This earth is much older - dinosaurs may be from that ERA when the earth was ruled by satan before his fall. The Bible begins with Genesis: God created heaven & earth PERIOD! The earth was void and empty, are the next words. However: God does not create that way. What happened was that satan & his angels rebelled against God & there war was on the earth between satan & his fallen angels & God's angels. THEN the earth was made void & empty by this war. The Second creation + Adam are 6.000 years!
Wht ths guy dz,is wht u call a career??He shits with his mouth,Thought pple used asses.Talk of evolution,or isnt that wht he said;Xtians look unevolutionised?Atleast they shit usin their asses,not mouths.Leaves Billy the only unevolutionised idiot dum dum.
If you got nothing else to do with your miserable self..come clean my toilet; much better career than the shit u do.
umm no dinos were mentioned, leviathan sound familiar? dinos were found to be around till about the david and goliath story then they arent mentioned anymore. although the 12,000 years thing is totally disproved. gotta remember people, its not the relgion, its the people -.-
So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
Firstly the earth is around 6000 years old. Not 12000. What we today call dinosaurs were not 'planted by God to fuck with us' but were actual animals that ARE mentioned several times in the bible. Can't find the word 'Dinosaur' in the bible?? Well thats bc the word wasn't created till the mid 1800's and the bible was written thousands of years ago. Look for dragon, behemoth, or leviathan. Very possibly old words for the same animals we call dinosaurs today.
firstly, how do you account for all the radiometric dating that says the earth is atleast billions and if not 100s of millions of years old?
and secondly, if dinosaurs walked the earth, co-existed with humans and lived in dense enough numbers to reproduce consistently, humans would've died out...
and thirdly, if dinosaurs were a regular sight, they wouldn't have been held in awe like the mythical creatures in the bible...
@scat4u What do you imply with this? That the Bible is not the Word of God? God could not write the Bible because He is Spirit, and how does spirit manifest in a material world? He breathes His Word through His chosen vessels and they write, not bypassing their own character and personalities. God watches over His Word to do it. Jesus Christ said that not even a tittle or jota would be changed - meaning the Bible is that exact. Nobody can hide behind this excuse and say that is why I ignored it.
The fact that it fails to mention ANYTHING that gives it true scientific merit is a big indication that it's mostly make-believe. It's nothing more than a fictional book of moral axioms meant to conform people through fear, ignorance, and misplaced conviction.
Any historical aspects of the book has been tainted with religious perspective, disinformation, and censorship.
You wouldn't ask a creationist for lessons in geology, would you?
Ha! Archaeologists have been using the Bible as a source to find people and locations for decades. It told us about Pontius Pilate, King David, the pools of Bethesda, etc. before we found any additional evidence for them. If you want to contest, say, whether Jesus performed miracles, or whether Adam and Eve were historical, go right ahead. But saying *any* biblical history has been irredeemably tarnished makes you sound just as retarded as the fundies saying dinosaur bones are a test of faith.
Dogmas not axioms.Axioms is something you can observe with common sense but don't need to prove it.Like straight line is infinite or 2+2=4 or the sky is blue.
Well, there are a lot of dogmatic litter in the Bible, but by your own definition there are axioms as well. Hell, some of the commandments (mainly the later ones) could easily be considered axioms: Don't lie, kill, or steal. Seems like common sense to me :)
There is some descent stuff there, but there is a lot of religious garbage too.
There is no commandment that say don't lie. Your thinking of the commandment "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." Sounds a lot like don't lie, but that's not what it means. Also it's important to note the distinction between "Thou shalt not kill" (the modern, 'fluffy' version) and "Thou shalt not commit murder." The two phrases are similar but again, not the same. Murder in a religious sense is the killing of one who is innocent by the laws of God. (cont)
So killing a homosexual is not murder, neither is killing a disobedient child, a woman who is not a virgin when she is married, an adulterer, a blasphemer, anyone who mixes meat and dairy, anyone who works on Sunday, anyone who does not believe in god, proselytizers (take that Jehova's Witnesses on my damned lawn) i think you can see where this is going....
@lameuser1 The thing that will really get people is that dinosaur fossils are planted by man. Why do you think it's only Archeologists and scientists who ever discover them, this planet is so huge and you could dig all you want to your self, you will never find a dino fossil. They aren't real. How many dinosaurs have you dug up your self, personally? So.. how credible is the information you've been told about them? It's just hear-say right? Just like the bible. I don't trust either
Because, the credibility of scientific information (after careful examination by professionals & experts) is much greater than anything someone life yourself could ever achieve. Do some research on the scientific method before pretending to know more about science than real scientist.
The words are there, but the connotations are different! The English language evolves rapidly, and today those animals would likely be, respectively, wild oxen, tree-dwelling venomous snakes, goats and roosters.
Back in medieval times, the word "fish" meant any animal that didn't fully dwell on land. So in that context, puffins, whales, and seals qualified as "fish." Take an evolving language into account next time you think you've scored a point against Christians.
Seems like a stretch to chalk half men half goats up to a mis-characterization of a goat. Additionally unless you can provide historical evidence that these words meant different things then what they mean today, ie unicorns meant wild oxen, then your assertion that the language has "evolved" that drastically has no validity. To prove this you would need to find a description in an ancient text of a unicorn that had brown fur, two horns, and other oxen traits, otherwise unicorn means unicorn.
No, the burden rests upon you to show that medieval folk understood those words to refer to the fantasy beasts we attribute to them today, rather than just being other names (or more poetic names to be included in a more "beautiful" translation of the Bible) for mundane animals.
And even then, you need to look at the *context* of those verses. The biblical bestiary doesn't just include literal and tangible creatures (e.g. Lucifer being represented by a seven-headed dragon in Revelation 12).
Uh, well first of all I'm pretty sure the authors of the bible didn't live in "medieval" times. Secondly you have claimed the magical animals in the bible weren't what they were written to be, so by classical logic the burden rests on you...But i think this conversation is over anyway.
To clarify, I stated facts about what was contained in the bible, mythical creatures. You then claimed the words mean something different than what is generally understood. Therefore, since you are doing the claiming the burden rests on your shoulders.
@Raptorman117 it doesn't matter what the words mean. there is science that proves the world is not 6,000 years old, and that dinosaurs died off 65 million years ago. there is no god, the bible is a story. its a superbly written story, created to control uncivilized people. and its great literature to study how humans are controlled and how the elite decided human history for thousands of years. its no where near the truth. people need to understand this.
Please ask this poor fool that...aa...whatts his name again...Billy Hicks?
He has such low IQ...its so bloody sad....if he wants a place where they talk about dinos....aaa...like daaahh!!! An encycloedia or Bio txt bk would do poor fool....bloody obvious even my 2 yr old cousin wuldn go lookn 4 dinos in a Bible...
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I don't care if you love or hate Bill Hicks. This act defines "asinine." Why strain so hard through this joke to get so few laughs (unless of course you violently agree with him)?
Yeah, I am sick of that "dino bones = faith test" argument, myself. 99.9% OF RELIGIOUS FOLK AGREE WITH BILL! They know that dinosaurs existed. Why tarnish every God-believer with this brush which can only paint a tiny minority? Bill is sometimes funny, but "freethinker" is hardly descriptive of him.
Listen to the first thing he says FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS (Like the ones that are in the white house) Believe in this wich is why he's making fun of it. BECAUSE ITS STUPID stop defending morons maybe its where you live if you lived in the south you'd encounter these people on a daily basis. BTW Bill is from Texas amazing thats probably why he thinks the way he does HE"S FROM THE SOUTH!
To be fair about it, the animals of the earth described in the bible, existed before man. The bible also mentions the behemoth ( large land creature) and the leviathan (large sea creature). Not fish, whales or elephants. These animals had names in the Hebrew language that did not translate into either one.
I have no clue. He was a strange man (lazy eye, let me do a "for fun" class report on Anarchism, was a proponant for Intelligent Design, and probably some more shit I don't remember).
But, do know that in religion people are free to make up whatever goofy shit they please on what ever reasoning they can conjur.
I take it you guys are from the US then... because in Europe I don't know one single person who'd feel obliged to say "sure" when asked if they are a believer or not... it's really sad
dont worry hes not one of the only people>. problem is not enough people r truthful when asked if their a Believer. people feel obligated to say SURE ok
Most people are insecure (I'm one of them), so they feel the need to say what they're supposed to say and feel as their suppose to feel...ie bullshitting. And, they feel justified in doing it.
But, for people like Bill being blunt and honest comes natural because, as he states, he's a little vicious.
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This earth is much older - dinosaurs may be from that ERA when the earth was ruled by satan before his fall. The Bible begins with Genesis: God created heaven & earth PERIOD! The earth was void and empty, are the next words. However: God does not create that way. What happened was that satan & his angels rebelled against God & there war was on the earth between satan & his fallen angels & God's angels. THEN the earth was made void & empty by this war. The Second creation + Adam are 6.000 years!
DutchLionFrans 5 months ago
This is funny, but at 0:53, in the the bible - job 40:15-24 it does mention him seeing a dinosaur (behemoth) and describing it in detail.
muffinman9797 6 months ago
religion is in a rapid decline due to the fact you cant be killed if you dont believe.
billbo1154 10 months ago
8 people think the flintstones was a documentary
UberLogic 11 months ago 2
Sad.
Wht ths guy dz,is wht u call a career??He shits with his mouth,Thought pple used asses.Talk of evolution,or isnt that wht he said;Xtians look unevolutionised?Atleast they shit usin their asses,not mouths.Leaves Billy the only unevolutionised idiot dum dum.
If you got nothing else to do with your miserable self..come clean my toilet; much better career than the shit u do.
Mimureeen 11 months ago
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bellagoth007 10 months ago
@Mimureeen You used the word "unevolutionised" and you're calling someone else an idiot? Now that's comedy.
bellagoth007 10 months ago
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Mimureeen 11 months ago
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Mimureeen 11 months ago
As a Catholic, I think this is hilarious
AquaPhoenix2006 1 year ago
did it all come from a man talking to a burning bush??
1979Zeeb 1 year ago
The religion is wrong, you cant dispute that but the faith may not be.
Xchris117X 1 year ago
umm no dinos were mentioned, leviathan sound familiar? dinos were found to be around till about the david and goliath story then they arent mentioned anymore. although the 12,000 years thing is totally disproved. gotta remember people, its not the relgion, its the people -.-
FaytRagnarok 1 year ago
ehh ... for the choir.
pnutbutrncrackers 1 year ago
The idiots that laugh at this stuff amazes me, This guy is terrible!! He knows the truth now!!
ironman197268 1 year ago
So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
jestar30 1 year ago
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So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
jestar30 1 year ago
So many uneducated idiots these days! Every one is quick to make fun of, mock and brush off things without doing their own homework, Real home work, not looking up a video and eating potato chips..The only reason evolution is easily accepted is not because of facts, its because to believe the opposite is true would mean christianity has validity!!! dum dums
jestar30 1 year ago
Firstly the earth is around 6000 years old. Not 12000. What we today call dinosaurs were not 'planted by God to fuck with us' but were actual animals that ARE mentioned several times in the bible. Can't find the word 'Dinosaur' in the bible?? Well thats bc the word wasn't created till the mid 1800's and the bible was written thousands of years ago. Look for dragon, behemoth, or leviathan. Very possibly old words for the same animals we call dinosaurs today.
anthonywaynepalmer 1 year ago
@anthonywaynepalmer you actually believe that the world is 6,000 years old? HA
jkjl234 1 year ago
firstly, how do you account for all the radiometric dating that says the earth is atleast billions and if not 100s of millions of years old?
and secondly, if dinosaurs walked the earth, co-existed with humans and lived in dense enough numbers to reproduce consistently, humans would've died out...
and thirdly, if dinosaurs were a regular sight, they wouldn't have been held in awe like the mythical creatures in the bible...
FormulaOneFan4Eva 1 year ago
Bill Hicks ! Man he made my day complete ;)
5 stars !
blackmassus 1 year ago
no offense but, FUCK RELIGION!!!
unholysparta101 1 year ago
in the end, everyone needs to remember that the bible was written by man.
scat4u 2 years ago 23
@scat4u More like written by God through man.
anthonywaynepalmer 1 year ago
@scat4u What do you imply with this? That the Bible is not the Word of God? God could not write the Bible because He is Spirit, and how does spirit manifest in a material world? He breathes His Word through His chosen vessels and they write, not bypassing their own character and personalities. God watches over His Word to do it. Jesus Christ said that not even a tittle or jota would be changed - meaning the Bible is that exact. Nobody can hide behind this excuse and say that is why I ignored it.
DutchLionFrans 5 months ago
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BTW, the Bible doesn't mention house cats, poison arrow frogs or wooly mammoths. What, did you expect it to be a biology textbook?
Raptorman117 3 years ago
The fact that it fails to mention ANYTHING that gives it true scientific merit is a big indication that it's mostly make-believe. It's nothing more than a fictional book of moral axioms meant to conform people through fear, ignorance, and misplaced conviction.
Any historical aspects of the book has been tainted with religious perspective, disinformation, and censorship.
You wouldn't ask a creationist for lessons in geology, would you?
lameuser1 3 years ago 9
Ha! Archaeologists have been using the Bible as a source to find people and locations for decades. It told us about Pontius Pilate, King David, the pools of Bethesda, etc. before we found any additional evidence for them. If you want to contest, say, whether Jesus performed miracles, or whether Adam and Eve were historical, go right ahead. But saying *any* biblical history has been irredeemably tarnished makes you sound just as retarded as the fundies saying dinosaur bones are a test of faith.
Raptorman117 3 years ago
By that logic Spiderman could of existed because New York is a historical place? Yeah right.
Cyraside 3 years ago 2
@lameuser1
Dogmas not axioms.Axioms is something you can observe with common sense but don't need to prove it.Like straight line is infinite or 2+2=4 or the sky is blue.
MeetYourMeaker 1 year ago
@MeetYourMeaker
Well, there are a lot of dogmatic litter in the Bible, but by your own definition there are axioms as well. Hell, some of the commandments (mainly the later ones) could easily be considered axioms: Don't lie, kill, or steal. Seems like common sense to me :)
There is some descent stuff there, but there is a lot of religious garbage too.
lameuser1 1 year ago
@lameuser1
There is no commandment that say don't lie. Your thinking of the commandment "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." Sounds a lot like don't lie, but that's not what it means. Also it's important to note the distinction between "Thou shalt not kill" (the modern, 'fluffy' version) and "Thou shalt not commit murder." The two phrases are similar but again, not the same. Murder in a religious sense is the killing of one who is innocent by the laws of God. (cont)
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
(cont)
So killing a homosexual is not murder, neither is killing a disobedient child, a woman who is not a virgin when she is married, an adulterer, a blasphemer, anyone who mixes meat and dairy, anyone who works on Sunday, anyone who does not believe in god, proselytizers (take that Jehova's Witnesses on my damned lawn) i think you can see where this is going....
z3r0t0l3r4ns 1 year ago
@lameuser1 The thing that will really get people is that dinosaur fossils are planted by man. Why do you think it's only Archeologists and scientists who ever discover them, this planet is so huge and you could dig all you want to your self, you will never find a dino fossil. They aren't real. How many dinosaurs have you dug up your self, personally? So.. how credible is the information you've been told about them? It's just hear-say right? Just like the bible. I don't trust either
Shakeitupyes 1 year ago
@Shakeitupyes
That's fascinating logic.
Because, the credibility of scientific information (after careful examination by professionals & experts) is much greater than anything someone life yourself could ever achieve. Do some research on the scientific method before pretending to know more about science than real scientist.
lameuser1 1 year ago 2
Yet it does mention unicorns(Job 39:9-10), fiery serpents(Isaiah 14:29), Satyrs(Isaiah 13:21), and Cockatrices(Isaiah 11:8).
Satyrs: Half men half goats
Cockatrice:Serpents from chicken eggs that could kill with a glance
XFundie 2 years ago
The words are there, but the connotations are different! The English language evolves rapidly, and today those animals would likely be, respectively, wild oxen, tree-dwelling venomous snakes, goats and roosters.
Back in medieval times, the word "fish" meant any animal that didn't fully dwell on land. So in that context, puffins, whales, and seals qualified as "fish." Take an evolving language into account next time you think you've scored a point against Christians.
Raptorman117 2 years ago
Seems like a stretch to chalk half men half goats up to a mis-characterization of a goat. Additionally unless you can provide historical evidence that these words meant different things then what they mean today, ie unicorns meant wild oxen, then your assertion that the language has "evolved" that drastically has no validity. To prove this you would need to find a description in an ancient text of a unicorn that had brown fur, two horns, and other oxen traits, otherwise unicorn means unicorn.
XFundie 2 years ago
No, the burden rests upon you to show that medieval folk understood those words to refer to the fantasy beasts we attribute to them today, rather than just being other names (or more poetic names to be included in a more "beautiful" translation of the Bible) for mundane animals.
And even then, you need to look at the *context* of those verses. The biblical bestiary doesn't just include literal and tangible creatures (e.g. Lucifer being represented by a seven-headed dragon in Revelation 12).
Raptorman117 2 years ago
Uh, well first of all I'm pretty sure the authors of the bible didn't live in "medieval" times. Secondly you have claimed the magical animals in the bible weren't what they were written to be, so by classical logic the burden rests on you...But i think this conversation is over anyway.
XFundie 2 years ago
To clarify, I stated facts about what was contained in the bible, mythical creatures. You then claimed the words mean something different than what is generally understood. Therefore, since you are doing the claiming the burden rests on your shoulders.
XFundie 2 years ago
@Raptorman117 it doesn't matter what the words mean. there is science that proves the world is not 6,000 years old, and that dinosaurs died off 65 million years ago. there is no god, the bible is a story. its a superbly written story, created to control uncivilized people. and its great literature to study how humans are controlled and how the elite decided human history for thousands of years. its no where near the truth. people need to understand this.
jkjl234 1 year ago
@XFundie Satyrs also mentioned in Lv 17:7
anthonywaynepalmer 1 year ago
@Raptorman117
Please ask this poor fool that...aa...whatts his name again...Billy Hicks?
He has such low IQ...its so bloody sad....if he wants a place where they talk about dinos....aaa...like daaahh!!! An encycloedia or Bio txt bk would do poor fool....bloody obvious even my 2 yr old cousin wuldn go lookn 4 dinos in a Bible...
Mimureeen 11 months ago
@Raptorman117 Ain't Raptors dinosaurs?
00iiRaokanii00 10 months ago
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I don't care if you love or hate Bill Hicks. This act defines "asinine." Why strain so hard through this joke to get so few laughs (unless of course you violently agree with him)?
Yeah, I am sick of that "dino bones = faith test" argument, myself. 99.9% OF RELIGIOUS FOLK AGREE WITH BILL! They know that dinosaurs existed. Why tarnish every God-believer with this brush which can only paint a tiny minority? Bill is sometimes funny, but "freethinker" is hardly descriptive of him.
Raptorman117 3 years ago
Listen to the first thing he says FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS (Like the ones that are in the white house) Believe in this wich is why he's making fun of it. BECAUSE ITS STUPID stop defending morons maybe its where you live if you lived in the south you'd encounter these people on a daily basis. BTW Bill is from Texas amazing thats probably why he thinks the way he does HE"S FROM THE SOUTH!
jaynbob 3 years ago
"It seemed so plausible"
Hahah. Gotta love it.
SupaAmi 3 years ago
To be fair about it, the animals of the earth described in the bible, existed before man. The bible also mentions the behemoth ( large land creature) and the leviathan (large sea creature). Not fish, whales or elephants. These animals had names in the Hebrew language that did not translate into either one.
phoneke 3 years ago
Hey! Give me a thumbs up, or a thumbs down if you hate bill hicks. Shame on you 'thumbs down' people. >:(
neoartifact 3 years ago 12
What is this guy name?
SamuraiZZ 4 years ago
Nevermind, I saw the tags. Thanks anyway
SamuraiZZ 4 years ago
Hey it's not 12,000
it's 6,000
EVEN SILLIER
KohrsAKT 4 years ago
My 11th grade English teacher believed that our world, as it is, is 10,000 years.
lameuser1 4 years ago
In what source, is that...
KohrsAKT 4 years ago
I have no clue. He was a strange man (lazy eye, let me do a "for fun" class report on Anarchism, was a proponant for Intelligent Design, and probably some more shit I don't remember).
But, do know that in religion people are free to make up whatever goofy shit they please on what ever reasoning they can conjur.
lameuser1 4 years ago
"reasoning"
That word in unknown to religion.
KohrsAKT 4 years ago 2
good thing he/she only teaches english.
scat4u 3 years ago
yes we scots are thankful for the tourist industry
Myself0101 4 years ago 3
I take it you guys are from the US then... because in Europe I don't know one single person who'd feel obliged to say "sure" when asked if they are a believer or not... it's really sad
GreenerThanYou 4 years ago
this guy is awsome , hes one of the only people that acually gets how damn stupid the bible is
ElBrento420 4 years ago 6
dont worry hes not one of the only people>. problem is not enough people r truthful when asked if their a Believer. people feel obligated to say SURE ok
AtheistDiscGolfer 4 years ago
Most people are insecure (I'm one of them), so they feel the need to say what they're supposed to say and feel as their suppose to feel...ie bullshitting. And, they feel justified in doing it.
But, for people like Bill being blunt and honest comes natural because, as he states, he's a little vicious.
lameuser1 4 years ago
and what do you learn from that...?
nelson3300 4 years ago
ElBrento420, I couldn't agree more :P
EGLchan 4 years ago
LOL at the loch Ness monster part & God the prankster
Dentolux 4 years ago