Al Queda Learning from Mormon Missionaries

[RCSVirginia]

"We just wanted to discuss ... ." ROTFLMAO!

[teceyS3]

oh c'mon guys- i'm mormon and i thought it was hilariously clever :)

[warguy1945]

im mormon but i laughed my arse off

[EPICFAILSAM]

Relax we're just from Al Queda XD

[SirGabriel2076]

We Mormons believe that there shall be opposition in all things. In addition, our view of the "anti-Christ" is not an individual, but a church. We call it the Great Abominable Church. I believe that it is around today just as we are. The Al Quida might be somehow related to such church. Be prepared for the disasters that might strike them.

[ulyssescastro]

ridiculous..... 

[MegaGamesbond]

first prove them terrorist then call them, your civilization can't be destroyed because you don't have one, because in america every 32 sec 1 woman is rapped if it means civilized than thank God Muslims are not civilized.......

[ourhero100]

love it, lol.

[manarinb]

oh my god that was awsome

[supernovamike]

haha! I love videos like this! I can also say (as a Mormon) that nobody enjoys these videos more than LDS people themselves! :D

[slvrmsngr]

This is hilarious, why are people rating it 1 star?

[THELDSLIFE]

Very Funny!

[awolLDSasap]

Joseph Smith was a sexual preditor.

I thought this was John Safrans video.

[IExposeMormonism]

@awolLDSasap I got Morm'd on my Reno911 stuff, and had to remove them "or else"...."Free speech"?

[IExposeMormonism]

I posted "Muslim-Mormon confrontation". Using Reno911 clips.....

[leSavaii]

I like the videos these same guys did on Christian Prosperity preachers C.Dollar, Benny Hinn etc

[EgaoNoGenki]

Should I show this to a select group of friends (namely Former Missionaries) on Facebook?

[4Tamashah]

Muhammad was a sex maniac.

[shakaka2]

thats nice...

[GLBTsovereign]

Well, mormons are actually terrorists in some regards. Google the mountain meadows massacre. They tied up over a hundred men, women, and children... then gunned them all down because they were not mormon.

[bossendenwoodconvict]

Watch "DNA Versus The Book of Mormon." It takes the religion apart within minutes.

[KenSantarelli]

Living Hope Ministries did a great job on that video. They have a new video coming out soon called "The Bible vs. Joseph Smith". I always pray for their ministry, that their work may lead more mormons out of darkness and into the truth of Jesus Christ,

[shakaka2]

lol lol lol wow if that makes mormons terrorists then christans are nazis for what they have done how many innocent pepole have they killed from them way to many to count

[majesticdragoon]

religion in general has lead to no universal good

[macaghobhain]

@majesticdragoon Can you say Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Pol Pot, Castro, Che Guevera, Ho Chi Minh, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong-ill?

[smcphie]

Hillarious.

[IExposeMormonism]

The comedy show "Reno 911" does a piece with a theme similar to this.

[zapyote]

I'm a mormon too and served a mission which makes this even more hilarious!

[onevine]

Hilarious! They have more in common than that, as they are all going to hell when they die. Infidels/Heretics--no diff really.

Funny clip though.

[JerusalemFall99]

Ahhh you have to laugh at how uninformed people are of the the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons). There are people out there who think we believe black people will be slaves in heaven and that we're brainwasahed. Then suggest you go to crazy websites that post nothing but drivel. I guess not every one realizes if you want to get accurate facts about any organization you should just get them from the organization itself. mormon(dotorg).

[kansaimagic]

Ahhh you have to laugh at the delusion of the mormons. They believe Jesus visited America. And black people will be slaves in heaven. Ahhh that Joseph Smith did a good job brainwashing the weak minded. Just like L. Ron Hubbard did to those scientoligy freaks. religionfactreport(dotcom)

[charlius]

hahaha. im a mormon myself but i found this video funny on how other churches are afraid of LDS(Mormon) becoz more and more ppl are accepting LDS teachings. So arent u all curios? Y does this happen? It goes back to the history when almost all the people or condemning jesus and his follower but they stay strong and so are we. Tats what happen now. The sad part is, The condemning cames from fellow christian? Would jesus do tat?

[bbFuzzy0976]

I didn't quite put THAT much thought into it...

We have over 50,000 Full-Time Missionaries serving at any given time.

People are so used to seeing them that they become the point of many jokes and myths.

I love the fact that people think we're brainwashed just because we don't kill each other, get piercings/tatoos on our faces and end up in gangs that do the same.

I'd say they need SOMETHING to wash the filth outta their heads, huh? (heh-heh)

[shawn45766]

who ever created this video is a dummy. I mean mormons don't convert people like this the holy ghost converts people not the missionaries. get the facts correct.

[jelloanderson]

still funny

[mjolnir18889]

Yes but its a joke im LDS and i find it quite entertaining. People need to lighten up

[pokermaster54]

lol @ holy ghost.

The majority of the human race believe in some kind of magical beings. We really live in a crazy world.

As for me I believe in reason and logic to find what is real.

[slvrmsngr]

Reason and logic are good... but what of their limitations?

[pokermaster54]

You have a great point. Reason and logic has limitations. It keeps confined in a little box called reality and doesn't let you wonder off into the fantasy world.

Without reason and logic people would believe in all kinds of fantasy delusions like man walking on water, talking snake with legs, zombies, etc. Oh wait we do live in a world where people believe in those things. That means people need to adopt reason and logic to help them stay in reality.

[slvrmsngr]

Actually there is fossil evidence to suggest that snakes did indeed once have legs, but for one reason or another "de-evolved" (?) into the creatures they are today :D

The problem with reason and logic is that they attempt to disprove the existence of non-material things, which, by definition, cannot be proven true nor false by physical means.

Instead of insulting non-physical existence, the only appropriate answer that reason and logic can give is that "we do not know if they exist".

[pokermaster54]

snakes didn't devolve.. They're better off without legs. It wasn't a punishment. It's only a punishment in the eyes of ignorant men who think that their legs are fantastic and feel pity for any creature who doesn't have them.

"The problem with reason and logic is that they attempt to disprove the existence of non-material thing"

The problem with idiots is that they assert non-material things exist without evidence. We don't need to disprove it since it was never even backed with evidence.

[yerabiggerjokefool]

Yeah al queda and mormons go hand in hand why do you think a MORMON posted this video in the first place

[08stembrer]

prove it

[yerabiggerjokefool]

Google it dumbass

[08stembrer]

prove it

[MACKATTACK1970]

The country has spoken and we prefer a Muslim (HUSSEIN) over a Mormon (Romney).

LOL

By the way Obama is a Christian, the above is a joke except for the part that states we prefer a Muslim over a Mormon.

[MACKATTACK1970]

Very good for Al Quada to learn from the best, but where are their bicycles?

[hypnotstcollector]

This is as honest as could be done. There is a reason so many books have the phrase or title, "The Islam of America". But since Mormonism is realy Freemasonic it is just as truthfull to call it Judaistic; all FM emblems are cabalistic Jewish elements. And this world is in more trouble than it can imagine.

[loverofbeats]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa­hha this is so awesome but i feel really guilty at laughing at this

[mockingyouingeneral]

I don't care who you are, mormon, muslim, anti-religion...this is hilarious!

[shakaka2]

amen!!!

[darkenedpages678]

Thank God they don't act like missionaries.. They would be killed. The Mormon church is great and I love their missionaries!

[FastEddie11111]

All liars, ignore them.

[ykmalachi]

I would join it

[slvrmsngr]

LOL "its a sort of terrorist organization"

[jahnick1]

Did you know that there is a church of SATAN,I tell you the mormons have more hate videos on Youtube than the satanists. If you dont believe me do a search. have you ever wondered why though?

[polymau]

Yes. No. Please explain everything thoroughly.

[Vutxzzn]

No. and umm No. I know why. Satan only wants to stear everybody away from Gods true church and he does it in every way he can

[britabee86]

good point

[ink245711]

REALLY? Satan cares that much about people?

[dimtry19]

Actually they have much in common..the muslim prophet mohammed and joseph smith used the SAME arguments to start their new cults: "the churches are false...the perversion of old testament narrative to justify immorality(polygamy).."an angel appeared to me"..."another testament"...BOTH are deceiving MILLIONS with these bizarre delusional notions...

[pesserdep]

LOL. That's less than convincing. How else are you supposed to start a church? "Every other church is true. Join mine." C'mon. "An angel appeared to me." Prophets in the New Testament and Old Testament claimed to see angles...does that make them akin to Mohammed? Basically, religion IS all about miracles, revelations, testaments, and things out of the norm. Otherwise, it's just a social club or a philosophy.

[rammsrock]

haha funnyXD and cute buys

[andrew042886]

I got back from my mission 7 months ago. This is a hoot!

[siuphilip]

I served a mission, this is hillarious

[ldsneighbor]

I'm lds. This is a funny video. It's poking gentle fun at the mormons, which is fine; we have a sense of humor. But the satire is aimed more at Al Queda. The irony is hilarious!

[marknsammi]

The Godmakers video has been debunked as a spurious slur piece and denounced by every major Christian and Jewish leadership organization on the planet...

...and you're still posting it!

Thanks for letting us know your foundation for truth is built on sand!

[nembhard600rr]

thank you all for your comments and it's true that if i harbor hate for those who hate then i have done wrong. I shouldn't judge but it angers me. Aren't we all God's children? No matter what color or shape we are? I just wonder when the Wake Forest Ward in North Carolina will realize that racism is just as ugly as paganism if not it's brother. Thank you all and thank you jicima71 that comment was eye opening...PEACE!!!

[braddirt]

this is just way too funny im lds and the missionary al qaeda thing is reaaly funny

[nembhard600rr]

my parents have been mormons for 20 yrs and have experienced extreme racism in their ward in wake forest north carolina. I was baptized at 12 and now hate the mormon faith for the mistreatment of my black parents. I know hate is a strong and evil feeling but it was passed down by the racists in the wake forest NC ward and I promise to be the worst enemy this religion has ever had.

[atsall]

don't judge our religion on the mistakes of particular people.

[jicima71]

You know what dude? You must be as ignorant as those idiots who oppressed your parents if you are going to judge an entire religion and culture based on a couple of hundred people at most. There are over 13 million mormons and you are going to use the ignorance of a few in order to live posessed in your own. You ought to be ashamed of yourself! You have proved yourself no better than those ignorant and ugly people whos actions you have condemned. You have in so doing also condemned yourself

[shakaka2]

lol im mormon and i found this to be very funny they didnt say anything bad about the church just poked fun at lt lol byt hey jicima71 right on man i agree with you i could not have said it any better my self

[omiolo]

nembhard,

what are you talking about the neighboring stake to you has a large percentage of African American leadership. Atlanta has a african american stake president who is beloved by all.

[shakaka2]

hey nembhard600rr im sorry if that really happend i have many black frineds who i love very much and they are no differnt then i am just skin color not every one is like that i dont know any mormons out here that are racists so im just saying not evey one is like that

[sarriahj]

i am lds. i don't understand the video.

wow i am sooo sorry that people are so racist.

there is a saying 'the church is true but the

ppl aren't'

i am sorry that your parents have to go through that. :(

[shakaka2]

lol its just pokeing fun at us on our missonarys

[sarriahj]

oh :) ok thx

[shakaka2]

not sure if that helped aty all lol

[sarriahj]

umm kind of.. i started to understand :]

[vampov]

Well good luck accomplishing nothing. I hope you don't throw your life away with this vendetta.

[josh22922]

funny.

[TariqAlSuave]

epic win

[happy4millz]

That was very stupid...grow up man

[DWMLondawg]

lol, that was funny

[legendsmith1]

this is stupid

im mormon and this is really stupid

someone gay mustve made this

[glindakc]

relax i'm lds too. this is funny! u hav to learn to make fun of urself!

[robocock0]

your stupid for being a mormon....durrrr...

[j00jy]

Thank you infidel..

haha!

[XxKaPOWxX]

That was pretty funny, even though Mormons don't carry around clipboards

[jojobatman]

I'm Mormon and I lol'd.

[obstinatejack]

lol no, not today. buahahahaaha!!

[slvrmsngr]

hahaah thats hilarious

[charliefrance2]

people think this is real!

hahahaha

this is an excerpt from the Australian TV show

"The Chaser's war on Everything"

[leontrotsky5]

FAIL

[genkai0]

hilarious! So blunt. Btw stop flaming. Any atheist who doesn't believe in God in an extreme vulgaric fashion is just as worse as any Christian extremist who over-interpreted the bible and wants to kill every gay, black, women (sins of eve) in the world.

[jgardner100]

Man, the Chaser team are so funny.

[kdwormy]

lol

[yulyxxx]

lol not today!!

[rinoajulienne]

this video sucks! why don't you guys look at the mirror and judge yourselves first?! you might say this is your own personal opinion, BUT you've got to evaluate yourselves first before putting your attention to these mormon people...they are so good, if some mormon would not stand for the right, then they aren't really fully converted...put yourself on their shoes mocking assholes!!!

[mattythumbs]

HAHA Mormons suck

[dude643]

ur a fag

[Starvalleybotany]

You suck!

[NewtonsStudent]

see how those kids were like, "yes!", you can sway a kid in just about any direction and mormons, islamics and christians take full advantage

[ntguy73]

uh huh.... i'm guessing you think the children of the church are "brain washed" they are not brain washed... they are taught like any other christian religion, they are taught by our doctrine... they have the right to think and choose for themselves... mormon children are no different than any other bible thumping baptist, pentacost, nondenominational out there.. your comment is ignorant.. your comment points out the behavior of every parent and you try to spin it in your view...

[ntguy73]

uh huh.... i'm guessing you think the children of the church are "brain washed" they are not brain washed... they are taught like any other christian religion, they are taught by our doctrine... they have the right to think and choose for themselves... mormon children are no different than any other bible thumping baptist, pentacost, nondenominational out there.. your comment is ignorant.. your comment points out the behavior of every parent and you try to spin it in your view...

[ntguy73]

an athiest teaches his children to not beleive in god, a bhudist teaches his son to beleive in buddha, so not sure what point your trying to make is... that parents use their best judgement and teach them their ways of life? no where is the free agency to choose taken from any of these children... i'll teach my children the best way i can in my LDS faith, he can choose his/her path in life and i'll respect that but will always teach them from my own personal witness that it's true.

[Executor416]

Bullshit. Why don't you tell your children there are many paths and you don't have to follow the path you/your partner follows.

[jsgardner]

Do you wear the special underwear?

[ntguy73]

do you ride a special bus to school?

[carbon23145]

Indeed.

[stoltobot]

They knew it was a joke. AUssie people have a good sense of humour and there aren't so many religious nuts.

[Sockmonkey666]

When any organization starts taking itself too seriously, that's when the trouble begins.

As long as you can laugh at yourselves, it's all good.

[avjoseph]

hahaha this was a great video... and im a tough critic. quite funny

[seanpb4068]

that is really good stuff

[seeleyfamily5]

I'm Mormon.  I thought it was funny. Lighten up everyone.

[zatera]

Ow you fullas are clever alright. Are all you white fullas clever like that and use the clever words to get the clever message. What I like about you clever fullas is you can insult with a smile on your face. That takes a lot of clever ow.

[winterman93]

while I ALWAYS see the NEED , an incessant need really, to be able to laugh at somethings in our Mormon culture..

there are things that cross the line...this was pretty close to that line..and for many it crosses the line with ease..

I can laugh at the polygamy jokes and the alcohol,caffeine thing...

but there are things that are just stupid..this is right there..

[mastersirk]

I don't think most would see this as crossing the line. Mormons are known most for door to door evangelism. This is classic cultural humor, just the type of thing you'd see on Robot Chicken.

[J33zyCr33zy]

Well people who don't like their beliefs laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs!

[micfishevyt]

I think they're making fun of fundamental Muslims--not Mormons. I'm LDS, and I love this video!

[kellycoinguy]

I'm LDS too, I thought it was hilarious!!! And I even went on a mission. Funny how people react...

[tommybrown2068]

I'm muslim and up to now I've always held mormons in the highest esteem of any religion outside my own..many mormon friends...only recently have i looked into the faith and found this aspect of racism, Brigham Young and blacks not going to heaven, the origin of the indians, whats all that about?

[Celestial7300]

judas betrayed christ, peter denied him 3 times before the cock crowed. unfortunatly prophets are not perfect. If you think about blacks during the time of brigham young, they were not allowed in white resturants etc.. if they had even step foot near one they would probably have been killed. if you were to give a black man the priesthood during that time, and give them "equality" i'm sure there would have been many reprocutions.

[tommybrown2068]

i understand the politics of that day, but how could you not stand up for whats right regardless. Thats one of the biggest lessons of the prophets. Stand up no matter what and god doesnt like cowards.

I mention Brigham Young because i heard that he said racial mixing should be punishable by death. Is that HIS personal beliefs or does he claim it to be product of mormonism?

[ntguy73]

i'm sure god doesnt like cowards but forgiving and understanding in all things. it was according to the prophets commandments of god to deny this at the time, also in our beleifs we know that all will be given the opportunity to receive the fullness of the gospel. there is no telling the reprocutions that could have come about if the blacks of that time were allowed to hold the preisthood.

[ntguy73]

I do not beleive those were doctrinal teachings, i'm sure those may have been his own thoughts. as a mormon i'm not taught that race mixing is punishable by death. there are many interracial couples in the church who are sealed in the temple and hold the priesthood.

[ntguy73]

Jesus i do not beleive to be cowardess at all, but he also had to be careful of what he said. He had power to call forth angels from heaven to defend him, but this he could not do for our salvation. so he was susceptible to man's hatred towards him.

[tommybrown2068]

so what your saying is uhhh....white people werent ready back then to NOT be THAT racist? they probably werent but i think of Lot in Sodom in this occasion. He didnt go along with homosexuality because everyone else was doing it. He did the right thing and so was not obliterated like everyone else.

[tommybrown2068]

you know i really want this racism thing not to be true. Outside of my own religion i've always admired true believers, people out trying to do the right thing, and thats what i've always held the mormons i've known to be....real spiritual sincerity seems harder to come by these days..

[ntguy73]

dont take this the wrong way. racism during this time was very bad. you need to understand this. i'm sure your aware of the civil war am i correct? that was over racism. slavery. you need to understand that if a black man so much as stepped out of line and looked at a white woman, it would result in death during this period.

[tommybrown2068]

i've read of the savagery of this period in American history...i understand the necessity of tact, at the same time, if the mormons would large in numbers i still dont see why they wouldnt stand up for what is right.

Heck you had the Nation of Islam preaching that white people are followers of satan yet no one was attacking them in %80 white america.

[tommybrown2068]

Not to sound hard on mormons, we're all people and christians slaughtered millions of jews in germany and muslims are blowing people up left and right these days.

I guess in the end it matters just how seriously you take your spirituality.

[ntguy73]

so you give a black man the same authority as a white man during this period would have resulted in death. so the lord in his infinite wisdom said, lets not give them the priesthood now.

[dracco73]

Not so very well put. There is no god. Regardless, blacks, Mexicans, Vietnamese or any other fucker on the planet has the right to lead the cult. LOL!

[carbon23145]

Many people in Christ's time weren't allowed to have the priesthood and you don't see me being all pissy because Gentiles couldn't have the priesthood then but can now.

[ntguy73]

once you realize how slaves were treated in this country, you'll understand how the racism still lingered, and still does. only thing keeping racism from still breaking out is the local law enforcements. people can hide behind their thoughts. but racism is still very much alive in every race. unfortunately it comes from less civilized and uneducated types of people. who dont understand the definition of the word "differnt".

[Rachulie]

that is so true. ntguy73

[dracco73]

very well put.

[winterman93]

my wife is a dark latina...so ..not sure where you're goin with this...but no need to worry...any race of people can go to heaven..

[xeemlauj]

omg, i hate mormon, STOP PREACHING and stop trying to convert people you idiot. Islam is just as evil as Mormon.

[LemonyVengeance]

Xeemlauj, your comment is a good example of mainstreem chistian bigotry at its worst.

[FromBoomTown]

Actually, there are things in Islam that condone peace, like the peaceful's charter. The Taliban reject that charter though.

[killereddy]

It's jerks like these two that give mormons a bad name

[J33zyCr33zy]

Oh go cry to your mommy why don't you. That video was hilarious.

[exposingthenoise]

Leaf blowers on model planes can be easily used in an open stadium terrorist scenario. Whats even more sad is that 100cc motors can be used from chainsaw/leafblower type motors. Conversion kits are already available and being used by the modelers themselves. The AMA is an insurance company that charters over 2500 model clubs in the USA. They have even told clubs not to talk to news or press. Their name is The Academy of Model Aeronautics.

[TheShnuz]

What do you get from Incest?

solomonspalding.

[loqutor]

Ha! That sounds about right!

[alby451]

I am a Mormon so if you are all silly enough to believe that rubbish YOU BETTER WATCH OUT i am commin to get ya !!!!

[LtKar]

Te he he he, it shalt be known you all sleep with Osama.

[leelyzzle08]

LOL "Dont be afraid! We're just from Al Queda

[MrsWLeach]

Okay, now THAT made my day!! Those boys put the FUN in Islamic Fundamentalism! Bravo!!

[pava5]

allah akbar

[mjm2366]

word to your motha.

[loqutor]

There's really no comparison between Mormon missionaries and al-Qaeda. The missionaries spread a message of Christ's love, while al-Qaeda spreads a message of hate.

By the way, I'm a Mormon, and I thought this video was rather funny.

[savagesteve13]

Ironically, both Al Qaeda and Mormonism claim to serve God. Are they both right? Of course they are. Satan killed about a dozen folks in the bible, God killed about 3 million or so. Which one's the terrorist?

[loqutor]

But Mormons don't kill you if you refuse to join their religion. They just move on.

[Chickah04]

And the question remains... Why is it that of all the religions on the earth today the mormon religion is mocked and ridiculed the most, gee WHY??? Maybe, just maybe no actually IT IS BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!! And it is the only church that will save you..........

[savagesteve13]

All churches claim to be the true path to salvation.

I think you will of course go to hell because obviously you do not worship olakaiundu the wooden monkey god. I just don't understand people that refuse to accept the monkey god's saving grace and eternal life, its puzzling.

[Chickah04]

Grow up.....

[mikelindo]

Ya, just got a good earbashing from these 2 whakas and just about fell asleep. Funny as a bee's dick.

[Daddysgirl5]

I agree just cause you don't understand what we as mormons believe doesn't mean you have to shun it or make fun. It just shows you need to put down another religion because you're so insecure about your beliefs!

[trishaqual]

What a terrible thing. Learn to grow up and tollerate other religions. This is horrible religious bigotry.

[polymau]

No trichaqual, it's known as "humor" in most parts of the world. Lighten up a bit. Don't be such an extremist. lol...

[trishaqual]

I don't know what was posted, but I've never even seen this video before. Maybe someone hacked into my account cuz I certainly never posted any comments... Thats really scary

[polymau]

The Mormons got you!! H@x()R3d!

[uziyahuidf]

I wonder if they are getting enough baptisms for the month... :P

[bowlingballout]

funny

[SeongSoonPark]

hehehe... Funny reactions to the Al Queda Missionaries...