Fireman Policeman

[Kristanni20X6]

"AHHHH!! THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!!"

[RalphFDNY4life]

This is good

[growlie2]

wow

[NYYplaya2]

"What are you doing out here you fucking think for your-selfer!"

[hazardousjellybean]

uhhhgggggg!!! thats a fucking good pear o wait no its a fucking gernade

[biggster18]

lmao this is so damn funny i think =]

[run3scpr3377]

rofl fuck that i quit BUT MY SONS SCREAMING!!!wel hes probs on fire!!

[sky332]

'how do you fuck that up!' oh so funny

[plushbear96]

UGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!11!!!1tha­ts a delicioud pear! (cop)"shoot him!"

[HandCutDEad]

Pear* :P

[HandCutDEad]

"UGHHHHHHHH!"THATS A delcouios PAIR!" xD

[kingmathers24]

i didnt want to be a fireman i wanted to be a sprayman

[SylviaandButch]

Please my son he's screaming in there!

Well he is probably on fire!

That's what you happens when your on fire lady your...

What are you doing out here you fuckin think for yourselfer why didn't you make a map fro him or something!

lol

[lumpytard]

i just wanted to spray shit with a hose!

Love it!

[MaddisonHodder]

If i go to a house and its fully on fire..

Fuck that i quit!!

LOL my fav part

[LoYisaGoy57]

THAT WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

[starrburstkisses]

funny

[Kroopy]

ahahah rofl nice!

[minimanColby]

ssooooo funny i love it

[highspiderperson]

great shit check out mines

[timman275]

hydyf

[ZekranvaGodOfDarknes]

"Hey, Sir! Get your Putter out of the Whale's ass!" I can neaver stopluaghing at that

[rharlem2]

lmao...I saw it 10 times and is still fuuny ass hell:):):)^^

[sky332]

Thats was blepping funny

[Ringaster]

omfg so hilarious =)

[TehXtreme]

"cops shot him 15 times because they thought it was a grenade... HE WAS EATING A PEAR!!"

lol

[MuoGa]

Miniture business...lol.

¨Who do you wanna be?¨

¨I wanna be a FIREMAN!¨

LOOOOOOOOL!

[tomaspepino]

poor guy

[laser11111]

love dane cook, but whoever did the slideshow has ADD or something.

[DjApx]

the slideshow was even more funny than the sound on it !!!

[laser11111]

um ya maybe because it was retarded.

[eman2k7]

russel peters would like bring indians into it or russian terrorist, or like white hicks and make it funnier.

[snowboardman720]

I dont like this guy but there is some funny parts I guess. I don't see why everyone likes him and yes I do get his jokes.

[redace7689]

Dude lol!

[samprice1]

lollollollollollollollollollol­lol

[alonso999999]

thıs amerıcan comedy?!? turkısh comedy yes number 1!!!best of the world turkıye CCC

[hg00021]

lame american comedy

laughin for nothin!?!?!?

[Cancer4sho]

Hilarious

[mekill86]

its danke cook man -.-

[greenasagrape]

HAHA thats funny!

[000009999]

HALARIOUS GJ

[Zxzm]

He's not funny.

[ibeastthedrums]

lol dane cook is amazazing

[tia4ever2]

please my son is screamin in there he`s proablly on fire that`s FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pawel1818]

lols XD

[arsenalforeverever]

sooooo funny, favorited

[skrellman]

"i was very good with the hose"... awesome dude! i love this so much!!!

[silentdreamer597]

Well that was stupid.

[Alexvideoclip]

My soon died in a house fire :o(

[carloshiphop2]

that was fun. i said.

[madcow1337]

funny as hell, so worth watching.

[jazcutie567]

I agree

[CMA7412]

I guess children might think this is funny.

[poosh9943]

nice

[zzzarazzzz]

heh heh!that was good i liked it!x]

[llamajuice]

Think about that for a few hours... you might understand.

Or, the more likely response is that you'll just freak out and get angry.

[llamajuice]

Do you think his comment is really too much?

Let's say he just wants to let his kids view this video because it is funny but he doesn't want all the UNNECESSARY vulgarity.

The problem is with people thinking that the use of vulgarity makes things more.. "interesting?" The reason why comedians write vulgarity into their skits is because it helps their audience connect with the story. Vulgarity has often been described as "the ignorant way to express one's feelings"

[TheUsedChemRomance]

Congratulations "llamajuice", you've managed to point the obvious! Something that only a few other billion assholes can do every year. And then, after you realized that, you tried to make it seem deeper than it actually is, so you posted another comment to say, "Think about that for a few hours... you might understand" just so people wouldn't hammer you. It's always so entertaining to see how stupid some people are these days, don't you agree?

[llamajuice]

I love it how people are acting as if it's this (rather horrible) animation that makes it funny, when... it's the jokes.

I wish there was some originality to this, then it might be worth sending around to people.

*looks at the number of views and stuff*

... wow... good game youtube...

[digitalbassreal1]

haha LMAO

[Nasmaan]

Hahahaha so fuckig funny man, nice job! :D

[thecocaincowboy]

Is it ture? that most amercains wake up in the morning and wish that where Canadain? I would! and even more so if Dane Cook was from the same country as me! I want to become black just because he's white!

[TheUsedChemRomance]

Way to go, "thecocaincowboy", you are officially an idiot. And, believe it or not, it isn't "ture" that most "amercains" wake up in the morning and wish they "where" "Canadain". However, it is TRUE that most AMERICANS wake up in the morning and wish they WERE CANADIAN. You racist SOB. You couldn't even spell Canadian! I hope you turn black, and if your family is as racist as you, they will kick your ass in the streets, where you will rot and starve to your death.

[thecocaincowboy]

Sorry about that Mr Big Hard American, please don't invade my little country over it! And then spend the next 5 years try to get out of there! I may well starve to death, but your most properly will not, as coming from the fattiest country on the planet, your more than likely going to die of a heart disease any way! I post $10 to you, have a few more buggers on me, mate!!!

[anarchywolf666]

verry rude but still true

[TheUsedChemRomance]

Oh, I'm sorry I forgot to post how anti-American I am. Honestly. Fuck this country. I don't care. What I care about is that: 1) You couldn't spell anything if your life depended on it and 2) I hate racist sons-of-bitches, like you! So, why don't you, obviously Australian, go get high off of some of that "cocain" while I go enjoy myself with some cocaine. Have fun in hell!

[thecocaincowboy]

I'd rather not be able to spell, than be a fucking Yank!

[thecocaincowboy]

P.S I'm fucking Welsh, Do you know were that is?? So I think that I do very well as English is not my mother tounge!

[TheUsedChemRomance]

Do you realize how long ago I put that comment up? By now, I have no clue what I said. So FUCK OFF.

[Rmac13120]

Dude, you have to do more of dane cooks stand up.....ThaT was AWESOME!!!q

[ChaoticLunatic]

My farts are funnier.

[barwolf]

FUN GUY LIER!

[bloothenew]

this is so cool

[Zxzm]

Dane Cook is not funny.

[Brightfur10]

EXACTLY

[GeneralAmeli0]

ok..

[golfcrazenes18]

Hilarious i love dane cook, Nice job!!!

[curtisford14]

lol funny XD

[Vipersunjoy]

That's it, a white guy trying to tell jokes... And as it's frequently happens he fails at it.

[MuoGa]

Are you a racist or something!? Hes fucking awesome!

[sengstarz]

lol..hi5 buddy!

[rifle12345678910]

that was fucking funny if u did not think that that was funny u r an asshole

[Brightfur10]

lier hahahahaha lier your mean hahaha thats was not funny.

[Morisin02]

so amateur

[thecocaincowboy]

Go and invade some small backward country in the middle east, and then go tell the world that its to free the people of that country, and not for the oil that they have! The Americans are the new French of the world, ever fucker hates em!!!

[sengstarz]

agreed!! 110%!! oil = power

but since they are spending too much money on the war..their currency is going down! And ours is closing stronger on theirs!

[HaydAma]

American jokes make americans laugh, I am and I thought it was fuckin' funny!!

[manguard1976]

american jokes...

[killerchill]

Nice vid.. but those people laughing were they real? xD

[sengstarz]

no...ur just arrogant like the rest of americans! that proves it in my inbox jackass!

[sengstarz]

fuckin americans cant tell jokes for shit!

[thecocaincowboy]

But there very good a starting war's!

[SminT328]

and losing :O

[LaziBoy123]

It's very good...

[Farjo33]

Maybe I just don't get Cook, but I didn't find any of that funny. The video was better than the material.

[obEyTheRuLeZ]

great vid :D

and hey, for everyone: subscribe me if you want and i'll subb you back!

[ofton123]

piss shit funny

[Easmithv]

Spam lol....

funny...

OHNOES!! ITS A PEAR

[kkaseff]

omg that was funny

[d1974green]

ha.ha...tosh.

[DDman465]

who does not know dance cook duhhhh?

[aaronchristiansen]

Dane** Cook Is his name not Dance Cook!!!!!

[proffesorcaresser]

weard!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rba718]

ITS A DELICIOUS PARE

[aaronchristiansen]

Pear****** would be how you spell that word!

[jonohowell]

who's voice is this ?

[Hamster1512]

omg... i cant stop laughing!

[JapnGurl]

LOL

[JLTRAIN233]

WORST VIDEO!

[gyso227]

Stand up was good, Animation: Not so good...

[horsegirl2798]

lol

[Skate4Kongo]

"help my sons screaming in there"

"well he's probably on fire"

LMFAO

[sobhi56]

lol now that was fukin funny

[Petrhrabal]

rofl

[MODredxking]

l0l

[flanther]

That was awesome. Dane kicks ass. Your drawings that accompany his words are really fun.

[Aendrix]

great.

but why do you guys all mind about some "fuck" in there .. im european, maybe I don't understand it ^^

[rockstairs]

hei whats the name of the comediant, is he so known as jeff dunham for example, wanted to know more about him

[j2loco]

FUNNY!!!!!

[alrexus]

UGHHH!! That´s a delicious pear!!!!!

XDD

[ivoryman996]

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP???

Classic stuff, classic

[happyhalo117]

too funny

[63011423]

This is crap

[FULLBLOODEDIRISH]

Hilarious Video

[TCD9513]

Lol funny! but it could still be funny without the cuss words

[alrexus]

haha it is so funny xDDD

[bloothenew]

so funny

[zaksoradecal]

HELP I'M ON FIRE Very funny

[dko316]

-_-

[dko316]

sorry dude, i didn't mean to mark you down, i meant to mark jazcutie567 down.

[jazcutie567]

If you want to mark me down for trying to protect our future leaders from all this swearing, go ahead. It'll be YOUR fault when the world comes to an end because of destructive people like you. I love the video, but so many videos (including this one) are ruined by swearing; it makes me angry!

[dko316]

....

[jazcutie567]

this is SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but could you edit out the swearing? PLEASE? There are kids on YouTube and they REALLY don't need to see and hear it. The commentary is enough, please beep him out or something. If you don't know how I could do it for you!

[avalsonline]

wait, this is supposed to be funny? are you laughing? I am not laughing. dane cook is overrated

[vidakitty2000]

Yeah, because our kids don't hear it at school, ever. Listen: I was on the bus once, and I heard a 4th grader call his friend a fucking douche bag. Oh, and once, at the video store, I heard a kid that couldn't have been older than 5 look at the back of a game and say, "Wow, she's got nice titties." I don't even think he knew what he was saying.

Target parents, not content.

[Sabbyishere]

oh shut the fuck up, if parent's don't want kid's watching all and everything on youtube then block it

[yafa1989]

hhh nice job

[ImBeckyLOSER]

Made me laugh :)

[FamousRipper]

jajajaja

[joshua14993]

ROFL!

[DylanBChillin]

you wasted your time

[firedept35]

this is great this was a great vid i am a firefighter and i am going to show this great vid