.If your making programs start with batch if your making programs then vbs. for games start with javascript, C#,C++,LUA,python and then Boo script.
Thanks for posting this! I've been trying to get started with programming and have been looking for some direction. This has been a huge help. It's amazing how hard it is to find practical answers for getting started in this field.
Html does not use logical structures or _procedures_ to perform tasks. Instead it has embedded commands to mark up text. It does, however, form the structural tree that languages like JavaScript traverse i.e. the DOM.
They are a middle ground to machine code i.e. binary code which is a base 2 system of simple on and off's. Just because it's a middle ground doesn't make it easy by any stretch. If you don't know the basics of say an object oriented programming language-Classes, functions, strings, operators, templates, namespaces etc. etc. you're NEVER going to understand how to program. There's no magic here just hard work and study. It's not something most people know, you either know it or you don't
@longhairsRcool PART 2; I'd say it's like math in the sense that subjects like Algebra, Calculus etc. you either know them or you don't due to lack of study. You don't need to be a math genius to understand programming. I do however think it helps people's IQ'S ... After all Ken Jennings from Jeopardy was a software engineer best as I know.
patience is everything when it comes to programming. Ive been working on a project for 1 year now and still I'm not near to being done with the project. 1 person programming sux
I remember reading books on BASIC,C++,Perl,etc. Doing the whole hello program. Its really boring if you go step by step. The best way to learn is analyze and play around with software programs. While learning how to read the language. And then play around with writing the language.
How I envy people who live in tech savvy countries. I live in a 3rd world country where buying or owning a computer would be the last thing on your mind. I envy these kids that know how to make programs. I've always wanted to know how to make those. I just don't know where to start. Heck, I don't even know the terms and names. Is there still a chance for me to learn? If so, where do I start? :]
@grimripah Get a book, also have an idea on what you want to work with? Is it games, softwares, etc. Read a bit each day about the lanuage say an hour or two each day and spend some time testing on your own. It all comes down to if you have the courage and patience. Also you will need to want to learn the lanuage, don't just start to learn the program because your friends told you too.
@grimripah there is still a chance.If your making programs start with batch if your making programs then vbs. for games start with javascript, C#,C++,LUA,python and then Boo script.
@grimripah How much access to resources such as the internet and books? Those are starting points. There are videos and websites to start off of and even beginner's book. I remember even starting out on website programming HTML back in the 90s. I looked for websites that has tutorials. If you can't get the books yourself, perhaps if you network with someone from another country who is willing to donate a book to you or otherwise... It would be worth a try!
@grimripah How much access to resources such as the internet and books? Those are starting points. There are videos and websites to start off of and even beginner's book. I remember even starting out on website programming HTML back in the 90s. I looked for websites that has tutorials. If you can't get the books yourself, perhaps if you network with someone from another country who is willing to donate a book to you or otherwise... It would be worth a try!
@grimripah I am from a 3rd world country myself and I don't only envy those kids who have it, but I hate those who don't even use it. I know that even if I become a good programmer I'm gonna end up being a taxi driver. Since in my country they don't even care for speaking English. They only care for football. Darn it.
@chaconmcfly Being a taxi driver is a noble profession. Yes, being a computer programmer is a noble profession, too. I do not feel the need to insult one profession while I elevate another.
However, being a taxi driver is a lot less stressful than being a computer programmer.
It is impossible to do practically do anything with computers, besides surf the internet.
Also, be proud! You are NOT in a "3rd" world country! There is no such thing. You are in a country!
@mphello Humans are competitive beings. We have to always look up to get titles that improve our life styles and self confidence otherwise we're going to end up frustraded due to the lack of accomplishment & limited options, In life if we aren't willing to become better, then we should be ready to one day realise that we are easily replaceable, which will lead to several mind conflicts. If you ever come to my "country" you'll realise what I am saying. That is why someday I am moving out of here
@mphello Don't mind at all, Look I understand what you are saying, Sometimes people keep thinking about what we want and forget what we have, that is pretty and poetic, but that doesn't mean we are suppose to stay who we are if you aren't satisfied, That means that we have to accept what we have and who we are, and value it. But also remember that the oportunities are there and they don't go to waste, somebody else takes them if you don't. AndI want my chance, because I'll take it.
@grimripah search recommended books in google about the programming language you want to learn. Research online what program you want to learn. I recommend you to learn c++. So search about what language you want to learn. Then search for some recommended books to learn it. Then if possible buy a book about it or download an ebook for free. Start learning from there.
@grimripah You know what's really funny and pathetic about your "3rd world country comment"? If you go to your profile, it says you're from the US and you live in California. You also have uploads of you playing Minecraft, showing you can afford games, and your English is pretty damn good. Asshole
@TheObsta96 i get your comment to grimripa but English being pretty good shouldn't be an arguement...i speak very, in fact extremely good English and I live in Ghana, west Africa. we were colonised by Britain just like Americans, so we speak good English. a country being 3rd world doesn't mean it's population is monkeys, thank you.
@grimripah There is a chance to learn no matter what sort of environment you live in. First you need to figure out what type of programming you want to know like writing code for a game or creating a functional and interactive website. Then you need to find a suitable role model in that area of programming, try and pull up research on how they became what they are now. Then try doing that and researching as much as you can in programming, so basically watching videos like these and viewing blogs
I always wanted to program, I love PC Hardware but I never went beyond the fundamentals through A+ Hardware and Software. I think the number one challenge I will face is the patience involved, but other than that, it should be a piece of cake.
@buildingmovies Actually, RPG is a programming language made mostly for business applications. It stands for Report Program Generator. The reason why he mentioned it is because it's a program based on punch cards used by computers the size of a room - long story short, it's a joke.
is it really possible for a person to learn all languages? c, c++, java, c#, html, php, python, cobol, ajax, pearl, and more and more....... i wonder, averagely, how many languages an expert programmer know.
@rax7 You can easily pick up a language when you learn the syntax. Most languages translate well, with basic functions built in like IF, WHILE, ELSE; however when working with data structures, although the idea is the same, implementation may be different.
Here's a tip for you amateur programmers who think you know ****. CS is a lot of mathematics, algorthim analysis, efficiency (BIG O), data structures, and etc. You can't pick up a book and expect to be a master of programming.
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hey,i love computers and i love stuff like programing can u help me,i do i.t. in school but ppl in my class are well..llets say slow with computers but i really wanted to start programming can u help me out with it i dnt know how to get satrted.
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ballsackistan 1 day ago
In the "billions" ???????
Isapelli 2 weeks ago
I am very happy to see the vidoe after you give this Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine.
bebeheuy 2 weeks ago
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I Really Like The Video From Your Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language
AntoMelta 2 weeks ago
I Really Like The Video From Your Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language
AntoMelta 2 weeks ago
Your Video Is Very Useful Sharing Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language.
willamricard 2 weeks ago
after i watched this video Programming is NOT as scary of a task as you might imagine. I know some people who shudder at the thought of learning any programming language, my insight is very open because the video is very good to give information
imegatrone 2 weeks ago
Nice video. To know a subject one has to know the history of the subject, Neil Postman says. One should definitely know the history of programming.
PeterRoeder31 1 month ago
A touch of Woody Allen, and married I thought you were about 12, anyway very good vid and I will take your advice and follow you further.
petrosros 1 month ago
omg he made te commador 20 and 64!
ballplus12 1 month ago
@ballplus12 commadore
sprrwhwk1 2 weeks ago
go iowa
tiny515515 2 months ago
Dude the fuck was that at the end with the Sparta thing, everyone's asleep. God. aha.
YouLiamTube 2 months ago 8
@YouLiamTube thanks for the warning :D
Gamble2185 1 month ago
Sigh.... I wish I was 18 again and would have stayed in my computer classes in college. Now I'm 29 and I feel to f***ing old to go to back to school and become a programmer :'(
ZR1Terror 2 months ago
@ZR1Terror It's extremely easy to teach oneself programming. Just pick a language, get some books, and write some code.
arrbn 2 months ago
You have a wife? LOL
Riddlerx333x 2 months ago
Minecraft = made by a dooshbag whos gonna run away with his money
MrRatermat 3 months ago
@MrRatermat
Fck u
pufixas 3 months ago
@pufixas lol, like i care?
MrRatermat 2 months ago
i hate fuckin latin for me is was easier to learn c++, english and italian that to learn latin i hate that shit lol
carlosmashiado2 3 months ago
who made macintosh? hahaha
Ultimagicarus 4 months ago
I want to set up a computer lab for programming and hacking...wat are some the software and tools,equipments i need.please reply
papayaw12 4 months ago
yea women eh...logic does not bide with them....LOL just j/k
clonehigh123 4 months ago
Msg("Hello Chris! I'm a complete n00b in all aspects of programming. Can you tell me which programming language is best to start learning for someone that has no experience at all in computer programming? Thanks!")
PH5221 4 months ago
@PH5221
C++, Start hard, then learn easier languages such as C#.
ScalesandGills 4 months ago
@mphello "Programming consists of hours and hours (per day), extending into months and year, hunting down and looking for a single command before one can proceed to the next step."
Maybe, if you are unable to break down problems and come up with algorithms for yourself. And can't research your APIs well enough to know what commands to use.
You must be pretty lucky to have held programming jobs if your work process really is as slow as you describe it.
ZeroDominance 4 months ago
@purfixas
That's what I said, lol. How can one actually code if they don't actually know what they're doing? Kinda like memorizing a few foreign language phrases - I know how to say them, but I don't really get what they mean. Same applies to coding.
ThuSkyline 4 months ago
I love it when this guy speaks about subjects he doesn't know about. But to his credit, unlike the for the question about Free Software he actually prepared himself this time.
someman7 5 months ago
The trick to programming? Don't just watch the tutorials and memorize the code they are writing - learn how to understand what that code means.
For example,
cout << "Choose a name" << endl;
That basically says....Display the text, "Choose a name", on the screen. Then, end this particular line of code.
It's all about pseudo code, man.
ThuSkyline 5 months ago
@ThuSkyline
:DD
This will work until you come to array's, pointers, classes and memory addresses...
You need to know WHAT you are doing... and not what that line of code means...
pufixas 4 months ago
@SaberOtaku high thumbs up
1966pikupstix 5 months ago
HTML is easy but do many people want to learn it?
MattNow14 5 months ago
@MattNow14 ^Lawl.
kingtubenino 5 months ago
@hmichaelt basic is where everyone starts off
kazzabrown1 5 months ago
i used to no html without even knowing it i got so bored of boring myspace pages so made my own style and people were like how did u did that myspace came and went and discarded html
alexrichoalex 5 months ago
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OSDolphin 5 months ago
to become a truly good programmer you really have to enjoy your time doing it. think, eat, sleep, drink and make hot sweaty love to your code. better stock up on lube.
kingcrimson234 6 months ago
if you're not using C and/or assembly, you're failing. i'm in the middle of writing a x86 PC emulator in C. so far it boots DOS, plays a ton of old DOS games, and even runs Windows 3.0!
i first started toying with the emulator concepts in FreeBASIC because it's a good "scratchpad" of sorts for programming ideas. once i saw that it was basically working i decided to re-do it and go further using C. it's literally 8 times faster.
kingcrimson234 6 months ago
@SaberOtaku just made $100 million
theelephanttaco 6 months ago
Fuckk basic.
MoonLightFacade 6 months ago
U wanna make a game look up unity
Residentevilfan500 7 months ago
@Residentevilfan500 Unity isnt hat good
kris10ish 5 months ago
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there is a girl on FaceBook called "Mary Bell" from Nigeria trying to scam people out of our money!
her email addresses are marybell404@yahoo.com and prettycone39@yahoo.com
she tries to get people to send her money through "WESTEERN UNION" so i googled "western union scam" and this happens all the time in nigeria, the autorities of nigeria will do nothing about it.
if you dont believe me add her and tell her she is verry sexy and see where that goes!
regards Z
Zedos777 7 months ago
@SaberOtaku No not made by one man lol ıts made by about 5
thecomputernerd233 7 months ago
@thecomputernerd233 it was made by 1 guy before..
The1337DoomCokie 7 months ago
You can program a browser with ANY and I repeat ANY general purpose programming language, not just C#. Is this a microsoft commercial or what?
Java serves the purpose too. You can even program your own operating fucking system with it. And this time it's easier said than done
diees 7 months ago
@Mi2990 Man, that's a lot of studying! Just buy Live or Cubase or Protools and find some tutorials on the internet, find a course where you live and get started. It's easier done than said. Most software programs are user-friendly, but you don't have to know how to code to record a guitar or sample a drum loop. Cheers
diees 7 months ago
@SaberOtaku it's made by Mojang. it's a small company. yes it started by 1 man but it's been a group effort for a long time.
supabunny 7 months ago
best timing of Video.End(); EVER
supabunny 7 months ago
@SaberOtaku Yea ur right, did you know that Notch made Mincraft with a 2D engine yet the gme is fully 3D?! :)
LukieBoss221 8 months ago
Wow, this guy has a wife
smurfieboo 8 months ago
does computer programming has anything to do with creating music??? and if so can i bcome a music producer if i have a software engineering degree?
Mi2990 8 months ago
my frist scrip was "joel is a badass"
mastermindatwork1 8 months ago
if I make a game on a software, can I save the game design and load it in a different software, a better one? I want to get into game programming. and what is the best software to build games today? I want my ragdoll to fight like Ninja Gadden. I know I miss spelled that. and how many softwares can I use to make one game? thanks for the help.
MrScottKramer 9 months ago
@SaberOtaku from my country, sweden!
kn1b1s95 9 months ago
spartaaaaaaaaaa
brotalnia 9 months ago
Javascript is the language that powers the internet. Extensions like AJAX and JSON are part of the original specs that were exploited to create some of the powerful 'cloud' technology we're seeing today. Some people think it's even an elegant language. Go figure.
wrdeboise 9 months ago
Thanks for this video! I'm definitely interested in learning more about programming. I'm totally green, but my cousin and her bf are web designers! Computers are super nice these days, and I do have that curiosity about them!
Adoreyoo 10 months ago
@SaberOtaku It is a shitty language for game development. It is very good at doing what its meant to do, and games is not it.
PCGamerPortal 10 months ago
what the FUCK was that ending lol!
ErikBS91 10 months ago
@SaberOtaku also in a shitty language, which makes it even more of a success story
PCGamerPortal 10 months ago
@SaberOtaku dood i'm playing minecraft right now :D
ScreamoBaptism 10 months ago
Oh, and we created a short, text game. I know the verrrry basics of programming, I use ECLIPSE. I programmed my name, and a couple other simple things. But in our game we got money and bitches lol :D
blindfire7unloaded 10 months ago
Hey everyone! My sister's friend recently got me into programming, but I've only just scratched the surface! I know ASCII language, and I think C++. I've got Octa and decimal and hex down, but he left me with a java program to help me. This is something that could be the rest of my life! If anyone want to help learn me, reply to this or pm me! Thanks!
blindfire7unloaded 10 months ago
I'm starting out with python.
vtec407 10 months ago
If anyone wants to team up and learn java with me, pm me your skype!
MrJhasseL 10 months ago
Becoming a proper programmer nowadays requires at least a 4 year study...
88Cortex 10 months ago
i wanna be a prog like u i need help plz from any one
papayaw12 10 months ago
@papayaw12 I'm an .NET programmer, whats the problem?
Agust1337 10 months ago
@Agust1337 haha hi agust :D
Agust and I are pros in C# , VB , HTML , C++ :D
D4L33tz0r 10 months ago
i jus wanna be a computer programmer lyke but i dnt know show am jus a newbie with much ssss need ur help!! plszzz
papayaw12 10 months ago
Fuck you ads.
PappoProductions 11 months ago
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ampere11 11 months ago
@SaberOtaku MINECRAFT RULES 24.165.40.141:25565 is my server
ShadowOfTurtles 11 months ago
I'm just an everyday computer, who just wants to learn C++.. and every C++ tutorial I've seen, they have used computer language as if I already knew what it meant. Does this mean I should be learning something about computers before learning a language?
DaFawky 11 months ago
@mphello sorry to say it, but you sound like a code monkey. If you are typing this and that until you find the right commands, you don't actually understand programming. Most programming problems are easy to solve once you get it right in one language. I'd say math is more time-intensive, with all the rigorous proofs you have to write to state certain solutions.
ccricers 11 months ago
Pirillo you don't know about programming
TimeDivider 11 months ago
Programming consists of hours and hours (per day), extending into months and year, hunting down and looking for a single command before one can proceed to the next step. I know. I've programmed in Fortran, C++, Java, Mathematics (Wolfram Research), Maple (MapleSoft), and Mathtype. 99.99% of my programming is in MS Word and Mathtype.
Math is infinitely better than programming.
mphello 11 months ago
Nothing practical can be done with computers (personally or in a private business). The internet is made mostly for porn (ok, ok -- entertainment).
Only a massive collective government-led project has sufficient critical mass to do anything practical with computers.
That's because programming is a TOTAL fuck.
mphello 11 months ago
@mphello Tell that to schools, libraries, scientists, engineers, many businesses (from small to large), military divisions and government agencies that use computers to get work done. Many of these people and organizations depend heavily on computers, and just because you do not like programming doesn't mean that it's impractical. People who hate math say the same thing about math, but are they right? I don't get why people who don't understand something think it's useless.
SDenny100 11 months ago
@SDenny100 Tell that to the persistent fanatic global warming deniers who repeatedly say that math and computer models are useless and wrong. They are the ones who need to be educated that math and computer models are INFINITELY superior to all the bullshit human natural language - not me.
Math theorems and computer models ARE practical - but only in a massive collective effort.
Oh, wait. I already said this. Why weren't you listening?
mphello 11 months ago
@mphello Computers aren't just useful on a large/collective scale. Everyday appliances (eg. washing machines), the copy shop down the street and other run-of-the-mill groups use computers to manage their affairs. Also, your comment about the Internet, though having some merit (most people I know use it for porn, Facebook or Youtube) needs some revision, because from a personal standpoint, the Internet has been really valuable for getting information. I'm sorry if I misunderstood.
SDenny100 10 months ago
@SDenny100 I did NOT mean to suggest that using the internet for porn was a bad thing. In fact, I think that is a very GOOD thing. It's an excellent alternative /outlet to unwanted pregnancies and aggression towards women.
mphello 10 months ago
@mphello I agree.
SDenny100 10 months ago
@mphello Private business have used computers to cut down time for statistical work. A computer is as practical as its user makes it out to be.
What you mean to say really is... personal and private use of computers have some little practical benefit, but that benefit increases exponentially when they are used for a very large collaborative project.
ZeroDominance 4 months ago
@ZeroDominance Yes! Spoken better than I could have.
mphello 4 months ago
The man had a point !
boomqwer 1 year ago
Minecraft = made by Swedish guy!!
Sweden rule ;DD
Luxzz 1 year ago 7
@Luxzz Facebook = Made by an American, YouTube = Made by American, eBay = Made by American,
Well i think America rules ;)
bigcasey1995 4 months ago
@bigcasey1995 fuck u
baseball2662 3 months ago
@baseball2662 Don't be mad be GLADDD :D
bigcasey1995 3 months ago
@bigcasey1995 hehe you forgot the internet ans the WWW
piezoelectron 3 months ago
omg you sound and look like the stereotype of white and nerdy., you're so cool, im not being sarcastic.
DaFawky 1 year ago
hi i just joined the BS in Software engineering at University of Karachi any advice 4 me?
VValid1991 1 year ago
@VValid1991 karachi blows, Invasion is better
zachy180zz 1 year ago
@zachy180zz what the hell u are not grown up yet!
VValid1991 1 year ago
@VValid1991 what lol, do you get the reference?
zachy180zz 1 year ago
COULD SOMEONE TELL THIS STUPID SHIT TO MOVE ON TO THE MATERIAL AND SPEND LESS TIME TELLING EVERYBODY HE'S A GEEK.........WHO THE FUCK CARES.........I HAD TO SIT THROUGH A GOD DAMN WHEAT THINS COMMERCIAL FOR THIS AND ITS WORTHLESS...........GOD DAMN IT........
whothehellgivesadamn 1 year ago
@whothehellgivesadamn - that's funny! lol
GomezKrew 1 year ago
@SaberOtaku Minecraft ftw :D
infoherper 1 year ago
youtube.com/watch?v=TROnlvorhDs programming will be easy in the future.
supermatti78 1 year ago
@grimripah there is still a chance.If your making programs start with batch if your making programs then vbs. for games start with javascript, C#,C++,LUA,python and then Boo script.
Xalien2002 1 year ago
as helpful as this video was... the end was just plain gay... my ears hurt because of the fucking shoutout... PEOPLE ARE WEARING HEADPHONES!
ahsonk 1 year ago
turbopascal is good for start
Jozekban 1 year ago
that was funny at the end when he went "DOT SPUDAHHHH" or something like that LOL :-D
CountSidius 1 year ago
@CountSidius he said DOT SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
vivalavidasudden 1 year ago
@vivalavidasudden ah well, close enough LOL :-D
CountSidius 1 year ago
@SaberOtaku super success and all he used was java scripting language
StopMotionMania100 1 year ago
@StopMotionMania100 Double Super Success, He figured out java from learning from the commodore 64.
Deliphin11 1 year ago
Thanks for posting this! I've been trying to get started with programming and have been looking for some direction. This has been a huge help. It's amazing how hard it is to find practical answers for getting started in this field.
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computerhelperhacker 1 year ago
Pick your level:
Assembly -> C -> C++ -> Java -> C# (or VB.NET) -> Python
...and HTML, VBScript, and Batch doesn't count.
wallysboyfriend 1 year ago
Html does not use logical structures or _procedures_ to perform tasks. Instead it has embedded commands to mark up text. It does, however, form the structural tree that languages like JavaScript traverse i.e. the DOM.
wrdeboise 1 year ago
They are a middle ground to machine code i.e. binary code which is a base 2 system of simple on and off's. Just because it's a middle ground doesn't make it easy by any stretch. If you don't know the basics of say an object oriented programming language-Classes, functions, strings, operators, templates, namespaces etc. etc. you're NEVER going to understand how to program. There's no magic here just hard work and study. It's not something most people know, you either know it or you don't
longhairsRcool 1 year ago
@longhairsRcool PART 2; I'd say it's like math in the sense that subjects like Algebra, Calculus etc. you either know them or you don't due to lack of study. You don't need to be a math genius to understand programming. I do however think it helps people's IQ'S ... After all Ken Jennings from Jeopardy was a software engineer best as I know.
longhairsRcool 1 year ago
is there any program or something that can help me learn to write a program/ test the source code to make sure it wont crash my PC?
DuppyBruh 1 year ago
i Programming in the easeast language ...... QBASIC
hermione609 1 year ago
patience is everything when it comes to programming. Ive been working on a project for 1 year now and still I'm not near to being done with the project. 1 person programming sux
bloodaid 1 year ago
I learn high level language first java/AS3 then PHP then C++ ..
mikeccuk2006 1 year ago
I remember reading books on BASIC,C++,Perl,etc. Doing the whole hello program. Its really boring if you go step by step. The best way to learn is analyze and play around with software programs. While learning how to read the language. And then play around with writing the language.
jxsilicon9 1 year ago
If you want to know browser/html programing then
w3schools(.)com is a good site, has stuff like java, javascript, VB, TCP/IP
it's how i started off my programming, now I do XNA programming with C#
so if you're interested in those ^^ try that site :P
tedtheking6969 1 year ago
@tedtheking6969 i also forgot it does server programing too like PHP ect
tedtheking6969 1 year ago
How is math involved in programmimg and what kind of math is used?
delacerdaa 1 year ago
@delacerdaa I would of thought that whatever applied to Cryptology would be your ticket.
CHRISTMASBASTARD 1 year ago
@delacerdaa Matrices, alot of em. Algebra, and differential equations.
blazinhomo 11 months ago
I kno ABC
DaFawky 1 year ago
How I envy people who live in tech savvy countries. I live in a 3rd world country where buying or owning a computer would be the last thing on your mind. I envy these kids that know how to make programs. I've always wanted to know how to make those. I just don't know where to start. Heck, I don't even know the terms and names. Is there still a chance for me to learn? If so, where do I start? :]
grimripah 1 year ago 40
@grimripah
Can you even get a second hand one from a resource center or something?
bradysiemensuper 1 year ago
@grimripah
Youre people are inferior. Give it up.
AKlegend10 1 year ago
@grimripah Get a book, also have an idea on what you want to work with? Is it games, softwares, etc. Read a bit each day about the lanuage say an hour or two each day and spend some time testing on your own. It all comes down to if you have the courage and patience. Also you will need to want to learn the lanuage, don't just start to learn the program because your friends told you too.
McSuggsVideos 1 year ago
@grimripah hey dumb ass your on a computer
MattYonTube 1 year ago
@grimripah there is still a chance.If your making programs start with batch if your making programs then vbs. for games start with javascript, C#,C++,LUA,python and then Boo script.
Xalien2002 1 year ago
@grimripah
you can look up stanford computer programming lectures or MIT programming lectures and download JAVA or python so you can practice.
TrentWould 1 year ago
@grimripah I recommend you start in Python. it's a pretty simple language and there's alot of very good documentation on the main site.
btw i dont know alot of kids who know how to make programs..
smikesmike05 1 year ago
@grimripah Well stop lying and either change your country on your youtube page or actually tell us you live in the USA..
adhdboy699 1 year ago
@grimripah How much access to resources such as the internet and books? Those are starting points. There are videos and websites to start off of and even beginner's book. I remember even starting out on website programming HTML back in the 90s. I looked for websites that has tutorials. If you can't get the books yourself, perhaps if you network with someone from another country who is willing to donate a book to you or otherwise... It would be worth a try!
ookingdomstaroo 1 year ago
@grimripah How much access to resources such as the internet and books? Those are starting points. There are videos and websites to start off of and even beginner's book. I remember even starting out on website programming HTML back in the 90s. I looked for websites that has tutorials. If you can't get the books yourself, perhaps if you network with someone from another country who is willing to donate a book to you or otherwise... It would be worth a try!
ookingdomstaroo 1 year ago
@grimripah I am from a 3rd world country myself and I don't only envy those kids who have it, but I hate those who don't even use it. I know that even if I become a good programmer I'm gonna end up being a taxi driver. Since in my country they don't even care for speaking English. They only care for football. Darn it.
chaconmcfly 1 year ago
@chaconmcfly Being a taxi driver is a noble profession. Yes, being a computer programmer is a noble profession, too. I do not feel the need to insult one profession while I elevate another.
However, being a taxi driver is a lot less stressful than being a computer programmer.
It is impossible to do practically do anything with computers, besides surf the internet.
Also, be proud! You are NOT in a "3rd" world country! There is no such thing. You are in a country!
mphello 11 months ago
@mphello Humans are competitive beings. We have to always look up to get titles that improve our life styles and self confidence otherwise we're going to end up frustraded due to the lack of accomplishment & limited options, In life if we aren't willing to become better, then we should be ready to one day realise that we are easily replaceable, which will lead to several mind conflicts. If you ever come to my "country" you'll realise what I am saying. That is why someday I am moving out of here
chaconmcfly 11 months ago
@chaconmcfly Would you mind telling us where you live? I can understand if you need to keep it secret for security reasons.
mphello 11 months ago
@mphello Don't mind at all, Look I understand what you are saying, Sometimes people keep thinking about what we want and forget what we have, that is pretty and poetic, but that doesn't mean we are suppose to stay who we are if you aren't satisfied, That means that we have to accept what we have and who we are, and value it. But also remember that the oportunities are there and they don't go to waste, somebody else takes them if you don't. AndI want my chance, because I'll take it.
chaconmcfly 11 months ago
@grimripah
try the MIT 6.00 introduction to coputer science very useful you can watch in youtube
loko95ftp 9 months ago
@grimripah search recommended books in google about the programming language you want to learn. Research online what program you want to learn. I recommend you to learn c++. So search about what language you want to learn. Then search for some recommended books to learn it. Then if possible buy a book about it or download an ebook for free. Start learning from there.
Kansyn 9 months ago
@grimripah You know what's really funny and pathetic about your "3rd world country comment"? If you go to your profile, it says you're from the US and you live in California. You also have uploads of you playing Minecraft, showing you can afford games, and your English is pretty damn good. Asshole
TheObsta96 8 months ago 24
@TheObsta96 i get your comment to grimripa but English being pretty good shouldn't be an arguement...i speak very, in fact extremely good English and I live in Ghana, west Africa. we were colonised by Britain just like Americans, so we speak good English. a country being 3rd world doesn't mean it's population is monkeys, thank you.
shaunr0x 1 week ago
@grimripah There is a chance to learn no matter what sort of environment you live in. First you need to figure out what type of programming you want to know like writing code for a game or creating a functional and interactive website. Then you need to find a suitable role model in that area of programming, try and pull up research on how they became what they are now. Then try doing that and researching as much as you can in programming, so basically watching videos like these and viewing blogs
LukieBoss221 8 months ago
You have a wife????
DJLee1993Pride 1 year ago
looking 4 computer engineers, hit me up
e35554r 1 year ago
lol. i had a vic 20 without a cassette player. you had to leave it on if you didn't want to lose your program! lol
AhYaOk 1 year ago
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mrwoodstreet 1 year ago
GOD! YOUR VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YFM 1 year ago
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MrFragallnoobs 1 year ago
I always wanted to program, I love PC Hardware but I never went beyond the fundamentals through A+ Hardware and Software. I think the number one challenge I will face is the patience involved, but other than that, it should be a piece of cake.
jpart122500 1 year ago
So...by that being said. You really think that theres another 'Facebook' like company soon to come..???
thegame52291 1 year ago
06:21 caa1000 is a retard! RPG? That's a freakin type of game!!! Next he's gonna ask about the PC Language!
buildingmovies 1 year ago
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neweraforbass 1 year ago
@buildingmovies Actually, RPG is a programming language made mostly for business applications. It stands for Report Program Generator. The reason why he mentioned it is because it's a program based on punch cards used by computers the size of a room - long story short, it's a joke.
Nalestom 1 year ago
web browser can be make by a chimpanzees with Visual studio, it's only need few line of code..i'd like a chids making a serious program....
matrixITALIA 1 year ago
Also for the noobs out there, learn to use eclipse, pretty much the industry standard.
blazinhomo 1 year ago
@blazinhomo
never heard of it QQ
CyphenPhsyX 1 year ago
is it really possible for a person to learn all languages? c, c++, java, c#, html, php, python, cobol, ajax, pearl, and more and more....... i wonder, averagely, how many languages an expert programmer know.
rax7 1 year ago
@rax7 You can easily pick up a language when you learn the syntax. Most languages translate well, with basic functions built in like IF, WHILE, ELSE; however when working with data structures, although the idea is the same, implementation may be different.
blazinhomo 1 year ago
@rax7
lol yea its easy! its just taking time, i learned C/C++,Perl,Python,HTML,PHP,SQL and a bit javascript with ajax and jquery in 3 years
iPhpMaster 1 year ago
Here's a tip for you amateur programmers who think you know ****. CS is a lot of mathematics, algorthim analysis, efficiency (BIG O), data structures, and etc. You can't pick up a book and expect to be a master of programming.
blazinhomo 1 year ago
@blazinhomo I'm afraid that's true ..
robertom2002 1 year ago
Any recommendations for an aspiring web developer. I have good SQL skills, XHTML, and CSS. What's the next step?
jshabadoo 1 year ago
@jshabadoo Go to school.
blazinhomo 1 year ago
I am a coder an i read much about it.
daniel1982 1 year ago
what an good Video ... i have a dream to make an Computer games hehehehe!..
but how? when? can i know this SkillS???
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owlandthemirror 1 year ago
I can't even imagine how much talent and godly skill would go into programming games like Final Fantasy. How do people get to work with Sqaure-Enix?
jazzmatik 1 year ago
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rainxxxx 1 year ago
Making a web browser is damn easy in almost all languages
computertrick 1 year ago
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