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  • Two girls?

  • LMAO

    "Ready for round 2?"

    -giggles- "commander!"

  • just like avatar

  • holy shit

  • Hahaha!, the real reason, mass effect has sold so much, and why 2000 blue costumes where hird from costume shops by geeks and their girl friends.

  • and heres how the smurfs got born.

  • @memokk you need a dude to do that ru tard

  • No...they were born because of PINGAS!!!

  • lol the end was so funny

  • this is just like the movie avatar

  • Except I actually sat through this whole video.

  • neytiri strikes again... but this time hotter!

  • its no wonder nerds go for this game lol

    good game though

  • @ThrashMetalGuy And non nerds!, im a musician and i live for this game, cant wiat for Bio shock 2 now!.

  • I still can't believe that this is what FOX made such a big deal out of it. There are so many movies out there that shows a lot more than this 57 seconds....

  • it looks so real

  • Haha I love that, you kept it hard to tell what your avatar was so one would assume it's a guy then her voice chimes in, "Ready for round 2?"

    Have to say I went with Ash. Something about a military girl with a nice figure gets me standing at attention. :P

  • I picked Liara on my 1st playthrough. thought she had a better personality than that ashley. The bitch killed Wrex when i was trying to keep him alive. So i left her with the nuke.

  • Maybe upgrade your threats in renegade?

    He backs down, making it so that he no have to get dead.

  • Yay for mind sex!!! Chuck Norris approves this message.

  • mass erect btw who is the man??

  • Once you go blue, the others are poo.

    <3 Liara :D

  • ready for round 2

  • if you want a good laugh, look up fox vs. mass effect. (warning, prolonged exposure to FOX news may cause extreme stupidity/the urge to vote republican) watch at your own risk.

  • is that considered beastilality?

  • ha ha ha ha good one... but really,i am really astonish cuz games now a days r more close to movies... ten years ago i never dream that a game will have sex scenes.

  • Something tells me this alien is a lesbian,hmmmmmm.

  • Hey everything is wrong in the US

    I don´t like that country at all

  • now thats intergalactic! hahahah

  • Who the fox flagged this as inappropriate?

  • What the hell is the fuzz about? What is going on on US TV. They condamm something they have not seen.

    Somehow it's okay to show how kids get wasted away as soldiers by loonies like BUSH but soft sex scenes (even in digital form) are to be banned.

    Geeh something is basicly wrong in the US.

  • soldiers dont waste their life, your more of a wasted then anything. the only way to live is to live for freedom.

  • Its People like you Odereiger that ruin America! You obviously don't know anyone in the military, Go to Hell! They die for YOU!

  • No, they die for their salary

    And to try and get control over oil sources

    I think the people in Iraq were better off under Saddam Hussein, less people died on a daily basis

  • They're not lesbians. Liara is an Asari.Asari are mono gendered. So technicaly what they are doing is biologicaly ok, you perverts.

  • Dude, we want to think of them as lesbos man, it's what makes us feel "funny" down there, if you know what I am talking about.

  • BW conceived that as an answer to homophobic charges. Don't forget that Shepard is human female and she sees Liara as female. For her, it's lesbian relationship.

  • "Ready for round two?"

    "Tee hee! Commander!"

  • Once you go blue you never go back. Lmao.

  • iz all u have to do is ask if her lil poem/retarted speech is all shes got to offer or is it like GTO where u gotta do a whole bunch of shit to get the sex scene?

  • Ow! My unborn children's eyes.

    Thank god they'll miss the Dennis Franz nude scene on NYPD Blue.

    /sarcasm

  • WTF

  • ok now dosen't this remind u of I'M BLU ABA DE ABA DIE ABA DE ABA DI

  • Hehe... blue boobies:D

  • gr8 comment!!!xD

  • hey can you get with williams?

  • make sure she doesn't die on virmire. that worked for me along with talking to her after story missions.

  • I just figured out why Liara's eyes go black in the lesbian version of this...lmao apparently they have high tech dildos in the future too...

  • boing!

  • nice. now this is what i am talking about.

  • Noooo! this is just more ammo for video game haters to build up on :S aaack!

  • That was so lame? Neighbors or home and away is more raunchy.

  • I...don't actually know how to respond to that

  • blue pussy 4 life

  • lol wtf

  • Those are some hot POLYGONS! :D

  • ha :)

  • wow...i was wondering if u could do that with the female Shepard. also the she Shepard must be lezzy, but that would be normal for the asari because if u learned about their culture they breed with each other and there are only asari women

  • how do you do it XD , when do you talk to her? Is that liara? That chick in the med bay of the Normandy?

  • WHO ELSE BUT ASAR.. ASSAR... ASARIS? ok.. WHO ELSE BUT ASARIS?

  • You boys r all dirty, there's like a gazillion of these vids, the only love interest my character will be pursuing is Kaiden, not dirty alien lesbo sex, lol

  • more like ass effect

    lol

  • Dude, that freakin hilairious.

  • @doomfan93

    MORE LIKE ASS ERECT AMIRITE GUYS?

  • Those horny aliens

  • two chicks and didnt even see one boob

    what a disappointment

  • Bow chika wow wow!

  • i guess the asari is bi-curious...

  • bow chicka bow wow.

    im so making a female character and bonking ashley.

  • You can't

  • Oh man . . .

  • I did this today, but with a male Shepard.

  • how da fuck u get this?

  • dudes, it´s a GAME!!! if u want porn i can give u the addres,

  • i never got this i played as a boy tho,iv seen the one with ashley

  • Tali, please...

  • lol ready for round 2 ( personaly i would say HELL YA!!!)

  • bow chica wow wow

    id love to go again lol but it was gay

    but the best question is what would happen if it was a guy

    ????

  • same thing i played through the scene as a guy but it does the same thing

  • i think games should have sex scenes im not being perverted but think about it whats worse for a little kid whos parent bought them an M rated game seeing a digital tit or seeing a dgital head get stomped off or shot off or seeing somone get chainsawed in half

  • this is why american censorship sucks

  • yay!

  • FAP FAP FAP

  • hahaahhaha. awesome. I love Mass Effect, the best game out there right now. Though I prefer the female Shepard and Kaidan deal. But hey, still hilarious.

  • oh god...wat sort of game is this..

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow u fucking lez

  • Lol, ready for round 2?

  • how do yo find her and other chicks

  • for an alien she is realy hot

  • Damn if only her face was rammed down a toilet!!!

    WAY BETTER

  • lol, double team with garrus and wrex. That would be brutal aand messy. especially since apprentley krogans have four testicles.

  • Wow alien sex these writers are very creative

  • OH SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

  • LMFAO

  • oh my god thats funny lmao

  • aww shit!

    thats just wrong!

  • "Oooh... Scissor me, Janet... Scissor me"

    lol

  • lol...let's go again

  • Damn that got me breathing hard lolXD

  • wait... when you're a girl are you ALWAYS a lesbian? Cause my character was sort of going to be based of me but I like GUYS! Guys I say!

  • Asaris, the blue characters, are an all female race, and it's not considered "Lesbian" for them to make love to a female. Kaiden is also a potential romance for females.

  • wow they are dirty lol!!!! especially whe they said ready for round TWO thats dirty.BUt the downside is that they dont show that much lol

  • MMM... can you do it with ashley

  • yes

  • Not lesbian style, you gotta be a male.

    Female= Liara, Kaidan

    Male= Liara, Ashley

    But personally, I beggin for a double team with Garrus and Wrex *grrrrrr*

  • dude you do this? if so, tell me how to get the "Relationship" to do this so I can get the acheavment. K?

  • who ever thought asari could be so sexy..........LMAO oh shit i couldnt say dat wif a strait face LOL!!!!!!!

  • Hilarious haha! Oh commander! Isn't anything to fuss about though. I find it really unessassary. lol

  • is there a way to skip the love scene? my Tv's in the front room, a place open to viewing from my 7 year old bro

  • Yeah don't talk to Ashley/Kaiden (depending on gender) or Kiara in between missions. Only by doing that will you develop the romance subplots. At least that's what I think. Or just play it when your bro's sleeping.

  • ... yes... close your eyes LOL. just turn off the tv or something or wait till ur bro is gone... its not like he's gonna understand it anyway...

  • I think you can say to them that youre not interested. But not certain. Best just skip talking, but thats boring. :S

  • HAY ph4ntasm, you're an Ass no cussing off at us!!

  • lmao nice!

  • My chick Sheperd looks way better than this one.

  • ready for round two? lol dis game is awsome

  • Heh, I decided to go with Ash first; I'll probably go with the Alien in my second playthrough.

  • ASH?

  • LEY?

  • i decided to go with the quarian but she electro-fried my nuts so it didnt turn out as pleasing for my character

  • wait how did you do that?

  • The Asari is way hotter then Ashley. WOO HOO alien sex

  • haha ya I did too. they're pretty much the same, except this one looked like it had a couple extra scenes in it

  • wow this is super hot! this will be in my wishlist as soon as I get my xbox360

  • wtf is up with her eyes?

  • Read the codex of the game, it how the asari mate. That was her getting a DNA copy of Shepard to fuse with her own.

  • lol ticisgreat, looked more like some sort of mind orgasm to me lol

  • lol

  • its her biotect power i think

  • To get Ashley just talk to her after pretty much every mission

  • lol

  • Rofl

  • ready for round two?

  • i got ash in bed. ;)

  • wait wait how do u get it with ashley?

  • just make a male Shepard and always talk with her between missions when you're on Normandy. plus make sure to make the Paragon choices when talking to her to get her to like you. That's how I got Ashley in bed with my Shepard. ;)

  • hey how do i get that in the plot i have a girl char and im about to rescue the girl from the bubble in artemis tau. what do i do next?

  • wait wait how do u get it with ashley and what part of game?

  • Son of a bitch! I played through this damn game and this never happened, I heard you could, but I guess I just suck at 'teh sex'

  • Da Da Da DAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!

  • LOL!!!

  • I allmost went on a rant there, but just decided to be greatful that they didnt ban or anything in america.

  • in the game I fucked Ashely shes still cross eyed but its better than fucking a salarian

  • fucking disturbing i just had sex with ashely in the game shes fucking cross eyed

  • LOL She has a lazy eye

  • ummm... thats hot? lol

  • yeah if u have her in ur squad, aim ur sniper at her face and you'll see she makes scary eye movements, she actually rolls it back like shes possesed sometimes.

  • I love her (the humans) outfit

  • I JUST BLUE MYSELF

  • LMAO

  • lawl!

  • Shepherd: "Ready for round two?"

  • I like the Male Shepard comments better for with Ashley.

    "That brings new meaning to the phrase 'Drop and give me 20!"

    "Let's make it 40!"

  • All I can say is...

    I lol'd. Video game sex scenes.... comedy.

  • that's disgusting!!

  • Yeah those dudes were complaining about the other video, I bet they didn't see this one!  CUNTS!

  • im ready for round 2

  • "I have a girlfriend and she is so blue"

  • ha ha ha... that shouldve been the background music

  • maybe but it would kinda ruin the Moment don't ya think?

  • THIS IS LESBOS!

    *orgasm*

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA.... "Ready for round two?"

  • No, this is in the ACTUAL game.

    Thank you British Film Classification Board. It's rated 12 in the UK! YEAH!

  • dude that shit is hilarious

    12YO:MUMS i got a new game, want to watch me play it

    Mum:sure

    a few hours of playing and they get to the lesbos scene

    12yo:mummy why is she kissing that other girl

    Mum:idk but you should play outside while mummy calls her friend

  • ok i didnt read the comments soooo they cut this out?

  • zomg lol this is something XP

  • *giggle* Commander!

  • damn my xbox 360 is broken so i won't be able to play this game damn

  • LOL at when they clicked 'Lets go again' the player must of been horny :D

  • Lol at anyone who buys ME just for the sex scenes..