Global Warming Causes More Sex

[CJDate]

Hysteria over global warming has become a medieval religion, complete with sin, a corrupt priesthood, indulgences for the rich to buy absolution into green heaven, and the persecution of heretics.

[chicagojoeX]

So I take it none of you have taken even a low-level college environmental science class? Hell who am I kidding, most of you teabaggers never even got past high school.

[lubbockfan]

@chicagojoeX Yes I have.And from that course I know that warming occurred during the Middle Ages. there was no coal burning/fossil fueled industry and most people lived in the third world conditions global warmists like you want all the rest of the world to live in. Well maybe not the select elites like you who will get to live in luxury just like the nobility of the Middle Ages. It's all about control and power and nothing you bunch of charlatans do will convince me of otherwise.

[stocks321]

Just in: global warming causes indigestion in gorillas!!

[Kevitivity]

What ever happened to Buster Poindexter?

[MTank50]

Bravo!

A brilliant way to point out the misconceptions and the hysteria.

[PitchforkPatriot]

When your hot, you're hot.

when your not, you're not.

lololol

[dolebiscuit]

I am a Liberal. I'm not gay, but I'm pro gay-marriage. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality, and if you use the Bible as your basis of judgment, then you are a complete idiot. As I said, I don't hate our troops. I have immense respect for them. But I don't support our current war--Bush's War for Oil. And I'm not for communism, but I do think socialism is the best political ideal to have.

[bcfbasil]

What is your proof that the war was about oil? I keep hearing liberals throwing out that charge, but never any proof...just empty words. Second, ask yourself a couple questions if you think socialism is so great. 1) Was it socialism or capitalism that made the USA an exceptional nation? 2) Describe how socialism is consistent with the freedom and liberty upon which this country was founded? 3) Name a socialist country that has risen to the greatness of the USA in less than 250 years.

[dolebiscuit]

What other reason would we have to invade a foreign nation and overthrow their government. Countries that have needed our help much more have been ignored, such as Rwanda. And you seem to think our country is considered the greatest in the world, when we are financially owned by foreign countries. The euro is worth more than the dollar now. America has fallen in greatness, and it's up to us to bring it back. I choose liberalism and socialism.

[srp3]

Yes, we invaded for their oil. Yes so we're now just swimming in their oil now...oh wait none of our oil is imported from the Middle East. Oh darn facts getting in the way again of propaganda. Socialist retard, we produce most of oil ourselves and import the rest from Canada and Venezuela and maybe a couple of other countries. We stopped a long time ago from importing oil from the Middle East.

[dolebiscuit]

And with socialism, there can still be a free market, but incompetent and greed-driven companies shouldn't be the only option for insurance. A socialized health care system would benefit everyone. Europeans and Canadians don't seem to have much trouble paying for it, so why can't the great U.S.A. pull it off? Why does America leave so many uninsured?

[srp3]

I am uninsured and my opinion is this. Go take your universal healthcare crap and shove it up your tail. I don't want it. Americans don't want it. "Europeans and Canadians don't seem to have much trouble paying for it" -- Yes this explains why their biggest expenditures or one of their biggest expenditures is healthcare.

[srp3]

"and if you use the Bible as your basis of judgment, then you are a complete idiot" -- To be sure that's not a bigoted statement against Christians, oh no couldn't be. "There's nothing wrong with homosexuality" -- Wrong, although I'm curious as to why your talking about fags when the youtube video is about the global warming hoax.

[dolebiscuit]

So you're a neo-Nazi? Haha. I'm sure everyone has a world of respect for someone as ignorant as you. People like you are the ones brewing hatred in America. You're rotting this country from the inside-out with your flawed and narrow minded ideals. You have redefined douchebag, and for the sake of the world, I hope you get educated and get into an anger management program. Democrats are the majority for a reason, dumbass.

[srp3]

Democrats hold only the majority in terms of Congress in the Senate and House. Democrats are far from being the majority of the American population. This will be seen in the next election where a ton of Democrats will be thrown out of office.

[D1223D]

why is everybody here so angry? who gives a fuck if someone on the internet is wrong. just grab a beer, put on some slayer, and relax. on that note I want to try one of those beers from the video that use water from the polar ice caps.

[skinscandolous]

(brittanyy not maddie ) zack your being mean > :@

[pentagonlover]

ha this is ridiculous.

ken90111 all your actually doing is calling dolebiscuit a scumbag and saying how terrible he is, without making any valid points or counter arguments to what he is saying.

i think you are the brain washed moron, not dolebiscuit.

[dolebiscuit]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Haha.

[dolebiscuit]

To be honest, there are some things I hate about America. And the only thing holding this country back from good progress is stupid people like you, who are too ignorant to accept the fact that we've fucked up this country, and we're fucking up the planet. And I am against the war in the Middle East, but not against our troops.

I am a Liberal, and I am proud of it. I feel pity for your enclosed mind. Maybe some day you'll open you're eyes and realize what a douche you are.

[dolebiscuit]

You clearly lack intelligence, as does anyone who thinks that Global Warming is a hoax. I can safely assume that you're also religious, since you are so fond of the thought of hell.

I am extremely happy that Democrats have a super majority in the Senate, and I am even more happy that our President is Obama. Conservatives are rotting this country from the inside out, and they are fueled by greed and materialism. Conservativism is completely obsolete.

[dolebiscuit]

Liberalism is the only thing keeping this country on it's feet. America would be hell on Earth if it was run completely by conservatives. I dread the very thought.

And fuck Rush Limbaugh, he's a complete fool, and the fact that you go to him for reassurance completely discredits any opinions you have as your own thoughts.

[ronny221044]

Good video, shows what nonsense the manmade global warming scare is!

[bullsnutsoz]

"sweet man

[Jm600r]

Great video. it's worth keeping a record of these predictions for future generations - they won't believe just how stupid their predecessors were otherwise.

[Changeling9au]

ROFL!

You forgot to mention that more sex causes more global warming! Y'know - all that heavy breathing means more CO2, eh!

Times like this, I kinda wish this stoopid Globalist hoax was real....

:)

[tun0fun]

Even though its cooling, its still warming... Greenpeaces Steven Guilbeault puts it, Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier; it can mean wetter; thats what we are dealing with.

What a fuckwit.

[stocks321]

global warming causes fewer circumcisons!! so true!!

[jupiterjjrm]

Once again thanks for the vid

[ravensblackrose]

wether wanted or not, something is going to destroy the world one way or another, may as well enjoy the sarcastic bit just as much. =D

[davetokes93]

Global warming is real you fools! You will wish you had listened one day!

[Sinopa9]

Sure, but man-made climate change isn't.

[uploadJ]

Amen.

I thought I was the only one getting this 'doublespeak' from the press and pols and AGW-scientists where they can have it both ways!

[boogathon]

What group does the first song?

Also, Jerry Reed's "When you're hot, you're hot!" brought back memories!

And yes, Global Warming is a complete crock. CO2 is rising, while global temperatures are falling. Sorry, Al.

[ConservativeCavalry]

Buster Poindexter did Hot Hot Hot

[viviegor]

Al Gore should be sued for the fear he has put into young minds. He's a failing politician who has found a way to make a lot of money. Thank you for at last questioning this stupid theory.

[jupiterjjrm]

Thanks so much. The channel MandolinoFan has added Spanish subtitles to this vid

[EnterNameHere55]

do people really belive that global warming could possibley be the cause for all of this shit? i think people are just getting lazy. "something has changed?!?! it must be global warming!! more sex? less sex? bad crops? good crops? all of it global warming!!" has global warming become the new god did it?

[jupiterjjrm]

That's why this video is so great: seeing all these headlines together immediately prompts the question that the whole thing is a hoax!!

 I've had ppl recently tell me that I am an 'ignorant' for not believing the AGW hoax.

[PadreTribal]

biggest hoax in human history

most global warming cult members dont believe terrorism exists so they worry about this non existent lie by al-Gore, who has made billions off lies while he lives in a 30k square foot mansion and has private jets

I voted for Gore. he is THE most repulsive politician on earth -- and that's saying something

go fight Co2 emmissions, guys. we'll fight for your freedom

[jupiterjjrm]

This GW hoax is on a par with AIDS and with the theories of capitalism, neoliberalism and the like. If these fall, then people will wake up

[dolebiscuit]

Are you a fucking idiot? Did you just call AIDS a hoax? What is with all these dumb ass conservative comments anyway?

[jupiterjjrm]

Are you a f*ing RETARD? Do you still believe that CHEMOTHERAPY DRUGS, GIVEN DAILY, are supposed to cure AIDS? DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT AIDS IS CAUSED BY DRUG USE?! DO YOU NOT KNOW that the inventor of the PCR test DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT HIV CAUSES AIDS? "conservative" comment? You idiot, BIG BANKERS (DAVID DE ROTHSCHILD) and companies like EXXON are for a global Carbon Tax. Check the friggin' data offered in the vid, you idiot - COLDER AND COLDER AND COLDER - GLOBAL COOLING not f'in' warming!!

[jupiterjjrm]

dole-brainwashed-biscuit, you still have to f'in' learn that ROBAMA IS as bad as Bushladen, and tha the psychopatht BRZEZINSKI IS IN CHARGE.

WAKE THE FECK UP: ENRON WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE RUBBISH TOKYO PROTOCOL. IPCC is a POLITICAL BODY, ITS DIRECTOR RAJENDRA PACHAURI is the EX-DIRECTOR OF INDIAN OIL CO. YOU'RE BEING CONNED BY BIG OIL, BIG BANKERS -

dolebiscuit = typical BRAINWASHED SCHOOLBOY and watch the video (& double check it) OK?

BTW, greenpeace are British intelligence

[dolebiscuit]

You are the saddest and most idiotic individual I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. AIDS is real, and no one claims that chemo will help it. That's cancer you dumbass. You're just some meth smoking trailer trash conspiracy theorist who probably believes that aliens have picked you to be "The chosen one." You probably have schizophrenia, so I wont bag on you too hard, but your pure lack of intelligence can't go without a comment.

[jupiterjjrm]

LOL, I love the argument-void sheeple. The AIDS medication is CHEMO, AZT was deemed too dangerous to be used as chemotherapy, the top expert David Rasnick says it, but you know F***-all so what would ya know. The ppl who "discovered" that HIV causes AIDS belonged to the National Cancer Institute. Gallo was shagging Flossie Wong-Staal hard WITHOUT A CONDOM while they were preparing this hoax. Gallo got kicked out of the National Cancer Institute FOR FRAUD in 1992,dishonoured.

[dolebiscuit]

Chemotherapy causes depression of the immune system. That would be making someone with AIDS even more sick. You are clearly unintelligent, and a complete crack-pot when it comes to conspiracy theories. Get a life.

[jupiterjjrm]

You clearly are A COMPLETE IDIOT (and a **nker too, btw). The effects of AZT and ARV cocktails on the immune system are to be found in their very prospects. Robert Galo himself is against ARVs ando so is Montagnier. You obviously know F**k-all about AIDS, as much as you know about climate:

You are an idiotic, superstitious consppiracy theorist, thinking that our breathing causes the planet to boil. Get a life WE ARE COOLING and sea levels are decreasing (e.g. Reuters)

[dolebiscuit]

The information is easily available, and everything you say is against what any legitimate source says. It only backs up the fact that you have absolutely no basis for any of your arguments. Look at Venus, and tell me rising levels of CO2 wont heat up the Earth. You say sea levels are decreasing, but science says they are rising.

You are a pathetic fool. It's not even worth arguing with you, because I can't even take you seriously.

[jupiterjjrm]

Mars and Jupiter WARMED WHEN THE EARTH WARMED. Now they are cooling. Balloon and satellite data show COOLING. And honestly, after Climategate and the indictment of Greenpeace in Spain for manipulating data, I find it amazing that the 'greenies' are still so cheeky. But no matter, the truth will out, pronto.

YTers, check this out (remove gaps)

motls.blogspot. com/2009/11/hacked-hadley-cru-­foi2009-files.html

[dolebiscuit]

No, data shows an INCREASE in temperature. You can Google it yourself. Absolutely nothing you say makes any sense whatsoever, and I have no intentions of debating this more with you. I would get more out of a conversation if I were to talk to a child. I hope you open your eyes.

[1943bb]

Fat Al has set up a carbon trading company in England. He is set to make even more than the 100 mil he has increased his wealth by since he (thankfully) left office. The sheep will eventually look up, but probably not untill after they have been fleeced. The climate is NOT driven by C02!

[jonstp]

the climate change agenda is quite frankly unbelievable. I'm doing a master's degree in it and am amazed that frank scientific discussion is discouraged! The UAH satellite data is correct. Yet the IPCC prefer to use GISS data that has been manipulated and yet will not release the algorithm that shows the manipulation. Who runs GISS. James Hansen who has built a career on innuendo. He predicted in 1988 a 1.2C temperature rise by 2008.

[FolsomRider]

Most awesome!

[waterblom]

Global warming = political brainwashing of the naive masses.

[NeutroniumIon]

Global warming = sound science

Global warming denialism = absurd, conspiratorial, magical thinking fueled by energy lobby propaganda

[croscream]

Global warming = absurd, conspiratorial, magical thinking fueled by greenist lobby propaganda

Global warming denialism = sound science

[dolebiscuit]

You're so right. I don't get how so many people who claim to be intelligent can deny the scientific data.

[jupiterjjrm]

This is what I don't get: I don't get how come people who say they "rely on science! buy into rubbish computer models - the case of Mann's hockey stick is so shameful that the editors of Nature had to apologise in their editorial of the June 2004 no. The warm-mongering mafia has been caught massaging and destroying data or keeping them secret at all costs. Why? It's the only way to cover up the truth

[timboz88]

Yep ... most people are just plain morons...... still I do remember the bollocks in the early eighty's about 'acid rain' and the impending 'Ice Age'. Same bunch of clowns that claim global warming which it clearly isn't ... WTF! However, the term 'Climate Crisis' is now in vogue - this is much better - the clowns can go either way - should last forever.

[groweg]

When I was younger I would read the history of the superstitiousness and backwardness of past times and think by contrast how enlightened us moderns were. This video presents the absurdity of global warming in a way that makes me realize humanity has not really progressed that far. But at least we can laugh at the idiocy that is the global warming movement. Where I am it is currently colder and snowier than it was in 1980.

[mosbackr]

You people realize this is a reflection on the idiocy of the media and individuals and in a non sequitur on the issue itself.

[QueenNidian]

They will say, publish or report anything that gets us thinking we need to buy all new green products. That we allow ourselves to be taxed by the UN for existing. That if the climate does change in any way, we are to blame.

[TRUMPHENT]

Go to an antique car show. Stand behind a 1970's or earlier model that has its engine running. You won't be able to take it for very long. You don't know what you are missing and don't want to.

Last time I checked, the UN doesn't tax. Member nations tax their citizens.

[Jm600r]

You do understand the difference between carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide, right?

[TRUMPHENT]

Let's see! Carbon Monoxide is CO and maybe Carbon Dioxide is CO2. What's your point? Because an internal combustion engine makes one it can't make the other? My post was response to someone with a flippant attitude toward the environment and feels entitled to ruin it with impunity.

[jmdipalma]

HILARIOUS!

[SmittyxXx007]

Sounds like a fun future ahead of us. :) Lets party!!!

[dave7072]

Very Well Done :)

(quite accurate too)

[JimmyGris]

That is the proof that everything and its contrary as well, can be explained and predicted by AGW...

[lovestospooj]

Brilliant!

[JonThm]

THe world is cooling now.

[sydneydoc]

The world may be cooling but hell will have to freeze over before thousands pollies, millions of half witted greenies and tens of thousands of GW research grant scammers will admit to it.

[bittergunowner12]

How come Al Gore hasn't talked about Global Freezing yet?

[sydneydoc]

Gore obviously hasn't found a way to make money out of global cooling ... yet.

[JonThm]

Do Greenies realise they are pushing the PR from nuclear power? They made up globla warmig, then climate change as the world cooled, naturally.

[Srekwah]

When Gore's Soylent Green factories are up and running I bet they use nuclear power to run them. Oprah can talk of their efficiency and how clean they are for the environment.

[JonThm]

Al Gore will be personally loading people into the funaces. He liks nuclear, hates life and us.