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  • Wow this brought back alot of memories. thanks for posting it :)

  • Holy shit I hadnt watched that movie since i was about 8!

  • They should have made the fight with archer and chiphazard longer

  • Hey what's the song? Whoa who?

  • @Clampoett Because the truck was shipping Commando Elite, not Gorgonites.

  • 1:13 This is sparta

  • My question is their were a hell of a lot of Commandos how come there were not anymore Gorganites? There at the end there were dozens of each Commando and still only the original Gorganites. Anyone else wonder this as well?

  • @Clampoett yeah i was thinking, isn't there millions more of these toys.

  • @Clampoett yeah, and for that matter, where were the other major chip hazards?.

  • @albertjester They were other soldiers but hadn't learned as much as the OG Chip Hazard, so he was in command

  • @Clampoett Because the commandos probably didn't decide to activate them.

  • this film kicks your ass till diorheea comes out your dick

  • I had no idea all those people were in the movie!

  • schools out loser....HIYAHH, what a badass hahaha

  • Chuckie vs. Commandos: Commandos Will Win.

  • The moral of this story is steal from your company and you'll be paid millions in compensation when it goes wrong. Scumbag Joe.

  • I want to see the movie where the commandos go to south america

  • thank you so much

  • There will never find Gorga or whatever the name was

  • @sustantivo1espritu They will find it in their hearts...

  • i never thought id hear i kid his age saying that for his birthday he wanted clothes :)

  • I watched this movie for the first time 10-12 years ago. Now i'm 19 and i've just watched this movie for the second time. And i'm still so amazed by this movie :D

  • Gorgonites forever

  • i'll always remember this film :P

  • loved the lawn mower part

  • 2:28 - 2:51 most hilarious bit

  • @edlikesbrigette I dont know if it anti technology because the gorgonites are favored but they are also technology. if seemed more like against big corporation and against military spending and shit. But i love this movies its hilarious.

  • yup, thanks for the upload Lina.

  • this movie has some good music throughout the movie.

  • "I hope we don't hit an iceberg" lol

  • The nostalgia critic should review the movie.

  • @Boninja88 No he shouldn't. It's a good movie.

  • @CCSparxxLtd True, but there are some faults. I like this movie too. I learned more about AI in this film than Terminator. All I'm saying is that it would make a good review.

  • Alan is really going to miss the Grogonites. Well at least they're in a better place now.

  • kristie aka mary jane is cheating on peter parker thats just wrong man

  • Money - the ultimate problem solver

  • This was really nice to watch and see again. :) It was one of my favorite movies as a kid and I just remembered the name today so I as glad I got to watch it again. Thank you for the great upload Lina. :)

  • thanks for uploading this i love this movie :)

  • Like this if youre still watching this amazing movie in 2011.

  • lol, there are rapids down that river.

  • It takes one cruel-hearted son of a bitch not to cry when the Gorgonites sail away.

  • @VeryOxygen IDK with those horrible jokes they make, the last thing I would do is cry. Plus aside from that I think just being glad they won was a bigger deal. I will say, though, that it would have been more of a fun ending had they stayed with Allan.

  • thank you lina for uploading this

  • human rule toys get owned

  • Too graphic.

  • gorgonites are fucking stupid

  • I wanna bone Kristen Dust

  • @StevexOwnz who doesn't ?

  • Hope they have State Farm

  • 02:24 EMP!

  • Horde vs Alliance!!!!

  • gorgonitess!!!! rule!!!

  • " i know some rebels in south america who are going to find these toys very entertaining"...? out and out political oppression expressed in the american media here.

  • they probaby ended up at sunny side day care

  • gay ending

  • I wonder if they ever made it on land

  • i remember this movie when it came out...such a creepy movie...

  • thumbs up if they will make a remake or sequel soon

  • thank you i love this move havent seen it since i was 7 thank you

  • they outa do a sequel

  • still waiting for the second part when they go fight the rebels in what was it saudi arabia......awesome

  • XD Titanic reference

  • EMP fail. The guys that made this movie didn't know what an EMP is. How the hell is nearly everything working after????

  • @wwwd11 its a kids movie who cares

  • how the hell did they land a chopper on a suburban street?

  • @albusron3490 The same way the commandos built one out of household items.  THE MAGIC OF THE MOVIES!

  • when i was young my brother like this movie while i like godzilla the new york one

  • that boat probably crashed 10 minutes later

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  • nice movie!! Unrelastic but nice story!! I am sure actors worked hard in this movie!

  • wonder how much money he gave each of them prob $10,000,000 each

  • I love this movie, and the game, whose played the game?

    

  • "I hope we don't hit an iceberg." My fave line. XD

  • NOW the pocile show up

  • screw that i would have kept um not let um sail away its what they wanted though but still that would have been badass

  • best quote "toys is hell" 4:57

  • alan: "oh no my toys are leaving! oh, wait, i have a kirsten dunst i can fuck, LOL TOYS."

  • 0:46 no comment

  • 4:09

    This CEO Mars guy...really bought off these folks, just his secretary needs to flash a check with a lot of ,000000 behind it then the problems are solved.

  • Christie is fucking disturbing, always mutilating toys with a grin on her face O.o

  • LOL 9.36 'Visual effects co-supervisor' Ellen Poon- what a name hahahaha!

  • I love this movie! I haven't seen it in years, but this is bringing back so many memories. I also just realized how much this is like Avatar haha: militaristic white people fighting the diverse group of native-esque aliens.

  • i like this video a lot:)☺☻♥♦

  • Sell these toys to terrorists and make them plant bombs. Best "suicide" bombers ever invented.

  • My favorite childhood movie Commando Elites defeated Gorganites lets move on

  • What part is when all the barbie dolls come and they all jump on the girl in the bedroom?

  • 2 wilhelm screams in one movie :L nice one

  • later got medium soldier the movie....

  • Man, what a good bad-movie. Phil Hartman, Tommy Lee Jones and a young Kirsten Dunst. This movie is solid gold for any know-it-all to make snide remarks about the scenes, like the one in the Clean Room; where Robert Picardo sounds like effing Khan. Good quality too. Thanks a lot, LinaCarter24.

  • I wanna go visit Gorgon :(

  • this film was awsome my favorate commando was the sniper guy although he did'nt do much snipeing and my favorate gorgonite was the crazy guy over all my favorate seen was the part when you learn all the commandos names so it was a great movie.

  • I really wish they made a more epic fight between Chip and Archer because this sucks Archer got his ass beat the crap out of that bastard and Archer's my favorite character.

  • @DarkHeroesForever yeah, when I saw this as a kid I wished that the fight between archer and chip was more cooler ;)

  • @Racktos19 And probably a bit longer too

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  • @DarkHeroesForever I always hoped that he would stand and fight his programming and win.

  • 2:30 that's what she said!!! but seriously, awesome movie and thanks ever so much for uploading!!!!

  • I love psycho...or what the one who is absolutely bonkers name...he's my favorite!!!!!

  • Man I hate that fight scene. I at least Archer tried.

  • "I'm gonna get up in the crows nest. Hey, there's a dead crow up here! Haha. I'm kidding!" lol

  • I love this movie thank you for putting this on here =D

  • toy dude: I Hope we dont hit an Iceberg.

    Allan: Like Titanic?

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  • @JTMusicLover88 That toy dude name is Slamfist

  • @DarkHeroesForever ok dude.

  • God I miss my childhood.

  • don't burn the toy it's cool

  • This is one EPIC movie. Thanks for the upload!

  • I never knew machines die so violently

  • When I was joung I want to have some of this toys

  • Does anyone know the soundtrack that starts at 3:27?

  • i bet they are still looking for gorgon till this day

  • @TheWaRmANiAc I always figure the nature shot we were given at the end was what at least they though was gorgon

  • @TheWaRmANiAc they prolly thought they found it somewhere

  • the girl in this movie is the same which is in spiderman. the difference is just of age

  • @Shahbaz90100 no shit..

  • ARCHER KICKS ASS!!!

  • @Benjaminb46 Archer tried to fight but failed. So tell me exactly where he was such a kick ass because I don't see that at all.

  • @TheFuturecartoonist This is a part of my childhood. i loved this guy when i was like 4. STFU

  • @Benjaminb46 Don't get me wrong he is my favorite character too because he was more braver than the other gorgonites because he encouraged them to fight. But the thing is when he fought Chip he at least tried to fight but Chip had the better him which I get annoyed just by looking at it.

  • awesome..

    great movie..

    remembering my childhood.

  • Woah! YES, SIR, right away!

  • Wikepedia says that Scratch-It's a girl. Funny in a book I have it says Scratch-It's a boy.

  • Alan:Have I got a shock for you...you stupid toy! LOL

  • lol that should be the sequal they send the commandos to the rebels in africa like in blood diamond that would be one hell of a war

  • WWF MAJOR CHIP HAZARD VS. ARCHER FALL OFF THE POLE MATCH 

  • i hope we dont hit an iceburg

    I loled.

  • The final fight between chip and archer was one of the worst ive ever scene. I mean archer never lay not even a single punch of the old bastard. Its like your comrades can beat a ton of these commandos but you can't a single one.

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  • i seriously LOVE how they all die

  • WOW. They get pushed into a small lake and make it to the other side. It should have been something more dramatic like...a river or ocean. anyway good movie.

  • 00:33 THIS MAKES ME THINK OF OPTIMUS PRIME VS. MEGATRON. THOSE WHO AGREE LIKE THIS COMMENT.

  • @druid299 ya your write and im a girl

  • @druid299 i agree

  • @druid299 i agree

    epic moment

  • this reminds me when i was so little boy!

  • The ending was really sad.

  • Wow. at first I thought that without Chip Hazard, the Commandos would go Bye-Bye.

  • in this movie the dad has got to take it on with small robots

    in transformers the dad has got to take it on with huge robots

  • i hope we dont hit a iceberg.....XD

  • greetings I am Archie, Emissary of The Gorgonites.

  • get in touch with our military devision i know some rebels in south america who will find these toys very interesting:D

  • @LinaCarter24 Thanks for the upload =)

  • This isn't dangerous is it

    well it just depens on....DAHHHH

    LOL! A BETTER LINE WOULD BE:have you done dis b4,

    well it just depends on...OH SHYT!

  • 8:20 is that the film crew in the back there? The van's not even in the next shot!

    Man, the Original Dirty Dozen, Spinal Tap, Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Ricci put their voices in this; I knew the first two, but didn't know the two girls did as well

  • @primepm I meant Sarah Michelle Gellar, sorry; get those two mixed up

  • How come none of this story ever made the news?? Massive cover-up I'' bet...... LOL

  • 5:52 just a random make out kiss lol

  • 1:15 this is sparta!!!!!!!

  • 1:13 sparta anyone?

  • Hey it's like the set from LOTR

  • you know they would have had to sign an airtight waver before they got paid off. a serious legal contract not to talk about it

    x 1000 chip. is that what the terminators will eventually have later :)

  • @MegaJay5000 I need one for my research, tha AMD 12 core not enough ;)

  • LOL, i mean 'i hope we dont hit a ice burg' :L

  • Nostalgia FTW

  • That was a funny movie :-D I liked it.

  • very good childhood movie, very well done

  • Victory is ours!

    Oh yeah? Well, It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum

    ZAP!

    ...And I'm all outta gum.

  • At 1:22 after he said "Victory is ours", I would have said "Then I'll give you some fireworks to celebrate!"

  • if only action figures could do what the commandos could... :)

  • What was the name of the song again?

  • Wtf? Why is everyone supporting Toy Story so much? That series is overdue and not worth watching.

    A Small Solders 2 is worth it!

  • @123Marvel123 This thing quit whilst it was ahead, though I must admit watching the commandos playing the good guys against the South American rebels is appealing. Still the bloke who made this film is pretty anti all that, this was supposed to be a spoof movie. There are one or two ways to reuse the idea but it would be slightly contrived, and you'd struggle to put the Gorgonites and Commandos together again it would have to be about one or the other.

  • awesome movie, love the music at he end, fits the movie perfectly

  • Major Chip Hazard got pwned

  • To bad this would have made a hell of a commercial...

    me: well, it made one hell of a movie :)

  • @Wolfsrainisawsome Yeah, too bad they didn't do a sequel.

  • lol 7:45 hey theres a dead crow up here !

  • Xaniac= "Lets have a round and a round and a round and a round of applause for Archer!"

  • That check better looked like 1,000,000,000 otherwise I wouldn't budge an inch. I'd be gettin paid gettin paid lol