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  • they didn't follow the same rout backwards because in the jungle everything looks same .... so it's very easy to get lost .... you should watch bear grylls xD

  • Lol

  • They need to rename this to "I shouldn't of brought a blonde"

  • Wow id die right at the moment when i realized i was lost there!!!!!!!!

  • after a while u feel like u r helplessly dying, no joke

  • this serie is addictive

    Apart that u want to watch them ALL, then u feel like swallowing desperately tons of water, drink ur own urine, kill ur pet, u feel lost in the middle of the street and like waving to any airplane flying above ur head constantly, the minimum heat seems unbearable and u want to know ur exact longitude latitude position all the time

    It changes ur point of view

  • they should have back tracked! and marked where they were going when they found out they were lost.

  • I can't believe they didn't twig it earlier

  • Yeay its on Korean sub ^.^ thanks

  • He probably just held the map upside down on accident. Fail.

  • @Homemadebeats well they are in the southern hemisphere so south is the prominent direction. LIke in the North, North faces up because that is where the strongest magnetic field is. However, once you cross the equator the stong magentic field is south. So South is up on a map.  He is therefore looking at a southern map with a northern mindset.

  • No offence to anyone but... did anyone other then me notice that most of these people on this show is white lol enough said...

  • @sierraKENZIEstyle yeah cuz the other races like black and mexicans etc... died

  • @mrpaintballdude1 Orrrrrrr.... remembered to pack a map ^.^

  • @sierraKENZIEstyle when this happened

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  • @MinWildTwins You're the idiot. Amazon is an online bookstore.

  • @MinWildTwins well said my friend

  • @MinWildTwins To be honest, I completely disagree with you! Having traveled, worked & lived in some of the harshest part's of in Africa I can tell you one thing, these people acted like bunch of stupid tourist's, they where extremely ignorant of their surroundings & their stupidity almost cost them their lives!

  • @TheVALLEYoftheDEAD sorry you are such a freaking liar!!!!

  • @davidsegun ??????

    ~ Mozambique, Bela Vista ... [+ - 3hours North of Maputo ~ the capital!!] ~ One of the poorest parts of world, [& one of the poorest in Africa] & if you think a snake in the Amazon is bad, wait till you step on a land mind & get you legs blown off or get a Ak47 put to your head in broad-daylight! ~ Not that's its any of you dam business, but i worked there, & there they shoot first & ask questions later! So shut your mouth kid & go do your homework!

  • @TheVALLEYoftheDEAD liar liar liar... you are such a fucking liar.. i know you.. you are a troll!!!!!! i see you like in every video of i shouldn't be alive !

  • @davidsegun No kid , im not a liar & i defiantly do not need to prove anything to you.~ this is an amazing series & i really enjoy it. Some of us also 'understand' what some of these people have been through ~ so please, enough of the rubbish davey, have a good one..

  • @TheVALLEYoftheDEAD TheVALLEYoftheDEAD

    @davidsegun Yes, a 'Fitness instructor' & surfer for over 20 Years now!! Sounds like you live in you mothers basement, kid LMFAO!. I’ve also been blessed to work in many parts of the world, [including traveling the African coastline & working in Mozam!!].... The rest of what i do 'Davey' ~ IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS~ You dumb prick ~ So I tell you what ''Davey''....Shut the fuck up & seriously, get a fucking life, kid!!! LMFAO! .. Troll!!

  • @davidsegun ..  lol.. whatever..

  • I Shouldn't Be Alive Is Back! Catch Brand New Episodes on Animal Planet US!

    The Wait Is Over...Season 5 is here!

  • I like the Korean captions.

  • what is the song at the beginning

  • why didn't they just follow the route they took.. backwards? ._.

  • always go north

  • err my grandma said these people are stupid ....

  • its weirdly always the guys fault ... -___-

  • @Babygurl20336 Yeah always, why ... because its always the guyz who take charge while the girls are good for nothing and just follow ...... and only opens their mouth once the guy messes up

  • @paintmareluv6 Jesus...some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet. Don't breed.

  • another couple of real geniuses. can you say...DUH.....

  • Amazing and interesting!

  • what language are the squiglies in ?

  • thumbs up if you saw your own eyes in the black reflection and was like "OMG MONSTER IS GOING TO EAT THEM!"

  • What a douche.

  • dumb fucks

  • We need TARZAN!!!

  • I would NEVER go to the amazon. Hell no. I don't care about this nature.

  • "They're now following paths made by rainforest animals" Hahahahhahaha

  • "Dave remembers the map accurately...and plots a course in the exact wrong direction."

    lol wut

  • @Kamek00 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • toucan..haha

  • Yeah cuz they're really gunne know what "Mirri" means.

  • @luvpunky43 "Mirri" refers to "Vision". There is a a flooded creek that Is a prime hunting spot for the locals and it got its name from people falling asleep there and having visions/nightmares through the night.

  • Yeah cuz they're really gunne know what "Mirri" means.

  • Stupid anglos!!

  • @ronii7 they are not English

  • LOL.... 2 funny people...

  • people like this get just what they deserve.look people why in the fuck would you take your ass to a place you're not familiar with? I see these shows where 1 person takes their ass too explore the amazon,some mountain that has 30 feet of snow, or the dessert by them selfs.you're asking for trouble.i don't wish death on any one,but some people ask for their death certificate.i hate sounding negative and i'm not,i love all people,but it always seem to be whites who do this foolish shit.a rush hah

  • @moznico...well i know a lot of black people just dont take risks like that. i always keep my tail where somebody can find me in an instant..... some people put themselves in stupid situations

  • Why is it Anglos are THE MAJORITY of the one's that "Shouldn't be Alive"??? Im wondering because you don't hear much of Native Americans, Asians, African Americans randomly wanting to explore territories that can cause harm/Lost...Like that movie 127 hours. You should realize no matter how much you LOVE nature...Nature might not love you back...lol Just sayin...

  • @moznico That's true, but by the same token. No matter how much you LOVE burritos, they won't love you back. They'll kill your fat ass with heart disease.

  • @888rats lol XD That is true too!

  • Dave and Crystal are defenseless and miles from help. *fancy & happy electronic music starts playing*

  • Why is there korean captions.

  • Whats the theme song

  • @MinWildTwins I so agree. I have heard stories, after stories, of people getting killed in the Amazon. These two made a mistake, yes, but EVERYBODY makes mistakes, now they have learned, about their mistake. I think these to should be contributed for there amazing efforts! Yes, they get off the trail. They are following the animals trail, that looked a lot like a human trail! So STOP giving these people your CRAP! Go cry and whine to your Little Mothers! This goes to the idiots giving Crap!!!!!

  • they should have brought an iphone...and downloaded Google maps...

  • @flexwheelR Lolololololololololololol. Hahah. I agree, [[[[[;

  • buy her a what?

  • 1:56 el oh el ;)

  • @MinWildTwins - Thank you for saying this - my sentiments precisely!

  • the first time i had seen I shouldn't be alive was on Animal Planet

  • ???? shouldn't they have just gone back the direction they came other than trusting a map made in his mind????

  • i dont like to judge people and i am not 18 any more so i don't like to say things without thinking first .. But i agree that those people are complete idiots .. First of all your on the amazone not in western europe .. triple check for maps and compass before you start .. Secon take at least some water and food and FOR GODS SHAKE GET A GPS ...

  • At 4:56 Puppet master ults, anybody?

  • @xMethusalemx haha, ya heard the puppet masters ulti sound x D

  • @xMethusalemx

    LOL

  • why would you go to amazon forest with no gun on your hand that crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tiger, python, anaconda , men eating human....... the most hostile enviroment on the planet.

  • lol, they walked off the trail and suddenly were lost. lol!! did they ever think to turn around and go back the other way???? LOL! all they had to do was turn around 180 degrees and start walking

  • Ok.. I've watched like 20 of these episodes and every single one of them are full of stupid people.

  • @StupidKupid777 i know right but plp make bad little decision that can turn into really big nighmares

  • @StupidKupid777 agreed.

  • @DontTaseM3Bro too right

  • listen to the song the end by the doors, but turn the volume off on the video it goes almost perfect with this show

  • it plays on animal planet to....so who does it eblong to animal planet or discovery....

  • LOL korean characters

  • this is my faveorite show of all time HAha

  • why didn't they both just retrace their steps when they realized they were lost?

  • lol how ironic that i end up choosing the vid with korean subtitles XD

  • american imbecilos hahahahahahahah

  • HEY! Dave Boyer was my science teacher! :D

  • so when you realize youve gone the wrong direction, instead of turning around and going back where you came from, the guy decides to somehow memorize the map in his mind, then decides to keep walking forward??? haha what a dumb fuck.

  • my dad directed this film. Neil Rawles. i honestly dont know how to prove it but i swear on his and my life life my dad is the director

  • @LeMiGHTYCLouD cool awsome

    

  • @LeMiGHTYCLouD Cool! I never met Neil Rawles. We just did our interviews with producer Bob Wise and a crew from England.

  • ''toucan!''

    lol.

  • ...touuuuucannn...

  • What an interesting experience to share with a friend...Dude, remember when we got lost in the amazon? Good times...good times...

  • @soccerbabey LOL dude, remember when we were meant be following that trial in the Amazon and then you forgot the map and lead us in the wrong direction.., we should do that again sometime

  • I love how in these re-enactments all the people are made attractive XD

  • @soccerbabey Sometime the real people are more attractive, ive seen that in several episodes

  • THERE IS NO WAY N HELL I WOULD LEAVE THE DAMN PATH!!! DAMN SNAKES AND SHIT EAT MY ASS UP N THE FUCKIN AMAZON!!

  • The two highest rated comments here make me cringe a bit. What happened here could've happened to anyone. Your are BOTH just lucky you can't get lost going to your room/basement that mom or dad pays for. They fought,endured,gave it their all, and they survived. Yes, forgetting the map, was a stupid mistake. But we all make stupid mistakes, that could cost us our lives, in ways that others can look at us and think the same thing. How can they make those mistakes? Simple, they are human.

  • n another thing, HOW IN THE HELL DO U FORGET THE MAP??? I just dont understand that. I find that hard to believe.. U want to go on an Amazon hike, and u forget the most important thing? I just dont believe that..

  • ... yall already know what I wanna say, so im not gonna say it. N e ways..

  • these are some low intelligence motherfuckers

  • @jovialduke lol

  • @jovialduke

    After reading your statement "these are some low intelligence motherfuckers"

    it does bring one thought to mind. Pot Kettle black?

  • @Outkasted1980 i wouldn't get lost in the forest, wandering away like children with no thought of a map or the path. that's plain idiocy. I think you're the guy in this video, that's why you are so sensitive.

  • @jovialduke

    LOL thats adorable Jovialduke... No, it's just called plain facts some of you kids can't deal with it. I'd love to see how you would've survived in the same situation. If you want to tell me you've never made a dumb mistake that couldve been costly, but got lucky and nothing bad happened I'll just cal you a liar. I am not saying what they did was intelligent. No they made a stupid mistake to put them in the situation. But after that, they survived and did go through hell.

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  • this low life who killed his dog to pay for his mistake should be ashamed, if he had a heart I am sure he was. stupid heart less selfish dude who don't give a damn about who he hurts but himself. I am not watching this program anymore about this episode. what a shameless program

  • Woman- oh no we're lost. how do we get back to the cabin?

    Man- easy. we will go south take a right then take another right, cant miss it.

  • they should have had sex that night

  • @capleskylline that would attract animals in heat

  • this guy killed his dog and ate it what a faggot. im not a animal lover but seriously dude do you have a heart. all he cared about was seeing his parents again. who the fuck thinks about seeing their parents in a situation like this. the sad part is it probably took alot to kill the dog, one hit from that machette isnt going to kill it, it probably took alot to kill it.

  • if i was in their position, i would try to remember everything i've seen in the man vs wild show and start trying to survive like bear grils shows how to survive. they gotto eat animals at any opportunity, they gotto figure out a way to get water, and they gotto head toward river, they gotto climb a tree to see and head down from mountains towards river, and they should probably create shelter above the ground away from snakes, at night snakes will wanna heat up on their body heat probably

  • @Zee96969696 Man vs Wild is completely fake.

  • They almost won the Darin Award.

  • these are all 5-6-7 maybe 10 days, how about there one where the guy survived 72 DAYS OUT AT SEA in a tiny ass life raft!!!!

  • he forgot the map? I see why she left your ass lol

  • @supra042001 seriously didnt this retard realize what direction he was heading in when he first pulled out the compass

  • I love I shouldn't be alive

  • Lol, omg these comments have me crying laughing.. HILARIOUS... White ppl do some crazy shit... But seriously, I just dont understand... Why would u want to go on a vacation and have to hike in the jungle.. dont they know that ANIMALS live in THE JUNGLE.. Wtf... girl she would have been there by her damn self

  • Please tell me something. I don't understand. I am Arab American and new to this country. They vacation on the coast of somalia, they go hiking in Iran, They go into jungle with no water. Why do White people do these stupid things. I don't know. Help me......Help you.

  • @holdencaufield200 Lol, I am white and I am asking that question myself, because I have noticed, the people who do the most stupidness/idiotic things, unfortunately are white, minority are black or Asian. It's incredible.

  • @nickfl1980 Please don't be offend. I try desperately to understand. I try to be safe and secure at all times. We have been here six months and now son want to water ski. Tell me please? what is skydive?  My daughter ask me money for this. If it is what I think it is, they should pay HER to do this tradgedy.

  • @holdencaufield200 These people are thick, not white people.

  • the last place I would want to go is the Amazon and Russia.

  • After seeing Deliverance I will never go in the deep woods lol

  • the jungle is full of food drink and shelter (if ur smart and crafty)

    funny that modern ppl would die there (so modern ppl are stupid?)

    while the local tribes watch and laugh at you while you try crawling your way back into our DEAD concrete cities

    take Thai ppl for example

    in country side, they live in a little civilized mixed with jungle villages

    some houses are like miles away into the forest

    they BARELY come out to shop!!

    they eat what they have backyard!!

  • @deduzz yea but its also just as equally full of food you DONT want to eat and shelter that belongs to something else! and i can imagine it very hard to fine clean water source without parasites living in it, and you cant boil it because everything is so damn wet in the rainforest, its like hell

  • @66jesko well i blame civilization for this one yes i knw its dangerous in the jungle but we WERE from it, we used to be "native" to those "dangers" this means we USED to have STRONGER IMMUNE SYSTEM our stomach were stronger, our skin were tougher and now you cant even go to some distance foreign country without diarrhea from their food!! but i believe wer still capable of living there if we ARE NOT SCARED!! thats the MAIN thing here they get scared once ppl r scared EVERYTING GO WRONG
  • go in the jungle and folow the animal, don take the map seriously, and don know to read campass...

    I shouldnt Be Alive - Because im Stupid

  • had a massive hert atack and got out of it after 8 days on life suport

  • the path dissapears... so don't go off the path and go back?

  • its really hard to to reply one evry negative post and say something. i think that if u got to kno them both u wouldnt be so harsh

  • i love mr. boyer (not in a creepy way). he is the best teacher ever and hes a great person. yea he was a little stupid for leaving the map at the place but they fought for thier lives. both mr b and crytal were about to just kill them selfs and end it all but the fought through. the ending is rong tho. they told me that they were swiming in the water but they ran into fishers

  • had a major stroke and waife support have s on l ife suport and have photos. wasin an 8day coma well the strory to long for thid room

  • Idiots... Should of just followed the animal trail back and then could of found out they were on the wrong trail!!!

  • Dumb. Just dumb.

  • i love this show.this is not fake at all

  • This is the first episode I ever saw and I saw it today.

  • the tittle shud be i should have been raped by a huge gorilla

  • wow, so dumb..  IQ tests should be used before allowing people into such danger

  • they shud go and hug a tree

  • @jdestinee Think its called sarcasem O.o thats what they did in this story..pretty much hes simply saying how stupid they were...

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  • Wow. This is a nightmare :O

  • enjoy the nocturnal jungle bugs and predators jerk offs!

  • nerds.. i want 2 go 2 the jungle with mosquitos swarming and ants the size of roaches etc etc nerds

  • No strings attached! >:D

  • HoN players look at 4:56 :)

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  • he is so dumb!

  • they should have died if this was real.

    theyre too stupid to survive this in real life

    i call bs

  • If it was basically the exact wrong direction, then they have a realllly bad sense of direction

  • The jungle sounds make me think of Jurassic park...all those animals making noises has gotta be pretty scary at night

  • Their big mistake was once they realized they were lost and couldnt figure out the way back, they kept going. Youre suppose to stay put. The more you travel at that point the more energy you lose, you dehydrate faster, your feet wear out, and you just get more lost. Rig up a shelter, get a fire going if you can, and since theres jaguars out there, make a spear so you have at least a tiny shot of surviving an attack, and wait it out. And if you get a fire going, burn live plants for mega smoke.

  • @Celly222 Best comment.

  • I'd shit my pants if I were in this situation

  • @foleacruz pussy

  • IF LOST GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME IF YOU CANT FIND YOUR WAY STAY PUT BUILD A FIRE AND HOPE SOMEONE FINDS YOU. ONLY TRY TO FIND YOUR WAY BACK IF RESCUE SEEMS TO BE HOPELESS

  • no its not ok u r lost in the fucking amazon!!!

  • why didnt they just go back the way they came when crystal asked where the map was and then look for the trail sign.

  • @TheYesManProductions you have no idea what its like in a jungle...lol...

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  • Buy me a beer, thats funny.

  • They should've watched Bear Grylls he'd know what to do.

    Shit yourself, for starters.