The Elliott argument... Just... Wow!

[fivethirty]

lol that wasnt even funny..i was hoping for some type of music video or rap at least...weak...anyways....hone­sty if you want to debate me live one on 1 in real time just ask so i can add you to my zoo...i wont be checking back over here so if you dont hit my inbox ill take that as anoter victory....ELLIOT ARGUMENT REMAINS UNDEFEATED! God Bless and Merry Christmas

[Martymer81]

@fivethirty There's no point debating the issue. Several fatal flaws in your argument have been pointed out by various individuals here on Youtube, and yet you persist in claiming that the argument is undefeated, Since you've clearly demonstrated, over and over, that you have *no* intellectual honesty whatsoever, debating you would do absolutely no good.

[fivethirty]

@Martymer81 thats the thing..there is no flaws and the argument is 100% valid and undefeated!! thats why i want to challenge you to a debate..if my argument is flawed it should be quick and easy right..come on!!! please! :)

[Martymer81]

@fivethirty I rest my case.

[LucyHarcarty]

@Martymer81 so you're going to use the opinion of a couple of dudes on the internet to justify ducking out on a debate? that's a bit cowardly isn't it, for someone who claims to be a front line against stupidity, imo. and that of all right-thinking people.

[TheNeoAtheist]

@fivethirty It was kind of funny. 

[Cybereye04]

Just run into this moron and watched 2 'debates'. When all else fails, he reverts to the Shaggy defense. "It Wasn't Me"

[chezzamd]

Can you say that again? In english?

[GargamelGold]

@Martymer81 I've never heard of Chad Elliot before.

[Martymer81]

@GargamelGold You lucky son of a bitch... ;-)

[GargamelGold]

@Martymer81 Actually, I've been looking for his channel, so I can find out if he's really as bad you guys say he is, and I'm having trouble finding it.

[Martymer81]

@GargamelGold /user/fivethirty

[GargamelGold]

@Martymer81 Thank you.

[GargamelGold]

@Martymer81 Actually, I've been looking for his channel, so I can find out if he's really as bad you guys say he is, and I'm having trouble finding it.

[GargamelGold]

@Martymer81 Actually, I've been looking for his channel, so I can find out if he's really as bad you guys say he is, and I'm having trouble finding it.

[criskity]

STE? SCUTYONW? PQX9'QT? WTF??

[Martymer81]

@criskity LOL! Yeah, if you haven't seen the videos I'm making fun of, that makes very little sense. He makes up this long-ass acronym for something like "something can be spontaneuously created from pure nothing and become a whoe universe", and then keeps forgetting it. Just search for the Elliott argument and you'll find out what I mean. There's a good chance your brain will implode from the stupid, though.

[AdmiralCasey18]

We hate him because he's black? He looks gray to me.

[Martymer81]

YAY! It's been thumbed down! Guess that means homeboy saw it. :D

[ksmartialarts]

This dufass heard a certain amount of information (limited only from apologists), and stopped there.

He also seems to have absorbed a certain amount of pop culture in the 80s and early 90s, and also stopped there.

[twistedH3L1X]

Cerebral Palsy is nothing to laugh at. Look at his head. It's continously bent to one side.

[eire138]

blahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!­ that about sums up lil chaddy boy...well done sir...well done.

[RandallLord]

Isn't it the theist that thinks his god is the uncreated, timeless being?

[XheraPhine]

@RandallLord Yep, but not only uncreated and timeless - it is also spaceless (all "by definition"). His uncreated creator exists in supernatural time and space, he says. Someone should call Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[Martymer81]

@XheraPhine So then, also by definition (of supernatural), homeboy can't possibly distinguish between the creator existing and not existing. I love it when theists refute their own arguments. :)

[XheraPhine]

@Martymer81 Thee-hee, aren't they cute? The worst part is that he thinks "it will become very famous soon". I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I saw he'd written that in the comment section of one of his videos.

[Martymer81]

@XheraPhine Oh, it just might become famous indeed... Just not for the reason he thinks...

[Martymer81]

@RandallLord Yes. But a naturalistic "uncreated creator" (like a quantum fluctuation) is equally well-supported by this argument (for whatever that's worth...). You only have to be a theist if you want to assert that this creator is a god.

[GeneralInsomnia]

TIDES GO IN TIDES GO OUT NEVAH A COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!!!!1

TRY AND BEAT DUH O'REILLY ARGUMENT. IT REMAINS UNDEFEATED!!!1

[TheGlutesOfWrath]

LMAO! Classic.

[ZuluFightrunner]

Man, u, rooooooooooool, diz, iz, da, best, vid, eva, made;

[Swamoez0rs]

This can't be real... 

[PinkProgram]

lol fivethirty is definitely a DDD (Carlos Mencia reference)

[WildwoodClaire1]

yo! very funny.

[salamut2202]

I didn't see the exaggeration. Please point it out.

[eire138]

@salamut2202 it is hard to spot isn't it?

[bioxid]

comic sans is evil.



[Unworshipediety]

LOL

[Ujames1978]

Dear Martymer81,

ROFL!!! This is fucking wonderful, and kudos for the ending! ;-D

[x9r2k1]

1. You need those cracker jack tattoos.

2. Make the texts ALL CAPS.

3. Use a low camera angle

4. Use sepia tone video color

[tctheunbeliever]

Good try, but I don't think you were able to capture the level of sincere stupid coming off this idiot--I was actually able to watch your vid all the way through.

[lardo444]

marty where you been? long time no see. anyway i agree with everything he said. i think. lol. who is this chump?

peace.

[mmawilldesha]

HE IS GOING TO GO INTO A ROID RAGE WHEN HE SEES THIS. LOL

[juggaloryan3]

Rob Van Winkle!

[Chuck1863]

But wait! The possibilities for God are:

1. God existed forever.

2. God created himself.

3. God does not exist.

The Elliott argument says 1 and 2 are ridiculous, so that leaves only possibility 3.

[salamut2202]

@Chuck1863 Same goes for the universe....

Solipsism FTW! :P

[Nilsy1975]

Did I just take a shit load of drugs & forgotten I taken them?!

[Cornwall1888]

Vanilla Ice, brilliant.

[gaglamesh731]

LOL ... pwnage at its best.

Good to see you still making vids man :)

[themiddleman009]

THE ELLIOT ARGUMENT GOES AS FOLLOWED.

1. ACT LIKE GANGSTA

2. STRAW MAN ARGUMENTS

3. TYPE IN ALL CAPS IN REPLIES

4.???

5.DECLARE VICTORY AND GOD EXISTS.

[gravekeepersven]

What in the fuck?

[rriverstone1]

u just hate me cuz I'm Black: ROFLMFAO

[metalskinstudios]

Good way to express how retarded this guy is! But to be accurate, you'd need a fuckin' lobotomy! ;-)

[lautz73]

PaulCHartley also did something about this and proved this idiot incorrect. Of course he didn't ackonwledge it and still claims to be "undefeated".

[FredricF]

Actually, it's not the Elliot argument, it's the Elliot "argument".

[Martymer81]

@FredricF LOL! I stand corrected. :)

[chobochotch]

poe??



[monkeytail2002]

@chobochotch Sadly not. Chad Elliot is for real :(

[mrsanity]

@chobochotch it is a distinct possibility. If he is not, he really is the most ridiculous example of his breed.

[monkeytail2002]

Yo know what he iz saying aaight! lol