Heinz Commercial: Alternative Fuel

[Ghjkl242]

Repeatedly press 6 for hot ketchup-bottle-on-gas-tank-act­ion.

[Ghjkl242]

epeatedly press 6 for hot ketchup-bottle-on-gas-tank action.

[OnlineGamerKid]

going to ruin that car

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

eethanol= heinz

[endlessdrizzle]

i fucking hate ketchup

[shadowfrost44]

that was really stupid!

[OneTwoMark]

sally rusa can suck me off

[RellikBoon]

Sally Rusa DID suck me off.

[Cudajohnny]

It's the truth! I didn't send the video and the bloody body was hanging in my closet! It got loose and fucked my dog. It then killed the whole family. Now I'm the bloody body hanging in someone's closet. Oh darn :(

[marinekid2006]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha very very good comment

[thestevenmccool]

I don't even have a closet! Ha Ha lol

[wblstudios]

He flooded the engine. WITH DELICIOUSNESS.

[mole58]

Ketchup, also known as tomato ketchup, tomato sauce, or red sauce is a condiment, usually made from tomatoes. The primary ingredients in a typical modern ketchup are tomato concentrate, corn syrup (or other sugar), salt, spice and herb extracts (including celery), spice and garlic powder[1]. Allspice, cloves, cinnamon, onion, and other vegetables may be included.

[asdfasdf8904]

ethanol is nothing like sugar wtf

[mole58]

from wikipedia..

"The fermentation of sugar into ethanol is one of the earliest organic reactions employed by humanity. The intoxicating effects of ethanol consumption have been known since ancient times. In modern times, ethanol intended for industrial use is also produced from by-products of petroleum refining.[1]"

[asdfasdf8904]

o well if u meant it like that...anything with glucose would work....

[Tragicburnvictim]

you know id rather be an idiot laughing my ass off than a bored annoyed smart guy. just laugh at this shit nobody gives a shit about the science behind it

[Nickman20000]

i care just as much about the real science behind it as you do. its clearly just a joke. laugh a little.

infact, it was interest in a joke like this that got me into studying alternative fuel. just laugh a little and dont be so concerned about showing off...

[Burnft]

>stating wikipedia as fact

lol

[angelonair]

I don't think they meant sweet as in "ketchup contains sugar".

But sweet as in "very good, delicious"

[mole58]

play on syntax and semantics... layering dialogue with meaning in such a short take is pure genius.

[sonicboom]

Play on being a snob with too much time on his hands...layering criticism with catty sarcasm is pure genius.

[iSonador]

Frutose is sugar o:

It's the sweetest form of sugar.

[RKO228]

dude heinz made this commercial. no these guys

[EpicAntipathy]

Did you just say there is corn syrup in heinz, and then immediately follow that statement saying there isn't? o_O Good job.

[andrewlabuda]

haha someone was high when they wrote this

[Aioazech]

Ahaahahahah. Yes.

[vogtb304]

That was a Jeep Cherokee

[mole58]

yes, a true gas guzzler...

[g0ch0]

anda pal carajo...jajajaj me toy meando de la risaa eres un GENIOO!!!

[untalVictorNieto]

"We just need some more heinz...ketchup"

Priceless

[mole58]

dude, who the hell is that guy? hes awesome!