Please, if you MUST see this movie in order to properly insult it, do NOT BUY A TICKET FOR IT! Buy a ticket for The Dark Knight or Tropic Thunder, or any movie that actually DESERVES success, and then sneak into Disaster Movie after you get past the ticket taker. This movie does not deserve to earn one penny.
We all know that this movie will suck dick so don't waste your time. I am sick of the entertainment we get now. Remember in the 80's when we got movies like Back To The Future, Indiana Jones, The Naked Gun, Die Hard and other CLASSIC films almost every year but NOW all we get are these dumbass parody movies! Like you, I have a passion for films and seeing these parody movies makes me sick. Once the GREAT directors of the last generation pass on, what will we have? THESE MORONS! Don't see this
I agree completely. I can't stand these writers anymore. I just accepted that there are some REALLY stupid films out there in Epic Movie, but once Meet The Spartans came out, I almost killed myself. I will stand outside of the theatre and ask the people walking in why are you seeing this. I was curious in Meet The Spartans and I regreted it. DON'T SEE IT! Please, I don't want you to torture yourself! If you have to see it then watch a bootleg, these dumbass writers don't deserve your money!
dude don't waist your money, wait until it shows in comedy central or just rip it from the interned, don't give this guys any of your money or pay for a movie and then sneak to see it.
You know what is extremely sad? I saw a line of people at an AMC Theater back in January 2007 waiting to see Epic Movie "on it's opening night." I was thinking
'ok, you already knew how much Date Movie sucked, what makes you think Epic Movie is going to be any better?' Seltzer/Friedburg have been averaging 2 films a year for nearly the past 3 years, they already have Scary Movie 5 and Sci-Fi Movie scheduled for 2009. When will they realize that their scripts suck and have no substance?
I hate theese last minute slaped together and barely making a story reterded movies the only parody moveies i can give respect is the scary movie series other then that this is going to be retarted.
Nooo, don't see it. Seeing it will just fuel the fire, and get these guys more work. You're only adding to the problem if you buy a ticket to this movie. Buy another ticket and sneak in if you want to see it so bad.
Amen to that. I honestly cannot stand these kind of movies anymore. The only ones that were actually pretty funny were scary movies 1 and 2. The rest is just crap!
...That proves that these movies have NO imagination or original content in them whatsoever. I bet you a million bucks that all the funny stuff in the trailer (if any) won't be in the actual film. Just like Meet The Spartans. 80 percent of the jokes from the trailer wern't in the movie.
This is the thing that sucks about these shitty films. EVERYBODY has somewhat of a curiosity to these movies to see if they are any good. I liked the first 3 Scary Movies, 4 was ok Date Movie was terrible Epic Movie was god awful, Meet The Spartans made me want to kill myself Superhero Movie was at least decent. I just saw the trailer to this terrible looking film and I have to say, movies like Iron Man, Hancock and Sex and The City that all came out a few weeks ago are already in a film....
I didn't know they are making "Disaster movie" Then again, I havn't been to the movies in a while. I did enjoy Superhero Movie somewhat. All the other parody movies other then the scary movies sucked dick. I would imagin this one sucking too. I'll probably end up seeing it anyway.
My theatre is having this summer movie thing where you get a free movie if you turn in 8 ticket stubs, so I'll probably use my next free one on it so I don't waste too much money.
I cried when I saw the trailer b/c I knew these idiots were gonna make a movie worse than Meet The Spartans, which was the worst movie I've ever seen.
I agree with you 110%.
ikefan1 3 years ago
you're more boring than the movie.
Saddamz 3 years ago
I don't think it even belongs on youtube. It's just that bad. Nice shirt btw day after tomorrow rocks
GameMaster529 3 years ago
I think that's a Cloverfield shirt dude.
NathanielEverist 3 years ago 4
Your hot.
sweetheart11756 3 years ago
ur a player hater faggot
walaawa808 3 years ago
a player? a hater? AND a faggot?! Oh boy!
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
Please, if you MUST see this movie in order to properly insult it, do NOT BUY A TICKET FOR IT! Buy a ticket for The Dark Knight or Tropic Thunder, or any movie that actually DESERVES success, and then sneak into Disaster Movie after you get past the ticket taker. This movie does not deserve to earn one penny.
Timstuff 3 years ago 3
i like your cloverfeild t shirt
knivesandtulips 3 years ago 2
We all know that this movie will suck dick so don't waste your time. I am sick of the entertainment we get now. Remember in the 80's when we got movies like Back To The Future, Indiana Jones, The Naked Gun, Die Hard and other CLASSIC films almost every year but NOW all we get are these dumbass parody movies! Like you, I have a passion for films and seeing these parody movies makes me sick. Once the GREAT directors of the last generation pass on, what will we have? THESE MORONS! Don't see this
randomcrap102 3 years ago
I agree completely. I can't stand these writers anymore. I just accepted that there are some REALLY stupid films out there in Epic Movie, but once Meet The Spartans came out, I almost killed myself. I will stand outside of the theatre and ask the people walking in why are you seeing this. I was curious in Meet The Spartans and I regreted it. DON'T SEE IT! Please, I don't want you to torture yourself! If you have to see it then watch a bootleg, these dumbass writers don't deserve your money!
randomcrap102 3 years ago 2
I'd rather die then watch this movie.
I'd rather have a blowjob from a starving cannibal then watch this movie.
I'd rather attach a car battery to my dick then watch this movie.
I'd rather die then watch this movie.
I'd rather slide down a 50 foot razor and land in a pool of acid then watch this movie.
I'd rather fuck a porcupine while being sexed up by a horse then watch this movie.
I'd rather play with a dildo then watch this movie.
I'd rather die then watch this movie.
randomcrap102 3 years ago 3
dude don't waist your money, wait until it shows in comedy central or just rip it from the interned, don't give this guys any of your money or pay for a movie and then sneak to see it.
dragonzith 3 years ago
You know what is extremely sad? I saw a line of people at an AMC Theater back in January 2007 waiting to see Epic Movie "on it's opening night." I was thinking
'ok, you already knew how much Date Movie sucked, what makes you think Epic Movie is going to be any better?' Seltzer/Friedburg have been averaging 2 films a year for nearly the past 3 years, they already have Scary Movie 5 and Sci-Fi Movie scheduled for 2009. When will they realize that their scripts suck and have no substance?
Rawk4Life 3 years ago
it was tupid why would princess from enchanted get runover that is NOT funny at all
Justinian43 3 years ago
I hope someone posts the movie on youtube so people will see it and wont pay money in the theaters.
Panpizza15 3 years ago
lol this coming from the guy that liked spider-man 3
SimonsComicReview 3 years ago
It was fine, just very poorly executed.
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
You saw it
animalcrossingfan234 3 years ago
No, I was talking about Spider-Man 3. The guy above thought he could insult me by bringing up the fact that I didn't hate it completely.
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
Oh,I liked Spider-Man 3,except it wasn't like the first or second movie
animalcrossingfan234 3 years ago
NO, DUDE PLEASE DON'T SEE THIS!
StarBucks718 3 years ago
I hate theese last minute slaped together and barely making a story reterded movies the only parody moveies i can give respect is the scary movie series other then that this is going to be retarted.
rduncan3 3 years ago
I agree, I actually liked Superhero movie.
Never saw Meet the Spartans, and don't plan to see this.
Revilex100 3 years ago
GO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS INSTEAD!!!
aznativethug 3 years ago
Everyone is forgetting about that pile of shit, "Superhero Movie" this makes it 3 movies in 2008 by these jackasses.
mmhmmmom 3 years ago
No, Supherhero Movie was from complete different people, and it wasn't all that bad.
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
oh, my bad. I assumed since the title was so unimaginative, that it was from hte same guys.
mmhmmmom 3 years ago
buy a ticket to another movie and sneak in to it. don't give those hacks any more cash dude. but you made some very good points in there. good job.
eviljake3600 3 years ago
Nooo, don't see it. Seeing it will just fuel the fire, and get these guys more work. You're only adding to the problem if you buy a ticket to this movie. Buy another ticket and sneak in if you want to see it so bad.
armedelmo 3 years ago
Amen to that. I honestly cannot stand these kind of movies anymore. The only ones that were actually pretty funny were scary movies 1 and 2. The rest is just crap!
cardsgal89 3 years ago
...That proves that these movies have NO imagination or original content in them whatsoever. I bet you a million bucks that all the funny stuff in the trailer (if any) won't be in the actual film. Just like Meet The Spartans. 80 percent of the jokes from the trailer wern't in the movie.
randomcrap102 3 years ago
This is the thing that sucks about these shitty films. EVERYBODY has somewhat of a curiosity to these movies to see if they are any good. I liked the first 3 Scary Movies, 4 was ok Date Movie was terrible Epic Movie was god awful, Meet The Spartans made me want to kill myself Superhero Movie was at least decent. I just saw the trailer to this terrible looking film and I have to say, movies like Iron Man, Hancock and Sex and The City that all came out a few weeks ago are already in a film....
randomcrap102 3 years ago
I didn't know they are making "Disaster movie" Then again, I havn't been to the movies in a while. I did enjoy Superhero Movie somewhat. All the other parody movies other then the scary movies sucked dick. I would imagin this one sucking too. I'll probably end up seeing it anyway.
randomcrap102 3 years ago
I liked Superhero Movie too, it had nothing to do with the makers of this.
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
That's why Superhero Movie was better then the other crap we get.
randomcrap102 3 years ago
man, don't see it, i'd hate for you to suffer thru a piece of shit like that. but if you have to, don't pay for it please.
seatyou101 3 years ago
My theatre is having this summer movie thing where you get a free movie if you turn in 8 ticket stubs, so I'll probably use my next free one on it so I don't waste too much money.
GroundedForLife27 3 years ago
okay, i'm just looking out for you man.
seatyou101 3 years ago
No! Don't see it.
Clnt986 3 years ago
I cried when I saw the trailer b/c I knew these idiots were gonna make a movie worse than Meet The Spartans, which was the worst movie I've ever seen.
MattRTS 3 years ago
will they stop making these movies, their horrible
ghostbuster56 3 years ago
You'll be unhappy to know they are going to make Sci-Fi Movie. Many of us just want it to stop.
TheUnderdwellers 3 years ago
Glad you posted this as a response to mine. Can't have enough people saying this stuff. Rock on.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
Amen. It's going to be rival Meet the Spartans for Worst Movie Ever.
AlecVonDoh 3 years ago
i'll see it but just to justify my opinion on how i hate it.
berdbrothers 3 years ago
i agree 100 percent
prime4pres08 3 years ago
God, your absolutely right.
srjnarutofan 3 years ago