YOU'RE NOT A BOTTLE, BOOT!

[MrWwePresident]

I Sneezed in This video!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[EmTheKay]

Not the bottlecaps, Toby!

[xOneThatGotAway101x]

I was just checking my history, and this is the first video I've seen in my computer :)

[Wrolfy]

SAFETY WATER BOTTLE!!!

[xxIsabelleWilliamsxx]

Like 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 THUMBS UPP MAJOR LOL

[Skyway1227]

What if you recycle a recycling bin?

[MrDahot1]

@Skyway1227 Recycleception.

[RedMal7]

This video was the first one Toby made after I subscribed to him. It has a special place in my heart.

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

That awkward movement when you see Toby Turner yelling 'Boot! Boot!!!'

[thisisMINECRAFT100]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CUTE, WIN, FAIL! LOL!!!

[LisaTheEternalWonder]

No, Toby, bless YOUR face... :D

[Savalric]

Boot? Boot? Boot! You are not a bottle, boot! Come back!

I better get one like...

[rupert484]

@Savalric I thumbs down. Have a nice day :)

[SirChildrenEater]

@Savalric IMMEDIATE THUMBS DOWN

[JunkyardBashSteve]

1:59

[randomerkitty]

i wonder if recycling bins are made from recyclable plastic....

[TheIronBlockLD]

0:53 Call of Duty Black Ops Part 4 with toby :D

[mikumania92]

@buttercuptom He is wearing a red shirt. Hope that helps!

[buttercuptom]

i want to buy one of his shirts and i want the color he is wearing in this video but i can't tell wat color it is,CURSE MY COLOR BLINDNESS!!!!!! can anyone help me?

[LuffableWolf]

But.. But I sneezed...

[Poisu10]

Instead of corn, I heard porn at the first time XD (Intro).

[cjot123]

Funny as fuck!!

[SchoopdaCoop]

Oh my god...This was the first Tobuscus video I had ever seen....And I'm looking back on it now... AWWWW

[americanidiot2964]

This comment is made from corn.

[ropeismanstring]

he used the mini war gaming music...

[RainbowLuigi1]

1:33 MAGIC SHOELACE!!!!!!!!!!!

[oldschoolsniperfi]

o my gosh he must be real beast becuz he faced the "'DOOMS DEVICE" with no problem the dooms device is STAIRS!!!

[arceus0122]

Lol RECYCLING BIN!!!

[BluJual]

HOUSEBUSCUS!

[fyrrocker25]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sneezed during this video but he didn't say BLESS YOU!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[MilesLachlan]

Like if you paused to look at his computer set up

[gamegirl579]

i really dont think steven is real.

[TheMrpet129]

@gamegirl579 hes proboly,not if he was real then toby would show him.

[rammil123]

is steven real? O_O

[Jordan08230823]

THE BOOT IS STEPPING ON THE BOTTLES

[SMOSHrules1999]

BOOT! dont you go out that door!!BOOT!!!!

my fav. part ever

[marl0able]

RUN BOOT RUN! OR HOP, OR ESCAPE LIKE THE ECO WIND! (XD

[patriotlovexoxo]

BOOT! What is our deal?! lol best part :D

[jokerzbabe13]

so i actually sneezed during this video and you never said bless you :( meanie D,:

[TheAmimies]

SUGAR CANE!!!

[dogbone222]

Ever wonder if Steven is real?

[starwarz507]

I sneezed and he didnt bless me ;(

[Azhianator]

i lol´ed hard

[owlcity216]

these kind of videos that toby used to make were the best.

[FloWearsABow]

Awesome.

[MadHornetSeries]

Made out of corn... Eat it?

[hojahs2]

nice house

[Alcidix12]

0:54 I saw a wii package

[heated1333]

XDXDXD

"Lissten ill reclicle those bottles and maby thel come back as your soul mate"

wow

[stoopidmonkeygaming]

I remember this, this was my first video of toby

[Byukuu]

Is that plate made from the sugar cane family you MURDERED in Minecraft?!

[voldemortrules101]

@Byukuu R.I.P. Charlotte Sugar Cane....

[sonydabom]

@Byukuu I would like your comment buttttt... it would ruin the number of likes that are perfectly alligned.

[heartbroken962]

The white room AAH!

[MarcusEM21]

Woa. He has a wii. Cool

[MeeBeAndrew]

but but but I sneezed!!!!

[darmor321]

i wanted the boots to start controlling him

[cobra1602]

i got school tomorrow and first lesson on a Monday is DRAMA! Fuck yeah!!!

[thescalvann]

hey look he got his wii 0:50 

[ChillsayMarie]

you didnt say if you sneezed during this video bless you! D:

[METALICMAURI]

@ChillsayMarie Damn..i was about to say that XD

[NintendoAddict4295]

Umm Correction Toby He Was Nestling With Bottles AND A Cup Made With Corn Instead Of Plastic Whatch It Again except CLOSER

[nathanhale2]

press 2 AF ENER

[InderpreetDhari]

WOW 204 people do not like bottle boots!

[hothead9734]

put you timberlands on

[TheAwesomeone1900]

Steven is jack films

[thetango288]

press 2 .... he sounds russian

[shutterbug2124]

WHO THE HECK IS STEVEN!?!!?

[ThePurplecakes]

@shutterbug2124 You must be new. :)

[Makazy1]

@shutterbug2124 XD

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

The plate is made of sugar cane. SUGAR CANE!!!!! *breaks into song*

[singer6965]

Hit 7 over and over and it sounds like he's saying Tobuscus!

[xxBLACKHAWK57xx]

press 1 repeatedly

[l4d2grrl]

@xxBLACKHAWK57xx "whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatw­hatwhatwhat" lol endless entertainment haha.

[Meggeneh]

Only Toby would quest for a boot

[bankai1981]

toby and the quest for the boot = epic win

[dogsrul1234543]

1:35 SELF TYING SHOE LACES!

[roflstompin]

DEMON BOOT! some1 call a exorcist!

...or a cobbler... >.>

[Umz15824]

im saying this nearly a year late, 2.00am and i have an assignment to give in tomorow...

TOBY YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION TO A GUYS WORK SINCE INTERNET PORN.

[xallysongryx]

EPICOSITY!!!!!!

[Nyancat8meh]

*thumbs

[Nyancat8meh]

numbs up if you got the Axe Deodorant commercial with the premature perspiration

[1stKarkan]

He didn't sing the suger cane song... :,(

[GreenskinHolland]

0:55 familiar song starts....

[101strike3]

1:05 i know where you live... i will watch you sleep toby turner.

[rexorton93]

pause and press 1 for angry asian toby

[zombiesplosion]

i've never met anyone named Jeffry

[SuperFlamingUnicorn]

I actually snesed durring this video and he didn't bless me....he only blessed my face.....

[number1nigahigafan1]

Yay for sponsor/PSA!

[themine1122]

at 0:00 - 2:28 you should really watch

[MrBenDeee]

can u come to engaland topy



[taulbeeno7]

is steven real??

Like this so i get a response

[Duspende]

@taulbeeno7 no

[thekillerrox123]

I have a book that thinks it's a cow. I keep finding it in the front yard trying to eat grass. Stupid book, your supposed to be the SMART one!!!!!!!

[HurricaneMushroom]

hot symphony press 7

[HurricaneMushroom]

aflac duck (press 2)

[HurricaneMushroom]

imagine yourself asking toby a question, then press 1

[GorrillaMonkey258]

Mother nature dosent control recycling bins

[MagnusGrr]

Cutest eyes evar xD

[Fantikarz]

pause hit 5 HE BE CREEPIN

[d99ization]

press 3 while watching and if you think it was cool like this comment

[back2backstudios]

XD LOL

[cele657]

u cant recycle plastic :( it ends up going in the ocean

[Racsossor]

press 6 while watching does it sounds like macca's

[Racsossor]

press 8 while watching wat does it sound like to u

[zooiclezooicle]

Thumb's up if Toy should post a photo of him as a child

[Glameyes1]

Who else is grinning like a wizard? (or a human, whatever :)

[kaideka]

203 people think they're bottles

[yyoveltube]

BOOT UR NOT A BOTTLE BOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rambocivilairpatrol]

lol "its super sturdy...I just poked a hole in it.." BEST LINE EVER!

[koawood1]

where is steven!!!!!!!



[amaterasu12123]

I have school tomorrow and its 1:30 am but fuck it im gonna keep watching tobuscus

[AmyBowerzzz]

@amaterasu12123 i do the same thing!

[lixz1]

@amaterasu12123 I did that yesterday :P

[eminem4everchannel]

@amaterasu12123 zombie in class

[shugo2006]

It's Tanya! I missed her from Russian Reccomendations =[

[Key2MyHeart13]

Toby your so mean! Those were obviously his brothers and sisters and you just threw them in the recycling bin before he had a chance to say good bye!

[InfernalAdventure]

Alright, save the planet!

[hexylupin]

I think that Steven is a figment of Tody's imagination...

[TakeDatProductions]

Sweet...a plate you can eat

[RiddlerMiddler]

Whats the boots name? I wanna get em!

[Aws0medude17]

Let the poor boot dream Toby!

[void735]

0:59

WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?

[augietb]

Your not a bottle boot your a boot bottle

[void735]

ladies and gentlemen, tobuscus just made recykiling and a boot hilarius. im amazed :D

[TheLUKA64]

@ohboplaythatoboe01 now i have got teh habbit of saying god dangit the way toby does, i dont know if thats good or b ad

[discommunicated]

what is your deal boot?

[discommunicated]

boot what is youre deal your not a bottle boot

[5eansan33b]

oo ah uh damnit, im the guy gonna save the planet.

[cheats47]

Sollmate

[MusicIsALoveAffair]

@cheats47 *soul or *sole depending on whether or not he was attempting to make a pun.

[Yuetop]

if someone says something completely random near you press 1

[MegaEdwin1999]

press 8



[homeworkfighter]

pause, hit 7. imagine he's saying "how u doin girl/guy"

[MrImshort]

His neighbors must be like yup hes retarted

[tobyuuuuu]

so I guess there's no deposit on plastic bottles in the US?

[alannaisme]

who's steven..?

[corpser51]

What do you mean you don't live in the whiteness?!

[ngpakyin0501]

how did that boot manage to open the doors...?

[heltfuckd]

@ngpakyin0501 dont question the boots power!

[gounggoung]

0:54 I thought no-one had a wii

[GODLIKE2253]

BOOT! YOUR NOT A BOTTLE!

[Mrcasual100]

who the hell is stiven :D

[GODLIKE2253]

@Mrcasual100 His funny sidekick :D aka editor..i think.....?

[serham123]

why does everyone call recycling green but his recycling bin is blue...

[DreAndreas]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheBlankThought]

Was he payed to do this video, or is he just in love with recycling?? XD

[TheLOLzilla]

You're not a battle boat!

[DragonsLKG]

wouldn't it be weird if people going pass toby's house, sees him filming himslef and talking to a boot??? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[P4NDOR407]

@DragonsLKG Dood, wouldn't that be an opportunity and a half.

[dwn2earthgurl]

i think toby would make a killing having a show like demetri martin... where he does some jokes, but mostly sketchs

[LadyLatias]

YOU'RE NOTA BOTTLE! D=

[thisisthemorninafter]

I sneezed during the video and I was waiting for Toby to say "if you sneezed during this video, bless you." but the words never came. *sigh*

[bleedblue1016]

they don't have wheels in them toby.

[Love4CBeadles]

i bet your neighbors think your psycho:')

[selbst32]

making cups out or corn is not smart, growing corn requires tons of pesticides and fertilizer, which comes from oil, plus with the subsidies from the government on corn agriculture its actually more expensive, so its a fail

[bballer11a]

Toby is The Funniest Person I've Ever Seen. XD

[PowfudicRocks3]

198 people got hit by a recycling bin

[GalenaMolena]

lol i actually sneezed in this! :D

[122hsrfe]

hes kinda really...hot!

[Charizard219]

Epic boot chase

XD

[EpicOli123]

Sounds like something off Dora the xplora

BOOT BOOT!

[Phalanxification]

...OH!!!

Geddit!? SOLE-MATE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA-skronk-AHAHAHAH­AHAHAAAA! HA!...Ha!...ha...

[urfavoritegamer100]

At first I thought the Boot was having sex with the other bottles.

[PuLse285]

i feel kinda dumb because all of your video's are my favourite ;[

[IvDiv]

Wtf?..

[WWIIAMAN]

press 1 and press it again before he finishes his sentence. keep doing it

[AngelofdeathHD]

HEY i SNEZZESD

[P4NDOR407]

I'm in love with Toby, he is gorgeous.