Meet the Drunken Scout

[XBLspartanx170]

I CAME WHEN HE CAME!! 4:35

[ragnarreaper]

Scout and his retard face at 3:27 actually

[ragnarreaper]

Scout and his amazing pedo face at 2:27

[DjSugarKitty95]

I love when he talks xD

[AGoldSoldier]

the beginning reminded me of an astronaught in slow-mo

[4efrim]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOU!

[jewifeifei]

4:27 sounds like bill cosby, lol

[mrsslein]

this is what you see if u drink bonk

[JuggNorrix]

more like mentally unstable scout

[yannmen]

Heavy drunk some sandvich juice too.

[andisarbidans]

Scout:

"Graaaassss groooows"

"Biiiirds ffffllllaaay"

"Sunn shines"

"And brother, I drink with people!"

[buzzhorn1]

Scout is suffering from bonk withdrawl.

[TopBurger239]

You'd be f*************kin deeeaaad

[MalkManFilms]

59 pople watched this with there speakers off

[95whiteFang95]

BONK: now with 5,6% alcohol

[TheLBPfan77]

3:07 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa

[88robert554]

Either the Scout is drunk, he's having a hard time reading the TelePrompTer or both.

[theguywhoannoysme]

2:07 Rock version of Meet The theme.

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LMAO

[Milestails887]

4:13 BOINK!!!!!!!! 4:21 BONK!!!!!!! lol

[chocobiscuit5y468275]

thats right kids... Dont do bonk :3

[aquason11]

3:27

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[krityff]

ok, now we know there sure as hell ain't speed in his "soda"...

[arbiter1er]

Booooooooooonk!

[petar4onachev]

This is how i felt new years a few hours ago...

[OscarApollo]

I love the Heavy in this. "GAGAHAHHGGHRGFEWFWSEFSS!

[Gigapivot99]

Valve must have a very lazy orchestra and scout must be a very slow eater, considering how fast he drinks his BONK- Atomic Punch

[HaxorDude]

he trys to talk very slowwly for the people watching cuz they are so FREAKIN STUPID

[warkill201]

@HaxorDude including you?

[HaxorDude]

@warkill201 aaaaaaaaannnnnndddd yooooooouuuuuu

[warkill201]

@HaxorDude oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[DoucheFagX]

this is like a bad acid trip

[AGuyAndAGun]

BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

[Trust518]

drunken scout and his helper drunki heavy

[mrvidman123]

meet the high scout

[POPCORN454545]

rofl 2:41 meet the slow retarded heavy..3:08 meet the slow retarded heavy failing to kill skoot xD

[AnimeLoverLukara]

More like mentally Slow Scout

[Soneekdude]

4:37

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEH

[poisonedxtears1993]

3:15 reminds me of the matrix

[reiseziel1]

He could be doing a video for mental retards and thats why he talks funny

[SinistraD32]

Nice dubstep track

[Mint3Mn]

hes slow cause hes from brooklyn!

[TheAndroid101]

This is hilarious! :D lol

[bobburke1964]

so if i was from boston i'd be dead?

[azn6190]

1:22

When the hell did the Scout switch weapons?

[amindex123]

scout see all in slow mosien

[MUTEGIO36]

4:42 drunken tf2 orchestra hahhaa

[CriticalQuit]

HAhaha, that speed sounds perfect for heavy intoxication.

[CakeSpaceBE]

bbbbBBBOOOOOIIIINNNKKKKKK!!

[Exzmo]

IIIII huurtt peop le. Booooiiiinnnnkkkkk! Imma a foorcee a natuuree. Boooonnnnkkkk! Iff yoouu veeree froomm... ...where Aaaiii waas frromm... ...Youldd bee f***ingg deeaad. (Aaaaaaaaaah *Bonk*) WUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!! (Epic failing TF2 intro)

[hagamablabla]

Heavy and Scout had a bar fight!

[Eukatheude]

0.55 looks like Nick someway

[supercrazyguitarman2]

4:39 scout is a wolf

[Hilian95]

GOD even the seagulls are drunk!

[Bloodrun069]

i have got to try this bonk stuff.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

god i WISH heavy was as slow as that 

[nikopoulet]

Are you listening?.... ok

he looks sooo drunk at this moment

[Firehawk834]

BONK OVERDOSE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheBorathon]

That was funny. It would be 10x better if it was in regular motion when he was fighting and stuff. Because, if your drunk, you dont move slow, and everyone around you doesnt move slow with you

[Twisted4000]

3:08 drunkerds fighting at the bar

3:33 drunk scout

3:52 drunk scout explaining his imagination to you

4:37 police car

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@Twisted4000

police car made me laugh :D

[bananaflyer1]

@Twisted4000 XDD That is so true!

[antoly700]

Drrrrruuunnnnkeeeen foooortressssssss 22222222222

[shadowofzanix]

@ 4:41

it souds like some one's trying to cut steel with a chansaw

[DrakoFangs]

meet the scout after dentist

[GunerDude]

Drank too much bonk

[TheLiker199]

dude tis is how the scout fells during a bonk attack just wasted

[myco578]

someone get scout a helmet and a colouring book

[OceanicLyfe]

"OOooh mannn thatss beautifulll" Omfg he sounds so fucking funny

[SlientChaos]

55 people are sober

[Pyrus335]

You'd be FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEN DEAD.

[thanzocam]

That Sandvich is gonna take forever to finish

[uzumaki5202]

Warning, do not mix Bonk! Atomic Punch with Beer.

[FilikB]

Drunken music sounded awe-a-so-me :D

[FartingLobster]

4:44 Meet the drunken orchestra

[ninjabart122]

3:56

I'm pretty sure I don't need the scout to sound it out for me.

[yoyopeiyn]

4:13 and 4:22 Best moments.

[thinkingorplotting]

LMAO.

[Nivrithi1]

4:38 you've got to love that epically long WOOOOO!

[BBsgalore]

BBBBBAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIICCCCCLL­LLLYYYYYYYY

[KuzeyIII]

III HURRTTT PPPLLLL! BOOIIIIINNKKKKK! III AM FOORRCEE O NATURRREEE! [EPIC] BOOOOINKKKK!!!! *H3avys body gets locked*

[94Hannan]

fairly sure he has serious speech impediments.

[TheMau5Trapp]

2:26 He sounds like david after dentist. LOLOLOL

[BelkanDragon]

In this video you can see how the Soldier is the survivor at the train's crash, you see how the train throws him at the left o_o

to bad for the pyro :P

[NuggetandSkull]

This is what you see when you play TF2 on a Windows 98 computer.

[legoguy20]

3:34 is the best i think.

[RookieComment]

That orchestra doesn't seem very enthusiastic.

[TehInbredNinja]

lol 4:37

[dzoo11]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIINK XDDDDDD

[Axel5550]

This is how the Scout sees the world.

.. Or the after-effects of Bonk!.

[OceanicLyfe]

Too bad there wasn't crazy legs in this lol

[nerfkid97]

4:37 best

[mmax5141]

4:20 PWNed

[SlientChaos]

he sounds like a Boston version of Sylvester Stallone...

also BBBBBBBBBBBBBOINK

BBBBBBBONNNNNK

[italiano453]

yoooowootsaaap

[Filegge]

Scout after dentist?

[Android11x]

The bonks are epic now.

[TLOZfan7]

MOOOOOOOOOOO!lol

[TheEventMaker]

So dramatic when the door opens. LOL

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Lol, he reminds me of "David after Dentist".

[supersonicguy556]

idunnevenknowwheretasartwitu.

[MrDiamondback]

3:00 best haha xD

[gabeHTMN]

that heavy is taking his time with sandvich

[NobleSkull]

BoOoOoOoOiNk!!

[DigiSupremacy]

Heavy: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[hellfireinator]

Wow heavy can scream for a long time wen he's bien choked

[hellfireinator]

4:31 scout is runner

[Bonzi77]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo­o/

[hellfireinator]

4:31 mirrors edge scout

[void735]

like me when im high :D

[larathecat14]

lol epic bonk

[Shadowrox24]

meet the drunk heavy too lol

[Rocketpojet]

Meet the drunk band

[TheFlyingslug]

Scout: UMMM... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU...

me: ?

Scout: i mean, do you even know who youre talking to?

me: a drunk?

Scout: Do you have any idea who i am?

me: A DRUNK!?

[Demonman26]

3:02 VINCE WITH SHAMWOW?!?

[Fus1onBarr3l]

Grass.. growz.... Birdz... fly... Sun.... Shinez and brothar.... i'm a froce of nature

[SlientChaos]

he kinda sounds like Sylvester Stallone

[honkers34]

BBBOOONNNKKK!!!

[olfan92]

Sounds like David after dentist

[brphoenix]

Holy shit, he really sounds drunk

[aKritikus]

scout of persia

[graveeking]

Demoman: I GOT MY BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY!!

THE SCOUT DOESN'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!!

[mahbs]

is he taken a dump on the heavy?

[Peusterokos1]

3:34 - 3:42

Holy shit Scout is fucking high xD !

[hop2it231]

2 much bonk

[18steelwheels]

he's 2 young 2 drink! lol

[pyro9050]

1:32

FUCK GRAVITY

[omgureatingmysand]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA XD

[444ownage]

THE SLOWER IT IS THE MORE WASTED HE SOUNDS ::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

[StfuNao]

3:00 he is so drunk that he forgot who he is

[keepup32323]

@StfuNao  yeah so drunk that hes also seeing illusions 3:34

[anamoebacorn]

hehe, it even sounds like the band members are drunk at the ending flourish!

[anamoebacorn]

BOOOOIIINNKK! BWOOONNNKKK! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!



[aindreas03]

I think it's his accent that helps make him sound sound so drunk when slowed down.

[Chief117x]

yeah it sounds like hes get drunk

[toothboy3]

slo-mo noms

[anttdogg8]

4:14 and 4:22 WINS XD

[MrCombineGuy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mantis1jim]

i want my 6 minuts back so i can watch it again :D

[Velcharoon]

3:34 wins imo^^

[anttdogg8]

@Velcharoon 4:14 and 4:22 WINS TO XD

[sneaksmasher]

he's walking on sunshine

[Funbandza]

2:24 when he starts talking it really looks like he is drunk ;D

[GamerPheonix01]

4:16 b-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-k-k

[endofhumans]

lol! doooo yooouuuu haavee anny, anny iddeaa whoo i ammm?

[Redlinevv]

Sout = matrix

[Madsacre92]

Apparently everything is drunk... even the sentry???

[MadnessDays]

3:10

Heavy is Hulk! :O

[Veke99]

wOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

[Droctogonpus]

3:54 Scout struggles to remember his facts for his Kindergarten final exam.

[LakeAndHarry]

bbbbaassssiiclly kinnd off a biggggg deeeeaaall

[MrLostmyAccount]

UUUUUUUuuuUMMMMMMMMM

[ollythemann]

YooOOooo WYaAAasuup

aaany ideaaa, anyy ideea who iiii aaam?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaarrAASASFDE

[daytonaracer7]

note to all medics. DO NOT UBERCHARGE A BONK DRINKIN' SCOUT OR THIS WILL HAPPEN!

[supersonicguy556]

hangover.

[G0ldbl4e]

Uuuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmm....I....I dunnnoo...where taa staaaaart wiith yoooouuu... That was awesome

[D43m0nz]

I cried at 4:07.

[NemesisProducts]

LoL Grass grows indeed. He´s been smoking that stuff too much. xD

[MrMaruSe]

Scout after dandist.

[OblivionKnight457]

Drunk hippie?

[Haloya101]

'Graaaa-sss... growsss... Bbbuurrdss fluuueeehhh... suuuuhn shuiiineeesss.... anhand bruther, I hhuuut peeople..."

lol

[LTGeraldo]

rofl lol

[PabloHedning]

Sentry sounds epic in slowmo xD

[everettex]

lag

[i5Alex]

LMAAAAAAO he is so HIGH!!!

[SirValor1177]

wooooooOOoooOOOooo!

[joningi100]

do youh have any idea,,aannyy ideaaa who ii aam??

[mico027]

@joningi100 No why did you forget?

[weemanbrandon]

boooiiiiiiinnnnkkkk...........­...booooonnnnnkkkkkkk!

[linusWH]

I hurt people!

[amulet444]

so this is how everything looks from a scouts eyes?

[av3rRageGameName]

The last brain cell I had just died watching this XP

[ELBoxxerDave]

"DdDooo yyyooou have annny iddeea, anny idea whooo I am?

[TheHijackreaper]

I shat solid bricks of joy.