Hitler and Worldwake (Magic the Gathering)

[Kenji1801]

@didimau108 Me too! but i also thought of blue because blue represents control.

[didimau108]

i was thinking hitler would be black

[OmniNero]

Hitler probably traded away all of his Jaces. Then ranted later when Jace became stupid expensive.

[Sforschondetta]

you REALLY need to do a caw blade one. i will pay you

[Greese816]

I used to play blue control, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Gam3TrailersTV]

Hitler atleast this isn't coldsnap!

[Thelorme]

Hitler underestimated Jace, and it cost him World War II.

[zarth12]

didn't know hitler's elo was lower than stalin's

[michaelgerard2]

Fuck blue, blue has got to be the most trolltastic color

[pipapoist]

Being a german guy makes it even more funny...

[SquidShield9000]

Quit bitching Hitler, your Jace here broke Standard. Now that I think about it he's the kind of guy that would play Cawgo in casual.

[13NoX13]

Well, I liked Spreading Seas, to be honest :)

[MTG4tehLOLzz]

i laughed so hard when he said his DCI rating was lower than stalin's.

[SudoPasswdRoot]

Yeah, Blue definitely got shafted with Worldwake. It's not like they printed the best Blue card ever in that set.

[quthai]

@SudoPasswdRoot unfortunately you cannot make a deck with 4 cards only.

[SpiteBellow]

blue would be the color of Nazis!

[MsVanscoy]

@SpiteBellow No red would.

[urzipper205]

dude, my blue deck owns you so bad, you will pee your pants

[PapaPiccolo]

Haha ridiculously funny good job!

[norrock1]

Wow somebody's pissed counter control has been slightly neutered lol. But at least we still got mana leak and negate. Although dissipate is pretty good. I like the thought of having a new fairy's trickery lol

[jrckr1]

@norrock1 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[norrock1]

@jrckr1 wow dude somebodys got their panties in a bunch lol

[UCGundam]

at least cancel is somewhat good

[ShinobiGarth]

Hitler played Red not Blue

[Auriol43]

just real fun when you know the movie and german language :P

[naverednog]

he is right, aggro is currently dominated the metagame, im wondering how this will change when Innistrad come out

[mtbrain1]

whatever, hitler was clearly red/artifact

[MrFudgecake98]

Jund ftw

[faoiltarna4]

blue R.I.P :<

[singigomi]

i thought hitler would be a mono black player not a mono blue

[nfinn42]

@singigomi Hitler was clearly black/red. His evil armies had haste and he was clearly Hellbent and afflicted with Madness. Naziism was clearly Rakdos.  :P

[themagicalfart]

As a jew.hitler is not funny.

[youkh2]

Thats not funny if you can speak german =I

[JimButter10]

use mute ;)

[NPslayer21]

Thumbs up if you want: "Hitler finds out there is no giant growth in M12"

[Redblackk42]

@NPslayer21 Bloody right there's not. I would buy every copy just to rip them to shreds.

[THExROTHGAR]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha blu control is for real men hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awsom vid

[aguscapo]

Pssh, the spreading seas deck was awesome sauce in the sea of Jund.

[MarcinationPro]

Lol funny thing is that jace got banned! HAHAHAHAHA!! Blue is shit!

[JonboyXx1]

@MarcinationPro fail

[etzio12]

wait didnt jace the mind scuplter get realsed in world wake or was it rise of the eldrazi

[MartinAbbott2011]

Complaining about how it has no good solid counter yet Jace came and destroyed the meta game... Fuck you Hitler!

[InfernoCorpHQ]

green deck pwns but i love the look of red deck

[Ergodyne187]

....lol'd till I Pee'd

[GageLeeHughes]

SPREADING SEAS IS NOT PATHETIC!!! FUCK YOU HITLER.

[MarcinationPro]

Does anyone know a good website were you can order boosters that are a bit older like world wake or shadow moor, that delivers in Germany.

[TiGraffi]

@MarcinationPro

mtg online shop

der is in deutschland und hat (soweit ich weiß) alle editionen, aber ich weiß nicht ob der auch booster von allen editionen verkauft...

es gibt aber einzelkarten von allen editionen

[MarcinationPro]

@TiGraffi Krass danke! Kennste den Link? Es gibt viele MTG Online Shops :/ Danke!

[TiGraffi]

@MarcinationPro

ah sorry XD

hab vergessen den namen zu schreiben, miraclegames heisst der shop

W W W punkt miraclegames punkt de

(anscheinend kann man keine links oder ähnliches mehr posten... scheiß youtube :( )

[MarcinationPro]

@TiGraffi Haha youtube wird immer beschißener danke Google!

[kkkreactz]

Little does hitler realize how amazing jace the mind sculpter is

[Squee505]

@kkkreactz Except he's banned now.

[chobitsjunky]

Im a white, green, and red man but blues are still very good adolf.

[3uckthemainstream]

I thought this would be a video about how ridiculous the prices are.

[Quakingqueek]

Lol @ Allies reference ^^

[leroyjenkinz7]

"God, Blue and White are STILL so overplayed, and Jace the Mind Sculptor sucks. I'm SOOOO glad that he's cycling out in a few months. It's nice to see a better balance of Colors with the New Mirroden Block, even if the Original Mirroden was better."

[MealstromKing]

2:57 - she's right :(

[Alexkorbuto]

fuck you blue !! fuck you counter LONG LIVE BLACK!

[deekeeley83]

Hitler was so gay

[Trevdawg48]

We all know Hitler would be an aggro man playing White Weenie.

[tcw1396]

this is fcking hilarious!

[purplehatcult]

The EVE Hitler spoof is the best one

[fundude365]

Surely Hitler would be more pissed at Seagull. That fuckin' Seagull made me its bitch so many times!

[lordrahl22]

this was way awesome

[Pallienl]

This was hilarious

[YouKnowThatYouDont]

counter decks are for real men? that's so far from the truth lol, counter decks are for pussies

[Th3Slipp3ry]

I guess hitler couldn't afford to buy jaces.

[MrGarruk123]

@Th3Slipp3ry

[IAmBadatStarcraft]

God this was funnier than hell XD

[Rockwarrior2004]

Worldwake was just a bad set.

But hey we have good blue card snow. We have control. I mean hell. With my counterdeck i stop everything. Then i through in removal for the things that i don;t counter and then hit you with an unblockable blightsteel.

[Drecon84]

Funny, I always thought Hitler would only like mono-white.

Oh yeah, and I call Godwin. Just for kicks.

[TrueMalka]

Stalin's RED deck might be a tough one.

[magicisdabomb]

hahahahhaha hey hitler i have some counterspells for trade so stop pissing your pants over worldwake hahhhhahahahhahah

love the vid

[redprince9]

that just made me feel bad for hitler...nothing should make you feel bad for hitler

[MrGreenresin]

i love how he says this but blue control is amazing lol

[ratchet1215]

Yeah, because blue got totally shafted in Worldwake. There are zero cards in that set that singlehandedly make blue a vicious power color. Absolutely none.

[MrPntbllr908]

@ratchet1215

i totally agree, jace is like the worst card ever :)

[slavemachines]

@ratchet1215 its ok, now in besieged you shapeshift into blightsteel turn 4.

[ratchet1215]

@slavemachines I was actually sarcastically referring to Jace, the Mind Sculptor, one of the strongest cards (never mind just in blue) ever.

[sesshii]

hitler must start to belive in the heart of the cards...

[lolsaywhat666]

if you play blue, you play with hitler!

[DralnuduLouvre]

If Hitler thinks aggro will own, I wonder what this will be like when he sees Kuldotha red...

[CellGames2006]

blue still has Mind Control and cards like merfolk looter to improve your hand for free. im playing blue/black right now and i'm positively surprised. cards that return creatures to your hand like Unsummon with all those "when enters battlefield" cards can wreak havoc

[blizzmen]

mh, not sooo funny if you speak german :P ...

but still nice vid ^^

[goodlooking556]

haha this is so funny. btw only girls use counter spells. a real man that plays magic can absorb the spell and deal with it.

[Th3Slipp3ry]

Ya cause Absorb gains you 3 life as well

[Phillythekid86]

This is hilarious XD i was expecting that me being german and understanding what he actually says would ruin it for me, but... no. it doesn't.

[superaznyeah]

Don't be hatin on da Jaces mahn...

[happydancerboy]

oh crap XD i share a card colour type with hitler

[PhyrexianWalker]

awsome



[CatZilla2007]

He should play against my direct damage deck. All Red, mainly spells.

Or he could have played against my green deck I use to have before my idiot cousin stole over half the cards. Now thqt deck pwned!!

[RedCatalyst]

Jace is for pansies. Enough said. Come October, seeya later allig@tor

[HHDTindustries]

He should try slivers. theyre hated about as much as control

[RaegVashin]

Kind of ironic, since Jace TMS is more useful than pretty much any single little counterspell.

[RectumPilum]

Blue/black is a killer combo. Even with old fourth edition and Mirage cards I beat my friends a lot more than they beat me. Though much thanks to the classic Panther/Breathstealer/Feral Shadow combo. With a few Doom Blades and Spell Blasts, Spirit Of The Night is allmost unstoppable. =]

[RectumPilum]

@RectumPilum oh btw I used to use Terror and not Doom Blade, but when I got Doom Blade I immediatly switched. One of the few cards except some basic lands I use that are not from Mirage and Fourth Edition.

[XXXbrutalbrennaxX666]

@RectumPilum hell yeah, blue black is all i play and i win almost everytime unless i dont shuffle correctly and get a giant mana pocket in the middle of the deck XD

[ultratog1028]

13 people play jund.

[Imb4Lund]

Jund FTW

[squall09sparks]

white/green life for the win!

[CellGames2006]

Y did they make Cancel for 2 blue and 1 colorless? Counterspell was so much better. Now they ahve crap like Negate, Essence scatter and stuff...

[Kalicer]

@CellGames2006 Look at the top tournament decks, ALL of them run blue control spells, they don't WANT to see more of the stuff in tournaments, THAT'S why they did it, and 50% was the terrible choice they made to make JMS, and now they can't dig themselves out of it.

[Coldbrand]

Well, we got Jace and since then we've gotten all of nothing since they use him as an excuse to never print shit for blue again. Sure is great for someone who hates planeswalkers in the first place.

[roycesboy]

yea blue is so bad in standard

[cloud1221strife]

@roycesboy Sarcasm?

[roycesboy]

@cloud1221strife  yes.

[nyjcmp]

funny, because blue is still totally busted

[rory4231]

@nyjcmp

funny, mono blue isnt good.

however blue is good in combination with other colors but mono blue kinda sucks ass even with jace

[mrxai658]

counter decks are for ROYAL GUARDS REALLY -_-

[BaneslayerAngel95]

hahahahahahahha i coudnt breath from laughing gj dude

[SlighRock]

Very funny! You should do more things like that!

[demented1000]

damn its PERFECT

[LukeLegere]

he'll be ok once he sees jace the mind sculptor

[JimButter10]

@LukeLegere y but he deosnt counter just fuck with game :D

[xhandxofxhonorx]

@LukeLegere aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[paintersstone]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Godofwargorgon654]

Screw Control. Allies rule!!

[fangliren]

Love it. But doesn't Hitler seem like the kind of person who runs Aggro? What with the blitzkrieg and all?

[SandBarAndYou]

@fangliren What does aggro mean in Magic anyway? I'd say it's the most used term I don't know.

[powerman2442]

@SandBarAndYou Aggro... Agressive

[paintersstone]

@SandBarAndYou

aggro decks being elves, white weenie: anything that gets a lot of small usable creatures out fast with which to (most likely) pump and swing. also loosely known as beatdown

[SandBarAndYou]

@paintersstone Okay cool, thanks.

[Redrik666]

jace 2.0 is a god card hitler should be like yaaaay

[3rcco]

Blue has nothing!

Only Jace 2.0

[kakashi37]

Hitler should be happy with one specific blue card in Worldwake (looking at you mister Jace 2.0)

[Tzilandi]

I was expecting the guy pulling his collar to tell him Baneslayer has been made unplayable for some reason. Sort of disappointed old Mr. H. didn't go off again ;)

Otherwise, that was great fun, and a rather funny commentary on the Metagame as a whole ("ruined FOREVER!")

[EdRulez2306]

counter decks for real men?!?!!? wtf... they are gay xD black ftw!

[paintersstone]

@EdRulez2306 yeah theyre gay cause when they get played right you cant do NOTHIN. :D

u/b control and u/w/b control alllllllllllll the way!!!

[fluffylandmine]

I've started as a blue, and with every recent expansion I'm having to move more to keep on relying on green, white, and blue support. It's just not right.

[MTGLegendz]

go red!!

[patsfaninct]

@MTGLegendz red is awesome. green and black are pretty cool too, but anything but blue.

[superspammer69]

Wow. Ungrateful for Jace

[ColonelSchafer]

So... this was before we knew jace the minsculptor was FUCKING AWSOME?

[CEJXmastergamers]

funny azz video

[patsfaninct]

I hate blue decks...

Go red!

[Jhoiria]

.... what a dumb Video....

if you understand german,this Video is one of the biggest pices of shit in whole youtube -.-

[JuJuHouse24]

@Jhoiria

oh yeah good point, this will seem quite weird for people who can speak German.

But then for the rest of us, this video was pretty funny.

[Thror251]

@Jhoiria

I speak german and i really liked this :D

[Astraios91]

It's not all that funny, if you actually understand what he is saying. Still ... well done.

[Urmomsanoob88]

This is really well done. Very funny.

[jpcubish]

Even Stalin has a lot of chance winning FNM!

lol

[MrUlysse21]

I'll be forced to play spreading seas... do you know how pathetic that is! LOL!!

[Skillz1615]

There's truth in this. of course, now blue has made such a huge leap to the top its not funny, but back in worldwake standard it was just frustrating being a blue player.

[carnagejon]

lol that's good 

[nesthead98]

9 Jund players disliked this video.

[sakonhagakure]

I wonder what Hitler would say now that Jace and valakut are so dominant

[LennoxLewis86]

David, the Jund-playing Jew says hi ^^

[Scrob254546]

Putain c'est just enorme le truc !

It's amazing when girls cry because hitler says "Even the Ally decks do better than my Control!" XD

[InkStainedHeart]

This is hilarious considering blue/black control is the strongest deck atm.

[TehPunchface]

Wow for the first time ever I can say that I agree with Hitler.

[PacktopowerIndy]

Hitler should play legacy

[nate4286]

worldwake did suck balls

[SaintInferno]

shouldnt he be playing red/white/black? lol

[TurbinationE]

Jace! What's good about him???

No new counterspells. Blue shall die off. Frost Titan, so what? People will be more than willing to pay 4 for a Doomblade! (^_^)

[lifeinsepia]

Blue got Jace! To hell with counterspell.

[mc23pld75]

i don't play blue. but i play bant :)

[ZigKid3]

and this is exactly why there's so much "blue/white control my mom gives me money tards"

[tomathan88]

@baxpace but it can't be mono blue. thats the problem. it has to have baneslayers =(

[KazukoKodo]

Nice video! Guess he missed the bomb that Jace really is! (that one guy got it)

[jimmyboy513]

why didnt he just switch to jund...we all did it at one point

[Hiei606]

@jimmyboy513 I didn't. I'd rather lose every week. lol. The jund deck is way to mainstream. I mean, yeah i'm gonna play hasty cascade elf, into blightening. Take six, and lose what ever is left of the good hand you had. Next turn, another elf, into a harrow, lightning bolt, lightning bolt. Next turn, Big dragon that makes more dragon. *a few hours later* player who lost to jund is burning there cards, and cursing wizards of the coast. with respect, jund was and is still good.

[jimmyboy513]

@Hiei606 hahahahahaha i mean i played jund at gp dc and i lost to merfolk cuz he countered every kill spell i played and i was like wtf KILL YOU

[sakonhagakure]

@jimmyboy513

I remember I played jund at this one tournament on Monday night. My opponent was playing blue white control so game 2 i sided in cruel ultimatums and sphinx of jwar isle against him. You should've seen the look on his face when I dropped sphinx after he had spread seased 2 of my lands. (he was 1 turn away from being crueled by jund.)

[Theiammadmad]

Ofc control is for real man, if you want to play like an ass that will be the one deck that you should play

[Fatkidx]

Laughed all nearly all the way through. 5 stars, thumbs up, and may you posterity be blessed with big dongs.

[Baxpace]

Man, Hitler sure misread the metagame. UW control popped up just after and almost entirely because of Worldwake.

What a shitty.

[sakonhagakure]

@Baxpace

in my meta it wasn't so much U/W as it was superfriends or usa control or whatever you wanna call it.