Andy Andrews - 50 Famous Parental Sayings

[sheaster68]

The 1 person who dislikes this video is probably one of his kids.

[maddashecc]

LOVE IT!

[travel1949]

TOO funny....my Mom and Dad...now I say the same thing.......scarry!!!

[kittycatninja1]

i can say i have hear all of those things in my 14 years ...man i was a trouble maker, lol

[thedrmitchshow]

Love this! It's so true and now I shout these little stupidities as well with my kids!! Most likely they will do the same with theirs...God willing! My parents had six of us and we all turned out fine and still loving them! So funny!!

[jasperman515]

He forgot the one that I feared the most. "Because I'm the Dad; THAT'S why!"

[Monosmith]

The process of me memorizing this starts right...now.

[Nine00]

I was just SO disappointed with the dad version of the mom song, so finding something as hilarious as this- priceless!

[00JesusFreak0]

I got to see him two days ago!

(can you tell he has adhd)

[ElderWiggins]

I love it!

~from a mom of 5

[mauiflis]

My mother would say, "Hand me something I can throw at you!" I handed her a dish towel, and she had a hard time not laughing. I got off easy that time.

[324tjn]

Heard this on Satellite radio and loved it. Have to share it with friends on FB.

[SgtWitt]

How about the one I hated most... "Because I said so!"

[alphabethsoup]

@SgtWitt There's a book by John Rosemond with that as the title. (:

[AVisionInDesign]

It was great seeing you in Clevland, OH. You are such an insperation to me and my life. Everyone should buy your books. They could learn alot.......

[letmeindarnitman]

I met this guy 20 some odd years ago, at the Marion County Fairgrounds in Florida. FUNNY THEN, FUNNY TODAY!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

[fschoenheit]

If your a Dad, you'll appreciate this!

[ktovornik]

This guy is so funny!! I wish I could find a copy of the one where he talks about being a kid and his coach couldn't pronounce "l's" and instead of the word "fault"he keeps saying "fart". If anyone knows where I can find that, please tell me. It cracks me up everytime!!

[LinneaKline]

OH MY... LOVE IT LOVE IT. This is a great video and good for a chuckle to boot. Thanks for sharing it.

[EdwardCullenCrazy254]

hahahahahahahahahahaha omg my mom said half of those things to me today!!!!!!

[NewMamaBear]

Missing: "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

But I can say I heard every of the toher statements given growing up.

[Netmarketinglegend]

genius, great effort :-)

[angel26519]

Thank you for the laugh!!!

[jeffherring]

"eat this before it spoils"

[inspired39]

lol great vid

[kakashilover323]

"don't turn you're back on me"

"did i tell you, you can talk?"

[kakashilover323]

what about "because i said so!"

or...

"don't do that" then the child respond "but you're doing it/but you told me to..." parent "dont question me"

or....

"excuse me..! who do u think you're talking to"

[JohnGee1977]

As a parent education teacher, I would love to have access to the sayings as a list. Anyone know where I can find it?

[ideagirlconsulting]

amazing brain.. that you can remember all that stuff.. cool ..

[Geertmar62]

Apart from the warning about driving their motocycle I say all of that to my 10-year old every day. In less than 50 seconds even! (takes some practice, I admit)

[gregmschmidt]

Whoa, for a minute there, I thought Andy was an auctioneer! Very funny, though

[KitttyJo]

He forgot "Close that door! Do you think we live in a barn?" and "If you're gonna cry, I'll give you something to cry for!" LOL

[AttainTheDream]

Andy is one the best speakers of all time!! This is a classic that all parents should keep to help them keep their sanity in this day and age! We loved seeing him in Mexico in 2005 and recommend you go to see him if you ever have a chance. He will change your life if you are looking for change to occur! Thanks Andy!!

[cliffsheets]

This is a family vacation--you're gonna have fun whether you like it or not.

[cloudsoarer13]

i absolutely love the saying at 1:08! it is so funny

[420RonPaul]

Lol yeah

[WolfDreamer1112]

I know I heard every one of those growing up. Nice work. Andy, I appreciate everything you're doing and everything you represent. God bless.