On the Magic Sandwich -faith in frauds, fools, and ...fairies?

[whizzles1]

He believes in elves, next thing he will tell you is that there are invisible people living in the sky who can grant your every wish through prayer.

[JakieToJestPojebane]

CO JA PACZE

[SpEcImEn128]

THey are vegetarian, they eat mud and deer poop

[TitanNerd68]

If this is what Iceland is like, that might explain Bjork.

[Abbadon380]

10% OF ICE LAND IS DELUDED SAD ISNT IT

[Abbadon380]

ELVESS ELVESS ELVESS ELVESS THIS GUY IS PLAIN MAD, RETARDED OR IS PULLING A HOAX.

[autopsy87]

this is why you dont drink the bong water.

[ehsanpartovi]

I hope he gets raped and merdured by an elf tonight.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

I thought he was talking about elk for, like, a whole minute.

[Zoobeezoo]

What was this guy on, and where can i find some?

[OhRlyRly]

This guy is so hard to watch. . . Normally I don't have desires to destroy large tracts of natural beauty, but I just want to see that lake explode.. Mythbusters please bust these Elves!

[LustinForBlood]

Elves..?

[SilverIcetail]

I wonder what happens if I mix his drugs with Charlie Sheen. ....

[LYTHBAND]

holy shit tits!!!!gnomes?????WTF! he must be on the shrooms

[socksumi]

Crazy but harmless. Quite a benign form of delusion compared to fanatical Islam or fundamentalist Christianity for example.

[Neko3Noskire]

fun fact. real "spirits" which are nothing more than stray electromagnetic fields affect em devices like radios, cameras, geiger counters, night vision. detonating an emps such as a high altitude nuclear explosions creates em deadzones and mass em disruption and destruction over a wide area. but you don need to build a nuke. just overcharge a capacitor till it explodes. hmm can an emp kill a "spirit"?

[LordOmberus]

Oh god. I have to see this guy's youtube channel...

[Neko3Noskire]

@LordOmberus no good trolling it though. its set for comments pending approval.

[LordOmberus]

@Neko3Noskire

I actually don't care. This person is FASCINATING. He's completely daffy and yet somehow completely coherent about it. It's like seeing some bizarre creature at the zoo.

[SisPackAbs]

....he took all his lawn ornaments to a restaurant???

[Stevarious]

Aw crap yeah unicorns! Just like in the biiibllllleeeee!! Yay!!!

[rockaholick37]

Don't ya just love trippin of Acid

[buttface112211]

ZOMG, THE UNICORN CARE TAKERS!!! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[DaggVids]

2:38 It's Heinz Doofenshmirtz's missing lawn gnome! So that's where he's been all these years.

[spook81793]

this is a joke right?

[wyvernlord23]

Wow that guy gets PAYED to talk out his ass...

[Xigano1]

The term WTF seems inadequate ...

[prakkari]

Hi. I am from Iceland, and I just want to emphasize that this program is absolute bullshit. Nobody believes this here, but there are a handful of crackpot that cash in on this. Give the tourist what they want and get some money and personal attention. Actually this is a way to cash in on the supremacy factor in Americans and Germans for example. They love to think that other nations are primitive, superstitious and stupid. We play that role well and free them of the burden of cash.

[Itallgoes2me]

Is there a chance that this guy was explaining the rules of a l.a.r.p.? The gnome lady seemed complete mental illness, but the guy explaining descriptions of elves and unicorns did it so fluently to the point that I think he was laying out the rules to a fantasy game/scene in a live action roleplaying event.

[MikeEmery9]

Seems legit

[Aydosh1991]

Well I saw at least one fairy in this video.

[arubian06]

what in the blue hell are these people smoking?!?

[Cootabux]

Aren't we seeing a fairies house 1st hand on the counter at 9:30??

[looknfortruth]

why is this guy not in a mental institution?

[Baeloth]

Huldu Fólk(hidden people) living in rocks how typical. Atleast now we know where many went after street lights appeared in the Faroe Islands.

[djPaigeRailstone]

6:30 Mmmmmm rock pancakes.

[DarkZholt]

Fairies, gnomes, unicorns, I don't think they exist, but I know Trolls DO exist and this Christopher dude is probably one LOL

[MyContext]

???

[Reip187]

This bitch is trying to steal old family cookie recipes for great profit. What a dick.

[lgbarrier2]

UNICORN CARETAKERS?!! i almost shat myself.

[thisismymoniker]

Christopher Valentine: Expert in Brazenly Bullshitting While Smiling.

[DrewsAnimation]

this guys has spent many long hours in the wood smoking herbs with the elves if you know what I mean.

[sonykroket]

That first guy comes off as a childmolester

[aj528]

Woah shit, I am a wood elf and this weird ass guy won't leave me and my family alone. I just want to make some damn cookies in peace.

[napornik]

Fucking Poe's law!

I can't figure out the dude in pink shirt. Is he fo' reel or what?

[DarkZholt]

@napornik Was thinking the same thing.

Can't say if he's trolling or not ...

[kusalaviro]

Best video EVER!

[RobertoWatchin]

who cares?

[Cootabux]

I heard that if a Fairy wears his hat cocked to the left, it means he's straight!

Anyone heard that one before?

I wonder what it means if they wear their hats backwards??

[DeflocculatedDentist]

"There are lots of temporarily unoccupied houses the elves like to use." I've been to the mountains of North Carolina.... those are homeless people.

[bobtheantman1]

When did David Bowie become an elfie?

[monkeyonacross]

way to go chrissy, now the elves have to find another hide!

[olllj]

obviously lots of LSD involved.

[1972gambini]

THAT DUDE MAKES CHARLIE SHEEN LOOK FUCKING NORMAL!!!!!

[Neko3Noskire]

@1972gambini that dude makes radical muslems look sane

[seraphphyx]

What a jerk! The elves are hiding and this ass invades their territory!

[GordonYKWong]

That must be some strong shroom Mr. Valentine smoked in his youth.

Imagine elves eating with chopsticks?? Everyone knows elves prefer sporks. Duh!

[Neanderthalcouzin]

David the gnome,

He’s cool as f@$k,

In the intro sequence,

He’s riding a duck,

The forest animals all look up to him,

He’s a pioneering husler,

Like Larry Flint.

[stillbornjesusfetus]

I know they're not real because God didn't kill any in the bible.

[KaelHunter]

I can't tell if this guy is taking the piss... I really do hope so else he's going to be needing sectioning.

[greeny202a]

WTF are all you guys mocking here???? This is not some made up bullshit like the qur'an or the bible you know!!! This is reality man! Hes trying to enlighten you as to who are the healing modality in the nature spirit realm!

[ZephZhang]

I'd make a great critical analyst for this kind of stuff if it weren't that I'd have to listen to it for more than a couple minutes without climbing a clock tower from sheer revulsion. Aaron, in my opinion does not deserve praise so much for his critical thinking skills as for his iron stomach and ability to surf endless waves of bullshit. I really wish I could draw action hero cartoons.

[pumpstations]

Why does my comment that has more thumbs up 20, & funnier not at the top anymore?

[instereovideos]

There's a reason people get so annoyed with idiots like this... it's because subconsciously, we know there's no possible scenario in which he's being sincere. If he doesn't believe in elves, and he's just mocking people, then he's just an ass... but if he does (either because they're real or because he's nuts), he's still being insincere, because he would still have to know that others don't believe, so a sincere believer would take a different tone with the audience. This guy irks me deep down.

[peoplepowered1]

Unicorns are real, damn it!

[ikkoikki]

Gnomes and 'hidden people' blocking freeway construction??? Does this in any way explain how the Icelandic banking system collpased?

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Not all elves are alike, you prejudiced jerk! You don't speak for us! Who the fuck do you think you are? You wanna fight?! I will punch your balls in!

[SkeksisRule]

What kind of drugs is this guy taking?

[Retales]

... õ_õ

[dhx84]

Geez. What is this guy on? I want some.

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

hahah elf

[DeistPaladin]

Wow, I'm sorry I missed this episode. I just watched this video thinking W... T... F...

[shadownor]

I heard a noise and discovered an elf in my kitchen. He thought he was quick and hid in the microwave.  Big mistake.

...tastes like chicken

[ICULearner]

@#$%ing nutter!

[zawarudowryyyyyy]

This video is Smurftastic.

[fourtrees44]

Yawn

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

Lets hope they help us when the shadow of Mordor falls over the land again.

[Ryagful]

erm...is this guy serious?elfs............?>_<

[Domzdream]

I LOVE this clip HAHAHAHA! It cracks me up every time I watch it HAHAHA!

[Saeyabor]

This is awesome! I can finally have an army of Uruk-hai!

[stylovore]

i feel like crying. Man this is so messed up.

[thenoobassassin]

WHAT

[assassinfox]

My mind is blown.

[Newenlightenmentnow]

Is this a joke? Are they fucking with us?

[Newenlightenmentnow]

I thought elves lived in trees and made cookies.

[amphitrike]

but there isn't a lot of bamboo in Iceland ?!?!?

[Foileedify]

Oh man, he should reeally check up on how elves where, back in the old days, they were nasty, heartles and soulless creatures, who lured people into their hill and danced (Yes, danced) the life out of them in a single night. You could know them, from the hole they got in their back, where their heart had been removed. What he's jabbering about, is the fantasy, roleplaying, view of the elves. Someone should find a shovel and bang some sense into his head.

[swilson3d]

Wait,.. is this guy serious?

[LionTroy]

@swilson3d He claims to be.

[Felhaven]

I hope an old school Sidhe shows up and kicks this guys ass

[MrTruthAddict]

Hey, this makes more sense than Jewish zombies and talking snakes...

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

If you don't believe in elves, faires, woodland spirits, etc., you probably spend most of your time under artificial light and only walk on concrete.

Spend a week backpacking by yourself through Iceland or Alaska and see how your opinion changes.

[dunsedog]

@FluffyFeralMarmot I don't think that's the reason tbh. I mean I don't think survival experts usually believe in elves and faires and really, they spend multiple extended periods of time in woodlands yet their opinion hasn't changed. I can't speak for all survival experts but I can speak for a few.

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

@dunsedog What the heck is a "survival expert"?

Anyway, why would you listen to someone else's opinion on this -- go check for yourself.

[dunsedog]

@FluffyFeralMarmot An example of one would be Ray Mears.

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

@dunsedog He specifically mentions that he doesn't believe in fairies?

[EvenFive]

Is this for real? people really believe this?

[gillipong]

I am Icelandic. And those elf believers are rare. But I thought Guðrún Björnsdóttir was kinda cute. My friends grandmother was a self proclaimed psychic and talked about a friend of hers (a gnome) that told her to take the laundry in because it was going to rain and stuff like that. But Magnús Skarphéðinsson is a known nut and widely considered a moron. That Valentine dude is effing brilliant !! Funniest thing I've seen in years.

[TheAngryBum]

They're all away with the fairies!

[VaiRoth]

Its the chrisvalentineshow,any attempt to post comments on his vids or channel are pending approval,what a surprise

[kittley1984]

I wonder if Christians realize this is what they sound like to most Atheists....

[Markysar]

@kittley1984

Somehow I seriously doubt it.... If only they could.

[Mafiaaffe]

Hmm Drugs Are Bad. Hmmk!

[barakuda1111]

Holy nut cracker batman

[gregrutz]

and ...fairies? Don't forget the fruits.

[TelenTerror]

I'm a little disappointed that I can't find the broadcast of the MSS recorded anywhere. This would have been extremely interesting to watch, so I throw myself at the mercy of the commenters and Mr. Ra: Was the broadacast addressing this topic recorded?

[TelenTerror]

I'm a little disappointed that I can't find the broadcast of the MSS recorded anywhere. This would have been extremely interesting to watch, so I throw myself at the mercy of the commenters and Mr. Ra: Was the broadacast addressing this topic recorded?

[PowerOfTheMirror]

if only they stated at the beginning that this is fiction then everyone could enjoy a good story. its ok to talk about fairies and unicorns just dont try to convince someone that its real, unless you have some REAL evidence.

[greatbearstar451]

Is this guy high?

[BeekersSqueakers]

You don't know how hard it was for me not to make a gay joke on the "Fairies are real," segment.

[tctheunbeliever]

Wow.

[Hermy1138]

unicorn caretakers?

[Gnug215]

When Lord of the Rings is used as factual reference, you KNOW it's good.

[rsxfreak03]

My brain actually hurts.

[TheMalcore]

dude how much acid to you have to consume to belive that crap ?

[NoFearOfGod]

I just spit soda all over my keyboard at the "Cant argue with facts like that" annotation !

lololol..shit, wheres the windex?? :)

[NoFearOfGod]

This is why I get on ytube and stay for 3 hours when I just meant to stay for 5 minutes, always finding something new to make you want to say WTF?

"roo's loose in the top paddock !

[dejawolf]

my braaainnn.... its melltiiiinnngghhhh.

[JohnDoeSchmoe]

Grownups who never grew up.

[ugoezy]

AHAHAHA=lol

[kalajel]

What the freakin' fuck!?

[Markysar]

Really?.......................­...I mean ............ REALLY?????

Wouldn't we have found evidence in the fosil record of these creatures? Have you ever seen a stuffed specimen in a museum somewhere?

But of course not, they are 'magic' XD....... These people need help.

[holdontoyourwig]

ELVIS lives in a pond ?

[SaintBertholdt]

I think Christopher is an elf. A gay elf.

[LueTm]

@SaintBertholdt arent all elves gay?

[mandrellian]

@SaintBertholdt "Gay elf" is a redundancy :)

[professorimpossible]

@mandrellian tautology!! pretty sure christopher is blanche babcock!

[Cootabux]

@mandrellian

Didn't you mean, "Gay Fairy" is redundant?

[hobbitsarecool]

Does Liv Tyler skinny dip in that lake? Hmmm, elves...

[CathakLinari]

wtf?

[brianblackberry]

It's sad because Iceland is supposed to be one of the most secular societies in the world. People sadly just traded organized religion for belief in faeries, that isn't a step up.

[thordurinn]

@brianblackberry let me reassure you that those beliefs aren't common in Iceland. in order to get those poll numbers they mention in the video you'd have to be polling an old people's home or something. 10% ?! it's bullshit. . I do have to admit though, that the belief does exist and flourish here and it's probably more common than in other countries and this is probably the only country where it's a respected superstition and things like moving highways so they won't disturb the elves happens.

[Biogenman]

My brain cells... Dying ... Dying...

[yuo252]

Those guys must have been smoking "elf shroomz" with those "elves" which are really just little people who are tripping there little balls off while wearing old chistmas Clothes they stole.

[Ansonidak]

This guy is clearly full of shit. Bigfoot is the tallest of the nature spirits. He's very shy too.

[hobbitsarecool]

@Ansonidak

Bigfoot isn't shy. You are commenting on his channel.

[Spartan9095]

Oh hey! a new AronRa video! ....The fuck am I watching?

[mmmmmarcus]

Good lord, these people need to refrain from smoking toad venom.

[suferable]

Holy Shit! Brian Froud, what have you wrought? 

[barsanted]

After seen this a have only one acronym to say...

WTF!!!!

[TheGeekySkeptic]

After watching this, I feel like the last shred of faith in humanity I had left (after religion and esotherics), just got taken away, stomped on, buried, dragged out again, and then shredded to pieces...

We will NEVER make it guys... We have like... 50 years left on this planet, give or take 40. And if you don't believe I am right, watch the video again. And remember, these people vote too...

[veggiescrub]

Boy, is this video reassuring. I didn't even know there were people or organizations looking out for the Elves. With Global Warming and all that, I was concerned that they would be having troubles. But if they have sanctuaries like this to go to, then I'm a little less worried. When are humans going to learn we are not the only intelligent species on earth, and the god(s) will be very angry with us, if we don't take care of the Elves and Gnomes. Thanks for bringing it to our attn. Aron!

[216trixie]

I feel like my brain just got run over by a Dumb-truck.

[216trixie]

Elves like to use empty houses?  Trespassers.

[TheShadowOfMars]

I stayed composed until he mentioned unicorns. LMAO.

[Domzdream]

Wait. Is that a little elf tickling me?

No....

no. wait. Nah, it's just an itchy nutsack!

Shucks.

[Domzdream]

AAAAAAAAAAA_HAHAHAHA!

What dimension is this guy from?

Go back! dude. Go back to the light. Follow the liiight.

[diicctater]

well, someone needs to tell the elves that they do a piss poor job keeping the unicorns safe... I've never seen a live one so far.

[Duke0James]

Well, unlike religious nutjobs, at least these people are rather harmless.

[Nexus974]

@Duke0James ...and amusing.

[Joerexia]

How ridiculous. Unicorns are ALWAYS safe.

[MechanizedFantasy]

@Joerexia Hell yes! Have you ever seen their statline?!  AC2 with 4+4 hit dice. THAC0 of 15, 3 attacks potentially dealing 3-24 points of damage a round that can teleport and has spell immunities. One isn't very tough; but you might get SIX if your DM's rolling # appearing.

...Oh, wait, these dudes are talking about really-real Unicorns. Those are crap.

[satanicwatermelon]

I want some of that shit they're smoking.

[warren52nz]

Believing in Santa must be a walk in the park for this guy.

What's going on in this world, has everyone gone crazy???

[hvati]

As an Icelander I feel a bit ashamed to watch this. Luckily, around 50% of the nation are atheists but we have crazy people like everyone else. The interviewer certainly found the cream of that bunch of people.

[TainoMantis]

I've always wondered what happens if you don't fight delusions away with medication, but instead give in to them. This guy is absolutely insane and is treating it as if its normal.

[JulianRubbish]

This shit is hilarious.

[JosephW99]

WTF

[MattThermo]

Watching that made me want to eat my own brain.

[scientiaarsvita1]

Belief in elves is insane, but as insanities go, it seems pretty harmless. There are many false beliefs that cause real harm to people. An obvious example of harmful beliefs is homophobia common in Christianity and Islam. Do those who believe in elves prevent children from learning science because their beliefs contradict the facts - as Creationist Christians do? Shouldn't we focus on ridiculing and reducing false beliefs that are also obviously harmful and violent?

[Nexus974]

@scientiaarsvita1 Good point....

At least the elves aren't telling this guy to kill unbelievers.

[damianhoward]

Was that the video definition of Bat$hit crazy?

[sgtbigs22]

this was a 10 minute migraine...

[Nexus974]

My ex-wife, a wiccan high priestess, used to speak like that. She honestly believed a patch of woods near our place was some kind of elf kingdom.

[DigitizedSelf]

Lol, I'm pretty sure that the elves are keeping that guy's wisdom XD

[Godfred78]

No more stupid than the "God Theory"

Same same but different! ;)