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  • I am Pole and I find this ad funny, belive me it is LOL. Some one asked what is our contribution to the world - I do not want to say Chopin or Copernicus- old times. Blue laser for example (HD blue ray disc and so on). We stood against Hitler and helped to decrypt Enigma Code Machine (learn yourself stupid Americans, we DID IT, the biggest contribution to this project has been ours). 303 flight squadron and so on. What did we get from allies? Freedom? Nope, we where sold to Stalin "thank YOU"!

  • but really - is there anything Poles invented in REAL life? I mean- what is their contribution to the world?- no insults, just asking....I mean they like to bash Russians and Germans, but what are their own achievements?

  • @arlik100 Nicolaus Copernicus discovered and proved that the earth and planets rotate around the sun. Thus proved that the earth is round and people do not need to fear "falling off the world." Maria Sklodowska Curie was a pioneer in radiation and made very important discoveries in the field in radiation, discovering two important elements: polonium and radium. Chopin was a Polish composer who showed the highest class in music. His music is played by every elite around the world.

  • @arlik100 Joseph Conrad is considered the beginning of modern English Literature and one of the best novelist who wrote in English. Poland contributed to art such as Matejko or the family of Kossaks. Music such as Chopin or Moniuszko. Poland was at one time the largest empire in Europe. It defended Europe from Turkish and Mongolian Invasions and in 1920 defeated the Red Russian Army which was to sweep to war torn europe and introduce communism, You just need intelligence to research not bash.

  • Notthing like some good Nazi subhman intelligence jokes against Poles.

  • @jjtomsic And what nationallity are you? I need to know it to tell you "fuck you, you bucket full of shit" in Polish, because I do it much better then vodka.

  • Nothing like some hate-through-humor against Polish people.

    Subhuman intelligence jokes about Polish people came from Nazi propaganda. It doesn't surprise me that this hate video against Polish people has references to Lenin who was anti-Polish and music from Soviet Russia, since Soviet Russia combined their anti-Polish hate propaganda with Nazi German propaganda when these nations were good friends from 1939-1941 as per the Molotov-Ribbentrop - Russia-Nazi Germany friendship pact.

  • Nothing like hate through humor Nazi propaganda against Poles.

  • The idea behind the commercial is indeed good, and it's done pretty well, but the guy has got Russian accent, not Polish. Also, the song in the background is Russian. And Poles don't like being confused with Russians :D

  • Does this commercial offend Poles?

  • Retardet inventions like this may be made in country where you have to label "hot content" on a cup with hot coffee, or stating that microvaweing a cat may be hazardous... know what im saying?!

    And the accent is not polish at all, it's more russian like, but i guess it is not targeting the brightest people in the world.

  • So I guess this Anti-Polish commericial is saying this vodka is poison since Poles made it?

    What Anti-Polish Nazi bigots.

  • Żal dlaczego taki zwalony stereotyp się tam uchował? To jest zrobione jakbyśmy byli zacofani i i jeszcze w związku radzieckim. Każdy w Polsce wie, że z Ruskami to zawsze na pieńku mieliśmy. I ja nie mam do tego dystansu, ponieważ jest za dużo żartów o Polakach.

  • @rafik94pl

    może dlatego że Ameryka jest tak zacofana

  • @rafik94pl

    Tak przedstawiono nas w amerykańskiej reklamie wódki Alchemy, produkowanej przez Polmos Białystok. Finał reklamy informuje nas o tym, że Polacy lepiej robią tylko wódkę. Wódkę Alchemy produkuje Polmos Białystok. Ale to nie jest nasza marka, jej właścicielem jest firma amerykańska.

  • Ludzie, trochę dystansu... Ja tam się nieźle uśmiałem, zwłaszcza przy szklanym młotku. ;]

  • ten na końcu wygląda jak mój instruktor od prawa jazdy :)

  • Jakby w polsce byly takie denne parodie i skecze to juz bym spierdolil do anglii

  • that's cool!

    Polaks make indeed best vodka ;-)

  • QURFA :D

  • Nothing like hateful anti-Polish Nazi propaganda in 2008.

    This type of anti-Polish racist humor was shown to Germans during WWII so that the Nazi Germans wouldn't feel guilty about killing Poles - who had they said had "subhuman intelligence" and a subhuman Slavic culture.

  • Its digusting Russians would make a commercial about Poles having subhuman intelligence for being Slavic, when the Russians were considered to have Subhuman intelligence themselves by the Nazi Germans.

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  • hahahaha ;]

  • co to za melodia w tle? xD

  • chyba Warszawianka 1905 ale w wersji rosyjskiej

  • alchemyvodka. com

    i think that site will be soon fucked. ;)

    very often

  • This is probably not the original video, but maked over one. I think the original video is here

    [dot]youtube[dot]com/watch?v=B­3WBJzVgIyk

    Is this an advertisement of Polmos Bialystok company, like mikolajoskierko wrote???

  • Proszę, to żaden problem, google->evolution vodka... etc. Polmos Białystok, ja ich bojkotuje, chujuf yebanyh.

  • Tyle że te komentarze to raczej od Amerykanów były, pytlar.

  • "Americans are NOT stupid"

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • haha, smieszne te komentarze sfustrowanych polaczkow. Kompleksy zascianka wylaza ze hej. Mnie to tam bawil ten filmik

  • sklodowska, kopernik, tysiace naukowcow, setki tysiecy polskich profesorow w swiecie nosza polskie geny, Polacy nie denerwujcie sie, my robmy swoje niech sie reszta smieje, niczym czarni w USA pokornie pomnazajmy fortuny i majatki a beda nam wkrotce jedli z reki, przejmiemy te cala bude zwana swiatem tak jak np. czarni przejeli juz stany. glowa do gory. Pozdrawiam rodakow.

  • omg... to gówno jest produkowane w "Polmos Białystok"

  • Really? Then they should be sued! Wonder why that american jew added that russian singing??! xDDD

  • Correction. Polish christians, etc.

  • Jews are a religion and race. Poland is a country with a common race shared by many near that region. There are polish Jews and Christian Jews and Muslim Jews you anti-semitic Nationalist Morons. Or should I say Polock.

  • And there are Polish muslims (Lipka Tatars) so? What does it change? Why is that Jews and muslims cryies louder when someone`s makeing jokes about them?

  • First of all, song in background is rusian. Second I regret we helped Judes survive WWII.

    Third I work everyday with smart americans that carry laquerthinner in polystyren cups :) and are supprised it had "melted"...

  • Song is Russian becouse common TV-idiot will not notice difference, the rest is adressed to similar "target" as well... to vodka drinkers.

    In Poland there`s ban on hard alcohols commercials. Who cares anyway, this "alhemy" vodka should be sued, i can bet that`s not any Polish vodka, never heard about this brand.

  • 25sek. "Kurwa..." xD

  • if you would make something like this about Jews you would get you ass sued... But it's ok to make stupid jokes like this about Poles..

  • that's true

  • THIS IS SOOOO STUPID...none of it is true. And its sad because some moron watching this will probably think it is true...Well hey, if its ok for them to make fun of Polish People then why not make a video of another race, or another color, or another culter? If your understanding what im saying ...This is called DISCRIMINATION, and its not right

    ...Its sad and imature...

  • niezle zabawne

  • trzeba ich w pysk napierdalać i patrzeć czy równo puchną cwele małe.

  • dobre jest

  • Frajery niewdzięczne Gdyby nasi hetmani inaczej myśleli to byśmy całą Europe mieli Gdyby nie my to prawdopodobnie frajery byście nie pisali se po angielsku tylko po turecku .....KTO Zatrzymał najazdy turków mongołów kto zniszczył zakon kżyrzacki niewdzięczne suki !!!

  • jestes kretynem. tyle o tobie.

  • To all the ignorant people out there, listen up. We took stupid stereotypical Polish jokes and placed them in an over the top environment, hence the laboratory. We are not making fun of Polish people WE ARE MAKING FUN OF POLISH JOKES. Too bad only a few of you get this. Polish people all people from everywhere have contributed plenty of good things to this world. Do you believe that everyone thinks Polish people are stupid, French people are cowards, Black people are criminals? NO! Get over it!

  • American is stiupid country. Poland have got hard histry :( and USA haven't got histry they are imigrants from Europe!!!!

    POLADN THE BEST!!! (M. Kopernik, M. Skłodowska-Curie,John Pawel II)

    WORLD fuck of on POLAND

  • shame on you u moron! if not for america u'd be speaking russian like in this ad.

  • ludzie, przeciez siedzicie przed komputerami, zajzyjcie do statystyk europejskich spozycia alkocholu, na 25 ujetych europejskich krajow polska jest na 23 miejscu! Pozbedzcie sie kompleksow i nie zwracajcie uwagi na reklamy dla durnych amerykanow

  • american ignorance is blissful (they cannot even tell apart different accents: they hired a Russian istead of a Pole)

  • very funny NOT !

    Trash the ALCHEMY name, Get a new ad agency and start over POLMOS...

  • Para Wino "Chuj w dupe amerykańskiej raklamie na Polskiej ziemi"

  • Why is there a russian song in background ? Foolish :/

  • hahaha nawet śmieszne tylko czemu my wyglądamy jak mieszanka arabsko-zydowska bezsensu

  • not bad, quite funny.

    Chyba kupie te wodke, hehe.

  • You've got to use the true Polish, not Russian accent.

  • Zajebiste!!! :D 5*

  • Hehe nice advertisment, I like it. I am from Poland and I don't see anything wrong about this video, music could be better :)

  • polish jokes in vodka ad - the idea is quite good but the video could be better...

  • i'm a polak and i like this advertisment ;]

    i lol'd at 0:26 when that glass hammer guy says kurvva xD

    i dont see nothing wrong in this clip, Americans laugh from Poles, Poles laugh from Scots etc.

    Drawbacks of the video: russian music (it isn't polish music, try to find something else), at the begining of the video viewer can hear polish and english speech, in my opinion that polish verse 'polska organizacja ..' in the background is unnecessary.

  • weird, my "posted" comment did not appear. once again then: yes, we may laugh at Scottish jokes, but there's a significant difference. Scottish alleged thriftiness, just like - say - German stereotypical love for law-and-order, are in fact comically exaggerated VIRTUES. that's why such stereotypes are not insulting, since being economical or ordered is, in principle, a positive attribute. this is not the case with being an outright idiot. there is no "bright side" to it.

  • This is funny vid i think. (...)Kurwa!!!!:) (Kurwa = SHIT) But, there is one badside: the soviet music in the background shouldn be put in this video.

  • this ad sucks, its not funny its based on old jokes and it shows stupid stereotypes. Its like saying all Russian are communists or every Muslim is terrorist.

  • vodka looks exclusive, its site is also elegant but the commercials are stupid and do not encourage to try the liquor. imo

  • hahaha GREAT im from poland and i like this vid... sometimes ppl r to serious, relax, enjoy... drink vodka :>

  • My suggestion, change the music, everything else is ok. Job well done.

    the commercial is great, but „polaks" are proud nation and we don't love to much Russians, when simple polish men is watching this, he's thinking why they put as to same pot?

  • i want to hear more people from poland telling us if you like the commercials or not.

  • I'm polish and I do not like it one bit. Somehow I don't think you would try making a commercial which depicted - say - black people as a bunch of good-natured savages who're good at playing drums, but baffled by modern technology.

    Or would you?

    What would happen if you did that?

  • I'm polish myself, and got to admit that it's pretty funny commercial! But sadly all the choreography was created on the basis of soviet reality. Soviet music, Soviet accent, no strictly polish element in here but the flag in the beginning, and proper naming :_)

  • you may try to find something by mieczyslaw fogg or jan kiepura.

    i assume u wanted this commercial to look like a post-soviet republic so go for some of the socialrealism songs like 'czerwony autobus' etc. but id leave it that way.

    to the rest of you im sorry for your lack of self humor. im polish and i find this commecial hilarious.

    sad truth is - drinking is our national virtue:)

  • thanks for the suggestions! i'll check into those songs.

  • I wonder where you've taken this "truth" from, since WHO statistics of alcohol consumption (2006) place Poland on 33rd place out of 50 countries, below European & EU averages.

    An average Pole drank 6.7 litres of pure alc. per year - this figure being 10.7 for a German, 9.3 for a Brit, 11.6 for Hungarian..

    I cannot really understand this happy acceptance of a NEGATIVE stereotype - it's not true, it wouldn't be anything to be proud of either, so what are you actually smiling about, Charlie Gordon?

  • What a stupid video... This is a proof of America's foolishness!! They are laughing at Poland but they don't know where this country is. We are not Russians! There are lot of inventions of polish scientists for example: periscope, bulletproof vest, we have decoded Enigma, we discovered blue laser (which is used in Blue-Ray technology) and many, many more!!!

  • really? can you suggest a better song? i'd love to put a great, old polish song in it

  • I can suggest You to put instead this shit in 18s, (...) a polish 16-bit minicomputer invented by Jacek Karpinski between 1971-1973. The K-202 was capable to run one million operations per second which was far more than computers of the time could compute. K-202 was the first minicomputer which used paging technique, having 8MB of memory(...)

  • amazing.

  • (...)Your PC is using this techinque now. And now good lack with making funny 'comments' to K-202. Is it difficult to You? Why I am not surprised?

  • And don't be so sarcastic.

  • Im polish too, and This is funny as hell. :)

    I agree: the man speaks in polish with a funny accent, and this russian music in the background??? something is not right! But still, great job mate ;) but watch out, ther will probobly be many people that say that they are offended...but they don't matter ;)

  • well, im polish but i dont find this ad anyhow offensive byt - why the hell this guy speaks like borat and whad does this russian song doing in the background?!?

  • Hey - I'm glad you're not offended. I (the director) take total responsibility for the accent and the song being wrong. Alchemy's final cut has both a legit Polish actor and a non-russian song. But I just thought this version sounded funnier. Oh -even though the lyrics are in Russian...the song is about Warsaw .... if that's any consolation...? THANKS for watching!

  • I find it very funny :D Russian Borat-style accent is good choice I think.

  • well borat sais: jagshemash ( jak sie masz?) and jeekooie (dziekuje) which are polish sentences.

    btw jjtomsic - good job. truly a nice ad!

  • thanks!

  • jjtomsic: you're right about the song. It actually IS a polish song with russian lyrics that our "red" goverment used to lick russian asses during the occupation.

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