Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

[MrThetrampolinekid]

on average, how many pounds of crack do you smoke daily?

[isphus]

Flashlights! Or those light things to tie around your head, or night vision goggles or anything to fight at night.

[xXslizer]

plz reply cuz i dont wana be a zombie is there annything a 12 year old kid can get his nands on i dont think anny of my mums kichen knifs will help plz reply

[NAMEHERE145]

im gonna hope he means ballistic gell models when he says "test subjects"

[NAMEHERE145]

(sig sauer)

[NAMEHERE145]

p226 is my favorite sidearm

[theChon100]

Dude how are you going to carry all THAT!

[Deuce552944]

Here is a science lesson for you guys....

Dead things dont have working hearts, organs, blood, etc. Therefore blood/dust cannot be pumped through the DEAD and DECAYING body, and without the blood to power the muscles and organs then that shit WONT happen or be able to move. There, so those of you who were like WTF? when they saw this video like me, i have put your minds to rest so HA! Oh and dont rape things man its bad and dont kill your family/friend. once you kill everyone then its just U!

[FrenziedCalm]

@Deuce552944 - when i turn into a zombie im gonna enjoy eating your brain like a watermelon...

[asoto157dude]

00:28 you hear a scream for help from one of his test subjects

[FrenziedCalm]

@asoto157dude - no no no, thats just my cat, please ignore it.

[asoto157dude]

Phscopathic crazy person

[zskids101]

Nice vid

[Jeffman232]

He has a test subject in the room with him! listen and :28

[Jeffman232]

zombie rape? What in the blue donkey shit is wrong with you!!! I dont think the president would see a fucking murderer and zombie rapist alcholic

[gabeisepic]

1st off your a fucking lunatic, you want to fucking rape zombies....AND you would fuckingturn on your OWN FAMILY MEMBERS, and what the fuck do you mean"test subjects" are you fucking killing people?? as you can see here folks there are some things worse then zombies..so please watch your back, help if you can, and we must take this opertunity of this apocolypse of killing off these sick fat fucks. Good hunting and God Bless Us All.

[HelltownKidd]

very nice weapons but got a few news flashes for ya here bro. theres no way in hell you can carry all of these at once. basically one riffel, one shotty, a few pistols, and a big blade like your gladius or a machette and plenty of ammo, rope, fire. remember, blades dont need reloading! and also, do not try to molotov a zombie horde...they will burn slow and then youve got flaming zombies...also, dont drink every day during zombies...you need to be fully consious. so theres a few tips from meh.

[eldrewto55]

No food? Water? Medical supplies?

[mahalo2121]

Idk how u accualy think that there's really gonna be a zombie apocalypse

[HommieRobert]

Are you sure you should be handling a weapon of any type...

[robomanism]

wuts a cockulation lol

[robomanism]

umm is it just me or does this guy sound like a sociopath or what

[kbl2190]

what the fuck does he mean test subject???? is this dude fuckin killin ppl

[bowwow1234151]

What type of subjects?

[grinderrn]

Rule number three is a hoax - alcohol turns into sugar in the bloodstream or is kept in the liver. Geez.

[halsgamingedventure]

um what you mean my test subjects like i hope not people

[Mr44cod]

holy $hit dude ur gunna survive. i will to we have a M1-A and other weapons

[FreakReaction1]

Dude your gonna get arrested, EVERYONE CAN HEAR PEOPLE BEGGING FOR HELP IN THE BACK GROUND!!!!!!

[FreakReaction1]

Did anyone else hear someone scream help at 28-29 seconds!

[FreakReaction1]

What do you mean by "Test Subjects"?!?!?!?!?!?!? And watch your the first to go!

[MINECRAFTmajic]

did i hear not the police at 7:41

[coreyeisermann]

any you wonder why America is so fucked up.. still awesome man haha

[THE13EARJEW]

I hope no one died trying a 9mm or a .35 Remington in a SIG....

[MrWhatabuzzkill]

ok. so let me guess. all of those guns knives ammo and beer is gona be ultra light and instead of lugging it around in a backpack your gonna load all of your expensive military guns that you completely over payed for into your 1 mile to the gallon SUV and try to just drive around untill you run out of ammo and you will be freaking out and while you re crying a zombie will come up behind you and eat you flesh. i see too many flaws in your zombie survival plan. good luck.

[thatc00lfatguy]

dont forget walkie talkies

[thatc00lfatguy]

the thing is in england it will be hard to survive cos we dont have all these weapon shops but i have two guns but ammo is an issue

[ThePanda1709]

Right on dude.

[playfullydeadly98]

did anyone else hear that noise in the begining?

[SPR4YAz]

You still dont have a chainsaw!!!!

[7254bryce]

@SPR4YAz chainsaws are too loud and need gas,crank one up and a horde of zombies will come after you.

[USARangers2616]

Wow this dude is idiot

[USARangers2616]

He said he uses them on living test subject wtf

[snipa298]

0.30 for 24/7... say good bye to your liver!

[ChristianTARD]

my question is what did u test on? lmfao where they black?

[rmartin930]

Love the homemade bludgeons. That's some really creative $hit. You're not serious about chambering .35 Rem in any of those pistols, though, are you? You know that's not going to work, and neither is trying to interchange .357 Sig with 9mm. Keep it real, bro ;-)

[FrenziedCalm]

@rmartin930 - yeah, love my bludgeons! Oh, and if you want to shoot magnums in your 357 SIG, i found some 8mm rem mags that fit perfectly and were on sale for a song! You have to single load them though...

[iFish88]

"Ask them for what I need to kill a zombie?" So that they'll know I'm The sucker to buy some expensive shit..how about this sir untouchable, come my way with anything less than that A.R and I bet my Five Seven proves your perfected kit flawed...sell your camera and alcohol and do some more prep work while you have time

[IsolationInstigation]

Damn, as a Canadian I feel at a disadvantage considering all our gun laws, we're sitting ducks in a zombie apocalypse. I guess it's back to the good ol' blade and bow.

[jackdagreb]

What were his test subjects?......

[TheFuneralPyre]

dude... this video makes me want to hang out with you on a daily basis. hahaha. one of the rules should be.... ALWAYS HAVE A REDNECK WITH YOU! Seriously... every zombie apocalypse group needs 1 redneck (just 1... more than that will destroy the group).

[mummoforce]

hahaha disinfecting alcohol levels :D You know that disinfective liquids alcohol persentage is 99%? Besides think about it, if your blood was so toxic it would kill bacteria it would kill your body's own bacteria and all cells as well. But I guess that was just a joke about drinking habits ;D

[RandomZace]

you for got the peelz!

[perezricky24]

@frenziedcalm for dumb americans yes but for smart americans no. That's why gun laws are always trying to be enforced because of idiots making videos using terms like "test subject" wtf? If you're trying to give the impression of a being a tough guy. Don't

[Michaeljr215]

where's the beef?

[Michaeljr215]

i talked to my state rep. he told me to leave his office.

[phillymiket1]

Ok. I loaded the ..,35 remington into moy Sig and itt didn't go so well (Isoory bout the typos DI'm typinng with my left hand only).

Withouut my right hand my love lif is gone and things llook bleak.

Was wonddring if you were hiring for test subjects?

Will work for that Glenlivet you have there.

[futereARMYorMARINE]

This guy need to be sent to an insane asylum!!! Fuckin freak

[seanpaulawsome]

what is the voice in the background



[seanpaulawsome]

stop bloody rifting

[seanpaulawsome]

how are you going to be able to carry all of that cool stuf and do you really fink that there is going to be a zombie apocolypse because me and billions of other people know there isnt going to be 1 but its intirly up to you and there is nothing wrong with thinking this but how are you going to carry it?

[owned3w]

if there will ever be a zombie infecion 5 rules are 1 never leave anyone behind and make an army 2 never carery to much wight or you WILL get scrwed 3 always have a good bit of ammo but not too much reson why is on rule 2. 4 always have a good malay wepon just in case if you run out of ammo use somthin like a sowrd or a katana JUST DONT UUSE A KNIFE because if you get too close they grabe you and bite you. 5 have a good base with alot of food and a farm so you have good sorce of food.

[perezricky24]

I'm sorry but guns, alcohol and stupidity doesn't go hand and hand.

[FrenziedCalm]

@perezricky24 - Guns ,alcohol and stupidity go hand and hand for us Americans!!

[iantried]

@FrenziedCalm whoa man speak for yourself. leave the rest of the educated american population out of your comments

[rmartin930]

@iantried Anyone, who's THAT "educated," should see and appreciate the humorous side of this. I find it to be pretty entertaining. Great job @FrenziedCalm.

[salszoo1]

@FrenziedCalm nice kit, but try making a backpack-style kit.., example- having two handguns, an AR-15 and a machete...all while having clothing, food, and medical equipment inside yur pack..trust me...when you're trying to carrying that shotgun on yur shoulder and ur AR in your hands while still trying to carry your three handguns and multiple melee weapons you'll see what i'm saying... here's what you should have;

Rifle: 250 rounds

2 handguns: 300 rounds combined

OWN A carbine!!!!

[Chess341]

@FrenziedCalm Unfortunately.......

[ThePanda1709]

@perezricky24 Then you are not American.

[Quater187]

smart dude. never forget the truth of the eminent

[xXKrains123Xx]

There are some crazy people out there... lol

[juki0h]

what about the anti t virus?

[bobby66850]

thats my old house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bananawariourpoop]

What exactly using for testing?

[baris2000baris]

You're not afraid to paken of poliete and where do you use for this

[RESPECTMYAUTHORITOOO]

these maces and swords work very well especially when u have a 100 in one handed

[stimich2]

you have drink to much of your vanilia vodka....

[Joryvon]

Do you truthfully believe it's going to happen?

Or is this for shits and giggles? =O

[echonight23]

k i'm staying out of your group

[mongekyousharingan45]

Now when you say "Test subject"?

[MegaBLYSTONE]

Dear FrenziedCalm,

In one of your previous videos you stated (in a comment) that you were Baptist, a branch of Christianity. Now in the Book of Revelation, it says the seas will boil, the skies will fall (meteors), and the dead shall rise. It also states that all whom believe in the lord, Jesus Christ, shall disitegrate (painlessly) and go to Heaven. No zombie killing for the Christians (Mormans, and Jehovah's W.s) like you and I. :(

[FrenziedCalm]

@MegaBLYSTONE - yes I'm a baptist, but I'm the shittiest one EVER... so ...

[MegaBLYSTONE]

@FrenziedCalm

that does not matter, you disintegrating whether u like it or not. pfff... the idiots- err i mean the nonbelievers are lucky, they get to blast zombies

[arcticmsrock]

@MegaBLYSTONE Well actually Jehovah Witnesses believe that God will come down and destroy all evil people, and that they will survive in a flawless paradise on earth, almost like heaven. Just thought I'd help ya out a little bit on understanding since I used to be one! ha

[MegaBLYSTONE]

ak47

scoped crossbow

sawed off double barrel

p226

katana

home made bludgeon

multiple supplies and food

geiger counter, just in case its post world war and not zombies

[eminemWWEfan]

oh wait i have one more thing

- crossbow with about 20-30 bows

[eminemWWEfan]

oh and one more thing

- ak74u with silencer

[eminemWWEfan]

my zombie kit

- duel wide glock 20's (with silencer)

- two machetes (one for backup)

- FOOD

- WATER

- katana

- and last but not least A COUPLE OF SHARK SUITS

[MrRyanMclain]

I followed you up to the "too many beers" part. there you lost me

[osamawife6]

This is a jokes parody, almost as good as ninja every day carry.

[TheEvan711]

while they're sleepin some night just BUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!

[scarstatic]

why do you think zombies are coming where will they come from?

[veiledpython42]

I have about 5 group members to help with the zombie plan can i just get the maces/survival kit and live 24 hrs and i have bought two Ak's and i think its called a desert eagle pistol what are some strategies to survive?

[michaeljones1996]

@veiledpython42 the best stratagey is to gather your group, head for the hills. Find a place with a low population and fortify. when your established, Mount your counter attack. But be prepaired to turn on your own. Anyone not pulling their weight is only good for one thing. Target practice. Bites are also a senario promting a mercy killing. Be smart, be organised, be rutheless. remember British special forces ethos. SAS Speed AGRESSION Supprise. Stay on the lookout. Good hunting.

[SUPERTAL10]

Test subjects??

[dogsmile100]

ok first love the ciub things 2nd somepeople are too crazy about zombies i mean i would love to fuck with a zombie make him think he will get me, than no i cut your leg off lol watch him crawl dont get me wrong zombies can be dangerous but fun to mess with oh and you try 2 cut my leg im shooting you in the dick love to see you knife me than

[JasperWalling]

Dude, I know this is just a gag zideo. But, is your place haunted? I heard some weird sh^t in the background. I re-listened, here is what I got: @ 28 seconds"help", @ 56 seconds"help me", @ 2.45 "help", @ 4.40 "help me", @ 7.40 "stop(something)", @ 9.17 "help", @11.35 "let me up/out", @12.02 "help me", and @ 13.59 (couldn't figure this one out)

[FrenziedCalm]

@JasperWalling - oh, ignore that crap, its just my step mother!

[MrRushie123]

@JasperWalling the noise at 13:59 sounded like "open the door buddy"

[FrenziedCalm]

@MrRushie123 - its just the cops, they are always hanging around my house trying to get me to come outside...

[bruff19]

@JasperWalling That was a cat.

[Quater187]

@JasperWalling itz not a gag man. this dude aint shitN. hes dead seruious

[MrOwenHale2]

@thosasurvival

[RockyTheNinjaofEpic]

ok listen to exactly what he says then realize that hes a red neck fuck and do the exact opposite

[bambula137]

And u are DRUNK.. :D

[stupidgaga]

Btw the alchohol wont do shit for what im creating.

[stupidgaga]

Im gonna start the zombie apocalypse when im 30. Ive made plans.

[mrmints84]

This guy is an animal. Love it

[Jpritchard712]

It saddens me that you're sober in this video.

[nanodroid76]

i would tell people thata zombie a pocolypse is coming but everyone will think your a wingnut



[veritech99]

Anyone who doesn't realise this video is meant as a joke is a retard.

[FrenziedCalm]

@veritech99 - Dude you da man!!!

[veritech99]

@FrenziedCalm

anyone with makers mark and glenlivet in their survival pack deserves respect. Cleaning blood as we speak

[yammitor]

@veritech99 Yea, this video, is great made me lol ;-)

[MrBenwork]

i am only young but got an ok arsenal i have played alot og relistic games and paints baller dont miss dont diss and dont piss

[xHOTxSHOTx25]

a .30 BAC... that's almost enough to kill you

and also a tip

dont confess to testing your weapons on "test subjects" on youtube, i wonder how long it will take for this guy to get arrested

[jjjk49]

what the fuck do you meen by test subjects? did you try these on people??? LOL

[KrazyKillersKlan]

you need food,and water,a water filter,Gas mask, more ammo, a machete, and much more... Why do people think guns is enough????????????

[FrenziedCalm]

@KrazyKillersKlan - because people WITHOUT guns will have all that stuff, and that means I'll have it... so no need to store them!

[7t771]

yes people need to hear about this i have a group of twenty an we are in 2 states new jersy n texas we are the white fang clan n we a preparing for the coming

[xohPROx]

7:40 is when you find out hes just joking

[KRL451]

Is it just me, or does this guy just generally sound like a terrible human being?

[4thEchelon]

Yoda called...he wants his lightsaber back...

[5hane9ro]

necrofelia ftw lol

[chasenbryce]

Fuck your house if a zombie apoc comes IM GOING TO FPSRUSSIAS HOUSE

[apugali]

What do you mean by random test subjects?

[turtlecrrazy]

use a crowbar

[IREALLYDONTCAREMR]

WTF!!!

[thosasurvival]

you're a fucking idiot

[trueirishdude]

@thosasurvival watch 7:50 straight forward idiotic shit right there.

[theflubman]

@thosasurvival we will see who the idiot is when the zombies eat your brains



[PureZOOKS]

@thosasurvival Have fun getting eaten by the undead.

[TheZombieGrunt]

@thosasurvival Look who's talking. (You'll be dead when the zombies come)

[rainbowdashbrony98]

I believe in a zombie apoc but it would be the L4D type infection from disease not rise from your graves zombies Biological warfare is a bitch O.O

[rafoidis]

@BlackPearlYuriLover come on man, this is for fun get the fuck out your mommas basement and be a person not a vegetable

[AdminK1000]

YOU NEED SOME ANTIDOTE

[SethTonack27]

dude you are puffing the magic dragon holy shit man lol... damn you are probably drunk off your ass still.

[SethTonack27]

dude you are puffing the magic dragon holy shit man lol... damn you are probably drunk off your ass still. who are your test subjects kittens?

[thebigman5252]

Hey FrenziedCalm send me an email at morgy73@gmail.com I need to tell u something very important

[hollowpoint116]

and dude ur a fucking guttless prick.

for fuck sake so where going to smash a car window so a women and a child gets eaten and then we make sure we cut a tendon off someone so they die before we do. what do u think is going to happen when u run out of diversions or what if someone with a set of balls cuts ur tendons off, then what ?

[hollowpoint116]

and wow the fatty knows maths

[hollowpoint116]

yea 'cause the first thing u want is to be drunk of ur ass while ur getting chased by a zombie.

think about it

[surburbanyeti789]

I Will Put my money on it that he is Some Fat Fuck Living with his Mom Wanting to be cool cause of all of the Lonelyness in Highschool if he went So he says He has killed people Yea ok fag..>.> dont bother watching this video he is telling you to stab your friends take Alcohol instead of food and water OH AND THERES more He saying Fuck the Zombies oh yea Ummm Maybe it can be sexually Transmitted And if this does happen you Have 70k views you just killed around 50k People....ass

[FrenziedCalm]

@surburbanyeti789 - you watched my video!!  That is very arousing to me. I feel like making love... "HEY MA!!! GET DOWN HERE, LETS SCREW!!"

[unlimitxyourxself]

Do I hear cries for help in the background?

[FrenziedCalm]

@unlimitxyourxself - there are no cries for help in this video. The noises you hear are just my cat, Adolph Fluffykins. She sounds exactly like a beaten and chained person moaning and begging for their life, sometimes that damn cat even seems to make desperate "help me" noise, but its just her asthma and a slight sinus infection. Ignore it.

[SteenSpinal4LIFE]

lol i trust my knife, you got to much shit to carry, where you gonna put your food?

[FrenziedCalm]

@SteenSpinal4LIFE - my food lives all around me.

[SteenSpinal4LIFE]

@FrenziedCalm hahaha ur a psychic m8, how come you have a weapon license?

[FrenziedCalm]

@SteenSpinal4LIFE - This is america, no such thing as a weapon license. Anyone can just stagger into a gun shop, drunk off his ass, and buy 6 or 10 new guns. Hell, thats how I get all my new guns!

[SteenSpinal4LIFE]

@FrenziedCalm lol so anyways, you expect us to believe you actually kill people to test this, i like your kit and stuff, but you can safe the bullshit

[PadrigVellca]

what if they're not disease zombies? what if they're night of the living dead zombies?

[PooPoo2U]

@PadrigVellca: You cut any kind of zombie into small enough pieces and they won't be a problem.

[TheAhriman]

You Sir, are now my number one favorite person on the internet!

Living the american dream! Yea hah!

And don`t get walmarted!

[doop00]

I bet he uses that duck tape and lubricant on his test subjects alot.

[sparkmagea99]

Hes got the right weapons... but what about food and water? lol im sure those are going to be important if you don't want to die.

[TheNewtMan1992]

You kill people? Dude wtf

[Legion5600]

Test subjects? what country I may go someday.

[Undisputed2550]

isnt this guy drunk??

[lolszapan]

I think this guy needs to go to jail....... and have his house searched.......

[lordx7]

I cant say I want to be on your team. You got some nice gear, but wouldnt wanna be stabbed as were running from zombies.

[guapman11]

u knw none of you idiots ever talk on first aid, food storage or procurement, water, shelter, you cant eat or drink bullets, and u cant fight while bein starved or dehydrated, or injured from a cut or broken arm or leg, or sprained ankle or wrist...hope this guy drove into a tree after posting this

[Reilly1444]

also did u use ballistic gel to test?

[FrenziedCalm]

@Reilly1444 - no ballistic gel, its more of like a real flesh test with like beating heart and stuff. Test till it stops.

[RaccoonBoi92]

@FrenziedCalm Would lockpicks works, and also would a KA-BAR type of knife perfect for a Zombie Apocalypse? 

[Reilly1444]

im too young to buy guns so basicly im not gonna live :(

[jkj5278]

@Reilly1444 you can "borrow" them from the dead if you live long enough with a bludgeoning weapon or blade and this guy doesnt know that you can use a long blade to cut a zombie head in half which does end the dead as well

[1nickd2]

and to kill a zombie you have to destroy the brain, so knives and swords are useful at short range

[1nickd2]

I have a big blue box for the zombie apocolypse

[OMGitzme43]

i'm going to watch zombie land to get ready