Rowan Atkinson Live - Amazing Jesus

[DarkerKn1ght]

Never has blasphemy been so much fun! thanks Rowan!

[TheLancerules2]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crepezify]

epic. 

[ksali9508]

First time I actually enjoyed church...

[shibubu1]

i can't belleive is still exist people like him



[runeman180]

im a christian and i found this freaking hilarious.

[luishomeroremohsiul]

@runeman180 i find it hilarious that you're a christian

[mackawack12346]

@runeman180 Christianity is like a pig in a pen! my direction is irrefutable in its rock hard erection efficacy!

seriously if you haven't fucked at least like 6 dead cats with a rubber mallot while listening to gear jammer by george thorogood, then YOU AINT A FUCKING MAN!!!

[Aveatorchubz]

@mackawack12346 who is Christianity like a pig in said pen and what exactly is your direction, evidence, and the point of which you are proving? more so how does this relate to a statement of one man claiming to enjoy this video and also stating that he is Christian?

[mackawack12346]

@Aveatorchubz Fuck you're head with a loaf of bread! I'll have none of your jew/nigger brainrape tonight, you facist alien lizard fucks! I fuck pigs, and by that I mean cops, and not with my cock, with a GUN FUCKER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD DO TO A WOMAN'S CUNT?

[Matty09Magic]

best line ever. they went absolutly bananas!

[M9T38Productions]

how fucking anoying is it that after every single thing that he says they have to laugh

[TalentedToast]

@M9T38Productions he is a comedian, people do that for comedians.

[2112butler]

Simply awesome. Pure gold.

[proxyoflove]

73 humourless Christians suckered here by 'Amazing Jesus' loool! 

[kungfuquaker1]

There's another version that is actually funnier. In it he proclaims that his assistant's name shall be Trixie. And the rest is different.

[leojackson459]

This is a satanic video that treats Jesus so pathetically. It's funny, but my respect for Mr.Bean has just gone down....

[SubliminalEuropean]

@leojackson459 If jesus were still to be alive, he'd respect this man as if it were to be his own son.

[Moonstriker]

@leojackson459 lol youre an idiot.

[schnorschrajaxx]

@leojackson459 mr.bean isn't in this video and i'm sure if jesus had existed he would have laughed aswell as he was a human

[kittylovespenguin]

and the crowd want BANANAS. xDD

[0123mandatory]

I am not even christian but I would go to church for that. he is sooooo funny

[TheBuff94]

I wish my school masses had been as funny. x

[russomorrissey]

What does Rowan said between 0:42 ~ 0:50?

"And They know not ????? it become".

Which word he used?

[deejayhr]

@russomorrissey Whence.Adverb: From what place or source. From which; from where.

[russomorrissey]

@deejayhr I can't understand why this is funny when he says "they knew not whence".. There is any irony in that? Coz he says "and they applauded laudly in the kitchen" and everybody laughs... I didnt got it.

[deejayhr]

@russomorrissey I think they laughed because he pronounced it so weirdly, and it is an old word, not used anymore. That's the only explanation I've got. Some things just aren't funny if the language isn't your native language.

[russomorrissey]

@deejayhr Nice!! Thank you very much! And what about the part he says "and they applauded loudly in the kitchen" ??

[deejayhr]

@russomorrissey Rowan says that nobody know where the wine came from, but the servants knew, "and the applauded loudly in the kitchen", because they liked his miracle.

[russomorrissey]

@deejayhr Thank you again! =D

[russomorrissey]

@deejayhr It was like an applause from the audience. lol

[Theunforgiven9911]

"and the crowd went absolutely bananas"!

[s705945d]

Epic Sentence: "But the servant did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen" *LOL*

[russomorrissey]

@s705945d hey, I didn't understand what he said in 0:43 ~ 0:50:

"and they knew not.... ?????... it become" I'm brazilian, and i can't understand what is funny in this part because I dont know what he said.

[s705945d]

@russomorrissey I just copied what he said :lol:

[russomorrissey]

@s705945d So, what did he say? What is the word? "and they knew not fuence" ? what it means?

[s705945d]

@russomorrissey I dunno what that means xD sorry

[TheSpeedy905]

"How the hell did u do that?"

i laughed so hard

[mrcenafan123]

i love the way he says bannanas XD

[philosophicalreason]

love the carrot part reminds me of the banana man lol

[01fruit]

lol



[yukimura2808]

0:44?? Sorry I can't hear this, "They knew not...???"

[GaleStream]

@yukimura2808 "Whence", it's an interrogative adverb meaning "from what place or source".

[meedily]

He has the best delivery. Anyone else would just f*** this up. :)

[stinkymonkeyman]

If a priest actually had a sermon like this I might go back to church. That was hilarious!

[TheMainMan318]

too bad this isnt homework because ive been watching these all night instead of doing hw

[Dsnipez18]

life of brian led the way for these kinda jokes

[anshuduncecapholder]

@Dsnipez18 Actually this reminds me of the 'Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[freedom2u100]

(Galatians 6:7 - Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked.) ----- They are all masons and freemasons always mocking God. In august he did a big car accident for the 2nd time I don't know if he'll have the chance for the 3rd.

[SmileyMcCrazy]

@freedom2u100 hahahaah

[punknatan]

"and the crowd went absolutely bananas"

[blackmii]

I know this doesn't really fit in here, but with his way of presenting himself in this skit, I could imagine him playing the father of Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory :D

[ztunelover]

@blackmii Dude that is so true. Oh man that is so possible

[XxKoojixX]

sick of a what?

[madyb94]

Not as good as the devil toby one but still funny.

[greekdevil100]

how shall we know the true lord ? and thy master said... by his name for he shall have a very religious name and he shall be called rowan...rowan..atkin's son...ROWAN ATKINSON???they cried and the lord said yup thats him..

[SmileyMcCrazy]

I didn't get why they laughed at the "applauded in the kitchen" bit

[trickykid73]

@SmileyMcCrazy No such thing as a kitchen in the bible or until the 1900s

[SmileyMcCrazy]

@trickykid73 oh yeah! I feel kind of dumb now.....

[madamepoohpooh]

'and from now on you shall be known as Sharon..' hahaha! I love this man!

[kufazuke]

hahaha.. he will go to heaven for this shit... no doubt... haha!

[T0mNaulty]

61 people need to get a fucking sense of humour.

[MisterBlack215]

This is how the bible should've been written and I'm a christian!

[timmy25able]

@MisterBlack215 Agreed! And, me, too! Yeheshua had WAY more of a sense of humor than we give Him credit for!

[MisterBlack215]

@timmy25able Haha! Cheers dude! :D

[MisterBlack215]

Funny

[Ipernova]

I love you, Rowan!

[MrAdy0207]

love the accent(i am not an english native speaker )

[tkyler]

"do you do children's party."

and the Lord say "no."

[XxbloxzxX]

and they said how the hell did you do that?

[immyemmy16]

PAUL DANIELS!

[naveen1386]

gosh!! amazing acting........ luved it a lot, one of my most fav actor!! i just luv his face expression its superb!!

[gingernin95]

it was ORANGE , with green TOP :P

[leouch20]

I think The Pope Should watch this I would like to see his face while watching it .

[xxnickinickxx]

And they said to the lord: "How the HELL did you do that??"

[robsgirlforever1]

@xxnickinickxx i love that part

[BayviewFinch]

57 Americans watched this.

[upertaker]

whats a tu tu :P?

[PolizeiGestapo]

Whats the name of this show i really need to get this video so amusing. Please help anyone.

[PolizeiGestapo]

Alaha Barikhlokh Khonna Rowan Atkinson.

[PolizeiGestapo]

I Love British Comedies and Rowan Atkinson he's the best comedian. God bless him.

[bobkhag24601]

One of my friends had a version of this on his ipod that ended with jesus going to jerusalem and the romans not liking his performance "in fact, they absolutely crucified him" lol

[90210redneck]

Lame

[awesomefulmclovin]

@90210redneck and why is that?

[Bleepblue]

This Rowan guy is really good, he should turn professional

[sabdelro]

@Bleepblue You idiot, he's Mr. Bean.

[milhouse95]

@sabdelro You idiot, he was quoting him.

[funnyflab]

@sabdelro you idiot, did you even watch the video?

[Punkrock3011]

@sabdelro Hes rowan atkinson and a tv show is mr bean and he stars in it

[DiamondFalcon10]

A CARROT :O

[uncertainty12]

all were AMAZED.

[carloscabrera08]

What happened to the original ending? The assistant is called Trixie and the people of Cana tell Jesus to go play the big arena in Jeruselem but that he bombed. and it ends with " In fact, they crucified him. Here ends the lesson."

That ending was funnier.

[jaaaaaaaaw]

@carloscabrera08 Yeah he did that ending at prince Charles birthday thing. I love that ending.

[Kaiser325]

Oh ye of little faith!

[sinbysin666]

@gRaLpFf12 A person sets his career on the line, if he makes fun of religion. That's not a low! That's having balls. Nothing should be immune to satire.

[RiseofBane]

u go to church and think about this during the surmon. U wont be able to hold laugh

[hydroxiderecords]

Just shows that you don't need to swear or have sexual refrences to be funny. Oh I love british humour.

[dunneh]

@hydroxiderecords If you watch all of Rowan Atkinson live he swears quite often, with hilarious results. In fact in "no one called Jones" the entire sketch is ALL swear words and sexual references.

Personally, I have no problem with swearing provided it adds to the comedy element.

[hydroxiderecords]

@dunneh What I was getting at was unnessisary swearing

[ernstism]

@rowanatkinson Rowan Atkinson is the best comedyian ever!!!!

[CharizardLv5]

If rowan atkinson did services i would always go to church.

[Alithecomedian]

@CharizardLv5 lol

[chetstar1999]

@CharizardLv5 He is not a Christian you idiot...

[felipeya64]

Relax everyone this is humour and nothing else. Really funny. And I am a minister pastorin for more than 21 years!!

[TeacupsFromSpace]

i love his quaint style of comedy

[MrJERICHOJIM]

Man Jack Layton blows

[moon000child]

Atkinson is genious. But to make fun of biblical (religious) contents is probably the lowest level of trying to be funny. I did not think Atkinson would need to go this far down.

[joeisaflyingfish]

@moon000child Why is it the lowest form of comedy? Surely you would consider something like crude racial stereotypes to be lower?

[AuraDud]

@joeisaflyingfish Actually, sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy

[joeisaflyingfish]

@AuraDud Thank you, but I already have a nan.

[AuraDud]

@joeisaflyingfish Touché

[doubtsofshadow]

@AuraDud what about slapstick?

[AuraDud]

@doubtsofshadow Nope, sarcasm is the lowest, slapstick is good! shows like Bottom are awesome XD

[DefourOwnsYa]

@moon000child Your an idiot.

[ALEXANDER1318]

There were no orange carrots 2000 years ago. They're only orange since the 17th century.

Sorry 'bout that. This is awesome

[zuzulo56]

@ALEXANDER1318 You ARE, of course, entirely correct! But(t), you must needs understand ,  the carrot appearing orange to the assembled was THE miracle of the occasion. This was completely overlooked until Christmas of 1940, when the Church Of England made this "pearl of truth" known...during the Blitz.

[TheRacistCunt]

@ALEXANDER1318 its a joke.

[evilemperordude]

I think one might interpret these things as not being so literal.

[jonathan1234911]

GENIUS!!

[Padingtonslamin]

can i ask the relevance of an organic shirt commercial on a rowan atkinson video?



[KillerGuitar007]

Rowan Atkinson is a comedy Genius

[fuckubeaverfans]

this is amazing , :D everyone just talking bout religions he wasn't being serious it's BLACK HUMOUR FGS

[tauempirekid]

who is paul daniels?

[JohannesDT]

If you can access Youtube, I bet you'll find your way to Google as well ;)

[Azrael666Azazel]

@tauempirekid a British stage magician.

[25664203]

45 people were the people who said how the hell did you do that

[43Alana43]

and all around him knew it was so, for it was orange... with a green top! LOL

[katieb15559]

Why are so many people arguing about religion on here? It's just comedy. People make jokes about everything. I'm a Christian, and I've just sat here laughing. Lighten up and get over it, people.

[startug]

@katieb15559 Same here man!

[geover330]

Paul Daniels?? That's what I call respect. Good work Sir Atkinson

[donalddduck007]

As being an optimistic human being, you love truth and would like to be more rational. Explore ahmed deedat vs anis sorrosh or zakir naik vs Dr. William campbell video in youtube and judge by yourself with your God gifted conscience the real truth.....

zakir naik also invited present pope for a worldwide live telecast interfaith debate but pope did not reply for last 5 years! If pope can't, why not no bishop, pontiff, patriach come? What is the justification?

[Jeremias1111]

@donalddduck007

I do not understand why anyone would take zakir Naik seriously. He is an ignoramus who makes the most laughable claims about science.

[baba1993]

Holy sh*t! He can talk!

[mozarellamonkey]

@baba1993 And you cannot talk it appears at least not in clean and unprofane language

[baba1993]

@mozarellamonkey Why do you care so much about how I talk?

[vividDC]

Jesus did not do any miracles outside of the order of reality and laws of physics. The real miracle is life itself, which Jesus was trying to show us with his teachings. Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present (with religion) and read what it says. Show it to everyone you can reach.

[disbalanced]

@vividDC But walking on the water surface? Or water transormation to the wine? Or making dead man to live man? Thees are outside of the normal physic reality, IMHO.

[ZeGermanBoi]

@MrPacMatt I'm pathetic? You can't even spell "You're" right you uneducated moron.

[aandrewlol]

Jesus died for your sins, so if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

[Thereissomuch2see]

‎"Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks!"

[jaaaaaaaaw]

Why is it whenever there is a mention of religion in a video there are always people arguing about it?

[J05TI]

@jaaaaaaaaw because religion is the most sensitive subject there is

[DanRaccoon]

@jaaaaaaaaw Because they're cunts.

[dominusetdeus060644]

@jaaaaaaaaw because people are always looking for an excuse to fight...and what better reason than religion.

[Unbeginner]

@jaaaaaaaaw

Because nothing else is so protected and as harmful as a lie that promises infinite punishments/rewards and demands as many sacrifices (material and of thought) as possible that some follow just in case or because of fear of reality (death).

Thus total bullshit is pushed on people and those who realize what it is have that much bigger a problem with it.

Even politics aren't there.

[leivadaros]

@jaaaaaaaaw because we like getting butthurt about every-fucking-thing :(

[drewcamilleri]

@jaaaaaaaaw Becuse people be crazy



[Manutd1047]

@jaaaaaaaaw I agree wit u it always happens every fukin time

[Manutd1047]

@jaaaaaaaaw I agree wit u it always happens every fukin time

[TheBiAtheist]

@jaaaaaaaaw Because it's what people, for the most part, are most passionate about.

[krrisss23]

Funny :D

[UnholyNinjas]

But the servants did know...

[kayaster]

Aw c'mon... The topic of discussion should be how amazing Rowan Atkinson is, not about the bible!

This man is a GENIUS. I like his stand-up routines better than Mr. Bean.

[TyranidsBJ]

ugh

[ThePTech]

Behold this, for it is a carrot!

[MegaUnknown1001]

hahahaha.... Rowan Atkinson ..... (n_n)

[ZeGermanBoi]

This is pathetic. Jesus can suck my big fat cock

[MrPacMatt]

@ZeGermanBoi Your Pathetic

[NoLongerReligious]

Censored the part about "the audience crucifying him" i seem to recall that was in here too haha censoring it huh?

[CytherLynx]

people dislike this?

[theTylerian18]

Give us another one!

[DeeJayKris88]

Why are you laughing at the One, who gives eternal life? People wake up!! - Jesus is real - pray to Him and read the Bible. He wants to be your friend, why you want to be His enemy?

[Ontioro]

@DeeJayKris88 Cause I don't like the bastard.

[Rolle66666]

@DeeJayKris88 Your saviour was nailed to a cross. My god has a hammer.

[wigganegg]

@DeeJayKris88 you are a mong.

[CytherLynx]

@DeeJayKris88 hahahaha, you religious people, always trying to push imaginary friends on the other people.

[steve1651980]

@DeeJayKris88 I don't want to be His friend nor His enemy.. why am i laughing?? because it's funny!

[TheKingOfCarmel]

@DeeJayKris88 I'm laughing at him because if I had created a world with this many problems, I would kill myself. I have no need to worship a moral dictator. And He doesn't want to be my friend, He wants to put me in a very hot place for a very long time because I insisted on laughing at this rather remarkable comedy sketch.

[DeeJayKris88]

@TheKingOfCarmel This is not true what you are saying. Jesus said: "..for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.." J 12:47; "And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil..." J 3:19