10 Ways To Tell If You're A Noob (Halo 3)

[LeotheDestroyer100]

You know you're a noob when you make a dumbass video like this

[giznelb1]

all of you are noobs

[Rayistoodamncool]

YOU MAD BRO

[kennethdknott]

Darn!

[kennethdknott]

No top comments.......Um............I like pie?

[rexpwnzer]

2:00 best part of the video

[daktre]

A Noob is a Newbie which is a New person, A Nub is the lame one, Get ya facts right.

[zgtfreak]

@daktre You are the one with the facts wrong! A NOOB IS A BAD PLAYER,NEWBIE IS A NEW PLAYER!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NUB!! I HAVE SPOKEN!!

[MegaAaronx]

I must be a n00b becuz this was kinda stupid

[Alarmed654]

I LIKE HAYABUSA!

[kittyiscool11]

this is to fuunnnyyy UR A NOOOOOB LOL LOL

[Jeremy5028]

you know your a noob if you actually use the word noob........wait.....im a noob? lol

[shittaco1556]

noobs are people who don't know how to play so if you call a pro one hes just gonna drink a slushie eat a ice cream bar take a crap then kill you witch will piss you off my friend found that out in halo 3 when i beat him on forge cause im a pro at it when you fight me in forge you will look like your a noob yeah thats right i said it :) 

[Mexicochief]

@shittaco1556 wait, what? dude a noob is somebody new, calling a "pro" noob its because he uses a lame way to kill

[SirMyztiq]

funny

[swordslasher299]

again hayabusa is cool but nooby at the same time. Well who dun wanna be a a ninja

[guess6more]

Best of all of you play Halo 3

[Gargos97]

lol number 2 "I heard if you outrun the turrets bungie gives you recon"

[kavous2010]

in halo 1 the sniper rifle is right next to the banshee

[MegaLewman]

Lol number 5 lmao

[halobioniclefan]

No.7

does this count in halo combat evolved. i know some one like that.

[jefchernbud]

Yeah same get killed all the time when I away it's gay if ya ask me

[metalsonicdoll]

one of my friends is a total noob

he does #10 alot and he is in sniping clan

he didnt join, he decided to make it and he REALLLLLLLLLLY sucks at sniping

also one time in reach, i was away and he decided to boost his streaks like sticky streaks and stuff and yeah.............. he is uber mega noob

[31337Firebomb]

number 11- when you actually thimk recon makes you good at halo 3... just because of the armor.

[stevedavis318]

or the last one i mean the last one

[stevedavis318]

1 is wrong

[stevedavis318]

HAYABUSA IS COOL NEW WAY TO TELL IF YOURE A NOOB WORK AT Aim To Entertain

[MRbobvsboxy]

Haaaaa I do #5 alout haaaaa

[spardante2000]

good video, except voice acting is quite lacking, you need to talk with more... i dont know... emotion :3

[zinger98]

recon recon REON RECON

[ENRAGEDxPILLOWSx]

#1: You can't get Recon even with ODST.

[mr2455ish]

what's haybusa armor ?

[gruntsgrunts]

Also picking up the sniper and getting in a shee doesnt make you a noob

[gruntsgrunts]

Number 0/-1: Getting all the achievments makes you proud

[OmegaTrooper1]

The video is ok but could livin it up a bit it's like watching a rock talk...

[albinomonkey27]

sadly i admit to #5

[MissguidedSoul]

did not find this funny

[dragonmaster2288]

You know you're a noob when you make a video like this.

[DEFENDER6100]

@dragonmaster2288 and another way:complaining about a how to know if you are a noob in halo makes bad ssense,which makes you a noob.

[DEFENDER6100]

@dragonmaster2288 you know you are a noob.....DUDE JUST LISTEN TO NUMBER 10.DOUCHE.

[dragonmaster2288]

@DEFENDER6100 You mean #1.? and I don't make fun of people that make machinimas, just people who make silly ones...

[halobrick]

honestly i think rouge is the best helmet

[DEFENDER6100]

@halobrick i don't really like rouge,but that is your opinion.i think E.V.A is the best.

[maxdabest32]

you can't be a noob if you think hayabusa is the best because thats their opinion not yours

[Tarynus]

One of my Top Ten ways to tell if you're a Halo 3 n00b would definately be "You have the Hayabusa armour, yet you have NO idea who it's styled after"

Or even "You're obsessed with getting Recon & think you'll get it by pestering Bungie until you cry!"

[snowmon6]

the ignoring thing is funny

[MissCornPop]

this is purely terrible i mean really

[ChucklezLol]

@MissCornPop Says the 13 year old who in their videos plays with their stuffed animals and has a spongebob poster. I mean really.

[darkruler251]

So what if people like hayabusa.

Who needs aesthetic armour if yer a fuckin' ninja anyway?!?!??

[icebloodful]

at the end he repawns as a zombie like in infection and kills all the noobs!!

[codywaggy]

#8 should have been : You think a bubble shield will pertect you from a mongoose.

[gtbtone]

#6 your a noob if u use the brute shot

#4 ur a noob if u spell while like whilst

#-1 your a noob if u get killed by noobs... x)

[DEFENDER6100]

@gtbtone if you get killed by a noob,you are a noob?are you kidding me?dude,a whole team can be killed by a noob camping.your talking to yourself.fuck off.

[rpgster96]

thumbs up if you think that shriek was funny at #3

[CryoStatus]

Security armor makes me remember the old marathon times :3

[Pyrochris2139]

lol why why wahhhhhhhh!

[sukkyritard01]

lol

[Blacklotus001]

lol but i like ninjas in general. does that makw me a noob?

[H1TMA]

the fuck is a recon

[DEFENDER6100]

@H1TMA you are the most retarded person ever to play halo since you do not know what recon is.

[TheJeressy]

@DEFENDER6100 haha the first one was the best... die die die die die die die... die.... die............ die lol

[DEFENDER6100]

@TheJeressy lol more like DIY.don't you think?

[jawa108]

Wow your going to pay for this..."In Forge money"

LOL

[HobbesMaps]

Don't move your guy's head when they're talking. Only for exaggerated lines (ex: yelling, screaming, sarcasm, etc., etc.,

[gamezoid322]

tht was so funny

[ChucklezLol]

@hyperundead That's the point, once you get shot down your team then has no banshee and no sniper.

[RVBFANBOY10]

these guys r noobs



[ChucklezLol]

@RVBFANBOY10 r we rely? well u obvsly no exacly wut a no0b is don you. Listen, either insult us with proper spelling or make an intelligent point about why it's bad. Besides the voices. And the camera. Camera guy sucked, get over it and only obe guy put in a serious effort on the voices. That's what happens when you're machinima group has the coordination of a mentally challenged orchestra conductor.

[ChucklezLol]

@ChucklezLol One*

[RVBFANBOY10]

@ChucklezLol fuck u sorry fuck you

[ChucklezLol]

@RVBFANBOY10 Hah, i can tell you're a very smart and great person to be around and lots of people love to get your opinion on things. Oh wait no they don't, dick. :)

[RVBFANBOY10]

@ChucklezLol sorry my brother took me account so it was not me my brother tyler i am not a dik

[BlueShaarkxD]

2:02 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Mongoose Mowdown

[zachdaman1119]

5 STARS for english acsents

[R33CE007]

ur a noob if you boost

[devldog1010]

Tea Bagging isn't Immature it just is if you do it at the wrong time like after a guy has killed you like 9 time because your a Revenge killer and you finally kill the guy then you tea bag THAT SO FUCKING STUPID and if you do that I will put my roflcopter in your ass (penis in ass black fashion!).

[Soren221]

@devldog1010 dude i totally agree wit u, off subject but ya srry about the account name its like 5-6 years old, im tired of the kids that u kill like 10 times in a row nd they bag u or the kids that bag u for no reason even if its not their kill

[Redthunderlighting]

HIT ME!!!

[Player01198756]

#0 - You own Halo 3 and Call of duty, but always talk about how you think call of duty is better than Halo 3 whilst playing on Halo 3.

[OnslaughtOverture]

great video

[gruntsgrunts]

You know you're a noob if you teabag people.

[OnslaughtOverture]

@gruntsgrunts no, teabagging is fun, your just to immature to think its funny

[gruntsgrunts]

@OnslaughtOverture How am i immature? People that tea bag are immature.

[emoboylovesscreamo]

@OnslaughtOverture you accually made no sence because crouching is to remain undetected on an enemies radar. instead someone decided to take their time into doing something that should remain with you and your wife/husband....so other words. suck my nuts noob

[dynastyxl]

come on hit me! lol joker refrence

[4shotsnipe]

lol at 1:00 he called it HOE BOOSA lol

[HaloCool97]

My armor is Scout Armor COB Shoulders, and Hayabusa helmet.Hayabusa is the least I could do.

[ToaConnor]

0% noob!

[DM4717]

i go with Hayabusa Shoulders, EVA body armor, and Mark VI

[toddman22410]

are you like british asain? brasian? shutup.

[ChucklezLol]

@toddman22410 Is that question directed to who made this video?

[toddman22410]

@ChucklezLol yeah in the beginning

[ChucklezLol]

@toddman22410 Well he's british and lives in somerset with me and our other friend and compared to what people should sound like here (Retarded hick farmers, much like an american southerner) we actually all have good clean, understandable accents.

[Miikalee]

#9- you think security is cool

[volker136]

@Miikalee

they're opinions. live. with. it.

[Miikalee]

@volker136

your unoriginal. live with it.

[volker136]

@Miikalee

it's still true. opinions are opinions. if yo hate security good for you, keep it to yourelf. don't go OMG YOU THINK SECURITY IS COOL, YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL NOOB FOR HAVING OPINIONS!

... then again aimtoentertain didn't say that thinking the hayabusa armor is cool. i only like it cause ninja gaiden is awesome.

[kanase7]

@Miikalee security looks like a flys head

[DEFENDER6100]

@kanase7 that's why it's AWESOME.

[Floodmaster13]

@Miikalee #9-Miikalee is a noob cuz he thinks security is ugly

[Miikalee]

@Floodmaster13

I meant if you wear it if both security shoulders and the katana chest. I mean really? think of your own original armor if your gonna bash another one. For example, i wear security, one scout shoulder, 1 recon shoulder, and the default chest. also, love how my comment is still getting replies despite it was made 7 months ago. lol.

[spardante2000]

@Miikalee

custom armour are for noobs :3

[Miikalee]

@spardante2000

Who are you to decide that?

[spardante2000]

@Miikalee

who said its decided?

you see the main problem is that people always have to believe that one opinion is an actual concrete fact, and of course they will follow the first one they heard and consider any other opinions as wrong

or put in other words:

none of your damn business

:3

[bigad97]

@Floodmaster13 Well, it does look like bug eyes.

[Foster2858]

@Miikalee I think its cool, but only because it takes the most time to unlock, yet fairly eaisily unlockABLE

[MrShowmepie]

omg yes i hate number 7!!! its like pick one of the other!!!!

[asyourfallingdown300]

i think the hayabusa armor is cool and stuff but i dont really think it fits in with halo.

[MrHalo005]

"Thank you for watching and we love you" I think that's caboose from RvB

[ChucklezLol]

@MrHalo005 I've seen all the BGC and the rest and i don't remember Caboose saying that. Besides the guy who did that voive doesn't watch RvB. That's just his way of saying bye, trust he does it everyday to me.

[MrHalo005]

@ChucklezLol ohhhhhh.......k

[SQITTL3Z]

im surprised they didnt put you know your a noob if you make fun of somebodys armor

[aqworldsman123]

hayabusa armor isnt noobie armor defalut armor is like just normal spartan armor

[XDawn117]

@aqworldsman123 mark vi armor is awesome so is mark v but i agree with these people HAYABUSA SUCKS and i have all the armors

[aqworldsman123]

@XDawn117 if your not a bungie members how do you have all the armours your probably just mad because you couldnt find all the skulls to get hayabusa so dont talk about it

[XDawn117]

@aqworldsman123 i have hayabusa KID i dont use i because it is ugly ass armor ive beaten the gam solo on legendary multiple times ive also helped people get ALL of the skulls your just a pissed off 12y/old whos pissed because IM RIGHT

[aqworldsman123]

@XDawn117 the only one mad is you your getting pissed off just because im right and you suck at halo you dont even know how old i am your the 12 yr old you tard yoru just mad because im right and your not i just made a simple comment and your trolling me

[XDawn117]

@aqworldsman123 wow you completely repeated me calling you a 12y/old which you are you must be mad that the armor you use looks like you want buttsex with a guy now im blocking you because your a whiney little bitch

[knux0037]

@XDawn117 Your both retarded. Look at all the dang typo's. I mean come on people, if your going to say crap to someone else at least know make sense.

[knux0037]

@aqworldsman123 Your both retarded. Look at all the dang typo's. I mean come on people, if your going to say crap to someone else at least know make sense.

[XDawn117]

@knux0037 its youtube!!!! nobody caers aboot bad graaammmererr... and if u do then well ur fcuked cause most eveery perosn are that use youtube be bad at garaammmererr its not like its a formal situation so go to hell

[aqworldsman123]

@knux0037 who told your bitch ass to interfere go back to sucking your dads dick you gays ass bitch

[aqworldsman123]

@XDawn117 your just a gay little bitch who thinks hes hard but yoru just a 30 YEAR OLD nerd so go fuck yourself

[Shalala234]

no you are a noob when you think the hayabusa is the best Armor not when you were

it

[gabby41800]

i just found out my friends are nobes

[deathkaiser100]

@gabby41800 me 2 they are all noobs

[09captincool]

@gabby41800 you spelled N00BES NOT RIGHT

[Cheezetrap245]

@gabby41800 wtf is a nobe

[gohan2390]

@gabby41800 fail

[knux0037]

@gabby41800 whats a nobe?

[mrcool9264]

@knux0037 woooooooooow noob

[knux0037]

@mrcool9264 How am i the noob when I was asking that guy what a nobe was, in effect, correcting his failure?

[XDawn117]

@knux0037 its youtube!!!! nobody caers aboot bad graaammmererr... and if u do then well ur fcuked cause most eveery perosn are that use youtube be bad at garaammmererr its not like its a formal situation so go to hell

[Dnoid25]

thumbs up for the coolest shriek at 3:34

[MrStreetjumper]

nice hey my name over xbox live is xrogueofdeathx i want to be in a machinima so um yes i like cupcakes!!! and no im not a sqeeker. =]

[LordEmpirus]

7 FUCKNG TRUE!! I hate those guys

[mattsbabygurl777]

funny as hell

[nicogabo123]

That was 6 min of my life... Down the drain... U guys dont belong on youtube... You belong on... Some noob sanctuary website or something

[ChucklezLol]

@nicogabo123 You belong in.. Some kind of educational facility, oh yeah it's called a school or college. Learn some grammar and spelling then try and insult us.

[nicogabo123]

@ChucklezLol -this is youtube dude... you dont need to spell things right. this is'nt a spelling quiz smart one

[ChucklezLol]

@nicogabo123 Grammar doesn't cost a thing "dude" and youtube is for uploading and sharing your videos. Not all of them are good but people do it because they love to make them but then there are assholes who feel only amazingly good ones should surface and the bad ones get shat on and not given a chance to get better in fear of persecution. So shut the fuck up and show some respect that people try and entertain others.

[triciaf61]

@nicogabo123 wow u r a noob

[ChucklezLol]

@triciaf61 What an intelligent retort. So fuck off and watch a badly worded video.

[Redthunderlighting]

odst is noob gear



[ubercoolist]

well tecnacaly its pronounced hibusa not hiabusa

lol i suck at spellin

[EdExtream]

I agree with darko14320 hayabusa is not noob!

[ThePop1111]

COME ON #HIT ME!

[gravemind011]

DUMB

[Darko14320]

FUCK U HYABUSA AINT NOOBY FOR SHIT

[Benjez16]

Poor pink spartan. subjected to so much abuse lmao.

[Overdeman1]

Omg it sounds like NOOBS like u made this vid

[ChucklezLol]

@Overdeman1 Thanks for the lovely "Constructive criticism"

[bassmzero]

Woah woah... Hayabusa IS the best armor! HANDS DOWN! No other armor looks as badass with white primary and purple secondary! BECAUSE I THINK IT'S NO. 1 IT MUST BE TRUE!

[soliderboy8785]

i seen those things before those noobs are a #FAIL

[soliderboy8785]

@Sonicspeeders Well i was in forge and me and my friend were in a warthog and we were driving spereate dirrections on rats nest then i splattered him and we made atleast 15 or 10 laps

[gamemanic1212]

this video is a fail

[maidenblogsite]

Well i luv u 2 xD jk i hate u all! xD

[gingasam2]

hate to say it, but calling people noobs for constructive criticism makes you a noob. ruined the already humor depleted video by making that as number 1.

[MrHydroman42]

the noobs in these videos are sooooo fucking over acted. It would be way cooler if someone used actual matchmaking footage

[MrStreetjumper]

so true

[Halopcgamer2]

#13 you know you're a noob if you throw a sitcky at a wall in front of you that you croutch behind and you don't run away

[ZealousSangheili]

Cool! I just made one like this for Halo: Reach.

[xBlackstarz]

lolz last bit was the best ''Hey... you are the guy who have been calling us noobs''

[MrNoobkiller09]

#10 was the funniest one! (that proves how weak the plasma pistol is)

[honapples]

way to fucking waste my vakuable time i could have used in a better/more entertaning way thank u and have a good day

[surfsoccer13]

lmao number 6 and 7 were best

[iNeedConcerta]

why the fuck did you put a text in middle of the other one wich was better u Fucking asshole?

[ChucklezLol]

@iNeedConcerta Because the other one's sound was banned and we had to remake it and fuck off it's our video and we can put text where ever we want, including writing "Dick" on your forehead. And why are you getting so defensive over it when it's not even your's, do you just spend your whole day trolling on the internet?

[iNeedConcerta]

@ChucklezLol you still a fag