Twilight - ATTACK OF THE RETARDED FLYING CIRCUS VAMPIRES

[hipeeps0022]

i like pie and twilight is so sucky that they are suckier than miley cyrus games with flaming dora's flying on a hot dog bun

[zafara1222]

Twilight summed up in 1 minute and 26 seconds XD

[AntiHero12109]

the thing thats most retarded is this video.

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

lol made my day

[michael12533]

Kinky...

[TheZimReaper321]

u suck I love twilight. i hate ppl who make fun of it.

[Twistedimagination12]

@TheZimReaper321 And we hate posers who like poser monsters. Get a real novel to read.

[PrivetCyan]

@TheZimReaper321 i think the reson most people dont like it is becuz its making fun of classic horror movie monsters that are ment to scare and makeing them sparkling 106 year old lipstick wearing fags

[cunneto2912]

lmao they glow in sunlight hahaha thats so retarded

[jojowholuvr]

HAHAHAHAHAHALMFAOOO i should be studying but idc, and linkin park rocks, but twilight sucks :D XDDD

[ggthejet]

TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS

enough said

[9tehk1ll3r]

how can u name ur accont linking park sucks !!!!!

[xr0ckd011x]

@9tehk1ll3r Not to mention the fact they spelt it LINKING PARK rather than Linkin Park....the homos... lol

[KMSigler]

LOLZ Billy Hill theme XD

[RunningRogue]

Retarded flying circus . . .

*cackles wildly*

Crap. I have a paper to write.

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­a

This song really fits in hahaha they should have put this instead of MUSE...(why is MUSE part the soundtrack!!!!!!!)

WOW! You really cracked me up with this vid.

You made my day!

KUDOS

Twilight sucks!!!

[Bryannagirl1996]

this is funny but it does not suck one bit

[SmithyGCN]

That isn't Tigger, it's Hobbes.

[tailsluvr]

I like twilight but this made me laugh :) gratz cuz i never laugh at stuff like this

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

<3 the comments. vell done on the vid too.

[KiaraCullen7]

If Twilight sucks so much then why do you bother making a video of it?? idk..just curious

[newfoundspartan]

Because Twilight is just one of those series that's really fun to make fun of.

[eidius1989]

because retards like KiaraCullen married to a fictional trans sexual need to open their eyes since they will be leading the world as the next generation and btw i can make this vid in 15 mints

[KiaraCullen7]

Ok :)

[ivgotvertigo]

Sorry he interrupted your Edward Cullen late night obsession adventures.

[SilverVulpine]

I think Stephanie Meyer was listening to "Yakety Sax" the whole time while writing "Twilight." XD

[imtehredpowerranger]

Stephenie Meyer just ruined vampires, theyre meant to be badass not queer -.-'

[fatalrob0t]

XDDD THIS IS GREAT! XDDD

[KittyKhaosx]

lmfao I love Twilight, but this is funny.

[YesIm10]

0:35 she should have just kept that up until edward came and saved her xD

[chickennuggetmobile]

Twilight is a fail of epic proportions.

1. It promotes necrophilia

2. It is an insult to all vampire novels, and movies.

3. It is Stephenie Meyer's sexual fantasy.

The series is so tremendously tedious. I have friends who walk around like they have Edward Cullen shoved up their asses, and other friends who try to be like Bella.

[imtehredpowerranger]

:D So true

[LoveRebelMusic]

I LuV TwiLigHt so StFu!!! <<Dis 2 all d pplz who HATE twilight!!! :(

[YesIm10]

The way you type makes me want to kill someone..

[imtehredpowerranger]

Lol guess what, I hate twilight.

Make me shut up :D

[YesIm10]

I am 12 years old, I liked the books to some extent but I seriously hate the movie. When I saw it I was like "What the fuck is this shit.."

I don't like the books that much anymore because of all the stupid fangirls who think that twilight is the shit, once in school I was reading a harry potter book and some girl walks up and says "Read twilight, its better"

I hate everyone who likes the twilight movie better than the books...

[imtehredpowerranger]

U need to be 13 to have an account :D

[YesIm10]

But Youtube doesn't know that :D

[imtehredpowerranger]

Fair enough xP

[Alexandraghost]

To tell you the truth I thought the movie was better than the book and that's saying something. Vampires are ruined forever. Great job on the video.

[19AKF93]

fucking wrong, the book is way better than the movie, this movie was serious ass low budget shit and an insult to vampires

[Alexandraghost]

I'm sorry but the book is an insult to all vampires.

[darkthunderex]

twilight does suck

[laclavicie]

Yeah the glitter part was one of those WTF moments, as well as the vampire baseball. I burst out laughing in both scenes, Twilight is truly awful. one of the few movies where you actually hope that the "bad guys" kill the "good" ones in a really sick cruel sick way. I really can't think of any better way to destroy the vampire genre than making a movie with a freaking glitter vampire.

[RGTV32]

rofl so random

[SniperStoleMyCoke]

Twilight was awful. Vampire's burn in the sun, they don't glitter..

[avaster]

At least it wasn't as bad as the book. there was not even a fight described. So really, the plot was weak. And that's just one tiny reason why the series sucks. I could go on for hours and hours, but I don't want to waste time scowling twilight fans, because they are as brainless as Bella or Stephanie Meyer(Author of the book).

[poisonalice]

Is this music from the Benny Hill show?  LOL.

[linkingparksucks]

yeah

[parescuel]

0:35 to 0:54

XD!!!!

[dave783]

This won BEST FIGHT SCENE over The Dark Knight? Whst the hell?

Thats like saying Tyson vs a no name jobber is better than Ali vs Frasier.

[torpedotoad]

dood i know i was watchin that to!! i bout pissed on my tv i was so mad!!!

[thegreattotemaster]

@dave783

Saying that the fight scene in Twi-shite is better than the ones in The Dark Knight is like saying that the special effects in Mega-Piranha are better than the ones in Avatar:

Utterly. And completely. Wrong.

[KittyKhaosx]

You're an idiot. Twilight is better than your little crappy video.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Uh... no it isn't. In fact it's worse than most of anything ever written or put to film. Yes, that includes 'Hobgoblins'. And I'll have you know, that's some huge FAIL you've got there.

[madcowyup]

Go run to your little sparkly vampire cult instead of wasting time on the internet, then.

[PlainSimpleGarak]

Twilight + Benny Hill... shit, I think it's funny :D

[princesszetsubou]

If there is anything worse than the movie, it's this video. If you're going to ridicule something, do it with style.

And yes twilight was rather sucky.

[ironcanopener]

ok twilight doesnt suck it was ok but i really dont understand being obsessed with twighlight??!! i mean what the fuck and by the way this video sucks!

[Hickadooola]

god this movie and the whole book series suck major ass. they're a complete discrace to the vampire name and history. and edward sparkles only to show us that he's a fagot (not that we did'nt already know). and anyway this stupid ass movie and books are brainwashing girls out there. the fucker looks like he has micheal jacksons plastic surgeon for gods sake! Bram Stokers Dracula is a REAL vampire book and movie!

[mrpunchline]

Pale skin, figity, annoying, sneaking in someones house while their asleep, that's not a vampire, thats's a crackhead!

[thebexx]

the originators of the word vampire should be allowed to sue SMeyer for falsely advertising their word

[SeeleyBooth]

hehe. You made my day.

[thesacredbeast2000]

ok for all fucktarded twilight fans let me tell you something edward cullin is not a vampire vampires dont sparkle the laws set by the first vampire and author who wrote it bram stokers dracula incase youre head is that far up youre ass anywase the law is sun = dead vampire sun dose not = sparkles it dosent matter how as long as vampire dies in sun also have you morons not noticed that the entire book is about how beutiful sparkles is why dont you just go read a damn fabio book

[thedafool]

To all that will defend Twilight and claim it to be a good vampire movie.

Vampires do not Glitter in the sun.

Now remove your tweenage fandom from your anus and you can now see the light.

Now go watch 60 days and Nights or something..

[Typo411]

don't let them see the light! THEY WILL SPARKLE!!!!

[Banjokazooiemaster]

UR MOM SUCKS

TWILIGHT FTW

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

TWILIGHT IS GODAWFUL.

YOU SUCK.

[lovestreetlucy]

I liked Twilight. And I am a big fan of vampires! Always loved them. My biggest favourites are Bam Stroker`s and an Interview with a vampire (amongst others). But I have actually added Twilight to that list. Twilight brings something really original to the vampire world. Also, a more realistic way of seeing vampires. People should really read the books before speaking. The first book/movie is only the beginning, and kind of boring compared to what`s to come:)

[TheJoshuaBook]

Anyway, Interview with a vampire is the shit compared to this crap, the only good thing of this movie (besides its credit roll) is the song supermassive black hole by muse, the rest, well

[laclavicie]

My thought exactly. "supermassive black hole" is the only descent thing in the entire god awful movie, but it was ruined by that nauseating vampire baseball scene. i can't listen to that song anymore without thinking about that atrocious part.

[SpecialHelmet]

That car should have decked the special snowflake like a bug to the windshield.

[xEvilFighterx]

i think twilight wasnt the best vampire movie but it also wasnt the worst

and also its mainly targeted towards girls i think so there wont be any blood ang gore

LINKIN PARK ROCKS!!!!

[SpecialHelmet]

Twilight is only targeted towards girls without brains and thinks clingy men are hot who looks like the smoke pot.

[vermillionchocola]

haha

[samtoad3]

hahaha!!!!! Twilight really does suck donkey bawls!!!!! its so freakin GAY!!!!

[backinblack12]

your username sucks

1/5

[Jenthecrazygirl]

I...LOVE...YOU!! :D

[ChazyChazs90]

LOL! Cool video xD I'm laughing out loud!!

[YurpProds]

U ALL SUCKS! this movie sucks the most

[who2really1cares39]

the twilight MOVIE did suck!

[piedye2]

hahaha.... UR NAME SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! LINKIN PARK ROCKS

[twistedwiskers7]

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