I still can't believe that this is what FOX made such a big deal out of it. There are so many movies out there that shows a lot more than this 57 seconds....
I picked Liara on my 1st playthrough. thought she had a better personality than that ashley. The bitch killed Wrex when i was trying to keep him alive. So i left her with the nuke.
if you want a good laugh, look up fox vs. mass effect. (warning, prolonged exposure to FOX news may cause extreme stupidity/the urge to vote republican) watch at your own risk.
ha ha ha ha good one... but really,i am really astonish cuz games now a days r more close to movies... ten years ago i never dream that a game will have sex scenes.
BW conceived that as an answer to homophobic charges. Don't forget that Shepard is human female and she sees Liara as female. For her, it's lesbian relationship.
iz all u have to do is ask if her lil poem/retarted speech is all shes got to offer or is it like GTO where u gotta do a whole bunch of shit to get the sex scene?
wow...i was wondering if u could do that with the female Shepard. also the she Shepard must be lezzy, but that would be normal for the asari because if u learned about their culture they breed with each other and there are only asari women
You boys r all dirty, there's like a gazillion of these vids, the only love interest my character will be pursuing is Kaiden, not dirty alien lesbo sex, lol
i think games should have sex scenes im not being perverted but think about it whats worse for a little kid whos parent bought them an M rated game seeing a digital tit or seeing a dgital head get stomped off or shot off or seeing somone get chainsawed in half
hahaahhaha. awesome. I love Mass Effect, the best game out there right now. Though I prefer the female Shepard and Kaidan deal. But hey, still hilarious.
Asaris, the blue characters, are an all female race, and it's not considered "Lesbian" for them to make love to a female. Kaiden is also a potential romance for females.
Yeah don't talk to Ashley/Kaiden (depending on gender) or Kiara in between missions. Only by doing that will you develop the romance subplots. At least that's what I think. Or just play it when your bro's sleeping.
just make a male Shepard and always talk with her between missions when you're on Normandy. plus make sure to make the Paragon choices when talking to her to get her to like you. That's how I got Ashley in bed with my Shepard. ;)
yeah if u have her in ur squad, aim ur sniper at her face and you'll see she makes scary eye movements, she actually rolls it back like shes possesed sometimes.
Two girls?
ImKoolWithThis 1 year ago
LMAO
"Ready for round 2?"
-giggles- "commander!"
TheThrillingTheist 1 year ago 2
just like avatar
buttsqocker 1 year ago
holy shit
2prize 1 year ago
Hahaha!, the real reason, mass effect has sold so much, and why 2000 blue costumes where hird from costume shops by geeks and their girl friends.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
and heres how the smurfs got born.
memokk 2 years ago 5
@memokk you need a dude to do that ru tard
PhootballPhil 2 years ago
No...they were born because of PINGAS!!!
Kaweebo 1 year ago
lol the end was so funny
Chickennubs 2 years ago
this is just like the movie avatar
elzeeny223344 2 years ago
Except I actually sat through this whole video.
2good116 1 year ago
neytiri strikes again... but this time hotter!
BigO161107 2 years ago
its no wonder nerds go for this game lol
good game though
ThrashMetalGuy 2 years ago
@ThrashMetalGuy And non nerds!, im a musician and i live for this game, cant wiat for Bio shock 2 now!.
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cutecutie4u53 2 years ago
I still can't believe that this is what FOX made such a big deal out of it. There are so many movies out there that shows a lot more than this 57 seconds....
Larask18 3 years ago
it looks so real
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sexycaringdaisy66 3 years ago
Haha I love that, you kept it hard to tell what your avatar was so one would assume it's a guy then her voice chimes in, "Ready for round 2?"
Have to say I went with Ash. Something about a military girl with a nice figure gets me standing at attention. :P
FatalFist 3 years ago
I picked Liara on my 1st playthrough. thought she had a better personality than that ashley. The bitch killed Wrex when i was trying to keep him alive. So i left her with the nuke.
Darkstar263 3 years ago
Maybe upgrade your threats in renegade?
He backs down, making it so that he no have to get dead.
doctormarmalade 3 years ago
Yay for mind sex!!! Chuck Norris approves this message.
Blacksun388 3 years ago
mass erect btw who is the man??
looking4aswissgirl 3 years ago
Once you go blue, the others are poo.
<3 Liara :D
ElvenChaos 3 years ago 5
ready for round 2
darkone2309 3 years ago
if you want a good laugh, look up fox vs. mass effect. (warning, prolonged exposure to FOX news may cause extreme stupidity/the urge to vote republican) watch at your own risk.
doomfan93 3 years ago 2
is that considered beastilality?
Th3Plagu3MKXII 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha good one... but really,i am really astonish cuz games now a days r more close to movies... ten years ago i never dream that a game will have sex scenes.
jitosneo 3 years ago 2
Something tells me this alien is a lesbian,hmmmmmm.
02ramfan 4 years ago
Hey everything is wrong in the US
I don´t like that country at all
Icedude32 4 years ago
now thats intergalactic! hahahah
da1dreman 4 years ago
Who the fox flagged this as inappropriate?
mvdhmvdh 4 years ago 16
What the hell is the fuzz about? What is going on on US TV. They condamm something they have not seen.
Somehow it's okay to show how kids get wasted away as soldiers by loonies like BUSH but soft sex scenes (even in digital form) are to be banned.
Geeh something is basicly wrong in the US.
Odereiger 4 years ago 2
soldiers dont waste their life, your more of a wasted then anything. the only way to live is to live for freedom.
GFunk4life 4 years ago
Its People like you Odereiger that ruin America! You obviously don't know anyone in the military, Go to Hell! They die for YOU!
kirbythepink1 4 years ago
No, they die for their salary
And to try and get control over oil sources
I think the people in Iraq were better off under Saddam Hussein, less people died on a daily basis
Faceman9930 4 years ago
They're not lesbians. Liara is an Asari.Asari are mono gendered. So technicaly what they are doing is biologicaly ok, you perverts.
26237Ice 4 years ago
Dude, we want to think of them as lesbos man, it's what makes us feel "funny" down there, if you know what I am talking about.
acg515 4 years ago
BW conceived that as an answer to homophobic charges. Don't forget that Shepard is human female and she sees Liara as female. For her, it's lesbian relationship.
Wojen 4 years ago 2
"Ready for round two?"
"Tee hee! Commander!"
Nymosy 4 years ago 2
Once you go blue you never go back. Lmao.
02ramfan 4 years ago 11
iz all u have to do is ask if her lil poem/retarted speech is all shes got to offer or is it like GTO where u gotta do a whole bunch of shit to get the sex scene?
Panzrcommander 4 years ago
Ow! My unborn children's eyes.
Thank god they'll miss the Dennis Franz nude scene on NYPD Blue.
/sarcasm
thrustinj 4 years ago
WTF
allsports94 4 years ago
ok now dosen't this remind u of I'M BLU ABA DE ABA DIE ABA DE ABA DI
dragzoe 4 years ago 4
Hehe... blue boobies:D
Thalion87 4 years ago 4
gr8 comment!!!xD
DJKillzz 4 years ago
hey can you get with williams?
fatline99 4 years ago 2
make sure she doesn't die on virmire. that worked for me along with talking to her after story missions.
GameMaster529 4 years ago
I just figured out why Liara's eyes go black in the lesbian version of this...lmao apparently they have high tech dildos in the future too...
xjag101x 4 years ago
boing!
Mikakou 4 years ago
nice. now this is what i am talking about.
mafiagman 4 years ago
Noooo! this is just more ammo for video game haters to build up on :S aaack!
Feuerartillerie 4 years ago 2
That was so lame? Neighbors or home and away is more raunchy.
AccessUnlimited 4 years ago
I...don't actually know how to respond to that
HereIAmTheState 4 years ago
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This game is ruining America.
jayDUB082 4 years ago
blue pussy 4 life
loverofrunescape32 4 years ago 4
lol wtf
kyle092 4 years ago
Those are some hot POLYGONS! :D
scrunchymatic 4 years ago
ha :)
kyle092 4 years ago
wow...i was wondering if u could do that with the female Shepard. also the she Shepard must be lezzy, but that would be normal for the asari because if u learned about their culture they breed with each other and there are only asari women
Layk35 4 years ago
how do you do it XD , when do you talk to her? Is that liara? That chick in the med bay of the Normandy?
hellokitty111111 4 years ago
WHO ELSE BUT ASAR.. ASSAR... ASARIS? ok.. WHO ELSE BUT ASARIS?
RunawayCactus 4 years ago
You boys r all dirty, there's like a gazillion of these vids, the only love interest my character will be pursuing is Kaiden, not dirty alien lesbo sex, lol
princessoftatooine2 4 years ago
more like ass effect
lol
doomfan93 4 years ago 15
Dude, that freakin hilairious.
FliesxPie 4 years ago 3
@doomfan93
MORE LIKE ASS ERECT AMIRITE GUYS?
blader09111 1 year ago
Those horny aliens
procecedcheese 4 years ago
two chicks and didnt even see one boob
what a disappointment
Brettski89 4 years ago
Bow chika wow wow!
scrappy172 4 years ago 2
i guess the asari is bi-curious...
Colinalb 4 years ago
bow chicka bow wow.
im so making a female character and bonking ashley.
dtek40k 4 years ago 5
You can't
crazybeff 4 years ago
Oh man . . .
Bluedameth 4 years ago
I did this today, but with a male Shepard.
guitar20063 4 years ago
how da fuck u get this?
Houminid 4 years ago
dudes, it´s a GAME!!! if u want porn i can give u the addres,
DreamyBoy021 4 years ago
i never got this i played as a boy tho,iv seen the one with ashley
fearfulSPARTAN 4 years ago
Tali, please...
DarkFusi0n 4 years ago
lol ready for round 2 ( personaly i would say HELL YA!!!)
caboose122 4 years ago
bow chica wow wow
id love to go again lol but it was gay
but the best question is what would happen if it was a guy
????
flailingbob90 4 years ago
same thing i played through the scene as a guy but it does the same thing
hyrulehero6325 4 years ago
i think games should have sex scenes im not being perverted but think about it whats worse for a little kid whos parent bought them an M rated game seeing a digital tit or seeing a dgital head get stomped off or shot off or seeing somone get chainsawed in half
acebladez97 4 years ago 6
this is why american censorship sucks
KingCheez 4 years ago 5
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gay
SnakeCIA1 4 years ago
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WTFFF i got the game n read the codex if u read how the alsari reproduce (the blue woman) you would think twice.....eerrrgghhh
jssemi 4 years ago
yay!
coronah 4 years ago 4
FAP FAP FAP
llIlII 4 years ago 4
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can we plz have a male and a woman cuz i dont like lez
davidandgoliaith 4 years ago
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Eat shit
PsychoJosh 4 years ago
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the whole lesbian thing dosen't turn me on x| much better when your a guy
XLurkingPlagueX 4 years ago
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Fuck off
PsychoJosh 4 years ago
hahaahhaha. awesome. I love Mass Effect, the best game out there right now. Though I prefer the female Shepard and Kaidan deal. But hey, still hilarious.
TenaciousC4 4 years ago 5
oh god...wat sort of game is this..
darkwolfzx89 4 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dbjb40 4 years ago
wow u fucking lez
PolakGod 4 years ago
Lol, ready for round 2?
zidkni 4 years ago 7
how do yo find her and other chicks
dotjeanpaul 4 years ago
for an alien she is realy hot
thedv8ed1 4 years ago 4
Damn if only her face was rammed down a toilet!!!
WAY BETTER
Froogleplex 4 years ago
lol, double team with garrus and wrex. That would be brutal aand messy. especially since apprentley krogans have four testicles.
spartonne 4 years ago 5
Wow alien sex these writers are very creative
MarbelTplayer 4 years ago 2
OH SCISSOR ME TIMBERS
Anactofgod 4 years ago 10
LMFAO
ACMalloch 4 years ago
oh my god thats funny lmao
torpedotoad 4 years ago
aww shit!
thats just wrong!
IzKyD1331 4 years ago
"Oooh... Scissor me, Janet... Scissor me"
lol
MaleckinJinx 4 years ago
lol...let's go again
Wildcard00016 4 years ago
Damn that got me breathing hard lolXD
Massap2 4 years ago
wait... when you're a girl are you ALWAYS a lesbian? Cause my character was sort of going to be based of me but I like GUYS! Guys I say!
MysteriousViewer 4 years ago
Asaris, the blue characters, are an all female race, and it's not considered "Lesbian" for them to make love to a female. Kaiden is also a potential romance for females.
Ddog64 4 years ago
wow they are dirty lol!!!! especially whe they said ready for round TWO thats dirty.BUt the downside is that they dont show that much lol
krncrzyguy 4 years ago
MMM... can you do it with ashley
Alconius56 4 years ago
yes
Funbags19 4 years ago
Not lesbian style, you gotta be a male.
Female= Liara, Kaidan
Male= Liara, Ashley
But personally, I beggin for a double team with Garrus and Wrex *grrrrrr*
youthuprising101 4 years ago 2
dude you do this? if so, tell me how to get the "Relationship" to do this so I can get the acheavment. K?
garrunG69D 4 years ago
who ever thought asari could be so sexy..........LMAO oh shit i couldnt say dat wif a strait face LOL!!!!!!!
Incandessense 4 years ago
Hilarious haha! Oh commander! Isn't anything to fuss about though. I find it really unessassary. lol
Brad2070 4 years ago
is there a way to skip the love scene? my Tv's in the front room, a place open to viewing from my 7 year old bro
cookieninja37 4 years ago
Yeah don't talk to Ashley/Kaiden (depending on gender) or Kiara in between missions. Only by doing that will you develop the romance subplots. At least that's what I think. Or just play it when your bro's sleeping.
DUNGE0Nman 4 years ago
... yes... close your eyes LOL. just turn off the tv or something or wait till ur bro is gone... its not like he's gonna understand it anyway...
0ctober31st 4 years ago
I think you can say to them that youre not interested. But not certain. Best just skip talking, but thats boring. :S
Arppis 4 years ago
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ph4ntasm 4 years ago
HAY ph4ntasm, you're an Ass no cussing off at us!!
garrunG69D 4 years ago
lmao nice!
KidFrom106 4 years ago
My chick Sheperd looks way better than this one.
Shipgate 4 years ago
ready for round two? lol dis game is awsome
gittypang 4 years ago
Heh, I decided to go with Ash first; I'll probably go with the Alien in my second playthrough.
M4gical 4 years ago
ASH?
Batou3 4 years ago
LEY?
M4gical 4 years ago
i decided to go with the quarian but she electro-fried my nuts so it didnt turn out as pleasing for my character
tharbk01 4 years ago
wait how did you do that?
karrrn 4 years ago
The Asari is way hotter then Ashley. WOO HOO alien sex
ticisgreat 4 years ago
haha ya I did too. they're pretty much the same, except this one looked like it had a couple extra scenes in it
redshift1340 4 years ago
wow this is super hot! this will be in my wishlist as soon as I get my xbox360
xxAlarmxx 4 years ago
wtf is up with her eyes?
Lan115 4 years ago
Read the codex of the game, it how the asari mate. That was her getting a DNA copy of Shepard to fuse with her own.
ticisgreat 4 years ago
lol ticisgreat, looked more like some sort of mind orgasm to me lol
Zanzibar100 4 years ago 2
lol
ticisgreat 4 years ago
its her biotect power i think
DRL4500 4 years ago
To get Ashley just talk to her after pretty much every mission
flyboy941 4 years ago
lol
DDMONEYY 4 years ago
Rofl
Greyham721 4 years ago
ready for round two?
appoloking 4 years ago 3
i got ash in bed. ;)
TerrinTankira 4 years ago
wait wait how do u get it with ashley?
TrekkiesRule 4 years ago
just make a male Shepard and always talk with her between missions when you're on Normandy. plus make sure to make the Paragon choices when talking to her to get her to like you. That's how I got Ashley in bed with my Shepard. ;)
apeonfire99 4 years ago
hey how do i get that in the plot i have a girl char and im about to rescue the girl from the bubble in artemis tau. what do i do next?
TrekkiesRule 4 years ago
wait wait how do u get it with ashley and what part of game?
TrekkiesRule 4 years ago
Son of a bitch! I played through this damn game and this never happened, I heard you could, but I guess I just suck at 'teh sex'
unklwok 4 years ago 4
Da Da Da DAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!
Beserk1234 4 years ago
LOL!!!
Byrdman0024 4 years ago
I allmost went on a rant there, but just decided to be greatful that they didnt ban or anything in america.
Lestat13TheVampire 4 years ago
in the game I fucked Ashely shes still cross eyed but its better than fucking a salarian
blunty3000000 4 years ago
fucking disturbing i just had sex with ashely in the game shes fucking cross eyed
blunty3000000 4 years ago
LOL She has a lazy eye
radix9523 4 years ago
ummm... thats hot? lol
Byrdman0024 4 years ago 2
yeah if u have her in ur squad, aim ur sniper at her face and you'll see she makes scary eye movements, she actually rolls it back like shes possesed sometimes.
tharbk01 4 years ago
I love her (the humans) outfit
Batou3 4 years ago
I JUST BLUE MYSELF
Jocento 4 years ago 2
LMAO
donovanwilder 4 years ago
lawl!
JayKeaton 4 years ago
Shepherd: "Ready for round two?"
ikesp8895 4 years ago
I like the Male Shepard comments better for with Ashley.
"That brings new meaning to the phrase 'Drop and give me 20!"
"Let's make it 40!"
HVF12 4 years ago 5
All I can say is...
I lol'd. Video game sex scenes.... comedy.
Kontonno 4 years ago
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Wow I can see a perv. watching this video and jacking off wishing he had a blue alien to do...that thought sickens me
WILLY8778 4 years ago
that's disgusting!!
Batou3 4 years ago
Yeah those dudes were complaining about the other video, I bet they didn't see this one! CUNTS!
14M4G0D 4 years ago
im ready for round 2
rkkrqqqqrssss 4 years ago
"I have a girlfriend and she is so blue"
Batou3 4 years ago 13
ha ha ha... that shouldve been the background music
josholicious 4 years ago
maybe but it would kinda ruin the Moment don't ya think?
Batou3 4 years ago
THIS IS LESBOS!
*orgasm*
Fma1416 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... "Ready for round two?"
rsGZIohfdtrdoijhyrot 4 years ago
No, this is in the ACTUAL game.
Thank you British Film Classification Board. It's rated 12 in the UK! YEAH!
OXMMadman 4 years ago 4
dude that shit is hilarious
12YO:MUMS i got a new game, want to watch me play it
Mum:sure
a few hours of playing and they get to the lesbos scene
12yo:mummy why is she kissing that other girl
Mum:idk but you should play outside while mummy calls her friend
Spartan2020 4 years ago 4
ok i didnt read the comments soooo they cut this out?
Synue 4 years ago
zomg lol this is something XP
Synue 4 years ago
*giggle* Commander!
EpleJuiceN 4 years ago 2
damn my xbox 360 is broken so i won't be able to play this game damn
kurdistan080894 4 years ago
LOL at when they clicked 'Lets go again' the player must of been horny :D
Freckle123 4 years ago
Lol at anyone who buys ME just for the sex scenes..
Chaosblade777 4 years ago