Valentine's Day is for Chumps

[followdanny]

I am in love with this video, everything was delivered perfectly! This makes me so happy lololol she's my new favorite! -Danny

[BrownedEyedGurl213]

I hate Valentine's too, i agree 100%

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

Her voice....ugh

[arealthemermaid]

\(-_-)/  hooray. . . (sarcasm)

[EnrqEscbr]

cake face

[msballerina12345]

@EnrqEscbr what?

[EnrqEscbr]

@msballerina12345 CAKE FACE, is when your make up is piled on and you didnt blend it out into your neck

[xVomittttx]

Stop shouting at me D:

[MrRoddyrick]

You made my evening. If I was wearing a hat, I would tip it in your direction.

[bellacomalaflor]

wow sorry you are so sad that you have to put down valentines day i hope you find a boyfriend soon that will actually care to buy you something nice this time.

[nakedboxes]

@bellacomalaflor : It's just a damn holiday.. she doesn't need a boyfriend, nor does any other girl/guy to buy them "something nice" - and if you have one that is willing enough to buy you a flower and a teddy bear on Feb. 14th, what the hell are they doing every other day of the year that's not allowing them to?

[da1nonlyladie14]

is this video sarcastic or are you serious??

[SapphireCyanide]

you hate Valentines day almost as much as I do.. SOMEONE TAKE IT OFF THE CALENDAR!!!! GFFGHKGLHHJBGMGGRITURIU!!!

[JupiterGirls5]

my God, you are the most hilarious human. My love for you is unending. 

[Blacksharpie100]

im offended o_o

but i think i like it

[jkilla199]

your soo pretty how did u not get a date some guys these days dont notice a hot woman smh

[heyitsmeT]

you are my idol.

[MsOutspokenOutcast]

Yeah valentines day is pretty stupid. If you're in love with someone you should celebrate your relationship EVERY DAY... Not just one specific day of the year. For the record... I hate pink

[swaggarificlalala]

I'll send you chocolates and an anti valentines card!

[jimts67]

I can't believe that you even enjoy your life , you complain about everything thats sad I feel sorry for you , you will never find any thing more in your life then misery , you could be very good looking if only you could just shut your pie hole.

[tcemil22]

@jimts67

Lol. Sounds like someone doesn't know who jpmetz is, at all. Cute.

[FaeriesAndWitches]

@jimts67 Oh you silly ass hat

[SystemAdict]

dude seriously JPMETZ changed my life and that is a VERY good thing!

[jessalossalin]

I ment Obama

[jessalossalin]

Lol I'm 17 and boa sux(:

[xxxShinoAburamexxx]

:O i like magic the gathering

[TisKujo]

My grandpa and puppy died on Vday... I don't really care for the holiday either.

[LPQuack]

You look beautiful :)

[animegurl66]

im 15! lol

[Nightlanthiscrusader]

lmao "Dumb and pink holiday" xD

[ahoman10]

i hate all of your other subscribers because I want to be selfish with you. Yep, keep you all to myself. In a non-creepy way.

[maddielue28]

@Maiyu124 oh my fucking god shut up with the "co za asy" shit, it's not funny, it's barely even 4 weeks old and it's old already, it's overused, oh my god if I wrote all of the reasons to shut up with that comment I would break the character limit.

please just shut up with this. you're not original. you're not funny. you're not smart.

[batmanpronz]

I disagree. Valentine's day, at least for me, adds the social pressure component that leads to me getting laid. I need to get laid. I'm comfortable knowing that at least on that one day every year, my chances of scoring are that much higher.

[sergioespaillat]

Justine is the female equivalent to Chuck Norris.

[sarcasticpool]

My sister watched this for the first time, and she said, "She looks like a hippo!"

I don't have a sister anymore.

[XPIMSE]

Sometimes you really reminds me of Eva Longoria..

.. it's a good thing! (:

[beaglegirl345]

I'll be your valentine Justine! And I'm a straight female....

[TaylorTheWall]

comment for money

[iamthesex20122011]

also, theres no right or wrong; theres only things that jpmetz likes and dislike; and are therefore considered right or wrong.

[iamthesex20122011]

theres no such thing as evolution; only the list of animals jpmetz has allowed to live.

[mexicadan]

I'm so horny for you right now.

[maryanimeluvr]

Even a stun gun isn't as stunning as you.

[silenve]

jpmetz makes me sad for bieng gay and that I can't have her ):

[kkglamily]

I love your new hd shett. it brings your super long full voluptious eyelashes out. one. by. one. by. one. B-E-A-U-T-Y

[XerkDaniels]

I wonder how many times you need to comment before they stop counting them towards Justine's purse.

[XerkDaniels]

@darkheart2death I couldn't agree more. Thank you for reminding me to comment.

[SunshinexRaeXx]

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Disable automatic updates * your voice is so indescribably sweet. carrying the notes on your tongue and delivering them to our undeserving ears. long time listener, first time commenter. :3

[55rubberduckie55]

@TheDevochka123 Excuse me, I was so colorblinded by her beauty I didn't see or listen to what colors she was wearing.

[XxluminouslouisexX]

Justine has officially beaten chuck norris and betty white in the most awesomest people of all time <3

[WhoahItsMusic]

I love your hair.

[Dedeurklink]

one time jpmetz punched me in the face

it was awesome

[Toonyroo]

I clicked this video and to my surprise it started with two dogs doing doughnuts in a parking lot in what appeared to be a stolen vehicle. I thought, "Heck yes, jpmetz stole a car." Then I realized it was just the pre-video ad. So I thought, "JPMetz would not approve of this. Dogs driving cars. That sounds like a children's story. JPMetz hates children's stories."

[Kimicat831]

You make my day everytime I watch your videos <3 I wish you were my mom. Lol

[hanivideos]

I need some Judy in my pants.

[theeliteone1000]

V-day is pretty useless, ive been calling it single awareness day for a while now, since single people become about 100x times more single than any other day. so i just watch these ass-hats at my school with 100 dollars life size teddy bears. all about dem benjamins.... for the goverment

[xL96A1LEGIITx]

you look like ronda from that's 70s show :)

[peachesxcream]

i bought valentines day chocolate...

on february 15th for 50% off

FOR MYSELF

and didn't feel bad.

[MissSierraStudios]

You make me have hope in the world. Just saying. :)

[pokemanic100]

R these make-up turtorials?Or Personal stuff u just whine about

[xgennixlovex]

I want you to make as much money off of me as you can.

[sabimemory]

DAT ASS!

[randolph50]

I am so sorry that I found you too late for Valentine's Day.

Will you be my Valentine (a little late)?

[zzzzzoinks]

get some erkul

[attractivedp]

I ANGRILY and RELUCTANTLY show you how to put make-up on your damn face.

Hahaha! love it

[CSXKid5016]

You're someone I could ride an Amtrak train with! :D!

[chiqabonita92]

your nihilism cheers me up :D

[dominic7194]

Why the fuck aren't u making videos!?! ily!!

[InfectedDoll]

lolol i <3 this girl!!!

[albino1icecream]

I will love you, Justine, and will protect you with my life.

[jessicathunder565]

82 People are evil.

How could you NOT like Justine?!

[rageingecho]

@MarshewWho wasnt that from mean girls?

[Cold0Hazel0Eyed0Girl]

I just started watching your videos and i LOVE them!! your friggin hilarious!!

[ThePurpleprincess24]

you have no idea how bright you make my day... and considering I dont wake up til 5 thats really &*%#'n amazing!

[FudgecakesGOOD18]

I miss when justine would punch me in the face with her ring.

[jpmetz]

@FudgecakesGOOD18 i knowww i needa bring it back, i will after my next vid

[loopytangelo]

i got a new poster because i thought it said justine on the tag and i went home opened it saw that it was justin bieber and i puched a hole in his head and taped a pic of justines face on it ( i worship that poster)

[haleyweisman123]

I'd be a lesbian for you.

[VlogCupcake01]

i love your videos lol

[k0n3k]

i would like to give you a chocolate, but i have no money to buy food for myself..

Anyway, if youtube have 'kiss' button. you'll have the most.

[xSweetxShinobix]

that was damn pro

you are now my new hero

[Raekott]

I hate Valentines day and I'm not single!

[thejosh51720]

Valentines day HA!

I love Justine every day. <3

[octopusesXoctopi]

pink eyes, pink cheeks, and pink lips :D

[channelgirl1000]

you make me smile. Alot.

[ceilingbed]

if justine was a stripper id throw 100s ;) i shall call u... angry sassy pants ;D

[wendalinemh]

I love you.

[Bree1013]

Valentines Day is for the weak.

[TwistedRealities]

The boogieman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed at night. Chuck Norris checks for JPMETZ.

[JonesIsRye]

You can't hear me but I am applauding you.

[ipodgirl95]

Did you just say "faghag"?

I love you.

[sniperfire3063]

This was funny lol

You crack me up.

[toosh555]

jpmetz represnts all that is good in my friggin life. I live to hear you judge me, Make me your bitch?

[toosh555]

jpmetz represnts all that is good in my friggin life. I live to hear you judge me, Make me your bitch?

[MyKittehCharlie]

this is sad...XD loveit :P

[lmasheder]

You should really have a meet in England Justine! We love you! :D

[Sprinkleincp]

Your wired and annoying when you talk O.O i just liked your icon because i saw it but now O.O

[tomshaw35]

Justine, i dont think anybody is good enough for you.

except you of course.

[petofdiablo]

I love you so much I thougt you should get paid.....so here you go. ^.^

[UUUUSSSS]

No it only exists to call out those who are NOT in relationships. Or to make sad, pissed off girls like me realize that the only person who will give me a valentine is my stalker ex boyfriend. I hate the holiday!!!

[Msbailleres]

you're either an idiot or a fag hag... LMAO!

[violinplayer101]

lol, Justine, I love the new "Kiss My A** Comment Time" theme song...It fits you well :D

[Seddieness]

You are not just a youtuber, you are my therapist.

[MrPingpong113]

well said i like it. check out my you tube site and my website

[DRIFTERfx]

if i knew where u lived i would send you chocolates xx

[byerein]

@ParaFrost yeah... ijustine = hot. jpmetz = ...

[OverloadedToaster]

@ParaFrost people still watch ijustine? /:

[jpmetz]

@ParaFrost PWNED

[MiciousDawn]

@jpmetz I LOVE YOU! PLEASE MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!

[ThaFiyaStarta]

WHAT AN AWESOME RANT! I work in retail and people spend RIDICULOUS Amounts of money for EVERY Holiday. It's like every Holiday is xmas. The other day this lady spent 4 hundred dollars on random valentines crap for her entire family , parents, grand parents, kids teacher, nieces, nephews. Like WTF!?!? Seriously? No wonder kids these days are spoiled rotten.

[danidani18]

JPMETZ looks like a creepy pumpkin and i Love it. :)

[LylesgoldMusic]

Lol at complaining about having to pay for healthcare and then...complaining about Obama??

Like Honestly ...what is this?...i don't even.

[haleyweisman123]

Aww i'll be your valentine :D <3

[rbk2351]

Jpmetz Beats Valentines day ANY day

[Usagiflower]

Your pin!

[rosiepurple90]

Well u only think that way because u probably don't hav that special someone :/

[Bubbafetgirl]

I once had the same rat but then my friend through in the snow... jackass

[wheremybutchesat]

I found your channel last Valentine's. It was love at first frig.

[Dephatree]

This is the only valentines day "tutorial" I'll watch.

[kiahnajonas]

[kiss ass comment]

[Dart572]

So...Why she mad though?

[ItsFlapJack]

Just felt like giving Justine some money by commenting ...

[AttackOfTheAudree]

Valentine's Day is my birthday. Pretty sad that every year it sucks even MORE !

[RoosterOwl]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you don't know what color flowers are

I hate you.

[ajsrt491]

When are you going to make a new vid??

[Jamila123]

I wish you were my Valentine instead of my boyfriend.. And I'm strait.

[NoveltySocks]

Jpmetz could simply walk into Mordor

[JohnRichard1991still]

@NoveltySocks Not only could she simply walk into Mordor, but she could make her way back home without breaking a sweat.

[GlassDollface]

@JohnRichard1991still You know, they should remake a ten minute version of LotR which is literally just Justine walking into Mordor and back to deliver the ring to mount doom and glaring any Orc or Uruk unfortunate enough to cross her path to death.

No, scrap that. Shorter still, Justine goes up to Mordor, glares SAURON to death, and keeps the ring because she is the only one strong enough to wield it without being taken over by its power.

[BadBloodwillout]

wow your hair looks fabulous!

[krissycatty1]

yay finally found someone who thinks the same about valentines day as me,,

ow and i really love your hair!!

and your one of the prettiest people i see here on youtube

[stripypanda]

When watching this, there was a "Valentines Flowers Delivered Free!" ad at the bottom of my screen.

Suitable irony?

ithinkso.

[ForeverTheGirl100]

I'm not going to ask to be your Valentine, to be original.

(But secretly I'm going to sit here silently hoppy you'll say yes...)

[RavenSkyler]

oh man Justine I love how real you are. This vid rocks I thought I was the only one who hated VD

[TheGeneticDisaster]

My boyfriend broke up with me the day before Valentine's Day. Will you make this gay boy happy and be his valentine this year? Please don't hit me...

[e21398]

I like you.

[TheFrankee02]

I wanna hug you.

[arnoldnavarro21]

hey metz your cool maaan :)

[whales098]

JPMETZ

I am 13.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

FUCK RELATIONSHIPS!

HAVE A PINA COLADA AND ENJOY!

[Awesome785791]

I could not agree more valentines day is shitty!

[92BooBinky]

JPmetz - Chuck norris - dinosaurs - ninjas - pirates

[glitteraddict44]

I dont kiss asses :/ Horses maybe...

[jpmetzz]

Justine doesn't celebrate Valentines day, Valentines day celebrates Justine.

[UnParapluieBleu]

If only Valentine's day was replaced with Justine's day! We can all just send her lots of chocolate.

[UncleKeanu]

You must be so lonely.

[Annalovesyuhh]

haha this made me laugh so hard!

[rikaisthebest]

hahaaaaa :D brilliant :D

[EffusiveJesse]

I'm watching this instead of looking handsome and I'm a faghag. :D

[MacDaddyRandomosity]

I'm Spamming you just so you get money. <3

[MacDaddyRandomosity]

I'm Spamming you just so you get money. <3

[MacDaddyRandomosity]

I'm Spamming you just so you get money. <3

[perry2014]

Today my friend was talking about F.A.S.

I asked her if that meant Fatal Asshattering Syndrome.

[corneydoggirl]

I like to call valentine's day - Rape Day, the only day you can buy discounted roofies

[oompalu96]

today is my birthday and thats the only reason i like this holiday :D

[reesrocks]

WOOT!!! JOIN THE RESISTANCE AGAINST VALENTINES DAY! ON VALENTINES DAY DRAW A HEART WITH AN X OVER IT ON YOUR HAND TO SHOW YOU'RE PART OF THE RESISTANCE! TOGETHER WE WILL END VALENTINES

[ToonSxO]

you wanna know something thats weird..... i just played magic the gathering on xbox and after i watched tom and jerry O.o

[Islaroon]

helping you pay for your health insurance :) $

[Islaroon]

helping you pay for your health insurance :) $

[Azgalor7]

My Gods spoke to me....they're impressed...

[JustJustinnn]

I would kick a all the geese in the world if Justine would be my valentine <3