The Chuck Norris show featuring the National Lampoon ...

[skyrimfan11111]

black men can jump up on top of swing sets chuck noris can jump up on top of the empire state bulding

[MrAzrancher]

When ghosts sit around the campfire they tell Chuck Norris stories....

[negamegalegatl000099]

472,000 is mah

[ledfrog]

Your flag is hanging backwards. The stars should always be in the left corner. ;)

[rikgales123]

rap music was created when chucks hart started beating

[robi3366]

there were the pope,chuck norris and jesus. they had to cross the lake. goes the pope and doesnt make it. goes chuck norris and makes it. jesus also makes it. jesus asked chuck norris : did you tell the pope about the underwater bridge ?and chuck norris said : what bridge ?

[ZizouRoulette]

Chuck Norris' bat is the only bat that can make a monkey sound

[123imadoofus]

some people wear super man pj's, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[MrKira447]

@123imadoofus chuck norris fell of a plane 2 times, one was at hiroshima and the second time at nagasaki...

[joshua4337]

I would stab him..yeay i guess i would

[MrMobbydick12]

fuck u 

[dikkebom]

chuck norris go play mw2 :p

[BeefLoverMan]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a seat for Chris Hansen.

[start662]

Chuck norris would pown Jeff by only using his mind.

[PsycReaper]

chuck norris sucks

[Justzim27]

Chuck can kill u in a second...Just remember that.

[JediKnightNahom]

"Uh chuck were only using one camera"

"where is it jeffery?"

"Uh to ur right chuck Chuck turns to his left

"oh jesus christ"

[nik0lhc]

there was no big bang

chuck norris created himself

[frak6666]

Attila the hun was the son of chuck norris

[JuniorProducer1996]

If you were chuck norris there would be a bulge in your pants....and by bulga i mean the seams would be tearing from holding in too much norris-chachkeys

[victorsalmim]

Chuck Norris Jumped by bung jump,without rope

Chuck Norris already played the "one or two" of two, and won

When Jesus said, "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "please ask!

[Terminator6385]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris... is still the best.

[stonekid156]

if chuck norris sees this idk what will happen lol

[XAzureAngelX]

What's the name of the song that starts to play on 3:17

[Cablo102]

Chuck Norris (Lampoon) vs Chopper (Ronnie Johns)

[lidioss]

you r the number one chuk yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[darkoddrules]

Until next week he's Chuck Norris.

[MrTKmasster]

its not fake and gay its misleading and bysectuaul

[nalli77]

This Chuckin' Show Is So Chuckin´ Hilarious love it:) And btw every one knows if Chuck Norris wants an opinion hell beat it out of people. hahahahah

[seath64]

wrong hair much?

[milkwasabadchoice131]

HE DIDNT SAY TOWEL OFF

[auctionmusic]

the flag is hanging backwards......

[verycrazyghoul]

fake. lame. fail. shit

[kingkenibus]

of course its fake its a parody, its comedy not reality

[HyeHittler316]

YEP, ITS FAKE AND GAY

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

roflol Raywilliam much ey? ..xDDD

[leverton00]

chuck norris's beard is barbed wire dipped in acid and is held together by the souls of baby's and puppy's.

[TheRogueMonk]

this is not even funny

[mattm12124]

they once made a chuck norris toilet paper.

but it didnt work because chuck norris doesnt take shit from anyone

[Cr1mSoNOu7LaW]

Just remember Bruce Lee did beat him

[lilbleezy777]

so true if chuck norris can do all this what can Bruce Lee do

[lightmyfire90]

chuck norris count to the infinit twice!!!!

[valdak3]

how the hell do they keep making these shows?!

[camshaft2199]

chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee, not by ancestry, the man ate an effing indian

[misterchucknorris]

I did not authorize this parody...

[djdr300]

@misterchucknorris what do you mean chuck norris



[TheRoker666]

only 2 things can scratch a diamond... another diamond, and chuck norris' beard...

[LihAniaih]

Cap n Crunch doesn't cut Chuck Norris's mouth when he eats it. It cuts the Capn's mouth.

[spitfire262]

There is no evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris lets live.

Everytime Chuck Norris does press-ups the world goes down.

[JamesParish09]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep!

[joeboe42994]

he waits

[wizfriz]

why does lightning never strike twice in the same place? because chuck is looking for it.

staring at chuck for extensive amounts of time without proper equipment can result in foot sized bruises on the face and body.

[fatman10666]

1:00 lmao

[messeduppupxboxlive]

chuck norris can push through doors that say pull

[summersfield2009]

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyways

[joshgun2]

rofl

[zigshort]

lmao

[uncumtrollable]

jesus could walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land...

[superstarshoes]

hahahahahaa!!

[Emil315]

Damn xD

[GAWDclanvideos]

@uncumtrollable jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

[HaruhiLive]

The flag is hang on the wrong side......

[phiphers]

math problem...

if u r X years old, and Chuck says he is Y years older then u...

u better agree or get roundhoused on the head

[DabilahroNinja]

If chuck norris has 5 pounds and you have 5 pounds, chuck has more money than you.

[reboloantonio]

On his birthday, Chuck Norris didn't need to blow out his candles, he just yelled at them and they blew out in fear...

[lukethegreat101]

Chuck Norris is so Bad Ass he keeps a pillow under his gun.

[risingforce1958]

chuck norris once started a death metal band but they had to cancell the tour because he stage dived the croud an kicked everyones ass at the concert

[o0DarkDonnie0o]

would a wood chucker, chuck wood if a wood chucker was chuck norris?

[clanorange66]

having sex with an old vietnmense man

[twilightZonerulz]

chuck you MNG, chuck norris only did that because it was his role and he thought it would be unfair to kick the sissy's ass sixways to tuesday bitch

[MNGslmch80]

actually he got killed by bruce lee

[cheesecakechocolate]

I am now, a firm believer in Chucknorrisisim.

[memeXtine]

the world is a better, safer place now lol

[scishy]

yor welcome

[croknaw]

ur welcome

[croknaw]

fly young one

[chabab]

hahahahah lol!

go chuck yourself!

[kingchillcali]

Lol, I dont even think it could be funnier even if it was the real chuck norris.

[dino88cro]

Haha my belt is so black i call it Wesley Snipes! Hilarious xD

[mitmck]

funny shit

[Cravenhobart]

you do suck

[oilerman31]

gosh my girlfriend thinks im in love with chuck norris lol

[earthsbrawler]

r u?

[crsnena]

This shit is funny.

[TheDarkPrez]

Wow 8437 and 0 good job

[pantypasta]

or 8437 'N O'

[HaxxorsProduction]

omg you guys shouldn't make fun of chuck norris he'll come and find you and... No I'm kidding, that was hilarious, keep it up guys

[tattooed1bbw]

yay!! hey chuck, where do i get the herniator? *lol*

[jin2706]

i cant stop laughing at it,very,very,very fannyXD

[RogerMattson]

What a loser Norris is. Ha ha, very funny!

[dibolado]

nice keep em comin

[nermanater26]

this is the dumbest shit on youtube..

[USAidiotnomore]

True that

[downawang23]

chuck yeah it is

[DontPissMeOFF]

THis isnt funny... its deppresing

[archivesbc]

That's the first vid you've made that I honestly didn't like. The only part that was remotely funny was the "where's the camera?" gig, but otherwise I think you've missed a very easy target...

[AbdullaTheBotcher]

chuck norris can kick your ass with one finger

[ulaf70]

Too funny

Freaking fantastic slam on C. Norris man!! This is kind of stuff that National Lampoons used to be all about. Hope there's more where this came from. AWESOME!

[Reubenofthedead]

Fricking retard who imitates Chuck Norris. I'll roundhouse kick him in the face!

[brkncntry]

LMAO,now thats fucken humor!

[meow321456]

... BA HA HA HA "I found it Jeffery!!!"

[CrayonSmiff]

hilarious! hey check out the sound guy on the 'Space at /rundownandmccree....he's a funny cat

[Nuazuran]

flag's not backwards retards. It's being hung vertically from the left. Tilt your head to the right.

[Muntedferkin]

Why are some people so stupid =_=

[Bk3904]

chuck norris gives the same thing to everyone, pain

[rdangelo]

When the Boogey Man goes to bed he checks for Chuck Norris.

[HigherC]

Flag is backwards.

[paulner3]

hahahaha youre welcome! hahaha

[8data]

wesley snipes

that bro is the best

[pimpdalyrical]

Hurricanes are now measured in CNRHK's. Chuck Norris Round House Kicks.

[jweiss331169]

chuck norris doesnt need to have a sound man, the sound will record itself, cause if not chuck norris will roundhouse kick the sound system so hard, that even tho its an inanimate object, it will feel the pain of chuck norris

[cottenswab9000]

thats probably the dumbest comment on here. lol. but i cant stop laghing at it. XD

[jweiss331169]

uhh... thx

[jdw4883]

pretty funny, flag is backwards though

[DBLNOUGHTSPY]

Hilarious! Awesome Chuck Norris ! Hardest i've laughed at National Lampoon stuff since the magazine. Give us more Lemings comedy ! Will be watching for the whole Lemmings web show !

[Grebon]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a toolkit to make repairs around the house, because Chuck Norris is a big enough tool to handle any job!

[FBFdressageriderFBF]

IDIOTS

let chuck kick you butt!

[KakashiHatake103]

chuck norris died 10 years ago, death is just afraid to tell him

[decogeko]

WHAT i saw him on a commercial for total gym!

[KakashiHatake103]

on your SATs if you put chuck norris as every answer you will score 100%

[KakashiHatake103]

when chuck norris falls in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

[airsoftguy111]

chuck norris is a homo. this vid is awsome.

[Reubenofthedead]

you suck

[snelschiet]

brilliant...

[floveve]

chuck noris owns all!

[shiresville]

Haha :)

[Baromegato]

This guy looks nothing like Chuck Norris!

You've insulted Chuck Norris!

He's after you now!

However, if you get an oar, you will be safe, as oars are Chuck Norris' Kryptonite.

[imneji]

Chuck Norris impregnated me.

[ComedyLiker23]

Awesome Chuck Norris Impression!

[smartiesadrian]

God said, "Let there be light."

Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."

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Chuck Norris doesn't need the periodic table.

He has the element of surprise.

ROFLMAO (:

[hoodiejames]

chuck norris isn't hung like a horse.

horses are hung like chuck norris.

[darkgear6]

chuck norris can kill jesus if he wanted to

[hoodiejames]

chuck norris IS jesus.

learn your norris.

[gumpy00]

lmao

[FLCProductions]

lol

[mytoecold]

Babies.

[twomanriot]

CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!

[PivotDZ]

Awesome!