Patton Oswalt 1997 (part 4)

[donniedarkodevotte]

Suicidal? Why wait? Grab a Snickers...and jump.

[isoldthesunset]

parachute noose

[nurb101]

little more intense than later shows

[flummock]

3:05 awesomeness begins!

[shotgunfacelift14]

Dude the tom carvel part had me on the floor!!

[ralphyetmore]

Crazy. Patton Oswalt sitting at a table with Dave Chappelle.

[InKa4484]

@ralphyetmore there is a Dave Chappelle standup on youtube where the intro is them at the same table and Dave asks a question and Patton is the only one who talks.

[stomachfluid]

3:08 FTW!

[WizardGlik]

SPENCE!

[gu151]

If i could become real life best friends with anyone, it'd be Patton

[Jascle03]

It was a simple time. It was a better time.

[ThePaintedOddity82]

William Alexander, the Unhappy Painter. lmao.

[mikedrud]

I love how all the other comedians at the end just listen to him, thinking, W... T... F? He was light years ahead and them an infinitely weirder, and thus destined to do some really cool stuff.

[GNRNickTNT]

Funniest thing I've heard in a while.

[theScytheofGod]

Damned, I loved Bob Ross, laid back white dude with an afro, fer god's sake. Although I heard him bitching about his ex-wife once.

[LHDmaster]

my 3rd wife was A BITCH!!!

[yeungjin]

how the hell did this get over twice as many views as part 3?

[DictionaryNinja]

@yeungjin Me.

[snoogins231]

When I FALL....into a coma...of BLACKNESS!

[beefygoblin]

I'd fill a suits lining with glitter and apply vampire makeup. Then jump infront of a shortbus.

[bdgalli100]

I love how Patton is killing Chappelle. I love Patton because he so often leaves other comics speechless in ways that you don't normally see, like when he was talkignoabut being "Jaba the American" they had no idea were he was going with it haha, fucking great.

[Athils]

I just looked up Tom Carvel on Wikipedia. Either half the article is bullshit or his family is fucking crazy.

[Edisgreat111]

@Athils Well I can attest to how rock-fucking-hard Carvel ice cream cakes are. You could stuff some recording equipment into the things and use them as black boxes.

[skatepunk217]

Holy shit he's from where I live O_o

[HKTeeVee]

dave chapelle & patton in the same show? awesome!

[TheBlitz1]

lol lime flavored grassy knoll cake

fuckin hilarious

[danielmoreen]

Dane Cook stold the suicide joke

[tasteflavored]

@danielmoreen lol your right, he did that in his insanity (or whatever) show. he's basically the white mencia i guess :P

[Montork]

OH MY GOD COOKIE PUSS! I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA AND I'VE HEARD THE LEGEND OF COOKIE PUSS!

[PabloG1987]

can someone please tell me what he is saying at 4:14-4:22?

It's for a translation I'm doing.

[Squibfire]

@PabloG1987 now we paint the douglas fir tree BAM perfect fir tree right there with the fucking trunk already in it and the branches, it was already shaded, it was terrifying, I WIELD THE WAND OF ODEN

[PabloG1987]

@Squibfire hahaha, THANKS A LOT, I never would have guessed it.

I'm still stucked with a couple of parts:

3:38

5:13-5:14

6:55-6:57

If you could help me with those, that would be GREAT (I promise I won't bother you again)

[Squibfire]

@PabloG1987 5:13-5:14 "dusk latitude" 6:55-6:57 "sheaves of veiny fat hanging off" i cant really make out 3:38 maybe "botch your balls" or "botchy balls" im not sure lol, and its not problem Patton is my favorite comedian so i have NO ISSUE analyzing his sets lol, if you need anything else dont hesitate to ask

[PabloG1987]

@Squibfire Thanks a lot for your help!

[Squibfire]

@PabloG1987 no problem, anytime man

[AhRobots]

@Squibfire It's Bocce balls.

[JLoveBomb]

@Squibfire I think it's bocci balls, which is a weird bowling like sport that only a poet-physicist like Oswalt would know about.

[MrHujh]

I've seen Dave chappelle live from 96 or 97 does someone know why the same group of comedians are sitting the exact same way at the end I'm curious

[OVTHYKINGDOMBELOW]

@MrHujh could they have used different takes from the same footage? Or both thought it was a good idea?

[zayzaig]

@MrHujh look at the beginning of part 1 of this stand-up..i think you'll figure it out.

[MalachorWraith]

@MrHujh

They all did an HBO comedy half hour set and that was the way they decided to open and close the show.

[bluemonkjd]

suicide is always better with snickers.

[eedobaba7727]

a coma... of BLACKNESS!!

[KitLonewolf]

"I would be Jaba the american!"

[godcomplex001]

I damn near pissed myself

[CeruleanFilms]

Good grief, he looks like Jim Norton here.