Nanotechnology's NeverWet superhydrophobic spray-on coating

[aFoxaTigerandaWolf]

No seriously, where the hell do I buy this?

[Cambodianking]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[Furrugal]

SCIENCE.

[MrZombieBiscuit]

Spray it on a pool of water.

I bet it is like dividing by zero.

[biancoyak]

where can i buy this?!?! someone tell me!

[english1d1]

wait... if i put this on a cloth.. and then put that cloth over my mouth.. will it filter out the air and let me breath under water?

[121anthony121]

FILL MIDDLE OF THE GLASS WITH WATER......WHAT HAPPENS??

[ILNT165]

>spray on knife

>stab someone

>never get caught

[gredangeo]

@ILNT165 Shush. Don't give people ideas. Now, if you excuse me. I would like to buy this product for um...a completely unrelated purpose. I want to spray it on my utensils so I never have to wash them again. You mad GE?

Come to think of it. spraying this stuff all over your clothes liquid evidence won't stay on there. :) Maybe sperm. I'm not sure why CSI thinks everybody faps at their own crime scene for. ???

[piecesofexistence]

I bet it stinks

[muraalia]

Science is so much better than magic.

[Matrixmage833]

Take this stuff, spray it on all white clothes, go eat Italian, and see everyone's reaction when you just wipe the dripped sauce off your shirt without getting it stained.

[TyphonArcanum]

to all the people saying "cover your body with it" I do hope you realise you will die a horrible death if you ever tried this? Your skin breathes you know, and people have died from things as simple as covering their entire body in antiperspirant. if you covered your entire body with it, yes, you could walk in and out of the sea without getting wet, promptly before you curl up and die.

[currentlyinto]

@TyphonArcanum "Your skin breathes you know, and people have died from things as simple as covering their entire body in antiperspirant"

Bless you. Don't worry your head about any of these so-called "facts" or "consistently repeatable experiments" that disprove this. You just keep on with your beliefs and, sooner or later, the world will mold itself around you..

[fergfighter]

We live in the future now.

[zdf46]

use this shit on your armpits

[iLoveLampXx]

Would you be able to swim if you covered your body with it? :P

[KDubMoney24]

@iLoveLampXx Yes. You would just remain dry when you get in and out of the pool.

[Ziratachi]

I WANT IT

[Lloopy654]

Dear Santa...

[Acas4ForReal]

Note to self:

This summer buy as much non-wet spray and invite everyone to a watersplash battle

And the person who stays most dry wins

HE HE HEEEE

[CpVideoMaker101]

How about on an iPhone?

[UnableToGiveADam]

will it work with snow?

[BringMeTheDrumer]

how fucking much?

[metallicaxjavoxmcr]

Aliens

[CrazyShooter199]

1. Put this on the soles of your shoes 2. Walk on water, your shoes will repel it! 3. ??? 4. Profit! U mad, jesus? - 1. Put this all over your body and pretend it's suncreme 2. Go into the sea 3. Come out completely dry 4. Watch as your friends wonder what sorcery this is Towel companies will go bankrupt! - Can't swim? 1. Put this all over your body 2. Swim U jelly? - The troll science comic possibilities of this are infinite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!­11!1!!!!one!1oneone

[Atumnwarrior]

@MAFZ1200 check it out

[mexicanotaku1]

what is this sorcery?!?!

[GinRyuChan]

dat chocolate!

[RDTaken]

What kind of witch craft is this!

[rbejarano84]

They made paint that paints... SCIENCE!

[EveryClickCounts]

I wanna cover my body and clothes with this and go swimming.

[KarlaTheMichelle]

O_O

New plan: Apply this witch potion to my clothing, head up to the closest city when it's raining, and take off my jacket. Watch people stare in amazement as I nonchalantly walk up the sidewalk to any random place I choose.

Like a boss.

[aioacasa]

neverwet over roads and wheels :) that will save a lot of lives

[KyosBlog]

@aioacasa if you put it on roads, the water will never drain, if you put it on the tires it will create a shield of water not only around but also under the tires given the uneven surface of the road. basically everything will get more screwed up.

[AlyssaApocalypse76]

i need this for my armpit

[KAMENxRANGER]

wow

[ownagesniper1]

can i put it on a girl's face so that my jizz is easy to wash off?

[KDubMoney24]

@ownagesniper1 Yep. Don't put it in her mouth though unless you want to poison her.

[Polenar]

where the fuck can i buy this?!?

[iBromano]

when will i be able to buy this?

[jafyNWA11]

MOTHER OF GOD

[Thecampercz]

But will it make sammich?

[jenqhorng]

It's a trap!

[NathanIsaBounty]

Thank you memebase



[ihatemonkeyslayerz]

...WHERE the fuck can I get this shit? I just wanna play with it

[sniggling]

WHAT.

[flexforalliscool]

BUT DOES IT BLEND?

[cuteypieGAM3R]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[motealago]

will girls never get pregnant anymore if they coat the inside of their vagina with that?

[Saintttimmy]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[MySoleSacrifice]

So would this mean that if you wore a shirt with this stuff while you worked out all of the sweat would just drip to the floor?

[denzel232]

@MySoleSacrifice No because you don't sweat on the outside of your clothing.

[RainbowDashRoad]

my god!

now i will never have to be worried when chocolate sauce is poured on my white sneakers ever again!

[Anuxarzadon]

@RainbowDashRoad

Ikr? That always happens to me! Nice name btw.

[Kitten3825]

@RoryY0 - RainX already makes a product for car windshields that does the same thing. I'm sure it's also much cheaper...

[AZNFlipy12]

wait, how do you wash the clothes....

[GamingLikeMad]

If I put this on my penis, I'll never have to pee again?

[MySoleSacrifice]

@GamingLikeMad I don't think you understand this lol :P

[GamingLikeMad]

@MySoleSacrifice I do, I just wanted to be funny. Guess I fail'd

[CreeperMart]

@zgorvel This guy is weird right...

[EberMonterroso]

Wet t-shirts contests will never be the same again.

[DommeWitten]

if i put this in my mouth. can i breath under water?

[Sxephilrockz]

If treat the inside of a cup and pour water into it, what happens?

[thedeviantguy]

@Sxephilrockz When you drink it, you won't need to wash it.

[JackSimsen]

where can i getthid wonderfull stuff??

[TheAndiePerson]

SHUT AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[TheFlutteryay]

i keep throwing water at my screen but nothings happening

[sasukelover247]

This. I need it.

[WhatupwithD]

where do i get this shit

[XTwisternickX]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[Ace156212]

if you cover yourself with this will you fly in the rain?

[beachdogger]

Sure as long as the water is 1/4 inch deep you can walk on it.

[mrchickenandwafflez]

WANT.

[shauncFs]

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!

[thelumbahjack]

what happens when u submerge it?

[YouveBeenTerrorized]

*consumer mode activated* I NEED THIS PRODUCT IN MY HOME NOW!

[AstrioOfficial]

so how the fuck do you wash it off?

[EveryClickCounts]

@AstrioOfficial I actually want to know this...

[thatreveiwguy]

@AstrioOfficial Why would you want to?

[HubbeKing]

@AstrioOfficial Brush? I dunno. But any clothing with this on it wouldn't really get dirty so I kinda don't see the point of washing it off... :O

[GodOfQwerty]

@AstrioOfficial You don't have to wash something that never gets dirty.

[dashtk]

If you put it on the bottom of your shoes you'll step in a puddle and fall flat on your ass!

[AugmentedGamer]

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MO-

[CountAlexander]

Where can I buy this magic?

[AndroidJellybean]

I need this for my armpits!

[blackbleeding84]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[SlugaKillen]

TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

[Blitz9287]

I want some of this stuff

[bullboy284]

Memebase

[Josper128]

mother of god!

[bullboy284]

@Josper128 I was just about to post that!

[Josper128]

@bullboy284 Haha :P

[DrNazus]

What if you used it on water?

[superdoodle2]

@DrNazus God help us all

[GBart]

There goes the dry cleaning industry.

[Davcom30]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[Playstation4Evar]

DO WANT :D

[allthesearetaken]

holy effin midget pissballs!

[TheMykesee]

GOT TO GET ME SOME.....

[MrTochigui]

ALIENS

[AFYaznninja24]

science. IT WORKS B*&CHES!



[AFYaznninja24]

science. IT WORKS B*&CHES!

[thexcodec]

The chocolate sold me...

[Abbe235]

Were the fuck do I order them!?

[screwlose]

how does this repel heave oils? they are also hydrophobic and would therefore actually stay on the clothing...

[YourfriendOmenBoy]

Wow, they'll create and sell anything to make money... Obsession over shoes = lol

[PKBeastmode2]

So...How do you wash it off?

[Zaptastic69]

HOW TO BUY?!

[daveiy555]

if i put this on the bottom of my shoes can i walk on water?

[vfedericox]

@daveiy555 no, youl sink, but if its a thin layer of water like when it rains, youll skate on the water

[daveabittner]

@daveiy555 Nope you will just sink faster

[SweHolme]

@daveiy555 you would reppel the water under you, that is to say fall threw it without geting wet.

[SweHolme]

@daveiy555 sorry for being such a busskill, just feelt like being jocke killing roster x-D

[raidersk8er9]

@daveiy555 False, Your weight ( atleast 20lb+ ) Will overcome the effects and will make you fall into the water, but the spray will make ur bottom of the shoes more frictional you'll fall a little bit sideways.

[rothaga2]

@raidersk8er9

If I treated the shoes with the substance, and just set them on some water, they'd not move? This is also assuming the shoes are more dense than water, and would normally sink.

[rickardheterjag]

@daveiy555 nope



[O0oSorousho0O]

@daveiy555 You'd need a large surface area for your feet but you might as well just get a surf board lol.

[tehpuschis]

where can i get this??

[MasterOfAudioSurf]

What will happen if you attempt to drink it?

[RamboJesusFTW]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY DOSH!

[uda911]

OMg no need to wash clothes and now I can takes shower with socks on, thank you Jesus.

[RoryY0]

If I put this on my car's windscreen will I never need wipers again?

[drakvir]

@RoryY0 yes

[thedeviantguy]

@RoryY0 ... my god. that is the best Idea I have ever see.

[sebsabrony]

Spray in mouth.

Let drooling and dry mouth commence.

[loonystewart]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[meetyourfate192]

I have so many questions. If you apply this to clothing, how would you then wash your clothes? This doesn't say it blocks dirt. Is there a way to undo its effects so you could wash your clothes? I don't understand how a toilet plunger staying dry prevents bacteria from getting on it, bacteria could still transfer from the water to the plunger while it's in the toilet, couldn't it? Naturally, I'm incredibly intrigued, I'm only asking because I really want to know.

[wunderofwaffles]

@meetyourfate192 Bacteria can't survive in dry enviroments...go to school...

[Zargogo]

What if you drink it?

[Sidhu03]

i bet Moses parted the red sea with this

[Sidhu03]

what would happen if you coat yourself in this and jump in the ocean?

[HOLIMOUNT]

SCIENCE¡¡¡¡¡¡

[Beholderification]

Shut up and take my money!

[Xehanator]

outside of all condoms should be sprayed with this

[LetsDanceeeeee]

What a waste of chocolate syrup. :(

[adamant4Christ]

How will gangstas arbitrarily start fights if no one can scuff their shoes?

[tauempirekid]

WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC?!!!

[SuperCgarcia]

mind=shit

[Espadanegative43]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[franciscojavierm]

I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening

[linkiusknight]

@franciscojavierm

Oh! I see what you did there!

[franciscojavierm]

@linkiusknight +1000 internets

[delaimo13]

@franciscojavierm Throw harder, damn you! HARDER!!!

[sweetemonster]

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS

[hurrrrrdur]

@sweetemonster It actually wont be available for the general public till about 2012. Sad but for a product like this i will wait.

[yourlordandmaster93]

@hurrrrrdur You are aware that New Year's already happened, right?

[bgconder]

Isn't Rain X similar to this?

[IamDerpp]

If you spray it on your clothes how are you suppsost to wash them

[ImSecretlyNinja]

@IamDerpp But will you still need to wash it, if it won't stain, get dirty or get sweaty?

[Dangit2019]

What if you poured it in a glass of water?

[knightpal]

@Dangit2019 God help us.

[DJGreenscreen]

@Dangit2019 Fool, you might as well divide by zero while you're at it. Please, don't doom us all.

[ZombiePowerDrink]

How do I buy this I cant find it for sale.

[nicky349349]

magic *snort* *snort*

[michaelcruz192]

1. spray it on your clothes and body 2. go in a pool 3. get out and see people's reactions

[Bannedforfun]

I remember a really really old donald duck comic about this.

[Superlocoman8]

memebase :)

[helpnxt]

what would happen if you made the bottom of a pool super hydrophobic and then filled it?!?!?!?

[InsideOutN]

GUYS LISTEN NO WAIT GUYS SRSLY GUYS GUYS SRSLY HEY GUYS LISTEN UP GUYS WHAT IF NO WAIT GUYS WHAT IF WHAT IF YOU SPRAYED THAT ON WATER?

[kiathedead1]

SHOVING 20S IN MY CD DRIVE DOES NOTHING D:

[kiathedead1]

I TRIED EVERYTHING FROM SHOVING 20S IN MY CD DRIVE TO DEATH THREATS TO MY COMPUTER HURRY UP AND PUT THIS IN STORES!

[CanadianStereotype]

Douche bags at the pool will never have to bring their gel to the pool again!

[Astrapogiannos14]

Looks like the leidenfrost effect.

[beatenlife]

I DEMAND THIS PRODUCT IMMEDIATLY.

[alexthemint]

IM THROWING MONEY AT MY SCREEN BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!!!

[lordbozidar]

WANT !!