There has to be a balance. If you want to be attractive to women you have to make an effort to offer a lot of different things. But the most important thing is you can't do it for them. Do it because you want to better yourself. Women are random, and that's why you just gotta have your own goals. If you are busy taking care of your own shit, women will like that. They'll see a guy that has purpose. The minute you stop chasing it, you'll find it.
Im proud of Patrice arguing with that woman because like that one fat guy on the phone, both he and Patrice have both experienced how people talk and think about fat people. Right on man.
You're either gonna pay for a prostitute, or you're gonna pay to take women out to dinners, concerts and other shit to get laid. At least when you pay for a prostitute, you can take your pick, you know you're getting laid, and you know how much it'll cost you. What's the problem?
@parkerxjr Na, man. There are so many broke dudes that still get laid. It depends more on the TYPE of women you want to get with. If you want to get with stuck-up spoiled pretty women, then yea you need money. If you want to get with vulnerable push-overs, then you don't need money at all. If you want to get with a good person, then money and looks don't really matter as long as you are taking care of your shit and have goals.
@sleeks3000 Everything you just said re-afirms what I just said. Looks are not evreything and money is not everything . There are good women out there . Anytime you demand something that you can't offer you are going to have problems unless you compensate. I'm only 5'6 and I date all types but, what if I only wanted to date tall women . I would have problems , just the way it is. What you are saying is true but , the guy here is being to selective.
@MAZ1N00 Losing weight is a good goal to have, but that's not really addressing the issue. You can be thin/fit and still be boring and unattractive. The point is changing your attitude first.
@sleeks3000 Yeah, definitely unless you are super good looking personality is key but if you are fat its probably extremely hard to build the confidence and attitude you need to be good with women, and I'm sure rejection and fatness has a positive correlation.
God took Patrice from us because Patrice was Great. Patrice knew so much about bein a man and the world isn't ready for him. Patrice could have been super mainstream but soon be attacked for spreading the truth. Let's be honest patrice was great but someone group of women would come in and shut him down.
@Mangobrain82 I would've loved to have seen a group of women try to shut him down in any way, shape or form. I remember when that girl tried to shut him down on fox; enough said!
The OBESE loser club. These are closet homosexual nerds who are pretending to like girls when they really like boys. They have a thing for fat Patrice, so they call in for his pitiful advise, so that they can hear his voice. I wonder if Patrice is one too? - hmmm.
@bklynAtrain WTF??? this is the dumbest shit EVER!!.. cause he's fat, he's gay? you must be fat also... and gay.... and i really hope you killed yourself in the 3 months you typed this horse shit!!!
chicks on these shows are always such fucking holes
mrsoultwister 1 week ago
"thats a good question"-even when he was being serious Oneal could make me laugh!
AL13NM 3 weeks ago
He has a point. Its kinda weird cause you laugh at his logic but he is so right at the same time.
BrooklynJEW7 3 weeks ago
i treat a dime like a 2... better system..
mnypwrrspkt 1 month ago
There has to be a balance. If you want to be attractive to women you have to make an effort to offer a lot of different things. But the most important thing is you can't do it for them. Do it because you want to better yourself. Women are random, and that's why you just gotta have your own goals. If you are busy taking care of your own shit, women will like that. They'll see a guy that has purpose. The minute you stop chasing it, you'll find it.
sleeks3000 1 month ago
She's stupid, if a dude says the right shit to her, she would give up the ass, that's how bitches are
cushe83 1 month ago
Im proud of Patrice arguing with that woman because like that one fat guy on the phone, both he and Patrice have both experienced how people talk and think about fat people. Right on man.
Claudioprice7 1 month ago
This dude is offensive in every which way, that's what makes him funny as shit!!!! :)
RIP dude.
PassionateGoth 1 month ago
Oh man listening to all the repeated bullshit and stuttering going on.
He should have just said what was on his mind. "Lose weight, or get money. It's as simple as that. Next caller."
He wouldn't have wasted this mans time to appear as if he is some kind of god like prophet that needs to be bowed down upon.
noptic 1 month ago
You're either gonna pay for a prostitute, or you're gonna pay to take women out to dinners, concerts and other shit to get laid. At least when you pay for a prostitute, you can take your pick, you know you're getting laid, and you know how much it'll cost you. What's the problem?
therandomdot 1 month ago 3
I got bitches with his system lol
miggz760 2 months ago
women have eyes also .
parkerxjr 2 months ago 2
There is no way...... You have to come to the table with something . LOOKS or Money . He needs to lower his standards if he has no monet.
parkerxjr 2 months ago
@parkerxjr Na, man. There are so many broke dudes that still get laid. It depends more on the TYPE of women you want to get with. If you want to get with stuck-up spoiled pretty women, then yea you need money. If you want to get with vulnerable push-overs, then you don't need money at all. If you want to get with a good person, then money and looks don't really matter as long as you are taking care of your shit and have goals.
sleeks3000 1 month ago
@sleeks3000 Everything you just said re-afirms what I just said. Looks are not evreything and money is not everything . There are good women out there . Anytime you demand something that you can't offer you are going to have problems unless you compensate. I'm only 5'6 and I date all types but, what if I only wanted to date tall women . I would have problems , just the way it is. What you are saying is true but , the guy here is being to selective.
parkerxjr 1 month ago
whoa thats a damn good system
12344028 2 months ago
why don't fat people just try losing weight.
MAZ1N00 2 months ago 3
@MAZ1N00 Losing weight is a good goal to have, but that's not really addressing the issue. You can be thin/fit and still be boring and unattractive. The point is changing your attitude first.
sleeks3000 1 month ago
@sleeks3000 Yeah, definitely unless you are super good looking personality is key but if you are fat its probably extremely hard to build the confidence and attitude you need to be good with women, and I'm sure rejection and fatness has a positive correlation.
MAZ1N00 1 month ago
WOW...simply wow...
Thallium212 2 months ago
Patrice spoke the fucking TRUTH.
jek21 2 months ago
The next girl I talk to is getting called "sugar clit."
HerroSpreen 2 months ago 7
RIP Patrice, he got so much done at 14 years old.
ProgrammedToRust 2 months ago
wow this mouthy fat fuck died at 41
sammipooh 2 months ago
@sammipooh bitch, shut the fuck up bitch.
lol
MrJarth 2 months ago 2
@MrJarth yeh that was a bit harsh of me, he was a funny guy, and a human like the rest of us. May the force be with you.
sammipooh 2 months ago
God took Patrice from us because Patrice was Great. Patrice knew so much about bein a man and the world isn't ready for him. Patrice could have been super mainstream but soon be attacked for spreading the truth. Let's be honest patrice was great but someone group of women would come in and shut him down.
Mangobrain82 2 months ago
@Mangobrain82 I would've loved to have seen a group of women try to shut him down in any way, shape or form. I remember when that girl tried to shut him down on fox; enough said!
kakuichi 2 months ago
@kakuichi cant agree more.
Mangobrain82 2 months ago
"alright what's the final advice you have to give to him Kathleen...besides fuckin lose weight you short fat bastard" ahahaha
hondavtecc 2 months ago
One of the greatest comedians, if not the best, to ever walk the God's green earth. RIP Patrice :'( You made me laugh so much.
ZombieKiller766 2 months ago
What an intelligent funny guy. RIP
jj313 2 months ago
R.I.P. Patrice - you were a real humbled individual - I'm glad I had the chance to tell you that you were very funny
FilmForger 2 months ago
RIP funny man, we will miss your laughter
copierguy5000 2 months ago 29
patrice is too funny "you ever have an old airforce and clean it up"
drex48239 3 months ago 4
hahahahahahahahah "once i said bitch it freed me"
Conspiracyknowledge 4 months ago 2
yo...my fat ass is about to STEAL THIS ADVICE
badboi0717 5 months ago 2
@HuskyJesus Patrice admits he's a bad speller anyway.
Demidota2009 5 months ago
Norton!
aallppiinnee 5 months ago
The OBESE loser club. These are closet homosexual nerds who are pretending to like girls when they really like boys. They have a thing for fat Patrice, so they call in for his pitiful advise, so that they can hear his voice. I wonder if Patrice is one too? - hmmm.
bklynAtrain 6 months ago
@bklynAtrain lmao how fucking ridiculous.
TheLazyAngel89 3 months ago
@bklynAtrain WTF??? this is the dumbest shit EVER!!.. cause he's fat, he's gay? you must be fat also... and gay.... and i really hope you killed yourself in the 3 months you typed this horse shit!!!
shiggadee 2 months ago
@bklynAtrain Spoken like a true bitch :D
0ilikeboobies0 1 month ago
lil jimmy!!
1844Freddy 10 months ago