Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - The Napkin Incident

[frydayupinhere]

THE COPS FACE IS PRICELESS...

[jingledjango]

This is what America will be like if you elect Mitt Romney.

[NoLaTvShow2]

lol

[zyzor]

I'd break his legs with a baseball bat or knock his teeth out and give him two tissues to stop the bleeding.

[zyzor]

wow what an ass hat , calling the cops because he took napikins. first off, if I was the cop and was asked to track down larry because of napkins I'd tell the guy at the pizza place to get fucked. and if I was larry I'd go back there and embarrass him in front of everyone by saying i saw him putting his pubes in the food or Id go back and burn it to the ground later.

[reveilleforradicals]

POLICE STATE: Man gets ARRESTED for taking too many napkins at a fast food!

[bigredraddish]

shouldn't have let the cop search the car without a search warrant ...

[mlolacal]

I love Larry's face on 2:33 haha

[uVueD2b]

This is the one scene that totally won me over. Now,I'm a big fan of CYE...trying to catch up with all the episodes.

[cpa54]

I'm guilty of using and taking a lot of napkins at restaurants.

[Sully0020]

i have a pet peeve about people taking like billions of napkins from restaurants. I'm glad the cops are out there keeping napkin thieves at bay.

[thepantstent]

i dont get the handicap reference

[SovereignStatesman]

@thepantstent

Earlier in the episode some wheelchair-bound guy harassed Larry for using a handicap-stall in a men's room

[thepantstent]

@SovereignStatesman I was quoting larry when he's talking to enzo. And im sure you have your seasons mixed up, that bathroom incident was from an earlier season.

[volgaize]

That cop didn't notice that Larry wasn't buckled up.

[SovereignStatesman]

@volgaize

Is it the law in California?

[uVueD2b]

@volgaize He was wearing his seat belt up until the cop was coming up on the car. Even so,a greater crime against humanity was committed that superseeds everything else...taking a handful of napkins.

[SovereignStatesman]

@uVueD2b

Yeah but Enzo was the Napkin-Fascist... or some other Seinfeld-rehash, like being "King of his bladder" etc.

[TrueGreatness73]

LMAO.. You guys think this is funny? My friend got locked up for spitting on the grass.. LOL

[KidWest808s]

Napkin Bandit

[KidWest808s]

LMFAOOOO

[Titanstower]

In real life the owner wouldn't tell him to put the napkins back unless he wanted Larry to sue his ass xD

[HLecterPHD]

Should have locked them in the glove compartment or the trunk in the back, Larry could say he know's his rights and they gonna need a warrant for that.

Jay z is an excellent law lecturer.

[Freedomcostmoney]

Napkin police are tax dollars at work? HAHAHAHAHA

[mapleavenue77]

Larry's face at the end -- "I got away with it!" is priceless.

[Reqrezentin]

Lol, not seeing race was the best bit.

[lilhavin]

Best show on earth!

[widebody123]

omfg. comedy genius at its best .

[DrAlexJCagleMD]

Just drive away, the chief of police would be pissed anyway if that officer was using up valuable department time, and resources.

[moh1612]

The Napkin police

[cbr4281]

Enzo is also the Enzo the barber that gave Jerry the little kid haircut on Seinfeld.

[tb516]

Anyone know the song at 2:18?

[alien13ufo]

@tb516 its called The Stranger.  You can find it on youtube if you search for it.

[tb516]

@alien13ufo by Stelvio Cipriani? I love how Curb uses Spaghetti Western music! Thanks!

[sciarrottajuve]

@tb516 by alessandro alessandroni.

[vgames89]

That guy at the pizza place was a huge asshole. If he doesn't want anyone taking extra napkins then don't put out a napkin despenser. I'm with Larry on this one.

[gimPeee]

@vgames89 It's not real...

[jonadamich]

@vgames89 You know this show isn't real.

[vgames89]

@jonadamich i know but its funny to say whether or not u agree with larry. This was very funny.

[SoundWavesSurfer]

LOL ! xD Only Larry David could come out with this stuff, genious!

[alyse1969]

the look on larry's face when he's left standing there w/the black blad guy is priceless....

[SAOTUBE]

i was just at that pizza place in west l.a.

[Aathron]

haha larry's laugh at the end

[GSPatton89]

Society around Larry is really messed up in his universe, but the cops are just the same.

[pedinoway2]

2:25 , the song, what movie is that from

[robin22391]

@pedinoway2

kill bill...... tarantino likes whisteling

[pedinoway2]

@robin22391 i searched it, it wasnt it. iv heard this song on a western, cant find it.

[robin22391]

@pedinoway2

kill bill has alot of western songs being whistled in it, kill bill is like a "spaghetti western", you would have to watch all three to find out the name but i am certain it is in there.

[showbizroxs]

america's screwed up

[chavochavo22]

I hate cops

[Paulfieldz]

wow you guys in America have really strict laws, cops can arrest you for that?

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@Paulfieldz it's crazy, man.

[surgedark]

@Paulfieldz

Yes, but the vast majority of cops won't give a shit for something as small as that.

[starvetodeath123]

Being arrested for having napkins like it's marijuana.

[MadtactiX]

@starvetodeath123 Shit... being arrested for napkins is like being arrested for marijuana!

[Robertnuns]

Brilliant show

[ResettisReplicas]

I have to say, I've watched all 7 seasons of Curb, and out of all the people who've given Larry trouble, Enzo the pizza guy is the one I hate the most.

I guarantee that if Larry had had called out someone on taking too many napkins, they'd make Larry be the one in the wrong. I was so hoping that Enzo would be the one of the rare cases somebody torments Larry and gets what's coming to him.

I'd tear his head off myself if it wasn't so damn greasy.

[intersanctum]

@ResettisReplicas Enzos attitude reminds me of a soup nazi from Seinfeld

[South817side]

cops would do this

[ivorbigonee]

police state usa.

[firestartertwistedfi]

When you watch these scenes individually, you realise the level of craft that goes into them. Laurie David is an idiot.

[Hylgar]

"Whats the handicap reference?"

[SandrineSoprano]

Hilarious joke between the white and black guys!!

[charliebubblesoar]

theres no other crimes happenin in los angeles. jus larry stealin forks, napkins, pants, doll heads. wow, he steals a lot!

[superstaff]

Larry was in the right. Napkins are for using. Stupid, cheap asshole restaurant guy.

[SovereignStatesman]

@superstaff

Jeez, lucky Larry didn't have to take a dump in the men's room.

"PUT THE TOILET-PAPER BACK! TWO SQUARES!"

[superstaff]

@SovereignStatesman Um...I guess?

[pronessman]

'I don't get the handicap reference' I love this show cause of this comedy

[mkmand84]

WOW i did not expect that in the end!!! Hahaha very well done Larry David. Kudos

[kawikatube]

what would happen in real life if you addmited you couldn't see color?

[Letspreach]

What's a "midrift"? ;)

[nikoisgreek]

lol "whats the handi cap reference"

[burgersforreal]

what the hell...i dont get it..it cant be color blindness b/c you can still see black and white so this dosnt make sense right now

[Chrisaaad]

@burgersforreal this is a bald joke. larry makes a lot of jokes about the way he is treated and the way he stands out because he is bald.

[AllBluesCat]

2:48-- I busted my gut laughing

[Eversandero]

They all look alike LOL

[PentagramSchematic]

I love the cop's look when Enzo says "I just see bald". HAHAHAHA

[Dava1000]

Doesn't the cop need a search warrant to search the bag for extra napkins?

[cjamesfox]

@Dava1000 its only a TV show... and yes.

[xbreakthehabitx]

@Dava1000 i think he does, but if larry is willing to let him search the bag he gave him the right to do so... so, he allowed the cop to look, but i mean it is a little hard to tell a cop, no you cant look in that bag...

[sbsb001]

@Dava1000 Not if the bag is in plain view

[fluffino]

@Dava1000 not if larry willingly complies like he did, i think. not sure how the law works I just know from hearsay

[dudetocartman]

@Dava1000

yes, cops do need a search warrant to look around the bag, car, etc unless they smell something like weed.

Larry could of said, "no officer, i believe u need a warrant to check the bag" and he didnt have to get out of the car, he could of said, "i want my lawyer."

Larry should of won this nonsense.

[dudetocartman]

If i was larry, i would of said the same thing as Jay-z did on his track "99 problems."

He went, "my glove department's lock, so is the trunk in da back, and i know my right, so u need a warrant for that"

ima do same thing, only say, "the bag's in da back and i know my right, so u need a warrant for that haha"

[SumNJFella]

@dudetocartman You know Nas's song I gave you power, well that's exactly what we did to the government & Law enforcement. The only reason they fuck w/ us and pull us over for stupid reasons is because we allowed those laws to be passed. Everyone is too busy watching Curb Your Enthusiasm clips on Youtube or on there T.V. to do anything loll

[dudetocartman]

@SumNJFella

tru dat bro

at least they need warrants to go further. lol

[mutiilation]

@Dava1000 Not cops in LA

[RitzDaCracker1]

@Dava1000 no not if the owner called the cops and said he stole the napkins lol

[2LTime33]

@Dava1000 larry didn't have to give the bag to him.

[rob60201]

@Dava1000 No. They don't need a warrant if they catch the person during the commission of a crime. Since this is apparently a crime lol they can search the bag.

[SuperStevenHarper]

@Dava1000 Search warrants are not required anymore. Cops can do whatever they want.

[SovereignStatesman]

@Dava1000

Yeah in real life. I HIGHLY doubt this is realistic.

"Hey police, some guy took too many napkins with his sandwich!"

"Yeah buddy, we'll get right on it, next century!"

[wheresmyskankkkk]

hahahahhahaha

[IrnBruFiend]

"I just see bald...I can't tell"

Haha

[egologorsky]

It's also a joke about how the pizza guy can't be racist. He has to pretend he can't see color so he doesn't seem racist. "All I can see is bald" when one guy is black and Larry David is white. It's a joke about political correctness.

[kalaentertainmentt]

i just cant tell ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha­haaha

[steviekeyz]

ahhhahahahaha

[LalalandHEY]

I love how Larry David makes the joke that all bald people look the same.

[lilmel25]

one of my fav ep