Seinfeld - Kramer's cigars

[fishman017]

One of my favorite Seinfeld scenes, which says a lot. I'm a Seinfeld trivia master.

[alpop850]

I think he's saying "para que ti lo sierro maya" which means "in order to do" something or other, i'm not entirely sure.

[schbond]

Those look like Ramon Allones Gigantes

[Bastige56]

Im cuban and everyone asks me for cuban cigars. Does that mean everyone is racist? Anyhow I have never sodl a cuban cigar cough cough.

[suicidekidz100]

what is kramer saying is it spanish or giberish. please translate

[zanuckbrown31]

LOL!! I wonder was it ad libbed

[BleedHuskaRed1220]

Look at George and Jerry laughing at the end. They can't hold it in. God, I love Kramer!

[isabel4him]

"Para que Dios nos ilumine". So that God would enlighten us. Something like that .

[welhungjohnson]

Castro smokes Cohibas.

[alen209]

lol

[zachbernst]

even worse than the 'spanish:' George says nauseous when he means nauseated

[101111101101]

@zachbernst learn english. 

[robobass25]

lol! who cares what he said and if its really spanish lol! ... its some funny shit! HAHA! michael richards is one of the funniest people ever! :p and the cigars are just used as a comedic prop :) just like the old school comedy shows like the marks brothers and stuff :) although .. i am curious to what brand of cigars it is .. if its even a real brand :) dont care what person may have smoked them or not :p they are just huge and hilarious lol!

[blaine2b]

MOnte Christos

[hamaki747]

no montecristos. castro smoked cohiba lanceros.

[blupl8spcl]

It's called gibberish, and it's still funny

[mssto]

i speak spanish and, well, he isn't speaking spanish

[SAOrules]

Yeah, me too. Its gibberish.

[krssnoop]

what happened to the cedar lining??

[arsan2127]

ese kramer es cabron pa hablar espanol LMFAO!!!

[ouphe]

This video isn't entirely accurate. Castro smoked Cohiba Corona Especials for over 40 years, up until he quit during the mid '80s. The cigars shown is this clip are much larger than Corona Especials.

[loko5555]

stop paying attention to this stupid details

[karmaloni]

dude holy crap dont correct it just enjoy it

[LotusJet]

Fucking seriously! ITS SEINFELD, GET OVER IT.

[tehBLAX]

@ouphe wow? who cares fucken sook

[Killinemdead1]

@ouphe who gives a shit

[tobetamaki]

cuban?

[sept0988]

what is it exactly that kramer says in spanish? is it actual spanish or is it just gibberish?

[EmBeeee]

Nobody knows. :)

[m26v5s76]

@EmBeeee sí, yo sé, dice "Para que Dios nos ilumine" (I know! he says some pray taht it would be translated as: May God give us Light"... )

[m26v5s76]

@EmBeeee sí, yo sé, dice "Para que Dios nos ilumine" (I know! he says some pray that it would be translated as: May God give us Light"... )

[Breadfan866]

it sounds pretty real.

[josedrumer]

im from costa rica, he didnt say anything real , but is sure sounds as if he did! lol very funny, kramer rules!

[loko5555]

It doesnt sound spanish at all, bealive me, i speak spanish every day of my life. I must say Kramer is funny as hell

[josedrumer]

it does sound spanish! it seems as if he said something like "para que dios sirva batalla" , wich makes no sense of course , but it does sound spanish...

[loko5555]

it sounds more italian or portuguese

[snapper842002]

it's not spanish, it just has the fasting speaking style which can sound spanish to non-spanish speakers

[loko5555]

Im from uruguay, spanish is my languaje you people are way out the line correcting me, go find something else to do

[snapper842002]

I'm not correcting you, I'm telling you how your language sounds to non-native speakers

[loko5555]

Like i said sounds like portuguese or italian, all the same for the non-speakers. Just like german and english for those who cant speak them

[vdelrio999]

@sept0988 Its not Spanish nor does it sound Cuban which is very close. 99.99 % chance its gibberish.

[MichaelCasanovaMusic]

@sept0988

knowing kramer it's just gibberish. haha

[siimens73]

to answer the question of famadan -

it's the episode of The Wallet (S4E05)

(or the double episode The Wallet/The Watch), in The Bubble Boy Kramer burns Susan's father's cabin down with the very same cigars

[bren5dan]

kramers great

[MatanYY]

GOOD ONE! :)