Whose Line: Rock Star Hoedown (II)

[RiceBallsAndSeaWeeds]

scroll down for more lame attempts on this hoedown

[alysmusic4life]

Drew: ...yeah I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the show -.-

Lmfao love this show

[fall92baby]

I love the voice that Wayne uses..hahaha it made me lol so hard

[TommynGina4ever]

Living the rock star life really suits me well.

I go to lots of parties, some stories I could tell.

I was at this great club, it's the last thing I remember,

Since I passed out in April and woke up in November.

[AutisticPersona]

Wayne pulling a Colin?!!

[ClintonKelly87]

@AutisticPersona - Thanks for THAT mental image. :P

[AutisticPersona]

@ClintonKelly87 You're welcome. :)

[ElfenLied619]

I'm a rock star, and I am on tour.

Singing all of my hits all over the world.

But my career hasn't really been the best.

Ever my speech was interupted by Kayne West.

[MistaBen33]

Drew is actually really great at hoedown

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I'm a singer in a rock band but that's not all i do

When I'm not a band practice i have to tell all of you

the reason why this guy is as crazy as you all see

That's because I'm behind R-Truth's conspiracies

ROTFLAMFO

[LiveforChrist999]

@MIZTERAWSOME2011 Nice.

[DerekKeener737]

@MIZTERAWSOME2011 you are awesome. this is so freaking hilarious!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

@DerekKeener737 thnx

[THEmGt97]

@MIZTERAWSOME2011 Are you a little Jimmy?

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

@THEmGt97 no i'm not  lol i'm a medium jimmy

[TheLolLotus]

I wanna be a rockstar, It's the job to do

It will never come up as number 2

I love the sound and there's no reasooon to hate

but most teenage rockstars still masterbate :3

[SCO23]

I miss being a rock star I miss it quite a lot

Snorting cocaine, shooting up H, and smoking lots of pot

I do a lot of gardening because it's so superb

Because it's the sneaky way to grow some sweet herb (marijuana)

[darkangelina42]

boy bands are stupid the really are quite gay

but when i tell them that, all they say is "Hey

We're rock stars we're the best that can be"

But they say that as Colin Mochire

[XavyWin7]

Was Wayne trying to sound like Mick Jagger?

[CanadaMuthafukka]

I'm in a rockband, its as awesome as you think.

When I'm not rocking, I always get free drinks

Then I go home and bang sluts and whores

Cause I'm Hayley Williams from Paramore!

lol

[Stewey1972]

Ryan's even wearing the same shirt as in the Rock Star Hoedown 1 video. LOL

[jamstar1]

I was just watching this on tv a couple of minutes ago, so I thought I'd watch it again!

[leeroyhebert]

drwws kewl

[ladyinspectorfox]

Every night I have a rock gig

My friends will come to play bass, drums, and sing

The lights and noises make me feel so grand

But how am I a star when I only play Rock Band?

[conricks246]

I hate being a rockstar, its really kinda lame

Day after day, things never change

But you may ask aren't the bitches quite grand?

Well unfortunatley you can't like women when your in a boy band

[ZakkandtheJ]

YEAH I LOVE BEING A ROCKSTAR

I MAKE THEM PAY ME IN PEARLS

I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND GET LOTS OF TEENAGE GIRLS

AND WHEN IM SINGING I REALLY GOT THE POWER

YEAH IM A ROCKSTAR WHEN IM NAKED IN THE SHOWER

[93KJBrown]

Wayne pulled a Colin

[battlebotsboy]

Has anyone noticed that Ryan's verse in this Hoedown is similar to the other Rock Star Hoedown?

[shittyfagg]

@battlebotsboy its in the vid description you fat bastard

[battlebotsboy]

@shittyfagg Oh, I didn't notice, but there was no need to call me a bastard.

[shittyfagg]

@battlebotsboy well i apologise

[woodrles]

Waynes waz best haha

[shcoome]

I am a rock star, and hooked on heroine.

It gives me a sensation from my toes to my chin.

When I'm on stage I get funky with the bass.

I've used up all my veins and now I stick it in my ass.

[sgtgorillaz]

yes spinal tap reference colin!

[kamodaff]

i love wayne's accent <3

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

I was getting ready for a gig down at the Hampton,

Then I was invited to the room of Peter Frampton,

There were a lot of hot chicks, I didn't know what to do,

But now I'm gonna ask you, Do You Feel Like I Do?

[stallonedude40]

Oh, I hate rockstars there really just all show.

If i had the power, I would make them go.

They are so bad, i wouldn't even spit in there direction.

Unless she is a female, then I would get an erection.

[101charchar]

Drew's was the best one ever for hoedown! You go drew!!

[MrTvshowclips]

best one ever!!!

[Kerridee100]

@Crimedog3333--Lmao, that verse is a total win : P

[SharinganStare]

This is was my 3rd favorite hoedown with Drew. My all-time favorite was the verse he did in the Magician hoedown. XD

[TMNTno1fan]

Drew WINS! LMAO Ryan must've dreamt rhymes for "hoedown" so he can complain about them

[TheUnknownAvenger]

This hoedown unquestionably was funny. Especially when Wayne fell over to the floor.

[Keeby12]

Who are the three a-holes that didn't like this? The Jo-Bros cuz it's tru?

[starrbeatlesqueen]

"And when I'm singing, I really got the power.

Yeah, I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower!"

Oh my god, those last two lines were so funny especially the way Drew said them.

Even funnier when Wayne bowed down to him like that. XD Lol.

[RyanMauger]

When I was a rock star, I thought that I'd get girls

Ones with all the right curves, and all the gentle curls

When it comes to womanizing, I am a disgrace

The only g-string that I've plucked is the one on my bass

[Crimedog3333]

I am a rock star, yes that's right, I am.

You should hear me play guitar at a music jam.

Actually the truth is I am such a zero.

I just imagine I'm a star while playing guitar hero.

[Rallikt]

God damn, Drew's verse is so perfect.

[PeaTearGriffin4]

drews was awesome

[supahomppi]

wayne does the colin

[AllMixedUp312]

Wayne's verse was awesome, I laughed so hard when he fell down at the end :D

[mindstormmaster]

Drew's verse in this hoedown is second only to his verse in the Village People hoedown.

[eulogy311]

@mindstormmaster Right?!?!?!? the village people one was too legit

[joeshab123]

@mindstormmaster Ah you forgot his Christmas verse : )

[LorusSports007]

@mindstormmaster I think you're also forgetting his Cheating Hoedown Verse. That is classic.

[TheEsperanza243]

@mindstormmaster Agreed.

[m4dm3th0d]

one of drews best hoedowns!!!

[iGrowlnvmbite]

I love that serious look at the end of drews hoedown!

[angelofrockmusic]

Well i like reading other people's hoedowns. What annoys me is people deciding to post a comment saying they dont like it. You don't have to read them.

[Connorkaze26]

I just don't like how they're just not good.... and usually are too long or as I said don't rhyme.

[tigershark94]

@angelofrockmusic True, but they don't HAVE to write them. And lots of them don't even rhyme

[Connorkaze26]

I keep seeing hoedowns on the internet

Why people post them is something I don't get

None of them are funny none of them are good

And from what I've seen few even rhyme

-_-

[TMJECCO]

keep your hoedowns to yourself.

[MrEtharian]

i agree holy fuck ther annoying

[CenetaurmanE52]

Good god, stop bitching.

[CRaZeeSHoT]

Thats weak.

[Monty2007555]

Wayne Owns This Hoedown!

[princess202352]

I liked Ryan's and Collin's the best.

[xmeleahx]

Drew's was hilarious !!

[Katie6263]

Drew's verse was really good in this one. It was my favorite. xD

[uniqueXminds]

If Ryan were a rockstar

Oh the pills he'd be taken

When he found his only fan was

A man named Clay Aiken

[n0md4me]

but if you think about it

it could be so much worse

he could have had to think of

a completely brand new verse

[cenasucks911]

the video is kind of lagging, it looks like its going in fast motion

[DickSimmons2]

no thats actually how they do these things sometimes

[papaT10932]

How can there be more than one rockstar hoedown if the ideas are "random" from the audience?

[tenebrous1013]

Drew asks for something general, such as someone you hate, what you wanted to be when you grow up, etc. It is possible for them to repeat hoedowns, and they have....

[XSuperMarioFanX]

first time is see wayne mess up LOL

[Goddessdaughter]

xD he didn't really mess up too bad. He could have ended it with...

"The best part of being a rockstar that I thunk, because I sing my songs...when I'm drunk."

[DaLethal12]

That was what he did but he just acted it!

[RonnieRocker12345679]

I used to be a rockstar, that's very true

I had all the grouppes I wanted to screw

But I soon quit when I encountered something scary

One of my groupees was Drew Carey

[rushs11]

WTH was Wayne being?

[cptjack0512]

Think Mick Jagger

[DickSimmons2]

could've been ozzy (sounded kinda like him)

[sableyefan]

Yeah I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower!!

PRICELESS!!

[AlisonLP96]

omg he looked so dang serious! it was hilarious

[dstebbin]

Ryan hates these hoedowns. I cannot blame him.

You'd prob'ly hate them too if you did them to no end.

I just have one question that I should have asked much sooner.

Why can't you stop doing them? You're EXECUTIVE PRODUCER!

[ike4pres]

Sure Ryan thinks hoedowns are a real big pain,

But he wouldn't use force to skip out on this game.

He doesn't like the beat, and he doesn't like to rhyme,

But at least he can make fun of Drew Carey all the time!

xD I really like yours...It's awesome.

I know Colin said in some interview that he hated doing the hoedowns, but he resigned himself to them and stopped fainting as much because it was part of the job.

I figure that's why Ryan did them as well, even tho' he was producing. x)

[dstebbin]

Well, what about the affair hoedown? he wasn't the winner at first, because just as Colin begins his, you can see Ryan's shirt to the right. The only explanation is that he got pissy and insisted that they replace him with Chip.

[bearmedal]

Has there ever been any explanation as to just why they hate the hoedowns?

[dstebbin]

My ony guess is that it's an esthetic preference. Just like I don't like BBQ potatoe chips, and if I were forced to eat some, I'd bitch and complain, too.

[Hedronox]

Doing these hoedowns, isn't so sublime

Ryan gets tired of them, every single time

But this is better than following all the trends

Otherwise he'd be stuck singing on Friends

[mousstard]

I'm a rock musician I'm on top of the world

I always seem to get the teenage girls

As much as its cute it doesn't matter to me

Because my name is Freddie Mercury

[edr7jdgh]

who are you talking about?

[punkrocklime]

Ha ha Ryan really doesn't like hoedowns???

Ha ha it's either he owns Drew or disses hoedowns.

[infiniteV115]

Drews was good compared to his usual verses, but Colins was the best imo

[enjt123]

i think ryan's the best cause he is always last....

[DarkSoldier712]

I love to sing along to the radio

Whether it's A7X, Shinedown, or who knows

I'm not famous, but I can still rock out, 'cause you see

I'm more of a rock star than that Cyrus named Miley.

[SimuLord]

I am in a rock band and our hair is very greasy

Once we were the opening act for AC/DC

It was an outdoor show and we were out of luck

'Cause when it started raining the drummer got thunderstruck

[ud106c]

not bad... totally sounds like a hoedown colin would come up with

[ladyinspectorfox]

Very nice! I wish you were able to actually say that on the show, I would've loved it!

[guitarhero2991]

i've loved rock n roll ever since I was seven

i play songs on my guitar like Stairway to Heaven

I love Led Zeppelin, i'm a music nerd

At every single encore, i always shout "Free Bird!"

[UzumakiSonic619]

I loved rocking out, it made feel alive

It gave me time to mellow out my vibes

But when I found out my manager wasn't smart

I winded up greeting seniors at Wal-Mart.

[Karstendag]

that was pretty good :)

[metalmaster453]

Drew's was the best in my opinion!!!!!!1

[whumpingwillow]

A Rock Star image

is easy to maintain

you can wear a uniform

that looks really plain

Socks and shoes, a cap, a tie

and hair that is all greasy

and you too will resemble

Angus Young from ACDC

[EvilJOEFX]

Drew's verses get better as the series go on. Particularly liked this one.

[stevo131284]

i want to be a singer

i want to play guiter

that would the best

be the best by far

i'd get drunk all the time

and never get the droopies

coz the best bit about it

of course is the groupies

[pippyspot]

Lol Wayne pulling a Colin and fainting in hoedown XD

[Iluveryanstiles]

im a rockstar like drew..hehehe

[YamiJaden001]

At home on day i was playing the guitar

And i would one day love to be a star

but when my dad turn off the T.V

i lots most of my memory

this is my first verse i have replied to a hoedown and please tell me when you think

[YamiJaden001]

sorry i ment what you think

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

haha pretty good for a first

[Xylomaphone91]

xD! Wayne was awesome.

[bighugejake]

Drew's was pretty good in this hoedown.

[yathao]

I love ryan's lines..haha

[IJustWatchVideosHere]

Welcome to youtube! Where we can watch all kinds of vids and the viewers don't matter. That's right, The viewers are like hoedowns on a WLIIA? vids comments. :P Hehe

[cheekiangel12]

"Yeah, I'm a Rockstar, when I'm naked in the shower" XD

I sing that line all the time now. Everyone looks at me funny, but I don't care.

Ryan is my fave C:

[KingdigikeyatoXZ]

I want to be a rock star, that is my life plan

I want to play guitar here in my land

But it all comes down to this single trick

I want to fuck all the ladies with my long dick!

[Magicguy15]

Mmmmmm. No.

[Magicguy15]

Wo NO NO NO NO NO am NO NO NO............No

[zxsiiexz]

Hahahah, Wayne used Colin's trick. Lol, colin shook his head at him!

[auxili160]

that's why this show is awesome lol. real people, real laughs

[MrsAlanaWay]

Drew's verse had me in stitches xD

"Yeah I'm a rockstar when I'm singing in the shower.."

[kayla98]

Yeah same here. Drew's bit is the funniest part of this hoedown-"Yeah I'm a rockstar when I'm naked in the shower" hahahahahahaha. Nice work Drew =]

[Svu87]

agreed nd he said it so plainly to tht part

[HPAnimeFreak]

I hope to be a rockstar someday soon

Maybe I can be the first rockstar on the moon

I'm make lots of money, on top of the world I'd sit

And I'd tell those bullies "Hey, I'm famous, so SUCK IT!"

[tubbyboy21]

Being 38 is what an age to be

and being a rockstar just makes me feel free

I love using drumsticks to hit the drum pad

but if we play to loud we make my mom mad

and.........

Being a rockstar is really really great

playing music is something I don't hate

When I play I don't feel like zero

Now of course I'm only playing Guitar Hero.

[battlebotsboy]

I want to be a great rock star that you can see

I would be in a tribute band for AC/DC

I'd be on the guitar to make the crowd go wild

I would like to do that everyday cause I'm a problem child

I'M A PROBLEM CHILLLLLLLD!

trivia:Problem Child is a song made by AC/DC on the 'Let There Be Rock' & 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' albums.

[07jhameed]

drew wins definatley

[AjRhCp]

Drew totally wins this hoedown.

[therealnick103]

Can somebody help me understand why Wayne's verse ended with a faint?

[LolaBonne]

It's just a guess, but I notice that 'and then I fall down drunk' would have finished the verse perfectly, so ... maybe he fell down drunk?

[ilovemcflyx]

LMAO!

i love colin so much, hes so cute!!

:)

[sapphiric]

i think Ryan was sick of hoedown

[Kendawg818916]

I don't see why

I am sitting hear

With my mom and dad

In a bunch of tears

I guess that the Rock Music

Got me more than drugs and money

It also got me sex

Which got me H.I.V.

[drsmooth1521]

i am rockstar well i kinda used to be,

now im a music teacher, i am really.

but everytime i walk in that same class.

its like everytime they always kcik me up the ass.

[HawkeyeDrifter]

Im a rock star when im naked in the shower!

[FilmandSkate]

its weird that in the first one there are all the same people as this one. but i love both of them! espicially drews verse

[jizno366]

drew was really good in this one

[evildevil97]

It's called "pulling a Colin". Colin did that a lot in the British show.

[armegeddis]

and at least once in the US version.

[Wetherluver123]

Wayne's verse at the end just sucked well because there wasn't 1! That was stupid but the rest of them did well!

[ShippoGirl4Ever]

idk i thought it was funny!