Man, I just can't stand videos that are like, "Hey, heres some videos that are much funnier on their own, but let me make some awful jokes in between clips and re-cut the videos so that I can get some awful reaction shots of me. It'll be all good because I'm hot."
Seriously, when does real humor or talent start being more important than boobs?
I loooved that video! one of the best one&TBPSQUOs I&TBPSQUOve seen in a long time on yotube! I can&TBPSQUOt wait to show it to all my friends, there gonna love it as much as I did.
DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids
Ya know I tried that I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhoea workout for 2 weeks solid and found that I actually reached my target weight - I sincerely recommend it for anyone trying to lose a few pounds. I'm anxiously awaiting the sequel; I have a fissure the size of Manhattan.
so we need badly therapy? like every Youtube Live happening would be group therapy for Youtubers? :-P aslong it doesnt give me diarrhea, its fine with me. :-)
hahahaha ok and like i said, it would be my honor to hang out with the poptub crew and toss a few back with the cameras off (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more! :P)
bring that diarrhea to orlando and we can get mickey drunk. oh i'll have tequilla alrighty you betcha! :P you peeeps need a road trip, i can smell it!
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs.
They should have her make fun of a video... You know her as Britney spears. something funny like that. xDxD her doing a video like that would be funny. not just Britney tho.
OMG! That diarrhea video is so bizarre. It's like, do say what? Why are you announcing this to the world via song and dance? I wonder if Japanese people think life is a musical in England/ the United States. That would be funny. They move here and start to sing their medical issues to doctors... oh funny.
Now I'm just rambling on and on; it's time to stop.
lame.
MillBelater 1 year ago
Man, I just can't stand videos that are like, "Hey, heres some videos that are much funnier on their own, but let me make some awful jokes in between clips and re-cut the videos so that I can get some awful reaction shots of me. It'll be all good because I'm hot."
Seriously, when does real humor or talent start being more important than boobs?
shibby71790 1 year ago 3
@shibby71790 if you don't like this than you absolutely hate ray william johnson
plane700 1 year ago
I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
emu196532 2 years ago
You Ruined "IHABCOD!"
How is that even possible???????????
TheCottonTop 2 years ago 3
That better be a Pepsi logo and not an Obama thing.
This shit is WEAK!
Your shit is WIZZEEK
TheCottonTop 2 years ago
the diarrhea thing made my day haha
HeavenFort 2 years ago
This song was on Weebls stuff a while ago
Samlovestotoro 2 years ago
no one can beat the diarrhea!
xSangel99X 2 years ago
u guys r fn funny as F*@K !!!
shortcrazylirpa 2 years ago
I have a bad case of diahhrea!!!!
HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG
paradigmSkate 2 years ago
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1. copy and paste
2. send this to 2 other videos.
3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
5. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND
KornbreadwithaK 2 years ago
LAIAR
macic666dp 2 years ago
I understood none of that 3 minutes.
mhaneline 2 years ago 2
I dont love you, I nothing you
Masterfuryx 2 years ago
This lady reminds me of Chelsea Handler.
bigpopparamma 2 years ago
i have a bad case of diahherea!
respectyourman 2 years ago 3
great ideas 4 YTPs :)
keepup32323 3 years ago
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id fuck her ass sooo hard
Dman5791 3 years ago
scorchi18 ur fucking scaring me bitch im scared to death know
cutieboo12345 3 years ago
I loooved that video! one of the best one&TBPSQUOs I&TBPSQUOve seen in a long time on yotube! I can&TBPSQUOt wait to show it to all my friends, there gonna love it as much as I did.
Chick6517 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids
scorchi18 3 years ago
I'd like to tickle her elmo... ;)
egrimnes 3 years ago 5
hysterical-especially the elmo part!
joyful1205 3 years ago
Hey Thor! Sounds like a party!! Ain't no party like a POPTUB Party!! Bring it on! :) How's Florida treatin ya?
mariagsansone 3 years ago
That song will give me nightmares. LOL
scotsmanlerxt 3 years ago
The odds of me watching the pooping elmo just 1 week prior is soo ironic...
NHLgod37 3 years ago
you know you love me xoxo.LOL
GEO3535 3 years ago
I have a bad case of diarrhea.... Ohhh.... its eating my mind. NOoooooo !!!!
mac167 3 years ago
Japan. Superior.
Someone alert /b/
BringbackSWATcats 3 years ago
after watching that im pretty sure the worlds going to end soon...lol
krazykyle56 3 years ago
I sure hope not! :) Quack!
POPTUB 3 years ago
I freaking love Chuck Bass <3
emdawg212 3 years ago
i have a bad case of diarrhea
MACINTOSH4444 3 years ago
kool!
bbfan240 3 years ago
I can't stop laughing @ the chinesse video!! LMAO!
EnmanuelMC 3 years ago
I think it's a japanese video ^^
ilove30rockneverdies 3 years ago
lol elmo !
ccanela666 3 years ago
SUX BIG Time Jezzzzzzzzzus christ get OFF
Bearlyhere7 3 years ago
Poptub rules. Maria, you are really awesome. by the way, Don't you think she looks like Kristen Bell (or kristen Bell looks like Maria :)?
jdtoct3 3 years ago
Yeah, that was my first impression to her! :P
RicaWinter08 3 years ago
Well they're both really pretty :)
POPTUB 3 years ago
agree, but marina is prettier :)
jdtoct3 3 years ago
was that a real video?!!??!
WilliamExists 3 years ago
umm
WilliamExists 3 years ago
Ya know I tried that I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhoea workout for 2 weeks solid and found that I actually reached my target weight - I sincerely recommend it for anyone trying to lose a few pounds. I'm anxiously awaiting the sequel; I have a fissure the size of Manhattan.
dingosatemypringles 3 years ago
I have a bad case of... QUACK!
shreddocaster 3 years ago
We're right there with you, shreddocaster!
POPTUB 3 years ago
I'm going to that diarrhea video faster than you can say "poopty peupty pants-ss."
Paulthemapguy 3 years ago
Yep, it's bound to be a classic!
POPTUB 3 years ago
lol poptube is cool tube
deesbabys 3 years ago
i have a bad case of .ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTa sorry
Redsfancoop 3 years ago
Is it serious?
POPTUB 3 years ago
I looooooooove your show!
And especially the first 9 seconds :)!
NestorGFX 3 years ago
We're all YouTube-aholics.....
POPTUB 3 years ago
amen
ZacsEpicEphemera 3 years ago
so we need badly therapy? like every Youtube Live happening would be group therapy for Youtubers? :-P aslong it doesnt give me diarrhea, its fine with me. :-)
jmarkula 3 years ago
do the robot... :)) I am wondering how many proposals has Maria until now..
OZ2YOU 3 years ago
i have a bad case of maria!
kerric123456 3 years ago
<3 POPTUB!!!@#!@!#
pooohz 3 years ago
diarreha is funny..till you have it
blazeplacid 3 years ago 3
Then it's funny for other people.
EpicFailVlog 3 years ago
lol, no one sent in submission videos did they ... ?
letsgoandhavesomefun 3 years ago
I have a bad case of... a bad case of... hold on. Back in a minute
Sairin13 3 years ago
Hahaha wow, what would I do without Poptub...
CressFerriera 3 years ago
best show on youtube for sure
Lowblowmannen 3 years ago
i have a bad case of love you maria
datoe33 3 years ago
we <3 you too :)
POPTUB 3 years ago
I have a bad case of an headache
PeteMP1992 3 years ago
ouch!
POPTUB 3 years ago
not so loud.
PeteMP1992 3 years ago
pooptub
n3wby001 3 years ago
check this awesome japanese lession out XD
watch?v=7mv-lep67uI
DM666 3 years ago
gah! I'm a youtubeholic as well
darkwaterknightress 3 years ago
same here... ;)
mikiroony 3 years ago
I love this show, you do a a great job maria!...GIMME YOUR JOB! LOL...i'm not kidding.
Gabbya2007 3 years ago
MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 3 years ago
That was waaaay too funny! hahaha!!!
katotmottgogo 3 years ago
another great update bad case of diarrhea vid was hilarious they should send it in to Pepo Bismo for their new commericial!!!! lol Ur the best Maria
fro780 3 years ago
how much time do you usually spend making a vid?
reiki94 3 years ago
We work hard all day to make these!
POPTUB 3 years ago
Hilarious!
1happiness 3 years ago 2
That was funny.... XOXO LOL
Sorry100000 3 years ago 2
how do you find these things? .. lol
For5akenD 3 years ago
By watching waaaaay too much youtube :)
POPTUB 3 years ago
This video was ALMOST perfect.
Wait, who am I kidding...
Maria doing the robot and singing about diarrhea IS PERFECTION!
jdjdbig 3 years ago
Never perfect... We'll always keep trying to get better!
POPTUB 3 years ago
lol
izzybelle05 3 years ago
hahahaha ok and like i said, it would be my honor to hang out with the poptub crew and toss a few back with the cameras off (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more! :P)
themightythor1212 3 years ago 2
you da bomb sansone!
themightythor1212 3 years ago
bring that diarrhea to orlando and we can get mickey drunk. oh i'll have tequilla alrighty you betcha! :P you peeeps need a road trip, i can smell it!
themightythor1212 3 years ago
you're on! mee mee mee " I have a bad case of diariahh, i has a bad case of ...."
themightythor1212 3 years ago
lol i think poptub has a robot that replies back im sure its plotting to take over the world......
diablogo5 3 years ago
you're right diablogo5, i am a robot...
to take over the world...
actually, it's just a new artificial intelligence iphone app. everyone will have it soon...
POPTUB 3 years ago
hi my name is thor and i am a touyube machaholic, but i swear i havent been tubing at all today, i can give it up, i am not addicted i swear!
themightythor1212 3 years ago
that last clipped looked my colon after a night of drinking with that sansone chick!
themightythor1212 3 years ago
hey thor! haven't seen you since we shared drinks at the hilton in fisherman's wharf at youtubelive!
hope you're awesome as always
POPTUB 3 years ago
i am ready to drink when ever you are slacker, just say where and when and i will bring the tequilla and we can sing the japanese song together! :P
themightythor1212 3 years ago
Keep coming back, Maria. YouTube works if you work it.
ColevanFilms 3 years ago
I just love the way you way xoxo
themusingsofmike 3 years ago
I love you XOXO
nasty13NZ 3 years ago
hi poptub say something back to me
scisslehannd22 3 years ago
something!
POPTUB 3 years ago
r u a computer machine that just randomly comments back
or a human??
scisslehannd22 3 years ago
totally a computer. but i ask you, can a computer understand this strange thing that you humans call 'love'
POPTUB 3 years ago
I'm on YouTube way to much, and about three quarters of that time it's from watching to much POPTUB!!!
Awesome as always, keep up the amazing work. :"P
0nett 3 years ago
There's such a thing as too much POPTUB?? C'mon... I bet you can take some more....
POPTUB 3 years ago
lolx!!!!!!!!!!!! so funyy haha
ToTaLYAwEsOm 3 years ago
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bambam30241 3 years ago
Me and my kitty Spot love you!! xoxo
I love the diarrhea singers and dancers.
dankitti 3 years ago
You should make a vid with your kitty dancing to the diarrhea song! That would be awesome.
POPTUB 3 years ago
Aww I'm so sorry to see that you have diareaha,but remember,
NAUSUA
HEARTBURN
INDEJESTION
UPSET STOMACHE
DIAREAHA
PEPTO!!!!!!:) -Get better!!
Bosnia1813 3 years ago
We're sponsored by Pepsi, not Pepto. You think that will work? LOL!
POPTUB 3 years ago
Uhh sure,yeah lol!!!
Bosnia1813 3 years ago
I think the funniest part of the Japanese clip is the fact that she wants an ambulance for diarrhea
richis109 3 years ago
Well, if it's bad enough...
POPTUB 3 years ago
This has to be your best video Maria... Oh and I Love You!
wabbadabbaflamazoo 3 years ago
This is one of our favs too!
Is there anything funnier than having a bad case of diarrhea?
POPTUB 3 years ago
Rofl the best! I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
wabbadabbaflamazoo 3 years ago
The diarrhea video is hilarious!
and I love Chuck Bass too.
xoxo
madamefaith 3 years ago
If Chuck Bass did the diarrhea dance, the world would be in order.
POPTUB 3 years ago
I can't believe Maria did the diarrhea dance. :-) She rocks! And how do they find these strange videos?
paul02144 3 years ago
We watch a loooooot of youtube....
POPTUB 3 years ago
Maria is hot too! ever think of hosting this show in a bikini?
dmtjfl 3 years ago
This is the first time I have ever seen a poptub video and I had to subscribe! this video was quacking hilarious!
dmtjfl 3 years ago
Welcome to the family! We'll keep trying to make you laugh!
POPTUB 3 years ago
i have a bad case of poptub addiction :S you're like my rss for youtube
KabbishComics 3 years ago
Don't fight the addiction....
POPTUB 3 years ago
where in god's name do you find these videos
ianmeister9 3 years ago
we watch a lot of youtube. a lot. i mean, really a lot...
you have no idea....
POPTUB 3 years ago
and yet have you watched The Flying Turtle?
bobjenz 3 years ago
XOXO :-D
andreous7 3 years ago
OMG, the Japanese Diarrhea commercial made me think of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine show LOL! God I loves me my poptub.
julianp0e 3 years ago
lol! Maria doing the robot!
hauterali 3 years ago
She's a natural 4 sure.
POPTUB 3 years ago
lol
pinitaacaramelada 3 years ago
lol the elmo video was funny lol
brodis2 3 years ago
haha love how you started up this video on poptub, great content on all the videos.
xxMirokuJrxx 3 years ago
I have a bad case of Diarrhea
12Medbe 3 years ago
Great, now I got that damn song stuck in my head! I got a bad case of.. Damnit!
Lol!
koteczku 3 years ago
It's been stuck in our heads for days now....
POPTUB 3 years ago
They should have her make fun of a video... You know her as Britney spears. something funny like that. xDxD her doing a video like that would be funny. not just Britney tho.
zzkinnardzz 3 years ago
Anyone got any PEPTO for POPTUB?
0.o <--OH SHIZNIT!
mybigimagination 3 years ago
Guess what? I'm a "YouTube-aholic" too, and I could not be more proud of it!! See ya!! ;P
Jamal
smashbro1999 3 years ago
the first minute of this video: blah blah blah wa wa wa . then poptub started
DarkDennis1961 3 years ago
my favorite part was big bird's big terd roflmao
Ricardo5518 3 years ago
ya maria we do love you and you are so beautiful and gorgeous
Hummerfan87 3 years ago
those songs are weak! haha, i bet they have hollywood writers.
my maria sansone song is pretty good but damn, i can't record it until my voice is better!
stay tuned poptub!
BRANSCOMBEx 3 years ago
Keep us posted :) Quack!
POPTUB 3 years ago
The Elmo video is cute! xD
Junjoukaren 3 years ago
OMG! That diarrhea video is so bizarre. It's like, do say what? Why are you announcing this to the world via song and dance? I wonder if Japanese people think life is a musical in England/ the United States. That would be funny. They move here and start to sing their medical issues to doctors... oh funny.
Now I'm just rambling on and on; it's time to stop.
Alex =]
alex12081 3 years ago 2
I can't believe this is real...Holy crap thats the funniest thing of the new year so far!!!
meyerd1 3 years ago
What shall 2009 bring?? Thanks for watching!! Quack!
POPTUB 3 years ago
shes rly pretty and her energy makes it cool too
mail062000 3 years ago 2
I want to go to Japan now. It looks a lot more interesting over there.
Davenergy 3 years ago
rofl diariah
djnoreg 3 years ago
lol
hillbilly1bob 3 years ago
I didnt get one...Diarrhea :-P
And ys, im holic.. Maria holic. ;-)
jmarkula 3 years ago
LOL! great video.
^_^
MMfan4u 3 years ago
I'M a Poptub and Maria a-holic! I LOVE YOU GUYS!
TransformersMatrix 3 years ago
Thanks so much! You rock! Quack!
POPTUB 3 years ago
I have a bad case of diarrhea ! hahahahahahaa
xdjamila 3 years ago
funy
superhotdude1010 3 years ago
lol
lizXoX2008 3 years ago
I have a bad case of diarrhea, HAHA I LOVED IT
winkpolve 3 years ago
lol
the101of411 3 years ago
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!!! Love it!
oscardaone 3 years ago
lol funny
kennyleeme 3 years ago
lolz.
TurkishEgg 3 years ago
this is quacking amazing
hoboclown42 3 years ago
"Quacking"...still LOVE it :) Quack!
POPTUB 3 years ago
wtffffffffff
BalooDumptruck 3 years ago
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!!!
pivotmasterRL 3 years ago 4
GREAT
boomingbullet 3 years ago
LOL XOXO!!
ClintonG5 3 years ago
haha, wooow the elmo thing is hilarious!
Slyth66 3 years ago
2nd view ya
robsmagic 3 years ago
First Comment, great video!
GorutyBlandfov 3 years ago
yayy! first comment! great video =]
lacrosse24KT 3 years ago