Anchorman Quotes - Funny!

[angus12345]

Lets be honest your missiung the two best lines!

"Panda watch!!!" is my favorite.

[kaarrllsson]

what?! no workout scene? "I can barely lift my arms i did so many. i don't know if you heard i did over a thousand" where's that?

[skeletor1993]

i no aye i wanted to hear that the most

[xvxkronikxvx24]

it smells like bigfoot's dick =[

[foxrod1]

is this wilt chamberlain?!?

[NSHSDT90]

I Could Be Wrong,But I Believe Diversity Was An Old,Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

[LGUCodExpert]

"well who said you have who it is when from there"... LMFAO!!

[Randumocity]

Your a smelly pirate hooker

[Randumocity]

well, you have a dirty whorish mouth

[MadameBeekeeper]

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego"

[quinny91991]

its not got "they have done studies you know, 60% of the time it works everytime"

[shinnam89]

why can't i find the cat poop scene

[booky3130]

i wanna see the part where he's talking about sex panther

[memememe23]

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.

[scarfaceaceo]

u r a real hooker. and i'm gonna slap u in public... lmao

[madhater2]

...I love lamp

[agreen123]

Ribs...I had ribs for lunch...thats why im doing this.

[USCTrojan13]

OH MY GOD!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL " It's the plead's, im taking them back to the pants store right now"

[omgitsseejay]

lol it smells like bigfoot's dick

[Devebabi07]

best comedy film of all time...if u agree give me the thumbs up guys>>>>

[flightattendant01]

ROFL at :59

[DarthMalum99]

whered you get those clothes the toilet store?

[whiteknight4879]

"I'm very proud of my mane of pubic hair so.....thank you"

[Ginne86]

old old wooden ship

[2x1337x4xu]

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!

HEY! Where did you get those clothes? At the ... toilete store?

60% of the time it works, everytime.

Years later, I will be told by a doctor that i have an IQ of 40, which is what some people call mentally retarded.

I'm telling you, that lady really crawled into Ron's head. HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

Where the hells the suit store? Weve been walking for 45 minutes! Brick I thought you said this was a shortcut! FANTASTIC! Well is it a shortcut or not? O-O-K!

[XplodingGuy]

i'm going to punch you in the ovary hahahaha goddamn I have to see this again

[jonnybatchy]

"Im veronica corningstone.. tits mghee is on vacation."

"and im tits..... im ron burgundy" lmfao

[JAKE3792]

by the hammer of thor!!!

[stango1104]

is this wilt chamberlain? and why dont u go back to ur home on whore island!!!! hilarious... the best

[danielisabeast50]

knights of columbus that hurt!!!!!

[gdub217]

which in German means... a whales vagina

[smartblonde07]

"Aghhh, Knights of Columbus!"

[salmonPROz]

semen waterfall

[HunniiBaybiie123]

Lmfao i love brick he is bloody hilarious!!!

HAHHAAA

xxx

[justin7560]

"Smells like BigFoots Dick!" LOL!!!!!!!! OH this was a good one!

[dredayak18]

"its an optical illusion, its the pleads"

"60 percent of the time, it works all the time"

aha

[pdjcommerford]

You left out "im in a glass case of emotion!"

[Harkz0r]

As reluctant as I may be to do little else other than quote the video, I'm afraid I can't help myself.

"You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy Award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee!"

"Good evening San Diego, I'm Veronica Corningstone, Tits McGee is on vacation."

"...and I'm Tits- I'm Ron Burgundy. (ahem)"

[caraszmatic]

whenever i'm bored or feelin upset, all i have to do is watch some anchorman clips and my day gets so much better! haha, sad but true

[d0l3junk]

you've got a dirty, whorish mouth!

[4GamersGallore]

faggot

[20AdamG08]

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, yep, straight shot!"

"...With 5 time Emmy Award winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGhee."

Lol

[skins212]

burnt hair - clear as day

[areallycleverone]

i love it when ppl talk shit. its hilarious

[davediabolo]

hey where did you get these clips in the toilet store

[iluvskylines1234]

how now brown cow

[BlueIcarusRedux]

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary! That's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot...straight to the baby maker!"

LMFAO!!

[twhiteboardsbuternut]

ahha its the pleats. Its acually an optical illusion its the pattern on the pants

[MmmYkes]

tits mcgee hahahaha

[matthewsniffen16]

One of the best movies.

[Sup3rPr0duc3r]

LMAO 1:57

"im tellin ya she is a real ballbuster"

"yea, a real ice queen"

"mmm, i just burnt my toungue"

HAHAHAHA

[piskekvist]

1:00 hahahaha "smells like a turd covered in bird hair" hahaha

[kbt213]

its burnt hair not bird hair

[SmarterThanaMelon]

did you know bird hair is actually a roman scent made by the kings of arachbod....look it up

[kbt213]

so wht thts not my point

my point is tht the person says burnt hair not bird hair

[NikeMaki]

it says burnt hair eiva way so stfu

[SmarterThanaMelon]

go back to your home on whore island

[NikeMaki]

BURNT U FUKIN DEAF CUNT

[piskekvist]

No I believe it's bird hair, because that smells really bad I've heard.

[NikeMaki]

no its burnt hair cos some of us can fucking hear properly

[wolfisloose]

birds don't have hair. heard of feathers?

[fourwindsoh]

Jazz flute is for fairie boys.

[Bushnanan]

bark twice if your in milwaukee! ahahahahahahaahAHAHA

[paddytokey]

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

[thewhofan99]

the musk scene is the best

[xsamestesx]

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

[Sup3rPr0duc3r]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

[mistalall]

T 4;10 that Red Foreman from That 70s Show

[RtMcGill]

Tits Magee! lol

[fartingmonkey22]

lol mr.burgundy you hae a massive erection

[dustinrlawrence]

2:02 Mmm! I just burnt my tongue.

[MarnieJAY]

"I love lamp"

[Ajay308]

6:00 = megalol

[rychousmama]

Ahhh! knights of Columbus, that hurts!

[mollyhicks69]

For tayler collins..

7:10

; )

[alajet]

im sorry...its the pleats

[sergiop23]

This movie is so funny. It's non stop with the one-liners.

"It's quite pungent."

"Stings the nostrils, in a good way"

[Belichek4President]

Great movie. You missed a couple of good scenes, but good video.

[cinsitysbest]

"YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE THEN MAYBE LATER WE CAN GO TO LUNCH!!!"

....lower your voice Ron.

[OUfootballfan54]

ah, it's the pleats, from the pants store.

[tday34]

WTF @ 6:58, you cut out the part where he says women's brains are 1/3 the size of men's brains...it's science!?

Other than that funny video.

[dafluffinat0r]

GREATEST MOVIE EvER BriCK KICKS ASS!

[yomammaonastick]

"its an optical illusion" lol

[Irieradio]

doont act like yer not impressed

[XtremeJoe]

Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

[meowmixtures]

Wheres the part with the quote "you sound like a gay"

[giantsfan85]

Baxter is that you? Bark twice if your in Milwakuee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

HAHAHA

[DREWatMRHS]

How would she know what bigfoot's dick smells like?

[NikeMaki]

why wud u even ask tht tryin to be funny, u have no humour at all, and ur obv a gay

[metallijax]

lmfao "....its the pleats".

[SenseiDonGraham]

Bigfoot's DICK!

[juventinoforza]

LOUD NOISES

[corymazz]

Knights of Columbus that hurt

[umbergerstew]

"Smells Like Bigfoots Dick"

[FitzysFotography]

Bark twice if your in Milwaukee!

[Chilax]

"don't act like you're not impressed" hahahahaha

[jennafurrfreeed]

Screwing? xDD

[MVPballer04]

BONER SCENE

[hellarandom00]

"San Diaago...which in German means a whale's vagina" LMFAO!!

[gatorade1012]

... it's made with real bits of panther.. so you know it's good

[umbergerstew]

Ron Burgundy And Tits Migee

[sophilianate]

hahaha my favourite's not in here, but it's...

"Como estan, beetches?"

and

"no commercials, no mercy!"

and

"I stabbed a man with a trident"

"I'm not talking to you because you cut my arm off"

haha.

[icefox00]

like a turd covered in burnt hair.

[giantsfan85]

why don't you go back to your home on whore island. hahaha lol

[dreilly1990]

Loud noises.

[dwdavey]

what is that? it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

it smells like big foots dick!

[peachtable966]

"bark twice if you're in Milwalkee"

[espChris93]

"where'd you get that shirt the ...... the toilet store?"

[AriesGoddess72]

You are a selly pirate hooker..

[charlottemodel]

hahahaha - its actually an optica illusion...

LOVE IT!

[wildcherry801]

4:44 you have a dirty whorish mouth!

[gunshow2121]

I burnt my tounge

[mastercurlypubes]

and i'm tits.... i'm ron burgundy.

[Fishcanfloatonwater]

ROFL