SELENA GOMEZ IS MY VALENTINE!

[Ir1shdud3]

WTF Star Wars is the SHIT :P

[kalibbrooks]

Omfg, Shane You need to play weeworld!!!!!!

[TheyLivedForever]

Like this if patroon brought you here.

[ADwarshuis]

i love you shane...

[cutiepupz123]

How about u say

 It's valentines day niga

[cutiepupz123]

U should say in the card this... Hey mother f bomb

[TotallyCrazification]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone ^_^

[killer96888]

my names wanda!!!

[annad100x]

PATRUNE!! I just died laughing! XD Shane, how do u come up with this stuff?!?

[MrCoolguy9873]

I want 1 :(

[bubbleheadash]

You should do this again!

[ItsAilbhe]

Paris voice is sooo SEXY Shane!!!!

[starfirerobin4eva]

send me one plz

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@starfirerobin4eva ur a year late hun.

[starfirerobin4eva]

 I WANT THEM!!

[MickeyHeatherlyLol]

It's so wierd I just randomly chose this video today on......... Feb. 5 2012 and this video was posted on Feb. 5 2011 O: Jkk I ain't that surprisedd.

[monkeymoo00]

Fuck autocorrecct

[monkeymoo00]

Send me one I-3G

[ReversePsychologify]

She was only 35 dollars and a blow pop. LOL. These crazy Americans :D

[rufflepuffs]

Thumbs Up if your posting a comment in 2012

[littleangel7900]

i watch that shit star wars!!!!!!!!

[ebkbff13]

you like spongbob but i do love selena gomez she rocks!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U SELENA!!!!!!!!

[guginiss7]

i want one but it is 2012 i love you im your biggest fan and im in ireland:) shane+me=love

[MsOlive1974]

@guginiss7 im in ireland too..but IM his biggest fan :L

[AngryBridsRock]

thumbs up if your still watching this in 2012

[KristinLPS]

@AngryBridsRock Really? That's odd, because I'm watching this in 1253 on my iStone. The iStone 4S just came out! It's a better stone...

LOL. of course were watching this in 2012.

[emofaith181]

valintine card: im whaching u

[BlondGirly123]

please do that again this year it would be amazing to get a valentines from yhueee xx

[leannasingscovers]

im cambodin

[rjamesnigh]

PETRUNE!!!!! XD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[rosagarcia972]

i want a puppy =]

[Hallinn100x7]

LOOOL -3

[542az]

i want a 3d animal 1



[xxspongebobx3]

star wars? lol no one watches that shit. true that bro.

[WAWKER209]

tell me about ur vids XD

[WAWKER209]

ill take one XD

[zobies100]

hey



[xxmemerandmimixx]

Hi Shane

[Elizaxloveyou]

Do you also like holland?

[TheGiantBananas]

id cry if you came to my b day my b day is augist 1

[TheGiantBananas]

dare emma its sane dawson ps i like pancacks

[Bleeding4Hearts]

Aw look who loves the fans :) you're nice I hope you know that

[Raine4884]

@1:25 i have the monkey one :)

[Amy8852]

Put:To Cassy. Shane, Shanaynay, S-Deezy, Ned, and Paris LOVE YOU! <3" That would make my day. Although this is about a year ago. Or two lol.

[sexyunicorns99]

xd

[JordanDeeBubz]

so patrune...

[Hermione2286]

I WANT HERMIONE GRANGE!!! and a rocketship

[Chestymcrbuiser]

EVERYONE WATCHES STARWARS

[cakegirl2000]

Dear person,

shanaynay wants you to tell ur friends to buy a shirt or she's gonna ... SHOOT YO MOTHER FUCKIN ASS!

[cakegirl2000]

then u need like 500000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000 valentines!

[Thevilcheesepuffs]

grew up in Cambodia for 8 years... yh just thought i would say

[edwindavalbray]

FUCK U MARIO, channel edwindavalbray.

[ashedpotatoes]

Why do I have a feeling that pedophiles make children's valentine cards?? xD

[CTRLxHACKZ]

GIMME A FUCKING VALINTEN > <

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX O

[TheDjmeep]

shane ur awesome i luv u ive been watchin ur vids since i was 10. when i feel sad , depressed or crappy i just put 1 of ur vids on and then u make me lol!!!. thank you for being funny and makin a channel on youtube ps. i want a selena gomez card

[leftofcenter44]

What are we six??

[ilovejustinbieber657]

@leftofcenter44 how stupid are you if u were a real shanedawson fan u know that he is obbsessed with miley and selena and demi GOD HAVE U WATCHED ANY SHANE DAWSON VIDS

[leftofcenter44]

@ilovejustinbieber657 I was joking dumb Ass

[xIxLovexGummyxBearsx]

he realy does sound like paris when she was innocent, if anybody rememers that time

[enya764]

shane i want that name!!!!

[AlexusIsAmazing]

Awhh i smiled when i saw his beautiful face.. YES i want his babies c;

[2pacrockzmybutt]

lol ther all girls

[37chrystals]

did u know a patroon is a form of currency 4 pirates. true chiz.... anyway i want selena gomez in more than 1 way. make the card say i love you bcuz i've always dreamed of u saying that 2 me!!!

[Kiliogaming]

im offended about you saying star wars is shit:(

[ImGonnaElevate]

Shane's iPhone vids are always funnier than his scripted ones...

[Glitterific1998]

hahaha Patrune LOL :)

[AngeliquesLOVE]

pit rune sounds like pitunii in italian

[MrDeadinCyde]

i wanted scooby-doo

[21cupcakeee]

What If I Girl Wanted SpongeBob?

[bribri20019]

I want spongebob!!!

[merry3perish]

When Shane said he had a girlfriend, I immediately thought of this video. This is so funny.

[321shoshi]

spider man!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[darvader00]

WHAT STAR WARS IS THE SHIT!!!

[vitalikmatsko]

i want selena gomez she is hot bitch

[smilefacegirl46]

fuckin spiderman!!! u need

[lolurock1520]

AWESOME...........i want miley

[alexuscarter27]

i want a selena gomez one :)

[audycake11]

i WANT A FUCKIN VALENTINE!

Prune! Ill send you back.! dont push me.

[vinnythewebsurfer]

hey what happened to paris

[Jbelieber1205]

I want a valentine!

[Littl3M3]

I wonder if I'm gonna get a valentine cards from Shane if I buy one of his t-shirts valentine 2012... There's always hoping :3

[TheTeressa234]

i want 3d dogs and selena gomez

[mizzQAF]

I watched this over and over again just so I could hear Paris Hilton say Petrune xD hehe

[TheTeressa234]

i want one

[crazygirly5678]

i wanna valentine.....

[Theriper86]

@thegoldendragon18 k I'll watch ur videos

[MackH17]

I WANT A FUCKING MILEY VALENTINE.

thanks shane you would be my BEST freind FOREVER if you would do something that kind. HA ha HA HA ha HA ha ha HA thanks i love you <3

[TheBrilynn12]

When paris was talking i was listening to disney channel in the background, and right when she/he started talking it said, "GIVE IT UP FOR TINKERBELL" on the t.v, i started to laugh so hard

[TheBrilynn12]

OOOOHHH I WANT A VALENTINE EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET! :D

[MsRandomPotatoes]

patrune!!! haha!!!

love you!

[dragonballz462]

what the fuck is with the dislike butten shane is the shit

[punkprincess123451]

@preppypenguin01 We kind of have to do that at school. soo, i give the best card to the person a likeee :]

[madgicmaddie2]

ur such a comidy bitch shane in a good way!

[nika06233]

I WANT ONE!!!! <3 HIM

[jake27rocks]

this was uploaded Feb 5, 2011??? isn't it Oct 24, 2011?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

[dangolover321]

the sad part is...my pantry does look like that

[silverlover99]

who the hell dislikes shane dawson

[QWERTYASDFGHx100]

@silverlover99 whoa ...

[BOTDFgurl112]

i do cuz my boyfriend didnt gte me one so i want one from u <3 XD

[X26Master]

star wars

[JBLoverxxx1]

i love you shane dawson

[David2Harmon]

Me me

[BriannaTurtleTurtle]

selena me me

[l13041]

everybody watches star wars

[preppypenguin01]

what is a valentine?

[punkprincess123451]

@preppypenguin01 you must be sadd...

[preppypenguin01]

@punkprincess123451 im frm nz we dont have valentines we send cards so thats why

[gerrystranger]

haha press 5 repeativley and it sounds like he's saying "nigga" XD

[Fun4mania]

what?!!? selena gomez hannah montana sponge bob...do you think only 5 year olds are watching your vides???

[MsVirgobabe1]

They should make Shane & all of you characters Valentine cards! That would be like so awesom!!!

[cupcakelubable]

@MsVirgobabe1 yupp they should ill buy a box and never open it

[13motleycrue]

i hate your guts love, shane

[Andi5500338]

Lol I'm am so obsessed with SpongeBob!

[Dana10pearl]

Me: 999!

Officer: What's your emergency?

Me:There is a fucking dislike button on this video!

Officer: That's not an emergency...

Me: You don't understand, this is Shane Dawson!

Officer: Oh shit! I'm on my way!

[EpicMonkey82]

@Dana10pearl 999.... YAY FOR BRITTISH PPLZ LIKE U AND ME!!!!!

[xCBMxM4V3R1CKx]

@Dana10pearl 999?



[Dana10pearl]

@xCBMxM4V3R1CKx Yes, not everyone lives in America.

[thecarrotlover16]

@Dana10pearl its 911

[BubbiRiceBunny]

@thecarrotlover16 not if you're in england :)

[Dana10pearl]

@thecarrotlover16 Not everyone lives in America.

[thecarrotlover16]

@Dana10pearl oh thats makes sense

[CWTE1]

@Dana10pearl .........999?

[Dana10pearl]

@CWTE1 Yes, not everyone lives in America.

[CWTE1]

@Dana10pearl lol sorry i am from america so i thought u just had a typo

[AdianVEVO]

@Dana10pearl 911

[mrSnakeskin123]

@Dana10pearl

Officer: *knocks on door* I'm here!

Me: *answers door* Its a awesome Shane Dawson with a sexy Shane in it!!!

Officer: Oh shit! *Kills whoever dislikes this!!!!* Done.

[GibbyMustKillSteve]

@Dana10pearl 999?

[88EllaBella88]

I really died when you said that about spongebob laughing at your belly!

[BlackCherries1310]

oh please send me one shane!xx i loveeee uuuuu <3 <3 <3 xxxxx

[jacintablundy]

this was the frist video i saw of shane dawson

[MTbieber]

I have 26 shirts of u :O I'm obsessed !

[TheGreenday1999]

Im gonna buy abunch of your shirts . I hope i get a valentine (:

[youronebiggestfan]

eww selena gomez -_-

She's a fake bitch..

[l0veudivya]

@youronebiggestfan

why, what fake things did she do

[Sweettoothsanta14]

Where's my valentine? :((

[sjeezy93]

poutruune hahah

[delamara03]

Ima make a new friend and call shehe that :D

[taytay8787lol]

send me a valentine bitch

[martha368]

OMFG, i have the puppy in the rose bed poster in my bedroom, LOL!! xx

[fuzzzy613]

i favoriteed this video almost just for the platrune part lol xDDDDDDDDDDD

[peopleareinmyhouse]

wahh?! NO TOY STORY?! Dx

[Pokestar9]

get an iPod!

[Pokestar9]

um, selena gomez's MY valentine!

[poopdroid]

You know that shit Star Wars, yea... I sort of like it so you get a dislike with 12 copies of Marley and me.... 8O

[KeaniLove]

petrudin LMFAO i couldn't stop lauhginggg holyyy shittt XD XD XD

[adoptadogSPCA]

Its rlly late at night an I'm watching this and when he said petrune? I started almost cracking up but I held it in a bit

[InuyashaRocks25]

which store is that

[Pokestar9]

@InuyashaRocks25 they were at Target.

[newyorklover144]

i love you shane!

[Pokestar9]

@newyorklover144 shane's kinda creepy...

[SingersLuv]

Selena Gomez hasn't been to rehab

[TheHeyItSophie]

pls send me a valentine for this yr and write u sexy bitch i love you im joking ;) im not <33333333333333333333333333333­33